Qi Yu Millennium
Chapter 138 Makeover
As soon as I said that, I regretted it, because I am wearing a military uniform now. At the beginning, I wore two sets of military uniforms for each person, and one of them was so tattered that I left it in the village where Bai Jiuyu lived before. Another set.
Embarrassed, he called the boss to pay the bill, and rushed to the airport as if fleeing.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, I finally got on the plane to Zhengzhou.
King Kong Pao took out his military ID card and shook it triumphantly. Naturally, the swords we brought would not pass the security check at the airport, but after showing the ID card from the National Security Agency, it is another matter.
After rushing to Zhengzhou, change trains and rush to Jiaozuo.When I came to Jiaozuo, the first thing I felt was that things were really cheap. The starting price of a taxi was only three yuan, and the mutton biscuits on the street stall with a large piece of lamb only cost two yuan. The mutton soup was unexpectedly affordable. Four or five slices of fat mutton are only four yuan. After eating and drinking, King Kong Pao and I took a taxi directly to the city library.
King Kong Cannon naturally doesn’t like to read books, so the work of looking up the county annals to find the location naturally fell on my head. At noon, I finally found the general location. I paid for a tourist map and rented a taxi to find it. .
After running a lot of twists and turns, I finally saw the mountain where Ziyang Temple is located. The road into the mountain was still an asphalt road. I was full of doubts and directed the driver to the ground. After getting off the car, my excitement was half cooled , None of the buildings in my memory have been preserved. There are still some temples built in a flashy manner on the mountain, and a big sign "Sansheng Temple Scenic Area" is erected beside the road.
"Grass tmd, go up and have a look." I cursed angrily, this place was originally a Taoist temple of Jiejiao, if later generations transform it into a Taoist scenic spot, it will be fine, when will it become a temple for monks.The most irritating thing is that even the name of the former teacher was changed, and he went directly to Buddhism.
King Kong Cannon threw two big tickets backhand to the driver, and his expression was also unfriendly. He exchanged a glance with me, and quickly boarded the path up the mountain.
I was stopped by someone before I went far, and I even had to spend money to buy a ticket!I saw the words "ticket 50 yuan" on the glass of the small pavilion, took out a hundred from my pocket and threw it over, and took the King Kong cannon up the mountain without asking for the ticket.
There are quite a few tourists on the mountain road, and a scenic spot will be artificially created after a certain distance on the road up the mountain, making up an allusion with nonsense, and I frowned secretly when I saw it.
It's fine that King Kong Pao doesn't remember what it looked like before, but I remember the scene of Ziyang Temple quite clearly.In addition to the main hall where the three saints preached the scriptures, there was also a Guanqi Pavilion for the disciples to live and practice Taoism. There was a cave facing the wall in the back mountain, and there was a cave for ordinary disciples. In addition to the huge square for practicing spells, there are many caves on the east side of the mountain, where ordinary disciples live.
But the scene in front of him is very different from the original one. The Lingbao Hall of Jiejiao has been changed into the Daxiong Hall of Buddhism.Guanqixuan was built into a toilet in the scenic spot.The previous square has been covered with houses and transformed into a management committee of the scenic area, with hotels and guest houses all available.The caves where ordinary disciples lived before have become the main attraction "Hundred Buddha Caves", where all kinds of stone Buddha statues are installed.
When we walked to the back mountain, King Kong Pao and I were completely overjoyed. The cave where the disciple who had made a mistake faced the wall and thought about it turned out to be a holy place for the Sansheng Zen Master to study Buddhism and enlightenment. There is a statue of a bald monk and Nuo There is a big copper tripod incense burner, and there is a big public morality box at the door. There are many big tickets in it, which seem to be donated by believers and laymen.
After turning around in a circle, I was already smoked from the seven orifices of anger, and I drew out the cigarette angrily and sat on the mountainside with the Vajra Cannon to smoke.
King Kong Pao picked up a stone and wrote "Change place" on the steps
"The master's gate is the same as the ancestral grave, can you change it if you want?" I said angrily, and turned my head to look at the monk who was sitting not far away selling incense candles. That guy didn't even have a ring scar on his head. Wearing a yellow cassock that can only be worn by eminent monks, it is obvious that he is a fake monk who doesn't understand bullshit.
"Don't get angry" the King Kong cannon pulled me over and pointed to the writing on the ground.
"I'm not as magnanimous as you. I feel like I'm okay if my old den is taken over by someone." Ever since I lost my hearing, my emotions have become more and more agitated. Probably not angry.
"Then what should I do?" King Kong Pao wrote again.
"Consult with the officials here and buy it." I stood up angrily as I said this, and just about to walk towards the house with the sign of the management committee, two old men stopped us.
"What do you want to do?" I raised my eyebrows and wanted to get angry.King Kong Pao hurriedly grabbed me and pointed to the red armband on the old man's arm, which said "Scenic Area Management".
Watching the dispute between the King Kong Pao and the two old men, I gradually saw the way. It turned out that they had seen the King Kong Pao writing on the steps, which meant that we had damaged the facilities in the scenic spot and would be fined.
"Punish your mother." Seeing these two old bastards messing around, I was really angry, and opened my mouth to curse.
After scolding, I completely stabbed the hornet's nest, and the two old things grabbed me by the collar of my clothes and dragged me to the management committee, which happened to be where I wanted to go, so I followed them.
There were several security guards standing in the management committee. After the old man pulled me in, he pointed at me and talked to them loudly. One of the security guards, a handsome young man, took out a receipt from the drawer, picked up a pen and wrote , raised his hand and handed it to me after writing.
I took it and saw it turned out to be a fine, [-] fines for destroying public property in scenic spots, and [-] fines for insulting staff.
"Call your manager out, I have something to discuss with him." I didn't pay, but sat down on a bench, and King Kong Pao also sat beside me and looked at them with a smile.
Seeing that I didn't cooperate, the security guard came over and raised his hand to salute me, and then said something.Seeing his ugly salute, I stood up on my knees, and returned a standard military salute with my head held high, "Look clearly, this is a standard salute!"
Since I was wearing an officer's uniform, the security guards were polite to me and King Kong Pao. We discussed it together for a while, and one of them ran to the second floor and called down a man who looked like a cadre in his 40s.
Vajra Pao stepped forward to negotiate with him for a long time, only to see that cadre shook his head again and again, looking at me and Vajra Pao with doubts in his eyes.
In the end, King Kong Pao walked to the table with a wry smile, picked up a pen and a newspaper, and quickly wrote, "Whatever they say doesn't count, we have to find the government."
"Let's go," I said, standing up and rushing out the door.
Seeing that I was about to leave, the previous security guard hurried over to stop me and demanded a fine from me with a fine slip.
When King Kong Pao saw him stop me, his nose fluttered and he wanted to get angry.I reached out to stop him, took out a big ticket from my pocket and handed it to the security guard, "Don't look for it anymore," I said and turned to the King Kong Cannon, "Go out and get a stone and scratch it for 60 yuan."
Embarrassed, he called the boss to pay the bill, and rushed to the airport as if fleeing.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, I finally got on the plane to Zhengzhou.
King Kong Pao took out his military ID card and shook it triumphantly. Naturally, the swords we brought would not pass the security check at the airport, but after showing the ID card from the National Security Agency, it is another matter.
After rushing to Zhengzhou, change trains and rush to Jiaozuo.When I came to Jiaozuo, the first thing I felt was that things were really cheap. The starting price of a taxi was only three yuan, and the mutton biscuits on the street stall with a large piece of lamb only cost two yuan. The mutton soup was unexpectedly affordable. Four or five slices of fat mutton are only four yuan. After eating and drinking, King Kong Pao and I took a taxi directly to the city library.
King Kong Cannon naturally doesn’t like to read books, so the work of looking up the county annals to find the location naturally fell on my head. At noon, I finally found the general location. I paid for a tourist map and rented a taxi to find it. .
After running a lot of twists and turns, I finally saw the mountain where Ziyang Temple is located. The road into the mountain was still an asphalt road. I was full of doubts and directed the driver to the ground. After getting off the car, my excitement was half cooled , None of the buildings in my memory have been preserved. There are still some temples built in a flashy manner on the mountain, and a big sign "Sansheng Temple Scenic Area" is erected beside the road.
"Grass tmd, go up and have a look." I cursed angrily, this place was originally a Taoist temple of Jiejiao, if later generations transform it into a Taoist scenic spot, it will be fine, when will it become a temple for monks.The most irritating thing is that even the name of the former teacher was changed, and he went directly to Buddhism.
King Kong Cannon threw two big tickets backhand to the driver, and his expression was also unfriendly. He exchanged a glance with me, and quickly boarded the path up the mountain.
I was stopped by someone before I went far, and I even had to spend money to buy a ticket!I saw the words "ticket 50 yuan" on the glass of the small pavilion, took out a hundred from my pocket and threw it over, and took the King Kong cannon up the mountain without asking for the ticket.
There are quite a few tourists on the mountain road, and a scenic spot will be artificially created after a certain distance on the road up the mountain, making up an allusion with nonsense, and I frowned secretly when I saw it.
It's fine that King Kong Pao doesn't remember what it looked like before, but I remember the scene of Ziyang Temple quite clearly.In addition to the main hall where the three saints preached the scriptures, there was also a Guanqi Pavilion for the disciples to live and practice Taoism. There was a cave facing the wall in the back mountain, and there was a cave for ordinary disciples. In addition to the huge square for practicing spells, there are many caves on the east side of the mountain, where ordinary disciples live.
But the scene in front of him is very different from the original one. The Lingbao Hall of Jiejiao has been changed into the Daxiong Hall of Buddhism.Guanqixuan was built into a toilet in the scenic spot.The previous square has been covered with houses and transformed into a management committee of the scenic area, with hotels and guest houses all available.The caves where ordinary disciples lived before have become the main attraction "Hundred Buddha Caves", where all kinds of stone Buddha statues are installed.
When we walked to the back mountain, King Kong Pao and I were completely overjoyed. The cave where the disciple who had made a mistake faced the wall and thought about it turned out to be a holy place for the Sansheng Zen Master to study Buddhism and enlightenment. There is a statue of a bald monk and Nuo There is a big copper tripod incense burner, and there is a big public morality box at the door. There are many big tickets in it, which seem to be donated by believers and laymen.
After turning around in a circle, I was already smoked from the seven orifices of anger, and I drew out the cigarette angrily and sat on the mountainside with the Vajra Cannon to smoke.
King Kong Pao picked up a stone and wrote "Change place" on the steps
"The master's gate is the same as the ancestral grave, can you change it if you want?" I said angrily, and turned my head to look at the monk who was sitting not far away selling incense candles. That guy didn't even have a ring scar on his head. Wearing a yellow cassock that can only be worn by eminent monks, it is obvious that he is a fake monk who doesn't understand bullshit.
"Don't get angry" the King Kong cannon pulled me over and pointed to the writing on the ground.
"I'm not as magnanimous as you. I feel like I'm okay if my old den is taken over by someone." Ever since I lost my hearing, my emotions have become more and more agitated. Probably not angry.
"Then what should I do?" King Kong Pao wrote again.
"Consult with the officials here and buy it." I stood up angrily as I said this, and just about to walk towards the house with the sign of the management committee, two old men stopped us.
"What do you want to do?" I raised my eyebrows and wanted to get angry.King Kong Pao hurriedly grabbed me and pointed to the red armband on the old man's arm, which said "Scenic Area Management".
Watching the dispute between the King Kong Pao and the two old men, I gradually saw the way. It turned out that they had seen the King Kong Pao writing on the steps, which meant that we had damaged the facilities in the scenic spot and would be fined.
"Punish your mother." Seeing these two old bastards messing around, I was really angry, and opened my mouth to curse.
After scolding, I completely stabbed the hornet's nest, and the two old things grabbed me by the collar of my clothes and dragged me to the management committee, which happened to be where I wanted to go, so I followed them.
There were several security guards standing in the management committee. After the old man pulled me in, he pointed at me and talked to them loudly. One of the security guards, a handsome young man, took out a receipt from the drawer, picked up a pen and wrote , raised his hand and handed it to me after writing.
I took it and saw it turned out to be a fine, [-] fines for destroying public property in scenic spots, and [-] fines for insulting staff.
"Call your manager out, I have something to discuss with him." I didn't pay, but sat down on a bench, and King Kong Pao also sat beside me and looked at them with a smile.
Seeing that I didn't cooperate, the security guard came over and raised his hand to salute me, and then said something.Seeing his ugly salute, I stood up on my knees, and returned a standard military salute with my head held high, "Look clearly, this is a standard salute!"
Since I was wearing an officer's uniform, the security guards were polite to me and King Kong Pao. We discussed it together for a while, and one of them ran to the second floor and called down a man who looked like a cadre in his 40s.
Vajra Pao stepped forward to negotiate with him for a long time, only to see that cadre shook his head again and again, looking at me and Vajra Pao with doubts in his eyes.
In the end, King Kong Pao walked to the table with a wry smile, picked up a pen and a newspaper, and quickly wrote, "Whatever they say doesn't count, we have to find the government."
"Let's go," I said, standing up and rushing out the door.
Seeing that I was about to leave, the previous security guard hurried over to stop me and demanded a fine from me with a fine slip.
When King Kong Pao saw him stop me, his nose fluttered and he wanted to get angry.I reached out to stop him, took out a big ticket from my pocket and handed it to the security guard, "Don't look for it anymore," I said and turned to the King Kong Cannon, "Go out and get a stone and scratch it for 60 yuan."
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