Qi Yu Millennium

In this chapter, it is necessary to mention King Kong Pao. He is the number two male in this book, my life and death friend.

Name: Niu King Kong.

Nickname: "King Kong Cannon"

Sex: Male.

Age: 20.

Education level: high school.But since I secretly read the letters he wrote to his female pen pal, I suspected that he might not have finished elementary school.

Native place: Shandong **, this person speaks with a Northeast accent, so he should be originally from Northeast China.

Height: 170 centimeters, he may have put in a five centimeter insole when measuring his height.

Weight: 90 kg, the data obtained after starving for three days.

Specialties: lovelorn.From the time I met him in the army until now, this guy has been in love at least twenty times, all of which failed.

This person belongs to the type of person who cannot lose his spirit.At that time, our training was tough, and the only time we had to rest was studying the rules at night. Once after watching the news at night, we were memorizing the rules. We lined up, pretending to study hard, but in fact we were all whispering.At this time, this guy crossed his legs on the bed and said: "Stop pretending, the instructor is gone, everyone has a meeting to study how we will live in the future."

We were all sullen and no one paid him any attention.Feeling bored, he changed the subject, "Let me tell you a story. I watched a pornographic video when I was at home." When he saw us looking up at him, he became more excited. Forced to go to a nightclub to be a duck, the old bustard asked him to take off his pants to see if the second child was big. When the man took off his pants, the old bustard said no, he was too young. If you go, you have to pay him if you can’t earn money. , but don't worry, I have a secret that can turn you from a small pistol into a big steel cannon within three days. So, the old bustard took him to a room and rubbed chili oil on his dick , you think about it, it will definitely hurt when you smear it on it, if it hurts, pull it hard, the harder you pull it, the harder it gets, the harder it gets, the harder it gets..." At this time, he added The movement, the right hand is placed on the crotch and keeps pulling, and the mouth is still shouting, "The more you pull, the harder you pull, the harder you pull, the harder you pull, and finally practiced the King Kong Cannon."

Just when we were leaning forward and backward laughing, I suddenly found that there was a human face on the window, it was the instructor!

I hurriedly coughed to remind him, but I didn’t expect that this guy not only didn’t understand my good intentions, but also came to me, “Look, Lao Yu usually pretends to be serious, and you can see him coughing excitedly, haha.”

Never mind you.I lowered my head and said nothing. At this moment, the instructor kicked open the door, walked quickly to King Kong's bed, and stretched out his hand to drag the dumbfounded Niu King Kong off the bed.

That night we went to bed at nine o'clock for the first time, and Niu Jingang was miserable. Until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the instructors kept repeating the same command: "Front, get ready, fall!" "Front, get ready, fall!"... ....

The next day King Kong Pao was called off by us, and the trouble would have been over for a while, but this guy was very disgusted with us calling him his nickname, "Can you respect people, don't call King Kong Pao, Brother Pao ..."

There is another interesting thing, one day after lunch, I went to feed the pigs, and then we ate in the big cafeteria, and the cafeteria fed two sows by myself. Pidianpidian followed to smoke. "Old Yu, haven't we seen a woman for more than half a year?" King Kong Pao squatted on the pigsty and watched me clean up.

"What's the matter?" I dangled the cigarette that Vajra Cannon gave me. Although I smoked at that time, I was not a fierce smoker.

"You said you can't see women after a long time, how do I think this old sow also has double eyelids?" King Kong Cannon said with a smile.

"How about I hold it down and you come up to do it?" I teased him with a smile.

"Okay, you hold me down, I'll come..." At this point, he jumped down from the low wall of the pigsty like a dog eating shit. Get up, "I'm stupid, who kicked me?"

I raised my head with a cigarette in my mouth, and saw the teaching captain standing outside the pigsty with a sullen face, "Me!"

"It's over, it's over, King Kong Cannon, you disaster star," I cursed the short fat man in my heart.

The result of the handling of the matter was that in the next six months, we both went to clean the pigsty after meals every day!

And the friendship between me and King Kong Pao has become deep and tacit in the past six months.If people are happy together, it's over when it's over, and there is no emotion.If people are unlucky together, the relationship will be deep.Looking back now, the pigsty was not in vain!