Qi Yu Millennium

I am probably the first one in the special training brigade to dare to grind my teeth while sleeping on such a serious occasion of theoretical study.

After the meeting was over, when I returned to the team, I was called over by the team leader and scolded for a long time. It is estimated that the call from the higher-ups complained before I came back.I was blind and listened to it like thunder for more than half an hour.As soon as I got back to the dormitory, I heard the beeping of the mobile phone that Mr. Yang gave me, and the loud voice of the King Kong Cannon came from there as soon as I answered it. "Old Yu, I'll take care of your affairs for you. Don't worry, I'm at home now."

"What's the matter with me?" I was confused by what this guy said, so I asked back.

"It's about the soldier's certificate. I'm at home. I'll bring you something to eat when I get back." He hung up the phone.

What are you talking about?Why can't I understand.Think again.Oh~~~ The King Kong Cannon guy feels awesome after getting the mobile phone that Mr. Yang gave him, and now he is probably showing off to his family at home.But he didn't have anyone else's number, so he had to call me.He also said as if he helped me with something, but in fact, this guy took the opportunity to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf.I shook my head with a wry smile and put down the phone.

"Didi..." Just put down the phone and it rang again, "Damn, this guy can't stop pretending," I cursed secretly, picked up the phone and checked that it wasn't the number of King Kong Cannon. There were several 8s behind this number. "Hello," I pressed the answer button, "Little brother, I'm Yang Jun." There was a thick male voice at the other end, "Yang Jun? Oh, Mr. Yang, hello, what's the matter?" I recognized the other party the sound of.

"Little brother, you are really amazing. I went to the hospital with my girlfriend this afternoon. At the beginning, the hospital said that the time was too short to do a test. Later, I couldn't find someone to do a puncture, and it was positive. You are a god. Ah" Mr. Yang's words were filled with uncontrollable excitement.

I didn't understand what the puncture was or what was positive at the time, but hearing the happy voice of the other party, it should be that she took the woman to the hospital for an examination, and it turned out that she was pregnant.Thinking of this, I couldn't help but have a tough tone, "That's natural, I can't read it wrong." I secretly let out a sigh of relief, in case I am not pregnant, we still have the mobile phone given by someone here, should I use it or not? ah.

"Yes, yes, yes, you are right. I have been calling you since dinner, but you have not answered." Mr. Yang said.

"Damn, what the fuck, I guess I was grinding my teeth in the auditorium when you called," I thought.

"Mr. Yang, is there anything else you can do?" I don't like Mr. Yang very much.I can't even explain why.

"Little brother, I want to ask you, is there anything we need to pay attention to during pregnancy?" Mr. Yang asked, "I'm not a physiologist, how do I know what you should pay attention to?" I answered half-jokingly.

"No, little brother, didn't you say I'm rushing at a crow? I'm worried about what will happen to my child, so I'm asking you for advice." Mr. Yang didn't know what Bi Yuewu was, and what he said was wrong. Mouth.

"Oh, usually do more good deeds, nothing else," I said casually.After thinking about it, I added a few words: "Your ex-wife gave birth to a son for you. Although she died, she still misses you. You should give your ex-wife some more money and burn more paper money for your son who died. , or he will make trouble. Another thing is that you have to marry your girlfriend immediately, but you can't have any intercourse until the child is born." I said it in a serious manner.

"What? Okay, is there anything else I need to pay attention to?" I guess my answer surprised him.

"No, Mr. Yang, I have something else to do, let's do this first." I hung up the phone hastily, and finally couldn't hold back my laughter.It is right to do good deeds to accumulate yin and virtue, but the points I added later are purely my tricks to torment people.When I thought that Mr. Yang would not be able to make out with women for nearly ten months, I couldn't help but chuckle, haha, this guy doesn't think it's his business for women to have children.

Due to my "excellent" performance in the auditorium, I have been cautious for a while and lived a peaceful life.It didn't take long for King Kong Pao to come back from his hometown.He carried more than 30 catties of dried sausages for me. I couldn't finish eating most of them and gave away most of them. It was a good relationship.

"Old Yu, who did you learn your ability to read physiognomy from?" He asked burning fire.It was another Tuesday, and King Kong Cannon ran over to chew on the bones again. This guy learned his lesson and came early to help me light the fire.I guess he is to supervise whether I put salt or not.

"It's the book that was taken out of the grave. I want you to learn it, but you can only see that I have a few dustpans and buckets." I took a spoon and turned over the bones in the pot.

"At that time, I didn't know that I could be so good after learning. How about you try me again and see if I can learn?" He said and grabbed my hand and put it in front of his eyes.Squinting and staring.

I deliberately restrained my breath and looked at him with a smile.

After a while, "Old Yu, I saw it, it's colorful." This guy started talking nonsense.At most, I exude a light red aura now, and I deliberately hide it.What else is this guy talking about?

"You think that I, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, have many colors." I pulled my hand back and cursed with a smile.

"Old Yu, you must teach me, think about it, I will learn it by then, we will come out of the rivers and lakes together, and kill them all..."

I can only smile wryly at the stalking of the dumpy man.But then again, he and I discovered the technique of observing qi together. If I really don't teach him, it seems that I can't justify it.Later, I was so entangled by him that I couldn't help it, so I chose some simple ways to observe and control qi and wrote them to him.Looking at his beautiful butt, I didn't forget to add a sentence, "Without my consent, you must not help others look at it."

"Don't worry, I'll listen to you," he said as he rode on his big golden deer and ran away quickly.

To be honest, I know who King Kong Pao is best. What I am most worried about is that this guy has learned a little and is anxious to go out to show off. If the time comes, if the public security organs put on a hat that pretends to be a ghost and arrest him, then there will be a show. up.

Calm days, relaxed and comfortable.In the blink of an eye, another half a year.

Since I obtained the complete formula, my practice of Aura-Guarding has been improving rapidly during this period of time. Now I can not only easily observe the aura of humans, animals, birds and insects in the mortal world, but also the lonely and wild ghosts I occasionally see at night. I no longer scare myself, these are poor people who cannot enter reincarnation due to various reasons...

However, compared to watching qi, the progress of the qi control technique is not so fast.Firstly, I am in awe of these methods that reveal the secrets of heaven and tamper with yin and yang, and secondly, my practice of Qi gathering method is not smooth.I always feel that I can't gather enough external energy for my own use, so although I have powerful spells, I still don't have enough ability to use it.I can only use my energy to move a small stone, a leaf or something to relieve my boredom.But fortunately, I don't go after anything deliberately.I'm not as vicious as Vajra Cannon, I always want to focus on getting out of the rivers and lakes, and kill everyone without leaving a piece of it.

Speaking of the Vajra Cannon, it's really hard to judge by its appearance. Although this guy's talent is not good, it can even be said to be very bad.But the price lies in the perseverance.After more than half a year of practicing the head-hanging-beam-acupuncture-stretch pose, I have gradually grasped a lot of methods.Fortunately, under my strict supervision, this guy hasn't caused any trouble so far.

But the fastest progress in the past six months is not me and King Kong Pao.The current white wolf has not only completed all the advanced training subjects, but has also shown outstanding tracking ability and super endurance.So I have now removed its chain, let it move freely, and practice wild survival skills by the way.But every three or two days, I will still go up the mountain to see it and bring some dog food to it, even though it has eaten very little.

The white wolf has the advantage that it never goes down the mountain.And no matter how far you run, you will still go back to that cave to rest after playing enough and getting tired.In its impression, the low and overgrown small cave is its home.