Qi Yu Millennium

"Yaoyao Mingming, yin and yang are born together, life is form, death is qi, the souls of the Nine Nethers show their true form, the Supreme Daoist is in a hurry like a law. Come out all!" I finally returned to the parking lot at three o'clock in the morning He drove non-stop to find the nearest cemetery, chanted a mantra, and performed a soul search technique.

With the recitation of the mantra, a mass of dark ghosts appeared in a daze.Since they are all deceased in modern times, their soul energy is very weak.

"The Dao leads to the sky, the Qi controls the Yin chain, the soul is locked and the soul is locked, and the three barriers are sealed, the Supreme Daoist is as urgent as a law!" I was furious and used the method of restraining the soul.This Soul Containing Art is not an upright spell. Its principle is to control the soul itself and its own consciousness to drive it. Strictly speaking, it is a kind of Art of Controlling Qi and Disobeying the Earth. Big backlash.It was this spell that Taoist Lingfeng cast on Yuan Kui and others in the mausoleum.

"Zhengdong 35 miles, Lan Qi guides the way, go!" I pointed to the place where I was beaten before and waved decisively.

The cloudy wind suddenly rose, and more than a dozen wisps of water belonged to the ghosts, and they were ordered to transform into the wind and move quickly.I desperately radiated spiritual energy to guide the path, and for a moment I only felt dizzy and light-footed, and the spiritual energy was not continuous, and even my own vitality was adjusted when I gritted my teeth.If such a shameful humiliation is not reported, what face will it have to linger in the world.I, the 'intercepting evildoer', will show you today!

Finally guiding the ghost to the designated location, I took back my true energy and aura, dismissed the other four attributes of soul energy, controlled my top-heavy body and returned to the car with difficulty, found a few cans of hn and drank them down, lit a cigarette and smoked a few I opened the door, started the car, tried to open my eyes that were almost invisible from the beating, and drove to the police station where I had been humiliated earlier.

It's a pity that I don't have the sky-reaching cultivation like Taoist Chengfeng or Taoist Lingfeng, otherwise I would be relieved if all the other four attribute soul qi were arrested. Forget it, these dozens of water attribute ghosts are enough for them to suffer.

When I parked the car at the gate of the police station, there was already a commotion inside.The wind is blowing, and there are many ghosts. Due to the strong cloudiness, the fluorescent lamps that were originally bright as day have now turned into a dark green color. Several staff on duty have already run out of the office in fright and stood outside the hall, panicked. Dial the cell phone.

I deliberately opened the car door and walked out, smoking a cigarette leisurely by the car door.Soon those guys saw me, turned around and pointed at me.I looked at them with a sneer.Rather be a villain than a hypocrite.I just want you to know that I did it, and report it now, so that you can relieve your anger!

Isn't your principle of law enforcement "emphasis on evidence and less on confession"?I'd like to see if you can catch some ghosts this time as witnesses for you.

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"Hey, pack me some milk and some bread." I waved to the women pushing the breakfast cart.

"Hey, don't run away!" Hearing my call, the aunt who woke up early accelerated her pace.

I quickly chased after him and took out the money, "Why are you running? It's not that I won't give you money." I took milk and bread by the way.

"Little brother, how dare you stay here? It's haunted by ghosts. Did you get beaten by a ghost?" The aunt's face was full of fear.

"Hehe, who said it was haunted? I wasn't beaten by a ghost, but by a human." When the bread was brought to his mouth, he found that his mouth was swollen and couldn't open.

"Last night, there was a lot of noise, and everyone nearby heard ghosts crying. Look at the wind, oh, look..." The aunt screamed, turned around and ran away pushing the breakfast cart.

When I turned around, a female ghost with heavy make-up in her thirties showed up, flaunting her head at the group of people's guards standing at the door, and exclaimed in shock.

"Okay!" I yelled secretly, wrapped up the bread, took a few sips of milk and went back to the car to stand and watch the play.

"God, you are so kind to me." I looked at the raindrops on the back of my hand, and I was very happy.As the saying goes, one yang suppresses all evils. Originally, after the sun rises, any ghosts and evil spirits have to hide and dodge. This time it’s raining, and the sun will definitely not come out, so let’s continue to make trouble.

"Why did you come out?" I turned around sharply, and the policeman with the belly who beat me the most last night was standing behind me.

"I..." Just as I was about to answer, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I turned around and ran away.

"Stop!" Unsurprisingly, the policeman with a big belly chased after me. I ran to the back door and deliberately slowed down to let him catch me.

"I told you to run, come back with me!" Big Belly twisted my hand bravely and escorted me into the police station through the back door.

"Why is the light broken? Xiao Wu, why is the light so good-looking?" The big belly said and pushed open the door of the duty room, "Who are you? ... Oh, ghost." The heavy-makeup female ghost saw someone come in , Turned his head 180 degrees straight to scare this man, sent me away, turned around and ran away!

"Since you're here, don't leave." I said with a sneer, and stretched out my hand to cover his three yang righteousness with a ray of true energy. Seeing an opportunity, the female ghost possessed his body without saying a word. .

The so-called Sanyang righteousness refers to the three yang lamps of the human body, one on the forehead and one on the left and right shoulders.It is an innate weapon to ward off evil spirits.If you walk alone in a dark place or in the wilderness and suddenly feel numbness in the scalp or a chill in the back, it means that the subconscious mind of the human body feels that there is a vagina peeping at you. The best way is to take off your shirt and expose Shoulders, and then try not to let the hair cover the forehead, walk as you want step by step, don't run, once you run, you will be chaotic, let alone turn your head, the anger will dissipate.By the way, I would like to add that if it is a woman, it is better not to take off your clothes, it will be more dangerous.

"Why aren't you afraid of me?" The female ghost controlled this man and spoke to me. The voice was sweet, but it seemed extremely weird to say it in the mouth of such a big man.

"You should be afraid of me!" My spirit stretched out of my body and grabbed her throat.

"You brought us here?" Yan Gui was frightened.

I nodded, withdrew my anger, and looked around, grandma, why did you recruit a group of women soldiers.

There are a total of [-] water ghosts, but only three or four are male ghosts, and the rest are all female ghosts, and several of them are dressed in gaudy clothes that don't look like good girls. Could it be that the watery nature in Sloppy Flowers refers to women who belong to water in the five elements?

I shook my head, drove away the messy thoughts in my head, called a few ghosts wandering in front of me, and explained a few words. , and then explained a few extra words to the female ghost attached to the big belly.

"Understood?" I asked worriedly.

"I'm sure you're satisfied." The big belly possessed by the female ghost showed me an ambiguous smile, which made me get goosebumps all over my body.

"Help, the police are beating someone~~~~" I threw myself to the window, pretending to scream.

The big belly, who was upper body by the female ghost, held up the baton behind me and pretended to beat me.

The police standing outside instantly exploded, yelling to stop the blatant beating of my big belly. Now that my problem has been clarified, they must have no good fruit if things get bigger.Suffering from the fact that the police station is too evil, no one dared to come in despite pushing and shoving.

"Are you hitting someone or flirting?" I turned my head and cursed at the female ghost.This guy was holding a baton and yelling, holding it high and lightly. It didn't feel like beating someone, but it was a bit of a massage and flirting between couples.

The big belly looked at me innocently, and suddenly gritted his teeth and slapped the stick again!

"Oh, I'm cnm, you want my life?" I screamed in pain, turned around and grabbed the baton and hit the pregnant belly.

The policeman outside the window saw me snatching the baton, and finally became anxious and rushed in.

"Great." I was overjoyed, and the aura of two fingers was extinguished one by one, the three yang qi of the two men who beat me up last night, and the two male ghosts who had been ordered to wait by the side immediately gave up. The two of them came to a ghost upper body.

"Xiao Wu, why did you hit me...Xiao Xie, are you crazy...Oh, my glasses..." The instant the two turned their backs on each other, the people who were already terrified turned around and ran away.

The male ghost controlled the bodies surnamed Xie and Wu and punched everyone out. He looked around, one approached and grabbed the mop for mopping the floor, the other took a few steps to pick up the broom for sweeping the yard, and rushed towards them aggressively. Standing at the left and right doors, shouting loudly.

"Qin Shubao is here, who dares to come over!"

"Yuchi Jingde is here, who is presumptuous!"

Of course, only I know in my heart that these two are not real door gods, at best they are door ghosts, and I have given their lines in advance. Even so, seeing the serious appearance of the two Still can't stop laughing.

"Do you have a cigarette?" I said to my big belly which was possessed by a female ghost.Suddenly the smoke made me throw it in the car.

"Stop smoking, look outside." The big belly that was upper body pouted out.

I poked my head around and saw another police car came outside, and a few police officers rushed to open the trunk, and even grabbed two big cocks from inside.It is estimated that they want to use the crowing of the rooster to drive away the ghosts.I don't know from which chicken farm I got these two hormone-promoted goods, and they can't even walk when they are released, let alone scream.

"Haha, I even caught the rooster, I guess I'll have to get some black dog blood later." I turned around and smiled at my big belly.

"Little Daoist, enough is enough, the catastrophe is approaching, don't you wake up?" the big belly said to me with clasped hands.

Something was wrong, I quickly pinched the formula to look, and saw that the ghost that originally attached to the policeman with a big belly had disappeared, and what was replaced was a peaceful and dazzling Buddha spirit.

"Who are you?" I asked in surprise.

"Originally there is nothing, where is the dust. The old monk's soul has wandered here, and he occasionally sees dark clouds covering the sun, and the scourge is peeping from the side. He can't bear to see the jewels and jade resources of the little Taoist leader destroyed by the scourge, so I use this skin to persuade him!"

"God's punishment?" If I say I'm not afraid of this stuff, I'm lying to myself.

"Xiao Daoist is good at using the master's secret method, perversely, driving ghosts to haunt the land of righteousness. It has been noticed by the heavens. If you don't stop, I am afraid that catastrophe is not far away." The policeman with a big belly clasped his hands together, with a compassionate expression.

"Is this a place of righteousness?" I pointed at my swollen face and asked angrily. My mother probably wouldn't recognize me with my appearance.

"Small flaws do not conceal jade cleanliness, but great achievements can be concealed. Military and public security personnel are the pillars of social stability and the foundation of national stability. The place where you live is naturally a place of righteousness, and it is blessed by God!"

"I'm also a soldier. Why don't you talk to the police when they treat me like this?" I asked angrily.

"Although the Taoist priest is staying in the barracks for a while, he is actually a practitioner. Why bother to be jealous of the common people? What's more, the Taoist priest should have such a calamity in his life. Let's relax your mind and laugh at it."

"How about I beat you up, and then please laugh it off?" Tmd actually came to help the police.

"It's not impossible. In the past, there was a Buddha who cut meat to feed eagles. I would like to imitate the great virtue. However, my own skin is not here. Otherwise, the wish of the Taoist leader will be fulfilled."

"You fucking don't think you can scare me with just a little Buddha's light, you are a ghost without a physical body, let me see your true face!" I was so angry that I couldn't listen to any words of persuasion, so I yelled Shi Exercising the method of searching for souls, his right hand grabbed the spirit of life and soul of the policeman with a big belly.

"Amitabha!" Accompanied by the chanting of the Sanskrit Buddha's name, the five fingers of the pregnant policeman's right hand moved, pinching out the Buddhist seal, and a pure yang energy firmly protected the pregnant policeman's natal soul, making my attack useless.

The method of using different kneading methods of fingers to mobilize the air of heaven and earth is called Fayin in Buddhism, and the right hand performs.In Taoism, it is called Fa Jue, and the left hand performs actions. Although the names are different, the functions are actually the same.

"At that time, in the immeasurable worlds of the ten directions, all the Buddhas and great Bodhisattvas, Mahasattvas, who are indescribable and indescribable, all came to the assembly. Praise Sakyamuni Buddha, who can survive in the evil world of five turbidities, but can't..." The policeman with a big belly is displaying After Fayin blocked my formula, I sat cross-legged on the ground and recited the scriptures. As I recited the scriptures without exaltation, a peaceful atmosphere dispelled me invisible. It took a lot of effort to work hard Summoned ghosts.

I turned to look out the window, the cloud had dispersed, and the eastern sky had turned white.

"Who the hell are you?" The ghost who worked so hard to get away ran away, this revenge can't be done, I stared at the big belly sitting cross-legged on the ground and asked angrily.

"Xiao Daoist, you and I are old acquaintances, but it's a pity that your three orifices are chaotic, and the purple spirit has not returned,...".

"Don't tell me what the future is, tell me who you are, I must repay you for such a 'big favor'." Looking at the big belly that had already started to shake on the ground, I asked eagerly, the shaking of the body is the separation of the soul sign.

"Amitabha, the Taoist master is so good-looking, that's all, that's all, old Na Jiuhuashan Minghui..."