Qi Yu Millennium
Chapter 143 Taoist Charm
As soon as the King Kong Cannon called out, I quickly let go of my breath and landed. I looked up and found no wires. This guy was scaring me.
Did they really agree to transfer it to us? "I confirmed to King Kong Cannon again.
"I agree, I agree, but the money is not much cheaper." King Kong Pao said and raised four fingers at me, "Is the money enough?"
"I was so exhausted that I just made up the two numbers." I smiled wryly and stretched out my right middle finger and index finger at him, but they didn't mean success at the moment.
"Then what should we do?" King Kong Pao stared at me with wide eyes.
"Let's think of a way slowly, the third brother is here, let's treat him first." I said and looked at Hei Sanchang beside me, only to see it staring straight at the mountain.
"Third brother, what are you looking at?" King Kong Pao and Hei Sanchang have a good relationship, even though this guy once blinded him in one eye.
"Are there chickens in the mountains?" Although Hei Sanchang can change his human form, he is a three-tailed fox after all, and the fox's preference for chickens cannot be changed.
"Those are all dead, I'll take you to eat something good." King Kong Pao said, reaching out to embrace Hei Sanchang, and walked out of the mountain.
"Do you have a rope on your body?" I pressed the crown hairpin above my head with my left hand and followed.My hairstyle is just a normal side part, I got a haircut on the way to the airport, and now the length of my hair can't be undone.
"There is no rope, but there is a red trouser belt. Would you like it?" King Kong Pao said and lifted the corner of his clothes. When this guy married Murong Zhuifeng, he tied a red belt according to our local customs, but unfortunately it was already dirty It's out of shape, so of course I don't know how to use it.
Although I always need to press the crown hairpin on my head with my hands, I am still very happy in my heart. It feels so good to hear the voice.
The three talked and laughed, and stopped a taxi after walking a long distance. The driver didn't want to pull us when he saw our outfits, and it was Uncle Qian who played a role in the end.
In fact, it’s no wonder that the driver didn’t want to pull us. Hei San often wore a gray cloth robe, which people don’t wear anymore; King Kong Cannon's bluffing doesn't look like a crazy bandit.
When we got back to the hotel, we gave the King Kong Cannon a lesson. Although we belong to the National Security Bureau, what we are doing now is purely personal. It is better to keep a low profile as much as possible.
How could King Kong Pao have the heart to listen to my nagging, so he quickly found out his casual clothes and changed it for Hei Sanchang, clamoring to take him to eat seafood.I found a strap from the room to fix the crown hairpin on my head, and when I looked in the mirror, I felt awkward about that image.
Taking off the military uniform and changing into casual clothes is still not the same thing. In desperation, I can only put on the gold silk Taoist robe that Bai Jiuyu gave me before. I have to dress up as a Taoist priest.
"Master Yu, aren't you cold?" Vajra Pao stretched out his hand to grab the Taoist robe and looked at me with a smile.
"It's not cold." I turned around and replied.The Taoist robe is very light, and it’s already the beginning of winter. Wearing such a thin robe is indeed nondescript. The strange thing is that I don’t feel cold. It seems that this Taoist robe should also be a magical thing. Unfortunately, Hei Sanchang can’t tell the origin of the Taoist robe.
Hei Sanchang is not an honest master. It seems that he often runs out secretly, knowing that the outside world needs money, so when he came out of the mountain, he brought a lot of silver with him, but he was hacked by the King Kong Cannon. up.
King Kong Pao invited Hei Sanchang to the best seafood hotel in Jiaozuo, and ordered a table. Unfortunately, Hei Sanchang doesn't like seafood. He only likes meat and eggs. King Kong Pao and I Can't help but look at each other and smile, it's really hard to change your nature.
Hei Sanchang lived in Henan for three days, and he refused to delay any longer, saying that the patriarch ordered that he must go back immediately after giving me the things, so King Kong Pao and I took it to the mall to buy some gifts in return.
King Kong Pao bought a few bottles of Moutai and gave it to Hei Sanchang. Hei Sanchang accepted it with a blunt smile. This gift must be learned, and the best gift is the best gift. Hei Sanchang only likes wine. He is also a connoisseur of drinking, other than Moutai and Wuliangye, it is difficult for him to catch his attention, so King Kong Pao has always laughed and called him a "state cadre."
When it was my turn to bring gifts to Bai Jiuyu, I was worried. She definitely doesn't like gold and silver jewelry, and she doesn't need perfume and rouge. Thinking of the underwear and panties she was wearing, I suddenly thought of buying her a set of underwear , Think carefully about calling yourself a bastard, abandoning the position and taking the gun to escape at the critical moment, how can you send such an ambiguous thing.After much deliberation, he couldn't avoid it in the end, so he secretly ran upstairs to the jewelry counter and bought a set of the best platinum and diamond jewelry at a huge price.
Faced with the surprised and envious eyes thrown by many beautiful shop assistants, he was wrapped up, and then hurriedly swiped his card and escaped.Now I wear a crown hairpin on my head, a Taoist robe, and a Taoist costume. It is no wonder that people will be surprised when I buy diamond jewelry in this outfit.
Back downstairs, I saw that King Kong Cannon was paying with a sad face. It turned out that Hei Sanchang bought some small items for his clansmen. Although the items were small, they were expensive, because Hei Sanchang accepted the goods and chose high-end items. Small jewelry made of jade.After the King Kong Pao paid, it kept yelling that it was losing money.
Early the next morning, I took a taxi and sent the two of them to the airport. Taking advantage of the time when King Kong Pao was holding the National Security Bureau's certificate to Hei Sanchang for special check-in procedures, I handed over the box containing the diamond jewelry to Hei Sanchang. , let it be handed over to Bai Jiuyu, Hei Sanchang agreed with an ambiguous expression.
At that time, I thought there was nothing wrong with giving jewelry, but later I realized that giving jewelry between men and women in ancient times meant a promise of love, and a complete set of jewelry would only be given to the woman when they were engaged...
Hei Sanchang put the jewelry away, then took out a piece of crumpled paper from the package and handed it to me. I opened it and saw that it was a hand-drawn map with the location of Tushan, but the handwriting was ugly and the lines were crooked. It should be It was drawn by Hei Sanchang himself.
Just as I was about to speak, I found out that King Kong Cannon had returned after finishing the formalities. I hurriedly put the map away and sent the two of them to the plane.
A few days later, King Kong Cannon came back by itself.
"Where did you send him?" I was watching TV with the remote control in hand.I only know that King Kong Pao bought a ticket to Anhui, but the exact location is not clear.
"I don't know what that mountain is called, anyway, it's an old forest, and he won't let me drop it off near the forest." King Kong Pao sat down on the bed and took off his backpack.
"You take a rest first, take time to go to the talent market in the afternoon." I took out a cigarette and threw him a cigarette.
"What are you doing there?" King Kong Pao took the cigarette and lit it.
"The director of the tourism bureau knows both of us. If we go to him again, he will definitely not lower the price. Let's hire a group of people to pretend to be other buyers to bargain his price." I turned off the TV and prepared to take a nap.
"You can come up with any bad idea." King Kong Pao said and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.
In the afternoon, I ate something briefly, went to the talent market and hired a few college students with foreign accents, and explained their intentions and remuneration to them, and the other party readily agreed.
"Are you a college student too?" King Kong Pao looked puzzled at the old young man I found to pretend to be the "big boss".
"Yeah, it's been seven years since I graduated, and I haven't found a job." The other party reached out to him helplessly. "Now there are too many college students, and there are too few job opportunities."
"Seeing that you are not old, this is the result of studying." King Kong Pao chuckled.
I took a few Li Guis to the mall to buy decent suits, and sent them out after giving some details. King Kong Pao and I sat in the temporarily rented Mercedes-Benz and waited outside.
Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for them to come out in a hurry.
"What did the other party say?" King Kong Cannon sat in the driving seat and turned to ask them.
"He almost didn't call the police to arrest us. He said that we were responsible for the haunting in the scenic spot. He has already invited an expert to stop it and let us stop daydreaming." The "big boss" said with a look of horror.
Hearing what he said, Vajra Pao and I turned our heads and looked at each other. Could it be that the Tourism Bureau invited a Taoist monk with good skills to remove the dirty things sent by Vajra Pao?
The matter was not done, and the money had to be given. Several college students got 1000 yuan each as a thank you fee and a suit. They eagerly wanted to leave contact information for me and King Kong Pao, saying that they could still help if there was such a thing in the future. .I shook my head to indicate that I don't need it, the same face cannot be used twice, the director of the tourism bureau is not a fool.
"Old Yu, did they invite an expert?" King Kong Pao drove the car and turned to me who was sitting in the co-pilot.
"Do you still need an expert to get those things over, just a three-legged cat can handle it." I said with a frown.The group of dead chickens that the Vajra Cannon engaged in can be easily driven away by those who know a little bit of Taoism.
"Let's go, let's go to the scenic spot." King Kong Pao said and wanted to turn a corner.
"Go back to the hotel first, and then go at night." I said, pushing the steering wheel to straighten the direction, "Try not to let people see us."
King Kong Pao nodded and drove the car back to the hotel. After finally dawdling until dark, he went downstairs and drove to the scenic spot.
Parking the car far away, the two performed Fengxing Jue and soon reached the foot of the mountain. They saw that the sign for interior renovation had been removed, and the hotel and management committee on the mountain were brightly lit.Where is the shadow of the slightest ghost.
He and King Kong Pao quietly walked around the mountain, and finally found clues in the square on the sunny side of the mountain.The Yang energy in the square is slightly more positive than other places. Although the traces of the practice have been cleaned up, Vajra Pao still found an incomplete yellow paper charm from the edge of the forest. It should be a Taoist priest.
"Where is the Taoist priest who can draw symbols?" King Kong Pao asked me with a frown.
"There are more Taoist priests who can draw talismans. Chenzhou, Maoshan, and Tianyi sects are all good at these things." I said and threw out the talisman in my hand.
"Can we two beat him?" Vajra Pao didn't have much confidence in himself.
"The principle of the spell is basically similar to our instructions. Their masters may be able to sit on an equal footing with us, and their disciples and grandchildren will not be able to do much." I analyzed it realistically, and there were very few people who broke through the catastrophe Few, in today's materialistic society, there are few people who can practice Taoism with peace of mind.
"I'll get some more." King Kong Pao said and wanted to leave.
"I'll go." I pulled the Vajra Cannon, "Find a hidden place and wait for me."
King Kong Pao nodded in agreement, and jumped onto a big tree by the side of the square. Although it was already the beginning of winter, the branches and leaves had not completely withered, and it was more than enough to hide his figure.
The reason why I don't want to let the Vajra Cannon shoot is because the real driving of the ghosts of the dead is to lose the lifespan. It's more appropriate to do it.
According to the breath from the soul, it is easy to find a cemetery. It should be a village where the dead villagers were buried. Because of the purple aura, there is no need to recite the mantra when searching for the soul. Hundreds of ghosts from the Five Elements were arrested.
Exuding purple aura traps many ghosts on this mountain, and then he jumped onto the big tree to join the Vajra Cannon.
"Why did you make such a large group?" King Kong Cannon frowned as he looked at the souls all over the mountains and plains, "What should I do if it causes divine punishment?"
"We don't have time to dawdle with him. Don't be cruel. He doesn't know that Lord Ma has three eyes." We have been dawdling here for several months, and I was a little anxious.
In fact, the reason why I dare to drive so many ghosts is because I have no fear. After all, there is a Vajra Cannon nearby. Even if the cloudy energy is soaring and the sky is punished, this guy can help me for a while. It is more than enough to escape if I can't.
"Old Yu, look quickly, one went in!" King Kong Pao pointed to the management committee of the scenic spot not far away, where a group of security guards were playing poker, and a ghost entered through the wall.
"Don't say anything, wait and watch the show."
Did they really agree to transfer it to us? "I confirmed to King Kong Cannon again.
"I agree, I agree, but the money is not much cheaper." King Kong Pao said and raised four fingers at me, "Is the money enough?"
"I was so exhausted that I just made up the two numbers." I smiled wryly and stretched out my right middle finger and index finger at him, but they didn't mean success at the moment.
"Then what should we do?" King Kong Pao stared at me with wide eyes.
"Let's think of a way slowly, the third brother is here, let's treat him first." I said and looked at Hei Sanchang beside me, only to see it staring straight at the mountain.
"Third brother, what are you looking at?" King Kong Pao and Hei Sanchang have a good relationship, even though this guy once blinded him in one eye.
"Are there chickens in the mountains?" Although Hei Sanchang can change his human form, he is a three-tailed fox after all, and the fox's preference for chickens cannot be changed.
"Those are all dead, I'll take you to eat something good." King Kong Pao said, reaching out to embrace Hei Sanchang, and walked out of the mountain.
"Do you have a rope on your body?" I pressed the crown hairpin above my head with my left hand and followed.My hairstyle is just a normal side part, I got a haircut on the way to the airport, and now the length of my hair can't be undone.
"There is no rope, but there is a red trouser belt. Would you like it?" King Kong Pao said and lifted the corner of his clothes. When this guy married Murong Zhuifeng, he tied a red belt according to our local customs, but unfortunately it was already dirty It's out of shape, so of course I don't know how to use it.
Although I always need to press the crown hairpin on my head with my hands, I am still very happy in my heart. It feels so good to hear the voice.
The three talked and laughed, and stopped a taxi after walking a long distance. The driver didn't want to pull us when he saw our outfits, and it was Uncle Qian who played a role in the end.
In fact, it’s no wonder that the driver didn’t want to pull us. Hei San often wore a gray cloth robe, which people don’t wear anymore; King Kong Cannon's bluffing doesn't look like a crazy bandit.
When we got back to the hotel, we gave the King Kong Cannon a lesson. Although we belong to the National Security Bureau, what we are doing now is purely personal. It is better to keep a low profile as much as possible.
How could King Kong Pao have the heart to listen to my nagging, so he quickly found out his casual clothes and changed it for Hei Sanchang, clamoring to take him to eat seafood.I found a strap from the room to fix the crown hairpin on my head, and when I looked in the mirror, I felt awkward about that image.
Taking off the military uniform and changing into casual clothes is still not the same thing. In desperation, I can only put on the gold silk Taoist robe that Bai Jiuyu gave me before. I have to dress up as a Taoist priest.
"Master Yu, aren't you cold?" Vajra Pao stretched out his hand to grab the Taoist robe and looked at me with a smile.
"It's not cold." I turned around and replied.The Taoist robe is very light, and it’s already the beginning of winter. Wearing such a thin robe is indeed nondescript. The strange thing is that I don’t feel cold. It seems that this Taoist robe should also be a magical thing. Unfortunately, Hei Sanchang can’t tell the origin of the Taoist robe.
Hei Sanchang is not an honest master. It seems that he often runs out secretly, knowing that the outside world needs money, so when he came out of the mountain, he brought a lot of silver with him, but he was hacked by the King Kong Cannon. up.
King Kong Pao invited Hei Sanchang to the best seafood hotel in Jiaozuo, and ordered a table. Unfortunately, Hei Sanchang doesn't like seafood. He only likes meat and eggs. King Kong Pao and I Can't help but look at each other and smile, it's really hard to change your nature.
Hei Sanchang lived in Henan for three days, and he refused to delay any longer, saying that the patriarch ordered that he must go back immediately after giving me the things, so King Kong Pao and I took it to the mall to buy some gifts in return.
King Kong Pao bought a few bottles of Moutai and gave it to Hei Sanchang. Hei Sanchang accepted it with a blunt smile. This gift must be learned, and the best gift is the best gift. Hei Sanchang only likes wine. He is also a connoisseur of drinking, other than Moutai and Wuliangye, it is difficult for him to catch his attention, so King Kong Pao has always laughed and called him a "state cadre."
When it was my turn to bring gifts to Bai Jiuyu, I was worried. She definitely doesn't like gold and silver jewelry, and she doesn't need perfume and rouge. Thinking of the underwear and panties she was wearing, I suddenly thought of buying her a set of underwear , Think carefully about calling yourself a bastard, abandoning the position and taking the gun to escape at the critical moment, how can you send such an ambiguous thing.After much deliberation, he couldn't avoid it in the end, so he secretly ran upstairs to the jewelry counter and bought a set of the best platinum and diamond jewelry at a huge price.
Faced with the surprised and envious eyes thrown by many beautiful shop assistants, he was wrapped up, and then hurriedly swiped his card and escaped.Now I wear a crown hairpin on my head, a Taoist robe, and a Taoist costume. It is no wonder that people will be surprised when I buy diamond jewelry in this outfit.
Back downstairs, I saw that King Kong Cannon was paying with a sad face. It turned out that Hei Sanchang bought some small items for his clansmen. Although the items were small, they were expensive, because Hei Sanchang accepted the goods and chose high-end items. Small jewelry made of jade.After the King Kong Pao paid, it kept yelling that it was losing money.
Early the next morning, I took a taxi and sent the two of them to the airport. Taking advantage of the time when King Kong Pao was holding the National Security Bureau's certificate to Hei Sanchang for special check-in procedures, I handed over the box containing the diamond jewelry to Hei Sanchang. , let it be handed over to Bai Jiuyu, Hei Sanchang agreed with an ambiguous expression.
At that time, I thought there was nothing wrong with giving jewelry, but later I realized that giving jewelry between men and women in ancient times meant a promise of love, and a complete set of jewelry would only be given to the woman when they were engaged...
Hei Sanchang put the jewelry away, then took out a piece of crumpled paper from the package and handed it to me. I opened it and saw that it was a hand-drawn map with the location of Tushan, but the handwriting was ugly and the lines were crooked. It should be It was drawn by Hei Sanchang himself.
Just as I was about to speak, I found out that King Kong Cannon had returned after finishing the formalities. I hurriedly put the map away and sent the two of them to the plane.
A few days later, King Kong Cannon came back by itself.
"Where did you send him?" I was watching TV with the remote control in hand.I only know that King Kong Pao bought a ticket to Anhui, but the exact location is not clear.
"I don't know what that mountain is called, anyway, it's an old forest, and he won't let me drop it off near the forest." King Kong Pao sat down on the bed and took off his backpack.
"You take a rest first, take time to go to the talent market in the afternoon." I took out a cigarette and threw him a cigarette.
"What are you doing there?" King Kong Pao took the cigarette and lit it.
"The director of the tourism bureau knows both of us. If we go to him again, he will definitely not lower the price. Let's hire a group of people to pretend to be other buyers to bargain his price." I turned off the TV and prepared to take a nap.
"You can come up with any bad idea." King Kong Pao said and ran to the bathroom to take a shower.
In the afternoon, I ate something briefly, went to the talent market and hired a few college students with foreign accents, and explained their intentions and remuneration to them, and the other party readily agreed.
"Are you a college student too?" King Kong Pao looked puzzled at the old young man I found to pretend to be the "big boss".
"Yeah, it's been seven years since I graduated, and I haven't found a job." The other party reached out to him helplessly. "Now there are too many college students, and there are too few job opportunities."
"Seeing that you are not old, this is the result of studying." King Kong Pao chuckled.
I took a few Li Guis to the mall to buy decent suits, and sent them out after giving some details. King Kong Pao and I sat in the temporarily rented Mercedes-Benz and waited outside.
Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for them to come out in a hurry.
"What did the other party say?" King Kong Cannon sat in the driving seat and turned to ask them.
"He almost didn't call the police to arrest us. He said that we were responsible for the haunting in the scenic spot. He has already invited an expert to stop it and let us stop daydreaming." The "big boss" said with a look of horror.
Hearing what he said, Vajra Pao and I turned our heads and looked at each other. Could it be that the Tourism Bureau invited a Taoist monk with good skills to remove the dirty things sent by Vajra Pao?
The matter was not done, and the money had to be given. Several college students got 1000 yuan each as a thank you fee and a suit. They eagerly wanted to leave contact information for me and King Kong Pao, saying that they could still help if there was such a thing in the future. .I shook my head to indicate that I don't need it, the same face cannot be used twice, the director of the tourism bureau is not a fool.
"Old Yu, did they invite an expert?" King Kong Pao drove the car and turned to me who was sitting in the co-pilot.
"Do you still need an expert to get those things over, just a three-legged cat can handle it." I said with a frown.The group of dead chickens that the Vajra Cannon engaged in can be easily driven away by those who know a little bit of Taoism.
"Let's go, let's go to the scenic spot." King Kong Pao said and wanted to turn a corner.
"Go back to the hotel first, and then go at night." I said, pushing the steering wheel to straighten the direction, "Try not to let people see us."
King Kong Pao nodded and drove the car back to the hotel. After finally dawdling until dark, he went downstairs and drove to the scenic spot.
Parking the car far away, the two performed Fengxing Jue and soon reached the foot of the mountain. They saw that the sign for interior renovation had been removed, and the hotel and management committee on the mountain were brightly lit.Where is the shadow of the slightest ghost.
He and King Kong Pao quietly walked around the mountain, and finally found clues in the square on the sunny side of the mountain.The Yang energy in the square is slightly more positive than other places. Although the traces of the practice have been cleaned up, Vajra Pao still found an incomplete yellow paper charm from the edge of the forest. It should be a Taoist priest.
"Where is the Taoist priest who can draw symbols?" King Kong Pao asked me with a frown.
"There are more Taoist priests who can draw talismans. Chenzhou, Maoshan, and Tianyi sects are all good at these things." I said and threw out the talisman in my hand.
"Can we two beat him?" Vajra Pao didn't have much confidence in himself.
"The principle of the spell is basically similar to our instructions. Their masters may be able to sit on an equal footing with us, and their disciples and grandchildren will not be able to do much." I analyzed it realistically, and there were very few people who broke through the catastrophe Few, in today's materialistic society, there are few people who can practice Taoism with peace of mind.
"I'll get some more." King Kong Pao said and wanted to leave.
"I'll go." I pulled the Vajra Cannon, "Find a hidden place and wait for me."
King Kong Pao nodded in agreement, and jumped onto a big tree by the side of the square. Although it was already the beginning of winter, the branches and leaves had not completely withered, and it was more than enough to hide his figure.
The reason why I don't want to let the Vajra Cannon shoot is because the real driving of the ghosts of the dead is to lose the lifespan. It's more appropriate to do it.
According to the breath from the soul, it is easy to find a cemetery. It should be a village where the dead villagers were buried. Because of the purple aura, there is no need to recite the mantra when searching for the soul. Hundreds of ghosts from the Five Elements were arrested.
Exuding purple aura traps many ghosts on this mountain, and then he jumped onto the big tree to join the Vajra Cannon.
"Why did you make such a large group?" King Kong Cannon frowned as he looked at the souls all over the mountains and plains, "What should I do if it causes divine punishment?"
"We don't have time to dawdle with him. Don't be cruel. He doesn't know that Lord Ma has three eyes." We have been dawdling here for several months, and I was a little anxious.
In fact, the reason why I dare to drive so many ghosts is because I have no fear. After all, there is a Vajra Cannon nearby. Even if the cloudy energy is soaring and the sky is punished, this guy can help me for a while. It is more than enough to escape if I can't.
"Old Yu, look quickly, one went in!" King Kong Pao pointed to the management committee of the scenic spot not far away, where a group of security guards were playing poker, and a ghost entered through the wall.
"Don't say anything, wait and watch the show."
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