Qi Yu Millennium

"Isn't it a dead person, is it still a living person?" Vajra Pao opened its mouth so wide that a toad could be stuffed into it.

"Grass, I'm also guessing. How do I know, you eat quickly, we both go to bed early after eating, and go out to buy something tomorrow morning." I said, rinsing my mouth.

"What to buy?" King Kong Pao wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and I frowned.

"Buy stockings!" I remembered the old things and laughed and joked.

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"Waiter, change my room!" I put on my clothes and left the room.After three or four years, this guy's snoring became louder and louder, and I couldn't close my eyes half the night.

I yelled several times but didn't see the waiter come up, so I didn't dare to yell any more, and if I yelled again, the person in the next room would probably come out and scold me.I muttered and went downstairs with my clothes on to the lobby on the first floor.The waiter was busy handling formalities for a group of people, so I sat down on the sofa next to me, lit a cigarette and waited for them to work.

"Walk slowly, everyone. Welcome to come next time." The young waiter said goodbye politely.

I looked up at the clock in the lobby for 12:30.Why did this group of guys check out so late, I couldn't help but look at that group of people curiously.There were a total of six people, dressed in ordinary clothes and carrying large bags.They didn't look like good people with a fierce look, and one of them was still holding a big cigar in his mouth. When he saw me staring at them, he stared back at me viciously.

Forget it, one more thing is worse than one less thing. I lowered my head and waited for them to go far away before going to the bar and asking the waiter to change the room for me.

"Old Yu, Old Yu..." Early in the morning, I was yelled by the loud voice of King Kong Cannon. He could wake me up from four or five rooms away. "Yes, I'm here" I opened the door and went out and shouted loudly and came back to sleep. This guy saw that I was fine and went back to lie down in peace.

It’s almost eleven o’clock when I woke up again. I ate breakfast and lunch together. After finishing the work, I asked him to drive to the sundries market. Two shovels, two large-capacity miner’s lamps, two aluminum kettles, and a large bag of miscellaneous things . "Old Yu, why are you buying these?" King Kong Pao glared at me.

"Excavate the ancient tomb surrounded by five pythons to vent its yang and baleful energy. There is no other way but this trick." I paid the bill, and the boss looked at me like I was seeing a mental patient who escaped from the hospital. .

"How deep do you have to dig? Why are you bringing dry food with you?" King Kong Pao followed me with a lot of stuff in his arms.

"You ask me, who should I ask? Go and have a look, I'll pick a place that is easier to dig." Different soils have different smells, stones are blue, soil is the natural color, and sand has no color because it is out of breath. .However, the possibility of sand in the tomb is very small, which is a big taboo.It is said that Emperor Yongzheng dug up the sand for the first time when he chose the mausoleum. Fortunately, his thirteenth brother Yinxiang presided over it at that time, and it would have been snapped by him if it were someone else. (There is absolutely no sand or sand mechanism in the tomb. The above description is the official history.) "Okay, I'll listen to you." King Kong Pao said and opened the trunk, took out mineral water and prepared to pour it into the kettle.

"What are you doing drinking that thing? Go buy '**', and buy a few more packs of cigarettes." I sat in the car and fiddled with the miner's lamp.

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"Oh, Lao Yu, our water bottle is worth 200 yuan now." King Kong Pao ran back with the two water bottles, grinning in distress.

"This thing is definitely effective. Remember when I took Nalu out to escort the ammunition? I drank two cans and didn't fall asleep all night." I moved to the driving position and wanted to try the feeling of driving a car.

King Kong Pao sat in the co-pilot position, and I started the car and sped towards Yuqing Garden.

I parked the car near the cemetery, and King Kong Pao carried large and small bags across the mountains and went straight to the small hill where the heads of the five pythons gathered.

More than three hours later, just as the destination was approaching, something unexpected happened. "Old Yu, look." Diamond Pao pointed at a drink bottle in the weeds.

I approached to pick it up, but the bottle didn't have a cap. I smelled it close to my nose, and there was an obvious smell of essence, which should have been thrown away not long ago.On the top of the mountain yesterday afternoon, I had already observed the surrounding situation condescendingly, and there was no village within the visible range of my eyesight.How could something like this suddenly appear in this wilderness?

"There should be someone in front." We didn't meet anyone on the road when we came, so naturally the person drinking water was in front of us.

I exchanged glances with King Kong Pao, stopped chatting, and at the same time deliberately slowed down my pace.

Soon, we found weeds that had been trampled by people; broken branches and two remnants, an apple core and a half-smoked cigar.I picked up the cigar, why did it look so familiar?

At this time, it is not the season for apples to ripen at all, and the apples in the cold air storage are now extremely expensive, and most people are not willing to buy them at all.And cigars are not something ordinary people can enjoy.This person threw away only half of the smoke. It can be judged that this person's economic conditions are very good. In addition, the location of the apple core and the cigar was found only a few steps away, so it can be inferred that they were not made by the same person.

What do people with such economic conditions come to this wilderness for?I explained my deduction to King Kong Pao with a solemn expression, and this guy actually said, "Are you in love?"

Grass, your family has been dating for more than three hours to come here?

"Old Yu, look, there's someone!" The Vajra Pao who was walking in front squatted nimbly and pointed at the opposite hill.

I stepped forward.Sure enough, there were people, not just one.I stretched out my thumb to measure, and the straight line distance from us was less than one kilometer.

I reached out and made a concealed gesture, and hid behind a rock with the Vajra Cannon.

King Kong Cannon stretched out three fingers to indicate that there were three people, I shook my head and said softly, "Four, one is on the hill."

"Old Yu, what are they doing?" King Kong Pao asked me softly.

I poked my head out: "The man on the hill is sitting under a tree. He has a telescope hanging around his neck. I can't see clearly. Of the three below, one is sitting and drinking, and the other two are shaking Something, very similar to the potter's wheel we used to draw water from the well in the old days..."

"Tomb robber!" "Grave digger!" We both said in unison.

"Call the police!" King Kong Pao said and took out his phone.

"Report to your mother." I grabbed his phone and smashed the battery. "Let's see."

I poked my head out again and held the Guanqi Jue. "The one on the top is about [-] years old with the hat tilted on one side, and the telescope is hanging around his neck. The one sitting below has a mustache in his fifties and is wearing a small white coat. The two are shaking the pulley The... oops, I saw them last night." I retreated behind the stone.One of those two pulleys is the one who stared at me with a cigar in his mouth last night!

If I remember correctly, there should be six of them, and two should be digging below.The six people walked in the field, leaving only one tread mark, obviously they walked in a line.The division of labor is still so clear.It's certainly not the first time this level has been done.I pondered for a while, then turned my head and smiled at the Vajra Cannon, "You almost killed our workers!"

"What kind of worker?" King Kong Pao was confused by what I said.

"Grave diggers, let them dig for us, and we will report to the police after they are dug up to vent their evil spirits." I looked smug.

"Are they digging in the right place?" Diamond Pao asked with concern.

"It's a little bit off, but it should be heading towards the main tomb." Since I can't recite the mantra aloud, I don't see it very clearly.Although the tomb is buried deep in the soil, it still reveals an atmosphere similar to that of the underground body on the outside.However, because the layout of ancient tombs varies greatly, I am not sure whether the largest space they dug into is the main tomb.

"Do you mean we just wait to eat ready-made ones?" King Kong Pao suddenly realized.

"Well, if you're sorry, you can go over and help." I smiled and cursed and sat back behind the stone, smoking a cigarette and lighting it. The smoke from the burning cigarette was not enough to be discovered.

"Hehe, Lao Yu, is this the oriole catching cicadas in the book, and the cockroaches behind?" King Kong Cannon quoted scriptures and said in a mess.

"Grass, it's the mantis behind, no, no, the mantis should be in the middle..." King Kong Pao's words are not many words, but there are many mistakes, and I don't know how to correct it.

"Popling, quack, quack..." A crow landed on a big tree a few steps away from us at this time and screamed strangely, which startled us both.

"Mom, why does this thing sound so ugly?" Vajra Pao began to look for stones everywhere.

"Don't move, be careful to expose the target." Among the several suspicious phenomena taught by the instructor during the field search training, startled birds came out of the forest.

It’s good now, we don’t hit it, it really doesn’t go away, from [-]:[-] p.m. A thrill with the King Kong Cannon.I have already greeted this crow's ancestors for eight generations no less than a hundred times in my heart, "I know you still have a nickname called 'Ecstasy', but there is a grievance and a debtor. Those few people over there are You are doing something that is bad for your morality, why don't you go and shout at them, what are you doing with us..."

But it’s also strange, it’s natural to get used to it, and then people stopped quacking, and we couldn’t get used to it, we kept our ears up and waited for someone to call us.

As night fell, there were actually a lot of mosquitoes in this small hill, which bit us both with big pimples. "Grandma, I wish I had brought some cold mouse skins with me." I muttered, grabbing the backpack and grabbing a can of insecticide from it, spraying it.

"Old Yu, you are so amazing that you can even tell that there are many mosquitoes here, and you even bring mosquito medicine." King Kong Pao flattered.

I didn't bother to explain to him that these cans of insecticide were actually intended to be used as flamethrowers in a critical moment. Although the distance was a bit short, the instantaneous explosion of yang energy brought by the half-meter-long tongue of fire was not enough for those ghosts and ghosts. nemesis.

At night, we can smoke freely, but we dare not light the fire.It suffocated both of us.It's better not to have a cigarette in your mouth than to light a fire.

I stretched out my head to wait and see again, those guys are still digging, they are really dedicated.It seems that it is not easy to do anything.The outsiders only know that these things cost a lot of money, but who knows the deadline for people to work overtime in the wild in the wild.It's really just watching thieves eat meat, but not knowing that thieves are beaten.

"Old Yu, what's the situation?" King Kong Pao asked while eating beef jerky.

"It's still digging, the sentry is down." I stood up and stretched my arms and legs.The gang of tomb robbers should not be equipped with infrared telescopes. Thinking of this, I hurriedly sat down again.

"Old Yu, what's the matter?"

"Still digging."

"Old Yu, what's the matter?"

"I've been watching it all day, you fucking don't know how to read it yourself."

"Old cow, what's the matter?"

"I'm digging."

"Old cow, what's the matter?"

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"Old cow? Old cow? I'm stupid, I'll let you sleep, I'll let you sleep,..."