Qi Yu Millennium

As the saying goes, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Although I am hungry and poor, those poor Indians will naturally not be able to catch up with me after holding the Feng Xing Jue. Dumped.

Sitting on the top of the tree and looking at the Indians at the bottom of the mountain who were eating dinner, I was full of anger. My majestic Ziyang head teacher, Master Dianfeng, was chased away by such a group of mobs. I really can't swallow my breath .From another perspective, I am an army officer, and being chased all over the mountain by poor Indians is also an insult to the country.

But soon the reason for my anger changed. I was no longer thinking about losing face to the country and Ziyang Temple. I was thinking about why the old man took my money but didn’t give me food and took other people’s money. Eliminating disasters for people is a matter of course, this old thing is so fucking useless.

He stretched out his hand and grabbed a leaf and put it in his mouth. He squinted at the people at the bottom of the mountain. All he could think about was what they were eating. According to the fact that they didn’t use chopsticks, it was probably meat. The thought of meat made him feel even hungrier After that, I simply turned my head and stopped looking at it.When I was in the village before, I found out that they planted soil, and the harvest period of potatoes is summer, and there should be a lot of tubers now, and I will go to steal them at night.

After eating, Ah San got into the shack without any movement, and waited patiently for more than an hour, then quietly left the big tree where she was hiding and went down to the foot of the mountain. Before she got close to the shack, she heard women moaning one after another If you don't ask, you can tell what is going on in the shack.The sound coming from my ears made me frown. There are children in every hut here. Why are these women screaming so loudly? One is big, it's like a singing competition.

I didn't know the truth at the time, and I was still wondering whether they had a lot of money or used their own oil.It was only later that I found out that the skills of Ah San were average, and the average time was only 10 minutes, which was far below the international average of 15 minutes.As for women yelling, it is just a rural custom among them. The louder a woman yells, the stronger her man is, and the gentlemen will have face.If any girl doesn't bark, she will be beaten the next day.

Naturally, I would not lie on the outside of the shack and listen to the corner of the wall. I reached out and grabbed the picket outside the shack and ran to their field to dig hard. As I expected, the potatoes were basically ripe. I took off my coat and wrapped a lot of them. , Throw away the hoe and run back to the mountain to pick up dead branches and light a bonfire.

Potatoes are naturally not roasted with fire. They can only be buried under the soil and lit from above. The method is similar to beggar chicken. The advantage of this method is that the potatoes will not be burnt. The disadvantage is that it takes a long time to cook. I am patient. The son stayed by the fire for a long time, reckoning that it was about time before he opened the fire to eat potatoes.After eating hot food again, I actually trembled with excitement. No wonder the country advocates the construction of material civilization first, because no one is in the mood to discuss axioms and morals or study poetry and poetry when hungry.

After I was full, my ideological awareness immediately improved a lot. After I put those boiled but unfinished potatoes into my pocket, I wanted to avenge the shame of the country and myself, but after thinking about it, I decided to forget it. They are poor people, and their lives are very difficult. As a soldier, I don't need to be as knowledgeable as them.The second is that I have to steal potatoes in the next few days, and I am afraid that they will harvest them in advance.

Thinking of picking up branches and lighting up the bonfire again, with food in my stomach, I suddenly felt strength in my body, lying down and resting with my hands holding Qi Gathering Knuckles, I now have red aura, I am very alert when I sleep, and I am not afraid of them coming to sneak attack .

With the fire light, the mosquitoes would not come to invade, so I slept happily until dawn. When I woke up the next morning, I looked down at the village below and found that Ah San was in the field looking at the potatoes that I had destroyed and yelling loudly Looking at something, and pointing at the mountain from time to time, it seems that I already know that their potatoes were destroyed by me.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it, I didn't eat the toast, and I was punished. If I bought it with money and you still chased and beat me, then I could only steal it.After laughing, he quietly got up and walked around the village to the stream beside the village to drink water. Just as he was about to leave after drinking, he found something that made him sick. Wipe off the dirt with your fingers, and then wash it in the stream for a while, but last night they obviously ate the food with their hands.Fortunately, the location where I drink water is above the village. Otherwise, it would really make them sick. No wonder India is prone to plagues. It turns out that they are so unsanitary, and there are not many leaves without toilet paper.

In the next few days, I have been lurking around the slums, and gradually figured out why they planted so many potatoes, because potatoes are the staple food of the poor. As for rice and flour, they are relatively rare things. Their diet These two fine grains are rare, and they don't use the hand to wipe the buttocks to pilaf. The left hand wipes the butt, and the pilaf is the right hand.

In addition, I also found a strange phenomenon, that is, when they were working in the fields, besides many men, there was a woman in her 20s. Unlike other women, this woman did not wear a scarf , the breath on her head indicates that she is a woman.Those men not only didn't have a good face when they scolded and reprimanded her when she was working, they even gave her very little when she was eating, and let her eat alone away from the crowd.It seems that this woman has committed a crime and got into trouble, otherwise she shouldn't have treated her like this.

As for me stealing potatoes every night, the Ah Sans were naturally very angry. They organized people to guard the photos all night long and lost them. During the day, they went up the mountain in groups to search for nothing. I was very happy when I saw it, who told you to drive me away with pickaxes, if it wasn't because you still have women and children, I would have planed them all for you, leaving no seeds.

Seven days later, my aura has returned to the dark blue aura. I focused my inner vision and felt that according to the current trend, I can recover the purple aura and fly again before noon tomorrow. Thinking of this place, I can’t help but feel good. After tonight, I will go to work. I won't play with you guys assan anymore.

Smiling, he walked out of his hiding place, and walked down the mountain again, just like before, when Ah San saw me coming, he jumped out of his hiding place, holding a torch and chasing them wantonly, while I used Feng Xing Jue to lead them to run here and there Dian waits for an opportunity to dig.

"Goodbye!" I turned around and laughed with the potatoes in my arms.

Bye-bye is a sentence that the whole world understands, and the thirds naturally know what it means, and they can even hear the ridicule hidden in my words, so they all shouted and chased after me.

Just when I was very proud, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my left leg. I looked down and couldn't help being furious, "You dare to trap me..."