Qi Yu Millennium
Chapter 30
One day a year from now!
"Old Yu, I'm in the underground shopping mall of the bus station, come and help me." The voice of King Kong Cannon came from the other end of the phone.
"I don't have time, I won't go." I was lying in the dormitory flipping through the "Notes of Yuewei Thatched Cottage" written by Bachelor Ji.
"Old Yu, you must give me this face." Vajra Pao said shamelessly.
"If you don't want to go, you won't go. It's okay if you have nothing to do." I said and wanted to hang up the phone.
"Old Yu, you must save me this time!" Diamond Pao begged and revealed his true form.
"How many times have I saved you, tell me! You exorcised the ghosts of Minister Sun's old lady and put the old woman into a mental hospital. Who will settle it for you? You helped Manager Gao look at the private house and dug it on the municipal septic tank , I have to go to the rescue. And the last time you tmd swore that Deputy Director Zhang’s unmarried daughter was pregnant, but it turned out that she was just flatulent and sent you to the detention center. I went to catch you ..." I threw the book away, stood up with my phone, and started cursing.
After King Kong Pao retired, he joined Mr. Yang's company as the head of the security department. He was enough for a few days. He bought a car with the 20 I gave him and drove it every day as a big-tailed wolf.The money was gone within a few days, and another 20 yuan was taken away from me. Later, when I saw the image of a gangster with a big gold chain around his neck, I got tired of it.Especially that big gold chain.It can be as thick as a little finger, and you don't need to be so thick to tether a dog.
Later, this guy ran out of recruits, so he went around to tell people's fortunes. Of course, he was more accurate, but none of the people he introduced through Mr. Yang were ordinary people. I've missed three times, and every time at the end, I call my father and mother and ask me to save him.
"Master Niu, this time you can figure out your own way, don't look for me again." I said and hung up the phone.This guy has already made a name for himself in society.Although the method of observing qi and controlling qi has not improved much, his reputation is loud enough: Master Niu!
Grass, real cow eggs are almost the same.
"Dididi..." The phone rang again.I grabbed the phone and said, "What the hell are you trying to do?"
"Your brother is in my hands now..." A voice like a male duck calling. "Your brother is in my hands", why do these words sound so familiar? In Hong Kong and Taiwan movies, gangsters usually say this.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"Don't care who I am, if you don't get to the parking lot of the bus station mall in half an hour, your brother will lose his ears!" He hung up the phone after speaking.
"King Kong Cannon, I belong to cnm...Xiao Sun, lend me your bicycle." I hurriedly changed my military uniform.I and the King Kong Cannon are just conflicts among the people, which can be reconciled.Outsiders can't bully him.Besides, this guy is good-looking enough, and if he lacks an ear, his image is probably better than the "one ear" in "Black Cat Sheriff".
I rushed down the mountain at a very fast speed, hailed a taxi and went to the underground shopping mall at the bus station. When I ran to the parking lot, sweating profusely, my lungs exploded.The King Kong Cannon guy was smoking a cigarette in his Passat car, and there were two young men with yellow hair sitting in the back seat.If you say that these two little bastards kidnapped him, I wouldn't believe it if you beat him to death. A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and the rotten boat still has three catties of nails.His hard qigong was not practiced in vain.
"What's going on?" I stepped forward and shouted.
When King Kong Pao saw me coming, he hurriedly opened the car door, got down, ran towards me and grabbed me, "Old Yu, you must save me this time."
"Who called just now?" I was furious.
"Brother Niu asked me to hit it." A young man with dyed yellow hair and an earring in the back seat spoke nonuo.
No wonder the lines are so clumsy, it must have been written by King Kong Cannon again.
"I'm stupid" I raised my foot and kicked the Vajra Cannon. This guy didn't even hide, and he suffered from me.I followed with two feet...
Until I got tired of beating, this guy didn't dodge or even fight back. Seeing that my anger was almost gone, "Old Yu, you must help me this time. If you don't help me, I'm really doomed." King Kong Pao was dejected Said.
I frowned and looked at the Vajra Cannon covered in footprints, and my anger subsided a bit.He took out a cigarette and lit it, "What kind of trouble have you caused again this time?"
This guy waved the two younger brothers away, and after sitting and mumbling for a long time, I finally figured out that this guy drove a car back to his hometown some time ago, and it happened that a cemetery in our area needed to be relocated due to urban construction planning.The person in charge of the cemetery found the already well-known Master Niu and asked him to help him choose a land with good geomantic omen.This guy took 5 yuan from others, and settled for a mountain without much effort.But after moving the large tomb, the family of the owner of the tomb would dream every night that their deceased relatives were beaten by a group of soldiers in ancient armor.She wailed again and again, it was horrible.It's fine if one person dreams, but the scary thing is that hundreds of families are like this.Soon there was a trouble with the cemetery management committee. The person in charge saw that something was wrong and immediately asked King Kong Pao to recruit him. This guy panicked and drove back overnight to ask me for help.
"How's the atmosphere of that place you're looking for?" I asked after pondering for a while.
"It's a rare and good location. I've seen it before. The atmosphere of the earth is light yellow, and it's very rich." Diamond Pao replied.
"What about the terrain?" I asked with a frown.
"Sit north and rush south," King Kong Pao quickly replied.
"North and south?" I further confirmed.
"Yes. What's the matter, Old Yu?" He looked at me puzzled.
"What's missing in the five elements?" I asked again without saying anything to him.
"No shortage!" Vajra Pao thought for a while before answering.
"Move the grave!" I gave him a clear answer directly. "There is no other way."
"No, last time the urban construction company agreed to relocate after paying tens of thousands of relocation fees to each person. How can this thing be moved immediately?" King Kong Pao looked shocked.
"It's fine if you don't move!" I curled my lips.
"What's going on, Old Yu, I think the geomantic omen of that place is very good!" King Kong Pao asked in bewilderment.
"It's because it's so good that I moved in. The light yellow earth qi is the python qi, and it's a rare good position. But the premise is that you can hold it down. As the saying goes: Blessed people don't live in unblessed places, Conversely, unlucky people can't live in blessed lands. Ordinary people can't suppress python aura, fortunately it's light yellow, if it's golden dragon aura, the graves will be haunted if they pass by."
"It's making a fuss, too. The wind blows at night, scaring away several watchers." King Kong Pao wept.
"Also, who do you see burying the dead and dare to bury the dead? It's offending, and it's usually a little bit off. Besides, the five elements are still available in that place, so I suspect that you move the cemetery to someone else. It's on the head." I sneered.
"What do you mean?" King Kong Pao asked me with a bull's eye.
I knew what he meant by this sentence, these three words have almost become his signature.
"I mean that place has been taken by someone else." I guessed.
"Impossible Lao Yu, the two of us are the only ones watching Qi now, and you didn't help others watch it, who would take it." King Kong Pao shook his head.
"It's just the two of us now, not before." I sighed.
"Old Yu, do you mean that dead people were buried in that place before?" King Kong Pao asked and I nodded, "I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but if you're right, such a good Feng Shui, It is impossible for the ancients to leave it unused. So the possibility is very high."
"But I went there the day the ground was broken, and I didn't see anything dug out." King Kong Pao shook his head.
"Do you think that people in ancient times were like people today? They just dug a hole and buried them. In the past, they paid attention to deep burials." I thought for a while and said: "The true dragon emperor will not surrender himself to be buried in a place with python air. The courtiers only dare to use spirit beast energy, python energy is only suitable for princes, generals are not qualified to use it."
"It's over, it's over, what should I do? Hehe, hehe, hehe, or Lao Yu, come back with me and have a look. I know you haven't taken your family leave this year." King Kong Cannon started hehe again.
"Why do you let me wipe your ass for the good things you did yourself?" This guy took more than 20 yuan from me, and I still have it. I don't know where he spent the money during this period.So I have a lot of opinions on him, and I always feel that he is not doing his job properly, and he is corrupt in his free time.
"Forget it, I'll figure it out on my own." It can be seen that this guy is indeed a little embarrassed. "I'll take you back first."
I sat in the co-pilot seat with a sullen face and closed my eyes, not talking to him.Seeing the gate of the camp, King Kong Pao didn't beg me again, and in the end I couldn't see his pitiful appearance "Let people from my hometown send an urgent telegram to the army, just write 'Dad is seriously ill, return quickly' or ask for leave I'm afraid it won't be approved right away."
"Thank you so much, Lao Yu, I promise this is the last time." King Kong Pao couldn't hide his joy.
"Pull it down, how many times have you said this?" I waved my hand.
"Remember, 'Dad is seriously ill, return soon' and don't make a mistake." I always call the old man Dad, not Daddy.I deluded myself into thinking that Dad was different from Dad.
"Don't worry, I'll do it right away." King Kong Pao parked the car at the guard, I got out of the car, and asked casually while closing the door, "What's the name of the cemetery?"
"It seems to be called Yuqing Garden."
"The King Kong cannon, mine belongs to cnm, my old uncle is still buried there" I kicked on the car door and cursed angrily.
"Old Yu, I'm in the underground shopping mall of the bus station, come and help me." The voice of King Kong Cannon came from the other end of the phone.
"I don't have time, I won't go." I was lying in the dormitory flipping through the "Notes of Yuewei Thatched Cottage" written by Bachelor Ji.
"Old Yu, you must give me this face." Vajra Pao said shamelessly.
"If you don't want to go, you won't go. It's okay if you have nothing to do." I said and wanted to hang up the phone.
"Old Yu, you must save me this time!" Diamond Pao begged and revealed his true form.
"How many times have I saved you, tell me! You exorcised the ghosts of Minister Sun's old lady and put the old woman into a mental hospital. Who will settle it for you? You helped Manager Gao look at the private house and dug it on the municipal septic tank , I have to go to the rescue. And the last time you tmd swore that Deputy Director Zhang’s unmarried daughter was pregnant, but it turned out that she was just flatulent and sent you to the detention center. I went to catch you ..." I threw the book away, stood up with my phone, and started cursing.
After King Kong Pao retired, he joined Mr. Yang's company as the head of the security department. He was enough for a few days. He bought a car with the 20 I gave him and drove it every day as a big-tailed wolf.The money was gone within a few days, and another 20 yuan was taken away from me. Later, when I saw the image of a gangster with a big gold chain around his neck, I got tired of it.Especially that big gold chain.It can be as thick as a little finger, and you don't need to be so thick to tether a dog.
Later, this guy ran out of recruits, so he went around to tell people's fortunes. Of course, he was more accurate, but none of the people he introduced through Mr. Yang were ordinary people. I've missed three times, and every time at the end, I call my father and mother and ask me to save him.
"Master Niu, this time you can figure out your own way, don't look for me again." I said and hung up the phone.This guy has already made a name for himself in society.Although the method of observing qi and controlling qi has not improved much, his reputation is loud enough: Master Niu!
Grass, real cow eggs are almost the same.
"Dididi..." The phone rang again.I grabbed the phone and said, "What the hell are you trying to do?"
"Your brother is in my hands now..." A voice like a male duck calling. "Your brother is in my hands", why do these words sound so familiar? In Hong Kong and Taiwan movies, gangsters usually say this.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"Don't care who I am, if you don't get to the parking lot of the bus station mall in half an hour, your brother will lose his ears!" He hung up the phone after speaking.
"King Kong Cannon, I belong to cnm...Xiao Sun, lend me your bicycle." I hurriedly changed my military uniform.I and the King Kong Cannon are just conflicts among the people, which can be reconciled.Outsiders can't bully him.Besides, this guy is good-looking enough, and if he lacks an ear, his image is probably better than the "one ear" in "Black Cat Sheriff".
I rushed down the mountain at a very fast speed, hailed a taxi and went to the underground shopping mall at the bus station. When I ran to the parking lot, sweating profusely, my lungs exploded.The King Kong Cannon guy was smoking a cigarette in his Passat car, and there were two young men with yellow hair sitting in the back seat.If you say that these two little bastards kidnapped him, I wouldn't believe it if you beat him to death. A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and the rotten boat still has three catties of nails.His hard qigong was not practiced in vain.
"What's going on?" I stepped forward and shouted.
When King Kong Pao saw me coming, he hurriedly opened the car door, got down, ran towards me and grabbed me, "Old Yu, you must save me this time."
"Who called just now?" I was furious.
"Brother Niu asked me to hit it." A young man with dyed yellow hair and an earring in the back seat spoke nonuo.
No wonder the lines are so clumsy, it must have been written by King Kong Cannon again.
"I'm stupid" I raised my foot and kicked the Vajra Cannon. This guy didn't even hide, and he suffered from me.I followed with two feet...
Until I got tired of beating, this guy didn't dodge or even fight back. Seeing that my anger was almost gone, "Old Yu, you must help me this time. If you don't help me, I'm really doomed." King Kong Pao was dejected Said.
I frowned and looked at the Vajra Cannon covered in footprints, and my anger subsided a bit.He took out a cigarette and lit it, "What kind of trouble have you caused again this time?"
This guy waved the two younger brothers away, and after sitting and mumbling for a long time, I finally figured out that this guy drove a car back to his hometown some time ago, and it happened that a cemetery in our area needed to be relocated due to urban construction planning.The person in charge of the cemetery found the already well-known Master Niu and asked him to help him choose a land with good geomantic omen.This guy took 5 yuan from others, and settled for a mountain without much effort.But after moving the large tomb, the family of the owner of the tomb would dream every night that their deceased relatives were beaten by a group of soldiers in ancient armor.She wailed again and again, it was horrible.It's fine if one person dreams, but the scary thing is that hundreds of families are like this.Soon there was a trouble with the cemetery management committee. The person in charge saw that something was wrong and immediately asked King Kong Pao to recruit him. This guy panicked and drove back overnight to ask me for help.
"How's the atmosphere of that place you're looking for?" I asked after pondering for a while.
"It's a rare and good location. I've seen it before. The atmosphere of the earth is light yellow, and it's very rich." Diamond Pao replied.
"What about the terrain?" I asked with a frown.
"Sit north and rush south," King Kong Pao quickly replied.
"North and south?" I further confirmed.
"Yes. What's the matter, Old Yu?" He looked at me puzzled.
"What's missing in the five elements?" I asked again without saying anything to him.
"No shortage!" Vajra Pao thought for a while before answering.
"Move the grave!" I gave him a clear answer directly. "There is no other way."
"No, last time the urban construction company agreed to relocate after paying tens of thousands of relocation fees to each person. How can this thing be moved immediately?" King Kong Pao looked shocked.
"It's fine if you don't move!" I curled my lips.
"What's going on, Old Yu, I think the geomantic omen of that place is very good!" King Kong Pao asked in bewilderment.
"It's because it's so good that I moved in. The light yellow earth qi is the python qi, and it's a rare good position. But the premise is that you can hold it down. As the saying goes: Blessed people don't live in unblessed places, Conversely, unlucky people can't live in blessed lands. Ordinary people can't suppress python aura, fortunately it's light yellow, if it's golden dragon aura, the graves will be haunted if they pass by."
"It's making a fuss, too. The wind blows at night, scaring away several watchers." King Kong Pao wept.
"Also, who do you see burying the dead and dare to bury the dead? It's offending, and it's usually a little bit off. Besides, the five elements are still available in that place, so I suspect that you move the cemetery to someone else. It's on the head." I sneered.
"What do you mean?" King Kong Pao asked me with a bull's eye.
I knew what he meant by this sentence, these three words have almost become his signature.
"I mean that place has been taken by someone else." I guessed.
"Impossible Lao Yu, the two of us are the only ones watching Qi now, and you didn't help others watch it, who would take it." King Kong Pao shook his head.
"It's just the two of us now, not before." I sighed.
"Old Yu, do you mean that dead people were buried in that place before?" King Kong Pao asked and I nodded, "I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but if you're right, such a good Feng Shui, It is impossible for the ancients to leave it unused. So the possibility is very high."
"But I went there the day the ground was broken, and I didn't see anything dug out." King Kong Pao shook his head.
"Do you think that people in ancient times were like people today? They just dug a hole and buried them. In the past, they paid attention to deep burials." I thought for a while and said: "The true dragon emperor will not surrender himself to be buried in a place with python air. The courtiers only dare to use spirit beast energy, python energy is only suitable for princes, generals are not qualified to use it."
"It's over, it's over, what should I do? Hehe, hehe, hehe, or Lao Yu, come back with me and have a look. I know you haven't taken your family leave this year." King Kong Cannon started hehe again.
"Why do you let me wipe your ass for the good things you did yourself?" This guy took more than 20 yuan from me, and I still have it. I don't know where he spent the money during this period.So I have a lot of opinions on him, and I always feel that he is not doing his job properly, and he is corrupt in his free time.
"Forget it, I'll figure it out on my own." It can be seen that this guy is indeed a little embarrassed. "I'll take you back first."
I sat in the co-pilot seat with a sullen face and closed my eyes, not talking to him.Seeing the gate of the camp, King Kong Pao didn't beg me again, and in the end I couldn't see his pitiful appearance "Let people from my hometown send an urgent telegram to the army, just write 'Dad is seriously ill, return quickly' or ask for leave I'm afraid it won't be approved right away."
"Thank you so much, Lao Yu, I promise this is the last time." King Kong Pao couldn't hide his joy.
"Pull it down, how many times have you said this?" I waved my hand.
"Remember, 'Dad is seriously ill, return soon' and don't make a mistake." I always call the old man Dad, not Daddy.I deluded myself into thinking that Dad was different from Dad.
"Don't worry, I'll do it right away." King Kong Pao parked the car at the guard, I got out of the car, and asked casually while closing the door, "What's the name of the cemetery?"
"It seems to be called Yuqing Garden."
"The King Kong cannon, mine belongs to cnm, my old uncle is still buried there" I kicked on the car door and cursed angrily.
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