Qi Yu Millennium

I haven't fished clean all afternoon, the owl King Kong Pao has been muttering in my ear all afternoon, arguing to learn the mantra for a while, and wanting to learn to suck stars for a while.I really had no choice but to patiently explain to him: "The Mantra of Guanqi is too dangerous to use with your current cultivation level, and the Mantra of Controlling Qi is even more dangerous. Didn't you see that I almost tormented me to death when I used it once? In addition, what I just used was just borrowing energy, not a star-absorbing trick at all."

"Then when can I learn it?" The Vajra Pao still insisted on it.

"Three years later." I said a date casually.

"Ah?" Vajra Pao was astonished.

I also feel that what I said is a bit far away. I'm afraid this stick is too heavy, but don't hurt the brotherhood. "You take a pen and paper."

How high does the King Kong cannon jump "Yeah!"

"I'm not as stupid as your grandson," I joked.

I picked up a pen and paper and wrote the Mantra of Guanqi to him. Although the Mantra of Guanqi is dangerous, it can't save his life with his current cultivation base.He took the mantra and excitedly tried to read a few sentences. It was fine if he didn’t read it.To put it bluntly, a mantra is a mantra that can respond to the atmosphere of the outside world, and every sentence, every word, and even the intonation must not be bad.His way of shouting probably won't work if he shouts loudly.

Who knows that this guy is not greedy enough, and he still wants the mantra of controlling qi. I won't write it this time if I kill him. The mantra of controlling qi is a terrible thing, and I can't harm him.

Seeing that there was nothing going on, King Kong Pao took the initiative to take a step back and began to ask me for the formula and mantra of "star-absorbing **".

"You fucking can't even learn the most basic Fengxing Jue, and you still want to learn Bianqi Jue?" I cursed mercilessly.Borrowing energy is not dangerous to oneself, but if it is not well controlled, it can kill people.This taught him the same as putting a heavy machine gun in the hands of a three-year-old.

He also murmured indifference...

Later, I got so annoyed that I simply pretended to be asleep and ignored him.Unexpectedly, this pretending really fell asleep.

In the evening, Mr. Yang personally drove me and King Kong Cannon to the Emgrand Building.After a short rest, I can basically walk on my own now.

Into the private room, good guy.A room full of people.Everyone in Wang's hometown, even the eldest daughter and eldest son-in-law brought their two children.Mr. Yang's pregnant wife is also there.I patiently greeted everyone one by one.

After finally sitting down, Mr. Wang and Mr. Yang each handed over a red envelope.I took it and handed it to the Vajra Cannon.This is what the two of us paid for with our lives, don't want it for nothing.

After drinking for three rounds, Mr. Wang called over his two nephews who were running around and screaming outside the private room.Don't let me show you what the future holds.And Mr. Wang's son-in-law is even more outrageous, wanting me to find a good feng shui cemetery for his biological father who is still alive, which makes me laugh bitterly.Although there is a method of watching the qi and searching for the dragon in the art of watching the qi, it is also used as soon as it is said to be used. It is not worth my life to work for you just because of your few words.Besides, whether to be buried in the dragon's vein after death is not the main reason for the prosperity of the family at all, what is more important is to rely on the hard work of the offspring themselves.

Looking at his hideous face, I almost said, "It's appropriate to bury your father in Hainan Island." After thinking about it, I can't make a joke. The way they look at me now is like looking at a half-immortal. If I say it, I guess he can really Take his father to Hainan Island.

In the end, I had no choice but to pick the good ones and say that the King Kong Cannon is not a piece of shit. Seeing that what I said was outrageous, I wanted to interrupt a few times, but I stared back.Until the end when I touched the head of one of Mr. Wang's nephews and said that he could live a long life, the Vajra Cannon couldn't hold back anymore, "Old Yu, have you made a mistake? His life is so short that he can live to thirty It's not bad!" All of a sudden everyone was dumbfounded.

Diamond cannon, diamond cannon, can you suffocate to death if you don't tell the truth?

The banquet that was supposed to be good was made sad by the owl's words. In the end, the atmosphere improved slightly after I agreed to help Wang Lao's nephew survive.There are ways to extend life, and Zhuge Kongming's seven-star life extension is one of them, but there is no such magic in Guanqi.I also casually talk to reassure them.Who knew that if I just said that casually, the Vajra Pao would be remembered, and every time I met me in the next six months, he would pester me to ask for the magic formula, tmd I will steal it for you!

After finally surviving the banquet, when the show was over, I once again held the Vajra Cannon's hand to borrow some spiritual energy to confirm Wang Yanpei's aura.

Mr. Yang personally drove his little wife and took me and King Kong Pao back to the hospital.On the way, I asked him to help King Kong Pao find a job.The answer was also very straightforward: "Come to our company, chief security officer!"