Qi Yu Millennium

This little farce made my mood brighter, at least it made me feel that I am still living in this world, and the two of them simply ignored the faint words of "charlatans, swindlers, and fake medicines" coming from behind. Such ridicules, leisurely looking for real ancient objects in front of many stalls.

It's a pity that neither the counterfeit medicine seller nor the artist is an expert in antiques. We lived in the Southern and Northern Dynasties in our previous life, and we can still recognize some objects from that time, but of course we can't see that dynasty in such a small antique market. something.However, we do not know the objects that have been produced in the years from the Southern and Northern Dynasties to the present, because the memory of King Kong Pao and I was completely blank during that time.

Wandering around until it was dark, the two of them took the treasures they found to famous experts. It turned out that the green and mottled copper sword I bought for more than 3000 yuan was a fake that was worn out with urine, and the King Kong cannon cost more than 1 yuan. Experts found traces of 502 paste on the "blue and white" porcelain that came.

"Thank you." King Kong Pao broke the copper sword and smashed the porcelain, took out a few big tickets and threw them to the expert.I naturally know the intention of his actions, he is worried about the omission of this palm eye.

"Go back to the mountain." I raised my hand and looked at my watch, it was past six o'clock.

"Eat outside, and I'll cut your head after eating." King Kong Pao came out first.

After losing the crown hairpin, my hair has been hanging loose, and I feel a little in the way. The hair of the long-haired handsome guy in the movie is all processed. In reality, the long hair of men is not so straight at all. My hair is long and Fluffy, it looks like a chicken coop from a distance, it really needs to be trimmed.

After dinner, the two went to a high-end hair salon.

"Sir, where did you dye your hair last time?" The hairdresser checked my hair quality.

"I haven't dyed it." I tilted my head and looked at him suspiciously.

"Look." The hairdresser separated my long hair with a comb, and I found out through the mirror that my hair roots were completely white.

"Old Yu, why do you have so many white hairs?" King Kong Pao shouted in surprise.

"It turned out to be there, you didn't notice that's all." I pretended to be relaxed and smiled at the Vajra Pao.In fact, before I entered Kunlun Mountains to look for Wen Xiaofeng, I adjusted my hair, and it was still completely black at that time.

"Sir, do you want to dye it?" the hairdresser asked earnestly.

"Dye, straighten him after dyeing." King Kong Pao lit a cigarette.

"No, just cut it shorter and thinner." I shook my head slowly.I have been standing close to each other, so naturally I will not follow the trend to play cool, not to mention the old saying, a man dies for a confidant, a woman is for a self-pleasing appearance, no matter a man or a woman, he will dress himself up for the person he likes, but the two in my life The women are already far away from me, who will see me when I dress up?

"Old Yu, just stay here, I'll go upstairs and have a look." King Kong Pao smiled and stood up.

"What are you doing?" I asked casually.

"Zhuifeng asked me to buy a wig." King Kong Pao smiled mischievously.

"What does she want a wig for?" I asked suspiciously.

"She doesn't want it, I use it," Vajra Pao pointed at his waist, "Why am I wearing a Taoist crown on the day of the pie?"

As the opening ceremony of the Ziyang Temple approached, many people of the same kind who had received invitations came one after another, and the Ziyang Temple gradually became lively.

Most of the guests who arrived earlier were from small sects, and many of them were congratulated by the head teachers in person, but most of them were ordinary Taoists who could only read scriptures and meditate.

"How did you send the invitations back then? Why are those people outside so poorly cultivated?" After dinner, I asked Vajra Pao, who was welcoming the guests back.Due to my special status, naturally I can't do the business of welcoming guests.

"Grass, I'll wilt as soon as I hear it's going to fight, and I don't dare to send some experts here, so I just bring some straw bags over here," Vajra Pao yelled, "The master of Lingtian Temple has purple energy, but he didn't come, so send it here." Brother Xiong who is not a bullshit. The same goes for Wuri Mountain, and Tianxu Pavilion is not a good thing..."

"Wait, wait, what do you mean by that? What irrelevant things did you say to others when you sent the invitation?" I looked at the Vajra Pao suspiciously.Hearing what this guy meant when he sent the invitation, he also revealed that he was going to Mount Jiuhua to find fault.

"I said that the three religions belong to the same family, and Buddhism and Taoism are of different sects. The old bald donkey of Minghui in Jiuhua Mountain has no virtue and benevolence, and the same people in the world should discuss it together. Ziyang Guan is not talented. I would like to be a pioneer and revitalize my Taoism..." King Kong Cannon said incessantly.

"Zuifeng asked you to say that about me?" I frowned and looked at the Vajra Cannon.No wonder no one dared to send someone with knowledge to celebrate. After a long time, he was frightened by this guy.

"I thought about it myself. The disciples who distribute the invitations know it by heart. Don't think that you are the only one who knows how to say these scenes." Vajra Pao had a look on his face with a cigarette in his mouth.

"I really regret that I got Fengshenyu back for you." I reached out to take off his cigarette and stomped it out.

"How did I know those guys were so useless?" Seeing me angry, King Kong Pao knew that he had caused trouble again.

"You didn't say why I went to Mount Jiuhua, did you?" I sighed and shook my head.If this guy tells me that I went to Mount Jiuhua for the soul of a woman, what will my comrades in the world think of me?

"No, I just said that old guy is not a thing." King Kong Pao shook his head again and again.

"Actually, the two of us are nothing..." Halfway through my speech, I suddenly noticed several strange auras appearing at the foot of the mountain, and stopped talking in shock.

"What's wrong?" King Kong Pao turned his head and looked back, also surprised.

"Who the hell did you bring the dead here?" King Kong Pao said turning around and walking out.It was already past eight o'clock in the evening, and his purple energy had recovered.

I frowned and followed out, and there were three strange corpses not far from the foot of the mountain, moving towards the Ziyang Temple.

When King Kong Pao and I rushed down the mountain angrily, there were already a group of people standing at the foot of the mountain, but upon closer inspection, we found that one of them turned out to be an old acquaintance.

"Section Chief Yu, Brother Niu, it's me!" Chen Mingqiang from the Chenzhou faction happily rushed over to me.

"Haha, it's you, little monk." King Kong Pao said with a smile to Chen Mingqiang. When we were performing missions together in Handan, Chen Mingqiang's eyebrows and hair were burned off by Ram Qingshuang, so King Kong Pao said so.

"Who are these three?" As the person in charge, I can't be as casual as Vajra Pao. There are six people standing beside Chen Mingqiang. Among them, two men and one woman, three elderly Taoists should be the elders of the Chenzhou Sect, while the other three are elders. A dead man with no popularity.

"Section Chief Yu, Big Brother Niu, this is my master, and these are my two master uncles." Chen Mingqiang introduced them one by one, "Master master, these two are Master Chengfeng and Sufeng Master of Ziyang Temple. "

"Two real people are young and promising, and the three elders of Chenzhou are chief judges." The three elders of the Chenzhou sect saluted us at the same time.In fact, the Chenzhou faction has nothing to do with Ziyang Guanxiang, even if we meet, the two young men, Vajra Pao and I, should be the first to salute.But the three elders of Chenzhou did the opposite, obviously because they were grateful to me for donating money back then to help them rebuild their Taoist temples.

"Wuliang Tianzun, the three real cranes are here in person, and the Ziyang Temple is not ready to welcome you. I hope that seniors don't care about the lack of courtesy." I bowed to the three elders of Chenzhou to appease.The three elders in Chenzhou should all be in their 80s. People of this age value etiquette the most.

"Really Yu is polite. Pindao and others came here this time to congratulate Zhenren Yu for taking over the Ziyang Immortal Mountain, and they also brought three magical artifacts from the hidden sect for the real person to dispatch and drive away." Chen Mingqiang's master is obviously The head teacher of the Chenzhou School, at this moment, he is pointing at the three standing corpses next to him.The three corpses were two men and one woman. Their appearance and clothes were no different from those of modern ordinary people. Judging from the intensity of the corpse's aura, the time of death should have been hundreds of years ago. What kind of preservation method makes these corpses look the same, without any shriveling and decay.

"The kindness and righteousness of the three real people, take the wind to remember the heart, please!" I stretched out my hand to welcome the guests.Although I have already guessed that these three corpses are the magical weapons that the head teacher of Chenzhou said, but I don't know what they are useful for, and it is obviously not appropriate to ask too much at this moment, as it would be disrespectful to the master.

As soon as everyone moved, I felt the wonder of these three corpses, because the walking posture of these three corpses was no different from that of ordinary people, and there was no stiffness at all, and the female corpse actually showed female-specific characteristics when it moved. Graceful.

Naturally, corpses cannot enter the Yingbin Building, so after everyone sent the corpse to a safe and clean cave, the Chenzhou Three Elders left Chen Mingqiang to guard them, and the three of them entered the Yingbin Building to eat and rest.

After the three elders of Chenzhou settled down, King Kong Pao and I returned to the cave where Chen Mingqiang was.

"Xiao Chen, what are these three things?" King Kong Pao put down the food that the kitchen had made for Chen Mingqiang.

"Brother Niu, don't underestimate these three artifacts. These are the Zhenshan magic weapon of our Chenzhou School, the Golden Armored Zombie!" Chen Mingqiang is a colleague and acquaintance with us, and he picked up chopsticks to eat without any hesitation.

"Not stiff, where is the golden armor?" Vajra Pao reached out and kneaded the arm of one of the corpses.

"Brother Niu, don't move around." Chen Mingqiang hurriedly put down the bowl and chopsticks and stood up.

"What's the matter?" King Kong Pao hurriedly withdrew his hand in fright.

"These three artifacts are connected to my master and my two uncles. If they are damaged, the master and my uncle can feel it." Chen Mingqiang sat back again, "It's not unusual to have a stiff body. This piece is the real king of corpses."

"Where is the golden armor, where is the golden armor?" Vajra Pao asked curiously.

"On my master and uncle." Chen Mingqiang looked around for a moment before opening his mouth.

"Is this thing powerful?" King Kong Cannon looked up and down at these corpses, his curiosity was much heavier than mine.

"The person you sent to deliver the invitation said that you were in trouble. My master and my uncle discussed for a long time before deciding to invite these three magic tools for Zhenshan," Chen Mingqiang said with a look on his face, "Once these three magic tools With the addition of golden armor, the body is as hard as iron and invulnerable to swords and guns, and the most important corpse claw can break the body's true energy!"

"How do you control it?" King Kong Pao asked curiously.

"This..." Chen Mingqiang showed embarrassment.

"Xiao Chen, is the Taoist temple built yet?" I spoke out to relieve Chen Mingqiang.King Kong Pao's words obviously involved the secret of his sect.

"The land is bought." Chen Mingqiang nodded.

"How did you get here?" I changed the subject again.Chen Mingqiang's words showed that the money I gave him was not enough, and I will give more this time.

"It cost more than 4000 to hire a truck." Chen Mingqiang shook his head distressedly.

"No trouble on the road?" I asked.Although the three corpses they carried looked the same as ordinary people, their eyes were already cloudy, so they couldn't withstand inspection and interrogation.

"There is it." Chen Mingqiang smiled and raised his hand to reveal the communication device on his wrist.

"Are you busy in the second department recently?" King Kong Pao interjected.The two of us have not received a mission for a long time.

"Some time ago something happened, and I and a few other people who are good at running quickly went to deal with it." Chen Mingqiang put down his chopsticks after eating.

"What's going on?" Vajra Pao asked curiously.

"Three traitors came out of the second division, and we were ordered to hunt them down..."