Qi Yu Millennium

"The one who stole the chicken is..." Village Chief Ding still wanted to speak.

"Stop talking, I know what it is." I winked at him.It's a pity that he didn't see it but let my old man see it.

"I'll go take a look with you." The old man said as he got off the kang and began to put on his shoes.

"Dad, don't go, isn't it just to catch a chicken thief, I'll go and have a look and come back." I tried to stop the old man from going with me.

"No, there are two more people who were washed up by unclean things." Despite my efforts to obstruct, this guy still told the truth.

"Ah, my son doesn't know those things, Xiaofeng, let's not go." Mom said and stopped me, and the old man put the shoes back on the ground.

"You are less than the gods, you must go and save them, they are all good people." Village Chief Ding was a little panicked when he saw this posture.

"If that man wasn't your brother, would you still be so nervous?" I looked up at him.The aura of the man who was rushed by the snake was similar to that of Village Chief Ding's heir, but he was much younger, so he was naturally his younger brother.

"Immortal, what an immortal, you must save him because of an immortal." Village Chief Ding wanted to kneel down in desperation, and the old man hurriedly supported him.

"Forget it, I'll take a look." I got out of the kang and put on my shoes. If we don't go to this situation today, the impact of these guys staying at the door of the house will be even worse, and Secretary Liu's face will be worse. It's not too good to refute.

"Don't be brave." The old man put on the posture of an old man teaching his son again.

"Don't worry, if it doesn't work, I'll come back. I'm just going to have a look." As I spoke, the Village Chief La Shangding came out.

"I'm worried, I'll go with you." The old man followed from behind.

"Don't go, it's useless if you go." I tried my best to stop the old man from walking with me.

"Don't be wordy, let's go!" The old man opened the door sullenly.

When the people outside the door saw that I finally showed up, they were immediately elated. At this time, many villagers from the same village who knew these villagers had already gathered on the street. After all, the two villages are not far away.But after such a commotion, everyone knew that the boy from the old Yu family was going to catch goblins for the people of Ding's village. The old man saw it, and his face became more and more gloomy.

The people in Dingjiazhuang were riding in a large agricultural vehicle, so I naturally didn't want to squeeze in with them, so I drove my car and followed them.

"Who did you learn fortune-telling from?" The old man asked dissatisfied.

"I don't know how to tell fortunes." I smiled at the old man who was sitting in the co-pilot seat.

"Then how do you know that the person who caused the accident was Village Chief Ding's younger brother?" The old man is also a person who has seen the world, so he naturally heard the loopholes in my words.

"That's not fortune-telling, it's just reading." I don't want to hide it from the old man anymore, and the most important thing is that I can't hide it anymore.

"Look at how many people are waiting to see the joke, let me see how you end up today?" The old man snorted.

"Didn't you keep asking me what I do in the army? Would you believe me if I tell you that I specialize in catching ghosts in the army?" I said tentatively.

"Are you serious?" The old man naturally didn't believe it.

"Actually, those two people in their village were indeed hit. Two long worms were thrown at them. One male was thrown at Village Chief Ding's younger brother, and the other female was thrown at a woman in her 30s." When I returned to my hometown, I naturally changed back to the dialect. If I spoke Mandarin with the old man, he would scold me for forgetting my ancestors.

"Drive your car well." The old man thought I was talking in my sleep.

Dingjiazhuang is indeed poor. The poor don’t even have the money for road repairs. The sound of friction between the chassis and the mountain road from under the car made me feel very distressed. After [-] minutes of heartache, I finally came to Dingjiazhuang.

There are only a hundred or so households in Zhuangzi. The north of the village is surrounded by mountains and haze, the east of the village is a water-logged duck bay, the south of the village is a fish pond for the villagers to raise fish, and the west of the village is a big river.

When I came to the dilapidated village committee, Village Chief Ding briefly introduced the situation to me. When he finished speaking, the old man was already stunned.

The matter is actually very simple. The man and the woman are professional chicken farmers. After a large number of chickens in the chicken farm were lost, they sent people to inspect day and night, and finally found that the culprit was two snakes.

"What do these two worms look like?" I interrupted Village Chief Ding's narration.

"They didn't see them. These two long worms are very smart and can hide from people, but they found the scales." Village Chief Ding said and took out the snake scales from the drawer.

I took it casually, and found that two scales were bright red, and the other ones were gray, about the size of a wine cup. The size of the scales was consistent with the two snake-shaped auras that I observed on the heads of the villagers. Judging from these two points, the two snakes are not big.After a few glances, there was nothing strange about it, and then I let it go.

Village head Ding went on to narrate that when the two found out about the situation, they were naturally terrified. They made up their minds and came up with an idea. They moved the chickens to another place during the day, and the few remaining chickens were tied with rats on their legs. medicine.Later, it really worked, the chicken was gone, and the snake never came again.

"When did that happen?" I took out a cigarette and handed one to the old man.

"It was spring last year." Village Chief Ding said.

"When did they get washed up?" I asked, frowning.

"In the twelfth lunar month," Village Chief Ding said, raising his hand and pointing north, "that night, the third son's wife came to me and said that the third son hadn't come back after dinner, so I called out a few people to look around. Finally, I found them both in Shan Lanzi in the back mountain."

"What are they doing there in the middle of the night?" I asked suspiciously.

"Well, it seems to be discussing about raising chickens. I don't know the details." Village Chief Ding hesitated, his expression a little unnatural.

"What happened to them at that time?" I was suspicious.It is too unreasonable to go to Shanlanzi in the middle of the night to discuss how to raise chickens.

"Cough, cough." The old man coughed a few times from the side.

"This, this..." Village Chief Ding stammered again.

"Aren't you wearing clothes?" I suddenly thought of the crux of the matter.It takes at least a few hundred years for an animal to attack a human body, but the breath of these two snakes is estimated to be less than 100 years old. It stands to reason that they cannot attack a human unless they attack when the human yang is sluggish. , and when people have intercourse, because of the blending of yin and yang, it is the time when the yang energy of the human body is the weakest.It seems that these two guys ran to the back of the mountain to have an affair, and were rushed by someone who seized the opportunity.

"It's on, it's on." Village Chief Ding shook his head again and again.The old man coughed again.

"Tell the truth, don't lie to me!" I emphasized my tone. If it wasn't as I analyzed it, the matter would be complicated.

"The clothes are on, those pants..."

"Forget it, I'll go and see for myself." I said standing up and walking out.Don't ask the old man to cough up something wrong.

The houses in Dingjiazhuang are very dilapidated, and there is no order in the location. Even so, I don’t need their guidance. I walked towards the two abnormal auras in the northwest, followed by Village Chief Ding and the old man. come over.

"It's been a long time, and you haven't found someone to treat them?" I turned my head and said.Those two snakes don't have any skills, and anyone with some real skills can handle them.

"I found it, and they bit me away." Village Chief Ding said cautiously.

"Don't let the villagers follow, the influence is not good, find a way to get rid of it." I frowned as I watched the large crowd of onlookers following not far behind me.

Hearing what I said, Village Chief Ding ran back quickly, and told a woman in the crowd, who nodded and walked back. After a while, the big horn in the village rang, "Everyone pay attention, all villagers are here!" Come to the brigade’s courtyard to hold a family planning meeting, everyone will come, and those who come will be credited with two days’ work, and those who don’t will be deducted.”

This is so good, even those old men and women squatting at the bottom of the wall went to the family planning meeting with their horses.

"Can't you find another excuse?" I looked at Village Chief Ding behind me dumbfounded.

"The village committee is just the two of us, and she only cares about family planning." Village head Ding ran a few steps as he spoke, and called to open the door of his brother's house.

The person who opened the door was a woman in her 50s and [-]s, who seemed to be his sister-in-law. She must have known in advance that we were coming, so she welcomed me and the old man in like a god of wealth.

"How is the third child?" Village Chief Ding asked.

"It's still the same, it's in the back room." The woman pointed to the room inside.

"Let me take a look." I said as I turned sideways to avoid the two of them, and walked towards the back room. The old man worried about me and hurriedly followed me.

Pushing open the door of the back room, I couldn't help laughing out at the scene in front of me, "Haha, what kind of posture is he in?"