Qi Yu Millennium

After Frost, three catties of Biluochun, a bag of freshly cooked stir-fried broad beans, a bag of walnuts, and two sticks of thousand-year-old ginseng.

These are the presents I brought to Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Wang.

This meeting was the shortest among all the meetings. It only took me half an hour to say goodbye to King Kong Pao and leave, because Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Wang burst into tears after seeing those gifts. It is impossible to know, so they know that this is their daughter's greeting from the underworld.

Leaving Wang's house, I shook my head and sighed for a long time without saying a word. I made up my mind again in my heart that I would never visit Mr. Wang and Mrs. Wang again. Every time they come, they will miss Wang Yanpei, and I will make them sad every time I come, so I will not come again.

Seeing that I was depressed, King Kong Pao kept saying some interesting things along the way to try to improve my mood, but I have heard almost all the jokes he said, so instead of finding it funny, he felt noisy and annoying.

"Can you tell me something I don't know." I interrupted King Kong Pao with a very low-spirited joke.

"We've known each other since I was 19, you don't know everything I know." Diamond Pao grinned.

"Then tell me about what happened before you were 19 years old." I opened the car window to get some air, and just now I lit a cigarette. The whole Hummer was loaded with a dozen boxes of Moutai by the King Kong Cannon. A bottle might have been smashed on the road. The car is full of alcohol.

"What do you want to hear?" King Kong Pao saw that I finally spoke, but I was afraid that I would keep silent again, this guy couldn't stand loneliness, and he would suffocate to death if he was not allowed to talk.

"Tell me how many pen pals you hooked up with?" I turned my head and looked sideways.

"Do you want to file a complaint again?" King Kong Pao stared at me warily.

I snorted coldly and stopped speaking.

"Let me tell you an interesting story. My family used to live in the Northeast. The children there like to play spinning tops in winter. They need whips to play spinning tops. My family is poor and I don't have rags to make whips. The black horse raised by the family, the big tail of the black horse..."

"Did you cut the pony's tail?" I interrupted.

"At that time, I also wanted to cut it. Unfortunately, I was only seven years old at the time, and I couldn't reach the basket of scissors. I went out and pulled one. The horse shook its tail and it didn't matter. I just thought about one. It’s troublesome to pull one by one, so I just squeezed it one by one, but the horse hurt when I pulled it, and I kicked me into the snow pit when I kicked it.”

"You are an idiot!" King Kong Pao's childhood anecdotes made me shake my head and smile wryly. This guy has a problem with IQ.It's no surprise that this happened.

"You never did anything stupid when you were a child?" King Kong Pao retorted.

"No, absolutely not." I shook my head and smiled.

"Impossible, tell me quickly, or I will suffer a disadvantage." Diamond Pao yelled and quit.

"I did do something quite personal when I was young." I recalled it for a moment and said.Vajra Pao and I usually do dangerous things, so it's rare to have such a happy chat.

"Quickly tell me, what are you doing so stupid." King Kong Pao couldn't wait to urge.

"Let's think about it. I went to school when I was eight years younger than my birthday. I didn't go to school at that time. It was either six or seven years old. My grandparents were not in good health. When I was young, I often went to my grandma's house. Once my father Mom wanted to send me to my grandma’s house again, but I didn’t want to go. My parents discussed it with me nicely and promised to buy me a toy, but I didn’t ask for a toy, I asked for a bastard.”

"Turtle? Where did you get it?" Vajra Pao asked curiously.

"My family was poor when I was a child, and it's not much better than yours. Our village is next to the river. My dad would go to the river to catch fish when he was free. The bastard was caught from the river and kept in the water tank for preparation. It was sold at the market, but I wanted it to come." I recalled.

"You want a toy, why do you want a turtle?" King Kong Pao asked in bewilderment.

"At that time, if you didn't come across the market, there would be no toys. Besides, what a bastard, you can crawl and move..."

"Still biting people!" King Kong Pao joked without losing the opportunity.

I glanced at the Vajra Cannon and continued, "I brought the bastard to my grandma's house with a rope tied to his legs. At that time, my grandpa was weaving baskets at home, and there was a pool for soaking branches in the east of the house. I kept the bastard there, and I brought it up to take a look when I had time. Later, a child older than me in my grandma’s village saw it, and took the bastard away when I was not paying attention. I happened to see it when I went out. I ran to his house to ask for it, but they didn’t give it to me, so I went there every day to ask for it, and I followed them wherever they went, and I followed when the big boy beat me, and I wanted my bastard.”

"Are you going to come out at the end?" Diamond Pao interjected again.

"No, I was eaten by them." I smiled wryly and shook my head.

"How do you know?" Vajra Pao asked curiously.

"It was all in junior high school. I happened to see their house drying rice at the door once. I recognized the bastard at a glance." The bastard can repel insects, and rural people usually put it in food bags.

"You stole his family's rice?" King Kong Pao thought smugly.

"No, I took the bastard shell and released his chicken." Thinking of what I did when I was a child, I couldn't help but smile.

"What happened next?" Vajra Pao asked eagerly.

"Not later, oh, yes, my mother scolded the street for three days." I threw away the cigarette butt and closed the car window.

"You guys really hold grudges!" King Kong Pao grinned.

"Those who don't hold grudges don't hold grudges." I raised my finger and pointed to the toll booth in front of me, signaling the King Kong Pao to slow down and pay the toll.

The Hummer is awesome, I mean the shape and fuel consumption. When it comes to speed, it is a compliment to call it a Hummer. The sound of the engine after running over [-] is reminiscent of severe asthma. I doubt if the US Army is equipped with it. Who can they drive this broken car on the battlefield?

Running hard and jogging, it took a day and a night to reach the outskirts of Tushan. King Kong Pao and I abandoned the car and walked.

"What did you tell Hei Sanchang last time?" He looked at the Vajra Pao suspiciously. This guy was carrying a lot of Moutai and other gifts, and he seemed to be pleading guilty by cutting land and paying compensation.

"I scolded him." King Kong Pao laughed.

"Isn't it harsh?" I said with a frown.King Kong Pao brought so many things to make an apology, which means that he must have scolded his father and his ancestors and said a lot of cruel words.

"It's not for you, help me get two boxes." Diamond Pao muttered dissatisfied.

Tu Shan has been here many times, this time the mood is the best, with an inexplicable calm, although every man hopes to be able to dominate the wind and clouds, but the heart still longs for a kind of peace and tranquility, Tu Shan will give It gave me this feeling, to be precise, it was this woman living in Tushan who gave me this feeling.

According to the usual practice, there are four entrances, three exits, two rings and one turn.

Everyone in Tushan didn't know about the arrival of Vajra Pao and me, but after I entered the village with Vajra Pao, Bai Jiuyu felt my aura and came out to greet her, peerless youth, untainted by mortal dust, my woman. .....