Qi Yu Millennium

"Hahaha, pull it down quickly, you are old Yu..." Vajra Pao pinched the Guan Qi Jue and saw my light blue breath.

Originally, I was in a good mood and wanted to tease this guy, but now it seems that there is no way.I gave him the inner alchemy of the five-earth plundering yang python in my hand, sat down on the ground and took out the water bottle.

"Old Yu, what is this?" King Kong Pao looked at the inner alchemy in his hand.

"Snake eggs!" I laughed and took a sip of my drink.

"But you clearly said it was an inner alchemy just now." Vajra Pao is no different now.

"This is the inner alchemy of that giant python. It is the essence of its many years of cultivation. If you swallow it, it can replenish the true essence and aura. You should eat it." I said seriously.

"I'd better eat it for you. I'm so stupid that it's useless to eat this stuff."

"My five elements belong to water, and this thing is not beneficial to me. You belong to earth, so it is useful to you." I was telling the truth.

No wonder this guy had to choose to join the engineering unit. After a long time, something in his bones was still causing trouble. Could it be that people in the five elements of the earth like to dig holes.

"Old Yu, what do you belong to?" King Kong Pao picked up the inner alchemy and sniffed it in front of his nose.

"Shui, you just beat me, so it's unlucky for me to always follow you when I'm with you." I laughed.

"Hey, hey, hey~Old Yu, then I'm not welcome, just eat like this?" I knew he was tempted as soon as King Kong Pao was hey, this guy's aura is too slow to accumulate, this thing just supplements what he lacks, No wonder he wasn't moved.

"You don't eat like that, and you still want the cooking class to cook two dishes for you?" I scolded.

"That guy was so ugly just now, isn't his pill poisonous?" King Kong Pao was still making the final confirmation.

"I'm stupid, you bring it to me, I won't give it to you." I pretended to grab it.

"I'll eat, I'll eat..." Vajra Pao said and swallowed the inner alchemy in his hand.

This guy waited nervously for a long time, and saw nothing unusual, so he felt relieved and stretched out his fingers to observe his breath to confirm the effect. "Old Yu, I was originally silvery white, why is it red now?"

"Grass, you think that what you are eating is an elixir, which is not bad. I guess it hasn't been absorbed yet, so wait." I went through several months of Qi gathering process from silvery white to red.

"Old Yu, is the formation here broken?" Vajra Cannon took out a cigarette and handed me one, telling his heart that the air here is not suitable for smoking, but I was too nervous before, and now I feel relaxed when I relax. Soft too lazy to move.

"No!" I put down the kettle, took the cigarette and lit it.

"Ah? Then what should we do? Where else do we have to dig?" Vajra Pao sat up.

"Damn it, those ghosts were sucked here because they were beaten. Now the souls of those soldiers have run away, and no one is torturing them. Besides, the feng shui here is so good, it is estimated that even if you use a whip to drive them out, they will not leave. .” I said analyzing.

"That's great, let's go, Old Yu, what about these guys?" Vajra Pao pointed at the pile of rotten meat not far away.

"Digging graves is a great loss of morality, and what is buried with you is a great evil." I have no sympathy for these guys. You should expect today when you spend a lot of money outside.

"Does this count?" As soon as I said that, King Kong Pao was so frightened that he hurriedly took out the ancient coins with green rust from his pocket and asked me with trembling hands, which made me dumbfounded.

It was already evening when King Kong Pao and I came out of the robbery cave with great effort.Breathing the fresh air in the mountains, smelling the breath of trees and green grass, as if everything before was just an illusory dream.

"Old Yu, do you want these things?" Diamond Pao asked me, pointing to the things left by the previous tomb robbers.

"No." I said squatting down, took out something from my backpack and started to work.

"Old Yu, are you going to burn incense?" King Kong Pao looked at what I made and asked in bewilderment.

"Burn a fart, the purpose of connecting these incense sticks is to make a time-delay device. When the incense sticks to the bundled matches at the back, it will cause an open flame. The open fire leads to dry grass, dry grass leads to dead branches, dead branches Detonate the pesticide," I explained.

"What do you want to do?" King Kong Pao still didn't understand what I meant.

"Here we only entered the main tomb. It stands to reason that there should be several other tombs in front. There will be more or less antiques, even if there is nothing. The tools used to dig the tombs and the weapons of these soldiers have been used for more than 1000 years. It should be of some value, anyway, there is no danger here, let the country take it away, it is considered a good thing we have done." I said, lit the incense head and picked up the backpack.

Under my urging, King Kong Cannon and I returned to the parking place as quickly as possible.I drove to find the IC card telephone erected on the side of the road, picked up the phone and called the police: "Hello, 110? There are people digging ancient tombs in the south of Yuqingyuan Cemetery. Go quickly...don't ask who we are, Hurry up, they have arranged explosives to blow up the grave..."

"Old Yu, you are so powerful. It's a good thing you brought incense and matches with you, otherwise the police wouldn't have to go to the mountains and forests in the middle of the night if you didn't make any noise." King Kong Cannon finally figured out my device now. the role of the.

"What a fart, the incense is for my old uncle, and the matches are from the hotel." I said, took out the matchbox and pointed to the words on it.

Hanging up the phone, King Kong Pao and I found a good restaurant to reward ourselves, but when we opened the door to enter, we were stopped by the welcoming lady, "Sir, you are not allowed to enter if you are disheveled."

The two of us were stunned and looked at ourselves. We were covered in dust and dirty, and the Vajra Cannon had a pine needle on it. The image was indeed not very good.

We simply flapped the dust on our bodies a few times before they put us in.The mind was settled, and the appetite was particularly good. The guests at the other tables frowned at the food and the dust all over their bodies. When King Kong Pao looked up and saw the disdainful expressions of those people, he was not happy, and held the bag in his hand. Putting down the urine jar, he opened his mouth, "What are you looking at? We don't wear well, but we dare to jump over the wall. Why don't you wear it so well?"

This voice is so good that no one dares to underestimate the two of us, in fact, people don't even dare to look at it.I pushed the Vajra Cannon, "Hurry up and eat, we have to go back after eating, I even made a ghost there."

"What are you doing with such a thing?" King Kong Pao asked puzzled.

"Hey, keep it secret for now..."

After the meal, King Kong Pao waved to the waiter, took out 200 yuan from his pocket, and yelled loudly.

"The waiter settles the bill, you don't need to look for too many, I will give you a tip."

"Sir, you..."

"I told you, you don't need to look for it," the Vajra Cannon yelled loudly while scanning the tables of guests who were frowning just now.

"Sir, two hundred is not enough!"