Qi Yu Millennium

Zhang Daoling has already returned to the Heavenly Court, so naturally he couldn't hear my angry shouts, but the screams of the sow startled all the residents of the inn, everyone walked out of the room and looked up, pointing at the sow.

Seeing this situation, I could only let go of the black sow's ears, and let the sow jump back into the room again.

In this way, it is natural that we cannot stay here any longer, but just as we were about to leave, we found the small package in the room, the girl Zhang Daoling changed from before had been carrying it.

After pondering for a while, he turned around and walked into the room to open the package. Inside the package was only an irregular bluestone slab, on which there were a few big characters "Troublesome real people, stop at play." These eight characters were engraved with spiritual energy, The strokes are like hooks, vigorous and straight, and you can know that it is the handwriting of Zhang Daoling, the celestial master.

I naturally understand the meaning of the handwriting on this slate. The first half of the sentence 'Troublesome Man' superficially means to cause me trouble, but the deep meaning is to blame me for moving his descendants.And the meaning of the second half of the sentence "Zhi Yu Xi Er" is easier to understand. It means to be kidding me. It not only refers to joking things but also includes things about me molesting other people.

Since ancient times, people have thought that gods do not have the seven emotions and six desires. In fact, that is a misunderstanding. Gods are the same as humans, and they also have the seven emotions and six desires. What is different from ordinary people is that they can control the seven emotions and six desires.I killed five of his descendants, waste four, and he was naturally angry, but he did not lose his mind and confront me head-on, because he also knew that his descendants had indeed lost their morals.Even so, he still felt uncomfortable, so he played tricks on me in the lower realms. This kind of play is not malicious, and naturally it is not a violation of the heavenly rules. Narrow-mindedness has no measure.

On the surface, this incident was just a joke, but I walked more than 20 miles with a sow on my back. This incident will definitely become the subject of other immortals to tease me in the future.I must get this place back, and when I have a cultivation level above Golden Immortal in the future, I have to find something for him to carry on his back, otherwise I will lose my face.

"Hey, hey!" The sow's humming interrupted my thoughts.

Looking back at this sow with yellow mud on its head, I shook my head and smiled wryly again. It was a strange feeling that a quarter of an hour she was a beautiful woman, but the next moment she was an ugly sow.The resulting sequelae is that when I see a beautiful woman for a long time in the future, I can't help but wonder if she is a pig.

"Don't hum, you're a good enough pig." I shook my head and smiled wryly at the sow, then walked towards the door, thought for a while, turned around and led the sow out of the door together. Taking it up into the clouds and leaving the inn, the residents of the inn also had the honor to pay their respects to the pig flying in the sky once. 'When they got to the wilderness, they put it down. In ancient times, pigs ate grass, and they were fed grass in captivity at home, because no one was willing to feed them with grain, so they could live in the wild as well.

The emptiness of the field and the early morning mountain breeze gradually dispelled the depression in my heart, and I no longer hated Zhang Daoling for teasing me. Thinking differently, if someone killed my descendants, relatives and disciples, I might be very annoyed, maybe Not as magnanimous as him, with this thought, the knot in my heart was gradually relieved, and my mood gradually improved.

Immortals can purify themselves, that is to say, immortals do not need to take a bath, because the filth and dust in the world will not contaminate us at all, but the clothes they wear are not good. My robe smells like pigs. Find a place to wash off.

Thinking of this, I quickly found a clear stream in the mountains and took off the clothes I was wearing to wash them. At first, I wanted to wash only the robes, but after washing the robes, I felt that the robes also had a peculiar smell, so I took off the robes as well. After cleaning, I went back and forth until the end was completely bare, and I simply jumped into the stream to take a bath.

Leaning in the stream, the legend of fairies descending to take a bath suddenly appeared in my mind, and I secretly admired the stupidity of the ancients, because fairies were so clean that they didn’t need to take a bath, and even if they took a bath, ordinary people would not steal their clothes. If a mortal can't feel it when she is close to her, then she is not a fairy.

Once the thinking diverges, it is like a powerful and unconstrained style. From fairy bathing to fairy descending, from fairy descending to fairy giving birth, it is certain whether fairies have fertility.Because immortals are not eunuchs, female immortals can still have children, and male immortals are still fertile, there is no doubt about it.But why are there so few immortals who combine and leave offspring? There are four reasons for this problem. First, most immortals are seventy-eighty old when they ascend. Not serious.

The second reason is that gods have a strong self-control ability, especially in terms of their own sexuality. In short, gods are determined by their hearts, while mortals are controlled by others. Organs call the shots.

The third reason is that immortals generally cannot find a suitable partner, because there are not many young immortals of the same age, and because they are young and ascended, they are inevitably arrogant. Two people who think highly of themselves cannot be combined. As the saying goes: An idiot rides a good horse, and a clever wife often sleeps with a clumsy husband.These words seem to be a complaint on the surface, but in fact they are a common phenomenon in the world. Those beautiful ladies usually marry away the ugly but submissive man, because this kind of man gives women A pampered sense of superiority.Those men who chased Lu Bu Wen Sai Li Du usually married some ordinary women, because such women can make men feel the pride of being looked up to.In the final analysis, two very good men and women are very difficult to get along with. Respecting each other as guests is just a nonsense. Looking at all successful marriages, there must be one person who is half-higher, and one person who must be humble. "17k is the only genuine version, and reading the genuine version can lead to a good death."

The last reason is that gods generally do not combine with mortals. Immortals are pure people who have eliminated the turbidity in their bodies, while mortals have a lot of filth.Heaven also strictly forbids this from happening, otherwise the offspring will be hybrids between mortals and gods. Both parents are immortals, and the offspring can share the merits of their parents.If only one of the parents is a fairy, then their offspring will be extremely difficult to position themselves. This situation is the same as the prohibition of intermarriage between humans and animals.

Relentlessly soaking in the stream for a long time, he finally walked out of the stream and put on his clothes, steamed them dry with pure yang aura, looked around and thought about what to do next.

One of the four sects in front of me has gone, and there are still Pilu Temple, Qingliang Dongfu and Sanxian Island. I will go to these three sects sooner or later, and I am not in a hurry.At this time, even if the Civil War broke out, my parents were still in Jiankang City, so I had to find a way to take the two elders to a safe place to live up to their old age.There is one more thing that should be done, and that is to find Lin Yicheng. The reason why I want to find Lin Yicheng has a deep meaning. He took good care of it and stayed with me to assist the Yang family Jinlong in the future.

When I think of Lin Yicheng, I immediately feel a kind of joyful excitement. He knows my background. After I find him, I can talk to him about the past. Being alone during this period of time is almost suffocating me.

But China's territory is really too big, Lin Yicheng's breath is different after he came here, I can't use magic to find him at all, the only thing I can be sure of is that he should be a low-level official at this time, because When I saw Mei Zhu earlier, Mei Zhu's aura of blessing had already produced a phantom, which indicated that Lin Yicheng had already entered the officialdom.It is difficult to find ordinary people, but it is relatively easy to find officials.

Although it is easier to find officials, it does not happen overnight. The best way is to start with the palaces of the three countries today, and let them issue notices to the officials under their jurisdiction, and let Lin Yicheng contact me after learning about it.

Now that I had an idea in my mind, I immediately rushed to Jiankang in Tengyun. There are three things to do when I go to Jiankang. The first thing is to transfer my parents and family members.The second thing is to find Lin Yicheng through Xiao Yan, the war is about to start, I am worried that Lin Yicheng will lose his life in the war.The third thing is to observe the current situation and see if Wen Xiaofeng can find Chen Baxian.

In addition, I must also pay attention to one point, that is, my return has caused a shift in the historical trajectory, that is to say, things that may have happened before may not happen now, and things that did not happen before may also happen now. All I need to do is to keep the general direction unchanged, which is hard work.In other words, it’s not that I find a cool place to lie down and sleep, and things will develop according to the established direction. If I don’t intervene, things may go astray. If the deviation is too large, even if I prove it later. It is difficult to make corrections and changes after taking the position of Daluo.

After arriving in Jiankang, I first came to the palace to see Xiao Yan, and quietly lowered my head to ask for permission. These soldiers had known me for a long time, and they no longer panicked at this time, but quickly informed Xiao Yan that I was asking for permission outside the palace. Yan's health had begun to deteriorate at this time, and he was taking a nap in the side hall, but when he heard my arrival, he still greeted me personally, and warmly welcomed me into the side hall.

I explained the purpose of my visit and asked him to send a decree to convey the message for me. Xiao Yan did not immediately agree, but signaled the eunuch to bring the Four Treasures of the Study and let me write down the content of the decree first.

I am not unhappy about this, because Xiao Yan is the king of a country, and his attitude towards me is an exception. If the content I post has a bad impact on his country in his opinion, he will definitely not replace me conveyed.

I picked up the pen and pondered for a while, and finally shook my wrist and wrote a few lines, "Mr. Lin, I have already found Secretary Mei. If you see this, light a piece of incense and read my Taoist name, and I will be able to find you." .”

After finishing writing, he raised his hand and handed it to Xiao Yan. Xiao Yan frowned immediately when he took it. Not only was he not used to my writing style, but he also didn't understand why these sentences were so different from the current grammar, but he could read It does no harm to his country to say what I have written.

"Writing, please tell me." Xiao Yan raised his hand and handed the paper with handwriting to the eunuch next to him.The writing he was talking about was a document that was lower than the imperial decree, and it was not formal but it was okay.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, I will leave you poorly." I thanked Xiao Yanji, and then prepared to leave.

"Really, please stay. There are three things I don't understand, and I hope the real person can enlighten me." Xiao Yan said to stay with me.

"Please speak, Your Majesty." I turned around and spoke.Xiao Yan is pretty good to me, I have troubled him three times, and answered his three questions exactly...

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At the beginning of the month, I set a goal of adding 20 chapters with a word count of more than 20. It was calculated based on the monthly update of 15 and adding 5 words. Now the number of words is ok, but the chapters are still short of 8 more. It is no longer a VIP reminder, I am not in debt, but I took the initiative to add it to thank you for your support. The short 8 will be added next month, and the goal in October is 10 words.