Qi Yu Millennium
Chapter 48 I want to pee
"Yu Chengfeng" I carried the suitcase and finally found the car of the King Kong Pao in the parking lot downstairs. I was just about to open the door when someone called me from behind.
"Why is it you?" I turned around and saw that it was Wang Yanpei, who was still carrying large and small bags.
"I just rushed over when I heard the news that you were hospitalized. I didn't expect you to be discharged so soon." Wang Yanpei said and walked over.
"Thank you for your concern, I still can't die." I turned around and opened the car door and got in.
"My dad wants to see you." Wang Yanpei knew that I had a lot of prejudice against her, so she moved his father out.
"Do you think I can see people like this?" I pointed at my still swollen face and asked angrily.It was Mr. Wang who got me out of the detention center, so I have to show him some face.
"I didn't expect it to turn out like this"
Wang Yanpei defended in a low voice.
"It's a good thing you didn't think about it. If you thought about it, I'd probably be squatting inside right now." I lit a cigarette and started the car.
"What are you doing here?" Just as she was about to shift gears and prepare to leave, Wang Yanpei opened the back door and got into the car. Only then did I see that the things in her hands were all fruit supplements and the like.
"I want to talk to you." Wang Yanpei closed the car door.
"If you want to talk about your boyfriend, get out of the car as soon as possible, I can't do anything," I said indifferently.
"It has nothing to do with him, it's our business." Wang Yanpei looked directly at me.
"What's the matter with us?" I sneered.
"You know." The car was parked outside and was scorched by the sun, and beads of sweat were already oozing from the tip of Wang Yanpei's nose.
"I don't know!" I replied angrily, if Taoist Chengfeng hadn't said that I still have a relationship with her for a long time, I would almost want to drive her out now.
"Can I find a place to sit?" Wang Yanpei made a request.
"I don't have time, I want to go home!" During the short few days of vacation, he was beaten several times, and his homesickness became more and more intense.
"I beg you, can't you?" Wang Yanpei lowered her head and muttered.
It was probably the first time for Wang Yanpei, a rich lady, to ask for help in such a low voice, her face was flushed red.Forget it, let's see what she has to say first.
I turned my head, turned on the air conditioner, and drove away from the hospital.
"Yu Chengfeng, is what you said last night true?" Wang Yanpei led me into a tea house and chose a secluded corner.
I took a sip from my teacup and nodded.
"Who are you?" Wang Yanpei looked me up and down.
What do you think I look like? Why are you looking at me like that? "I replied angrily.
"How do you know so much? And did you do the haunting at the police station in the second half of the night yesterday?" This guy is worthy of being a reporter, so there is no nonsense.
"I don't know anything. I lived such a long life in vain. Is the police station haunted?" I am not your interview subject.
"How old are you, why do you talk so old-fashioned?"
Wang Yanpei still had the heart to laugh.
We are the same age, if I remember correctly, you should be four days older than me. "I finally drank the difference between a hundred and twenty-one pots of tea and five yuan a catty, so I picked up the teapot and poured another cup.
"Did my father tell you? Tell me how old you are first." Wang Yanpei glared at me.
I shook my head without saying a word, took out my soldier ID from my coat pocket and threw it on the table in front of her.
"You, you, who did you learn these skills from?" She picked it up and looked at it, and asked me with a look of astonishment, judging by her expression, I guess I was right.
"Because you died four days earlier than me." I lit my cigarette and took a puff.
"Don't scare me." Fortunately, it was daytime, otherwise my words would probably scare her unconscious.
"Do you think I'm scaring you?" Some things have to be said sooner or later, let's tell her today.
Who was I in my previous life?What happened to the princess you mentioned last night? "
"You were the concubine of the Liang Kingdom in your previous life."
Then who is the real Chengfeng that Tang Ping mentioned? "
"In today's terms, he was your fiancé in the previous life. Later, you were snatched away by the emperor, and he entered Ziyang Temple as a Taoist priest. Ziyang Temple is a branch of Jiejiao..."
I know Jiejiao, I have read the ancient novel of Fengshen Romance, but it seems that there are no good people in it. "Wang Yanpei interrupted me and continued.
"The records in the book are not comprehensive, and it cannot be said that those who cut off teaching are all bad people. It's just that the disciples who cut off teaching pay more attention to the practice of Taoism, and don't follow the rules of the world." I explained with pictures.
"What happened later?" Wang Yanpei's professional habits are not easy to change, and she always speaks in an interview tone.
"Daoist Chengfeng and the imperial concubine couldn't be together until the end, so Taoist Chengfeng set up a formation to make their souls linger after death, waiting for the right time to wake up and continue their relationship." I omitted it.
"Why did it take them so many years to come to us?"
The questions Wang Yanpei asked were very purposeful.
"Everyone's aura is different. Finding someone with exactly the same ratio of five elements' aura is not as easy as finding someone with exactly the same fingerprints, let alone finding two at the same time."
"Why don't they reincarnate directly? Isn't that much more unpleasant?" Wang Yanpei asked again.
"Do you think the legend about Po Meng is also false?" I stubbed out the cigarette.
"Forget everything, what's the point of meeting again."
"Why do you know everything and I don't?" Wang Yanpei asked.
"Because it is Taoist Chengfeng who knows the way! It's not you," I replied with a sneer.
"It's not fair!" This guy actually said such a sentence.
"How can there be so much fairness, am I fair?" I pointed to my still red and swollen face and stood up.
"Don't be angry, sit down first"
Wang Yanpei grabbed my hand.
"let go."
"not loose"
"Let go"
"You can't leave until you finish talking"
"Who said I have to go, I have to pee..."
The toilets in high-end places are also high-end. After washing your hands, there is a hair dryer to help you dry your hands. I fiddled with it curiously for a while before I came out, and saw Wang Yanpei standing outside the toilet waiting for me.
"What are you standing here for?" I asked in surprise.
"I'm afraid you'll run away." The answer made me dumbfounded.
"Chengfeng, do you think that what this person said if he was raped by something is the truth or a lie?" Wang Yanpei grabbed my hand and pulled me back to my seat.
"Oh, sister, you should add your surname, I sound awkward." I don't want to have anything to do with her, I have to go back after I have to say.
"You haven't answered my question yet." Wang Yanpei pouted.
"Under normal circumstances, a person who has been caught in the upper body should not tell lies. This is different from drinking alcohol. You can still lie when you drink too much. It seems that the upper body has no need to lie. Why do you ask this?" I don't understand why she asks such a professional question.
"Tang Ping said some bad things after being raped, I want to know if it's true." Wang Yanpei's face was not very good-looking.
"What did he say?" I was curious.
After questioning for a long time, Wang Yanpei did not say what Tang Ping said, but looking at the increasingly ugly expression on his face, I guessed that he might have mentioned something about the young man's affair, otherwise Wang Yanpei would not have gritted his teeth like this.
"Miss, if there is nothing else, can you let me go?" I looked at my watch and it was past three o'clock.
"There is something, there is one more thing you must help me!" Wang Yanpei looked at me cautiously.
"I can't help with Tang Ping's affairs." I directly blocked the way out for her.
"What can I do? After you left yesterday, he lay there motionless. Now everyone blames me, saying that I attracted that ghost. His mother cried all morning at my house this morning. I cried so much. I dare not go home. If you don’t help me, what will I do?”
Wang Yanpei stomped her feet in a crying voice.
"That's not a ghost." How could I have forgotten this, although Tang Ping's body was on Sanyin Pishui, everyone will definitely blame Wang Yanpei.In addition, although I am angry and do not help Tang Ping, Sanyin Water Relief is feminine in nature, and a ghost without a body dwells on a human body with a Yang soul for a long time, which is not good for both.I can ignore Tang Ping's life and death, but I can't ignore Sanyin Water Relief.
"Yu Chengfeng, please help me. I already know that he is messing around with women outside without telling me. I will definitely not associate with this kind of person, but his mother keeps making trouble like this. What should I do?"
Wang Yanpei burst into tears, causing other guests in the restaurant to look sideways.
"Don't cry, can't I help you?" I rubbed my hands and didn't know how to persuade her.
"Really, it's a deal!" The tears will be gone if you say no, you fucking are a reporter or an actor!
"Don't be too happy, I can't deal with the things on his body alone." I didn't lie to her, the soul of Sanyin Bishui is attached to Tang Ping's yang soul, and I am afraid that Tang Ping's yang will be destroyed if I cast a spell rashly. The soul is pulled out together.
"Then what to do"
Wang Yanpei wanted to cry again.
"Don't pretend, I won't go back on what I promised, can you drive?" The only way now is to go back and pull the diamond cannon back.
"I already have a driver's license, what's wrong?" Wang Yanpei's driving experience is even longer than mine.
"Go back to my hometown and bring Niu Jingang back. I really can't do it myself. I need his help. I can't see clearly now, and I'm sleepy to death. Please help me open it."
"No problem, let's go, let's go now." This Wang Yanpei is impatient.
"Where is your hometown?" Wang Yanpei turned and asked me after getting on the expressway.
I drank the milk and told the exact location, but I still couldn't open my mouth, and I couldn't eat anything but liquid.
Not long after I got in the car, I became confused. When I woke up, I only felt the sound of the engine humming. I was shocked when I saw the dashboard. The speed was 220 per hour and the speed was 6000.
"Give you a wing, you are now a plane, pull over, I want to pee" I drank a lot of water and wanted to go to the toilet.
Wang Yanpei parked the car on the side of the road. I got out of the car and realized that it was on the highway. I had to solve it on the spot. I untied my belt, and when I turned around, I found that the guy in the car was looking at me with a cruel smile.
Let's see tmd, anyway, I pee standing up, and you didn't drink less tea in the afternoon, what do you do when I see you later?
"Why is it you?" I turned around and saw that it was Wang Yanpei, who was still carrying large and small bags.
"I just rushed over when I heard the news that you were hospitalized. I didn't expect you to be discharged so soon." Wang Yanpei said and walked over.
"Thank you for your concern, I still can't die." I turned around and opened the car door and got in.
"My dad wants to see you." Wang Yanpei knew that I had a lot of prejudice against her, so she moved his father out.
"Do you think I can see people like this?" I pointed at my still swollen face and asked angrily.It was Mr. Wang who got me out of the detention center, so I have to show him some face.
"I didn't expect it to turn out like this"
Wang Yanpei defended in a low voice.
"It's a good thing you didn't think about it. If you thought about it, I'd probably be squatting inside right now." I lit a cigarette and started the car.
"What are you doing here?" Just as she was about to shift gears and prepare to leave, Wang Yanpei opened the back door and got into the car. Only then did I see that the things in her hands were all fruit supplements and the like.
"I want to talk to you." Wang Yanpei closed the car door.
"If you want to talk about your boyfriend, get out of the car as soon as possible, I can't do anything," I said indifferently.
"It has nothing to do with him, it's our business." Wang Yanpei looked directly at me.
"What's the matter with us?" I sneered.
"You know." The car was parked outside and was scorched by the sun, and beads of sweat were already oozing from the tip of Wang Yanpei's nose.
"I don't know!" I replied angrily, if Taoist Chengfeng hadn't said that I still have a relationship with her for a long time, I would almost want to drive her out now.
"Can I find a place to sit?" Wang Yanpei made a request.
"I don't have time, I want to go home!" During the short few days of vacation, he was beaten several times, and his homesickness became more and more intense.
"I beg you, can't you?" Wang Yanpei lowered her head and muttered.
It was probably the first time for Wang Yanpei, a rich lady, to ask for help in such a low voice, her face was flushed red.Forget it, let's see what she has to say first.
I turned my head, turned on the air conditioner, and drove away from the hospital.
"Yu Chengfeng, is what you said last night true?" Wang Yanpei led me into a tea house and chose a secluded corner.
I took a sip from my teacup and nodded.
"Who are you?" Wang Yanpei looked me up and down.
What do you think I look like? Why are you looking at me like that? "I replied angrily.
"How do you know so much? And did you do the haunting at the police station in the second half of the night yesterday?" This guy is worthy of being a reporter, so there is no nonsense.
"I don't know anything. I lived such a long life in vain. Is the police station haunted?" I am not your interview subject.
"How old are you, why do you talk so old-fashioned?"
Wang Yanpei still had the heart to laugh.
We are the same age, if I remember correctly, you should be four days older than me. "I finally drank the difference between a hundred and twenty-one pots of tea and five yuan a catty, so I picked up the teapot and poured another cup.
"Did my father tell you? Tell me how old you are first." Wang Yanpei glared at me.
I shook my head without saying a word, took out my soldier ID from my coat pocket and threw it on the table in front of her.
"You, you, who did you learn these skills from?" She picked it up and looked at it, and asked me with a look of astonishment, judging by her expression, I guess I was right.
"Because you died four days earlier than me." I lit my cigarette and took a puff.
"Don't scare me." Fortunately, it was daytime, otherwise my words would probably scare her unconscious.
"Do you think I'm scaring you?" Some things have to be said sooner or later, let's tell her today.
Who was I in my previous life?What happened to the princess you mentioned last night? "
"You were the concubine of the Liang Kingdom in your previous life."
Then who is the real Chengfeng that Tang Ping mentioned? "
"In today's terms, he was your fiancé in the previous life. Later, you were snatched away by the emperor, and he entered Ziyang Temple as a Taoist priest. Ziyang Temple is a branch of Jiejiao..."
I know Jiejiao, I have read the ancient novel of Fengshen Romance, but it seems that there are no good people in it. "Wang Yanpei interrupted me and continued.
"The records in the book are not comprehensive, and it cannot be said that those who cut off teaching are all bad people. It's just that the disciples who cut off teaching pay more attention to the practice of Taoism, and don't follow the rules of the world." I explained with pictures.
"What happened later?" Wang Yanpei's professional habits are not easy to change, and she always speaks in an interview tone.
"Daoist Chengfeng and the imperial concubine couldn't be together until the end, so Taoist Chengfeng set up a formation to make their souls linger after death, waiting for the right time to wake up and continue their relationship." I omitted it.
"Why did it take them so many years to come to us?"
The questions Wang Yanpei asked were very purposeful.
"Everyone's aura is different. Finding someone with exactly the same ratio of five elements' aura is not as easy as finding someone with exactly the same fingerprints, let alone finding two at the same time."
"Why don't they reincarnate directly? Isn't that much more unpleasant?" Wang Yanpei asked again.
"Do you think the legend about Po Meng is also false?" I stubbed out the cigarette.
"Forget everything, what's the point of meeting again."
"Why do you know everything and I don't?" Wang Yanpei asked.
"Because it is Taoist Chengfeng who knows the way! It's not you," I replied with a sneer.
"It's not fair!" This guy actually said such a sentence.
"How can there be so much fairness, am I fair?" I pointed to my still red and swollen face and stood up.
"Don't be angry, sit down first"
Wang Yanpei grabbed my hand.
"let go."
"not loose"
"Let go"
"You can't leave until you finish talking"
"Who said I have to go, I have to pee..."
The toilets in high-end places are also high-end. After washing your hands, there is a hair dryer to help you dry your hands. I fiddled with it curiously for a while before I came out, and saw Wang Yanpei standing outside the toilet waiting for me.
"What are you standing here for?" I asked in surprise.
"I'm afraid you'll run away." The answer made me dumbfounded.
"Chengfeng, do you think that what this person said if he was raped by something is the truth or a lie?" Wang Yanpei grabbed my hand and pulled me back to my seat.
"Oh, sister, you should add your surname, I sound awkward." I don't want to have anything to do with her, I have to go back after I have to say.
"You haven't answered my question yet." Wang Yanpei pouted.
"Under normal circumstances, a person who has been caught in the upper body should not tell lies. This is different from drinking alcohol. You can still lie when you drink too much. It seems that the upper body has no need to lie. Why do you ask this?" I don't understand why she asks such a professional question.
"Tang Ping said some bad things after being raped, I want to know if it's true." Wang Yanpei's face was not very good-looking.
"What did he say?" I was curious.
After questioning for a long time, Wang Yanpei did not say what Tang Ping said, but looking at the increasingly ugly expression on his face, I guessed that he might have mentioned something about the young man's affair, otherwise Wang Yanpei would not have gritted his teeth like this.
"Miss, if there is nothing else, can you let me go?" I looked at my watch and it was past three o'clock.
"There is something, there is one more thing you must help me!" Wang Yanpei looked at me cautiously.
"I can't help with Tang Ping's affairs." I directly blocked the way out for her.
"What can I do? After you left yesterday, he lay there motionless. Now everyone blames me, saying that I attracted that ghost. His mother cried all morning at my house this morning. I cried so much. I dare not go home. If you don’t help me, what will I do?”
Wang Yanpei stomped her feet in a crying voice.
"That's not a ghost." How could I have forgotten this, although Tang Ping's body was on Sanyin Pishui, everyone will definitely blame Wang Yanpei.In addition, although I am angry and do not help Tang Ping, Sanyin Water Relief is feminine in nature, and a ghost without a body dwells on a human body with a Yang soul for a long time, which is not good for both.I can ignore Tang Ping's life and death, but I can't ignore Sanyin Water Relief.
"Yu Chengfeng, please help me. I already know that he is messing around with women outside without telling me. I will definitely not associate with this kind of person, but his mother keeps making trouble like this. What should I do?"
Wang Yanpei burst into tears, causing other guests in the restaurant to look sideways.
"Don't cry, can't I help you?" I rubbed my hands and didn't know how to persuade her.
"Really, it's a deal!" The tears will be gone if you say no, you fucking are a reporter or an actor!
"Don't be too happy, I can't deal with the things on his body alone." I didn't lie to her, the soul of Sanyin Bishui is attached to Tang Ping's yang soul, and I am afraid that Tang Ping's yang will be destroyed if I cast a spell rashly. The soul is pulled out together.
"Then what to do"
Wang Yanpei wanted to cry again.
"Don't pretend, I won't go back on what I promised, can you drive?" The only way now is to go back and pull the diamond cannon back.
"I already have a driver's license, what's wrong?" Wang Yanpei's driving experience is even longer than mine.
"Go back to my hometown and bring Niu Jingang back. I really can't do it myself. I need his help. I can't see clearly now, and I'm sleepy to death. Please help me open it."
"No problem, let's go, let's go now." This Wang Yanpei is impatient.
"Where is your hometown?" Wang Yanpei turned and asked me after getting on the expressway.
I drank the milk and told the exact location, but I still couldn't open my mouth, and I couldn't eat anything but liquid.
Not long after I got in the car, I became confused. When I woke up, I only felt the sound of the engine humming. I was shocked when I saw the dashboard. The speed was 220 per hour and the speed was 6000.
"Give you a wing, you are now a plane, pull over, I want to pee" I drank a lot of water and wanted to go to the toilet.
Wang Yanpei parked the car on the side of the road. I got out of the car and realized that it was on the highway. I had to solve it on the spot. I untied my belt, and when I turned around, I found that the guy in the car was looking at me with a cruel smile.
Let's see tmd, anyway, I pee standing up, and you didn't drink less tea in the afternoon, what do you do when I see you later?
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