The Merry Executioner

Chen Jie was doing Li Dong face by agreeing to attend this kind of deceptive teacher-student meeting, so don't expect him to arrive on time at all.Seeing that the venue was full, but the conference could not start yet, Li Dong was already anxious.If it was another teacher like this, he simply wouldn't wait, and would swear at him afterwards.But Chen Jie is different, he now knows that he cannot afford to offend this person.

Finally, Chen Jie appeared in casual clothes.He walked up to the front stage swaggeringly from among the parents and freshmen. Many students and parents were wondering what the origin of this young man was, and his spectrum was bigger than the dean of the college they had known before.

Seeing Chen Jie coming, Li Dong secretly heaved a sigh of relief and announced the start of the meeting.In China, the format of most similar meetings is the same, that is, the leader keeps speaking.Fortunately, this is a university, and the participants are all curious freshmen and parents.Li Dong still delivered an impassioned speech, the content of which was nothing more than welcoming new students, and then bragging about the teaching strength and faculty of the School of Humanities.

What he said was enough to make the ignorant students and parents in the audience full of expectations for the next four years, and kept sighing what a wise choice it was to come to Qibin University and the School of Humanities.However, in Chen Jie's ears, these were all nonsense.He has been working here for a while, and he has already understood the current situation of Chinese universities.

After Li Dong finished speaking, he began to introduce the college's counselors to students and parents. The counselor in charge of this year's freshmen was a counselor named Cui Xingqiang, who was about the same age as another counselor, Hao Tian.Hearing Li Dong's introduction, he couldn't help feeling a sense of satisfaction in his heart, and he gave a very proud speech.

The next step is to introduce the teachers of the college, and Chen Jie is one of the representatives.Seeing the previous teachers standing on the stage talking and showing how noble their teacher's morality is, he was so dismissive that he almost fell asleep.

According to Li Dong's arrangement, it finally came to the finale, Chen Jie. "Next, I would like to introduce to you an outstanding young teacher from the School of Humanities, Mr. Chen Jie. Mr. Chen Jie graduated from Harvard University in the United States and is currently teaching in the Chinese Department of our school."

After hearing this introduction, the audience's reaction was similar to that of his colleagues when Chen Jie came to work on the first day.Reality marvels that he graduated from a world-renowned university, and then wonders how a person who graduated from abroad can return to China to teach Chinese.

Chen Jie ignored those, he stood up and started talking with the microphone. "Students and parents, I will skip the polite words and bragging content here. Let me declare in advance that what I am going to say next may not like you very much, or you may be very disappointed. If you really Seeing that I am unhappy, you can leave now, or you can go to the school to report me."

This strange opening remark caused an uproar in the audience.Chen Jie paused for a while, "Then, the students here must feel that they have been admitted to a prestigious school and will be able to stand out in the future. The parents present must also be proud of your children and believe that they will become dragons and phoenixes in the future. " There was a pause again, "Then you are very wrong."

The originally quiet audience began to be noisy.Chen Jie continued, "You think university is a place to learn, you think such a famous school will be an ivory tower for children, you think teachers have high morality, you think the school is responsible for every child, you think four After [-] years, you will become a high-paying family. Hehe, you are so wrong again."

Hearing this, not only the people in the audience became confused, but even Li Dong's hands began to sweat coldly.He didn't know what Chen Jie was doing, but he didn't dare to go up and stop it, otherwise he would not only offend Chen Jie, but also make freshmen and parents laugh at him.

"Current universities, without exception, are very dirty places. If your children don't pay attention, they will form an indissoluble bond with failing exams, retaking exams, unspoken rules, premarital sex, foster care, and even alcohol and drug abuse. And After four years, most people will realize that it was a mistake to study their major, that the school lied to them, and even think that going to college was a mistake."

The more Chen Jie talked, the more he went too far, and some parents in the audience quit. "I said, Mr. Chen, what do you mean by all this? Is our child still going to drop out of school?" It is already polite to say this. "This teacher, a person with a dirty mind like you, who promotes this kind of stuff as soon as the students come, how can we teach our children well in the future."

Then several parents were about to leave on the spot, and even threatened to have the school expel him.Chen Jie was not flustered at all, calm and composed, "I admit, my thinking is really not very good, but I could have said something you like to hear, and then quietly earned my salary, watching your children step by step. Going into confusion, why offend people here."

Hearing this, many sensible parents quieted down. "What I want to tell you is that you and your children should immediately wake up from the dream of being named on the gold list. The phenomena I mentioned abound on campus. Even if I don't tell you today, I will tell you about them at home. Listen. Do you want your children to think that everything is good in the world now, and then collapse their own worldview and morality in the face of the facts, or do you want them to guide them earlier, to position themselves and clarify the direction."

Speaking of this, people really understood his intentions, the venue restored order, and the big stone in Li Dong's heart finally fell to the ground.Then, Chen Jie expressed his point of view. Even if the university is so dirty, he still has to go to it. Even if he can't learn the knowledge from books, he still needs to experience the edification of higher education.

Most people who study philosophy are like this. Chen Jie graduated from a philosophy major, and of course he is no exception. That is to completely deny your values ​​first, and then instill his values ​​in you.When he finished speaking, the audience even remembered the sparse applause.

After the meeting was over, Chen Jie went straight to the staff cafeteria.After talking on stage for a long time, I was already hungry.Li Zhiming called him at this time, "I said, I have investigated the Song Bailu you mentioned for a long time, but basically found nothing. It is said that the relationship between that girl and Li Kai is not very close. .”

Chen Jie thought for a while, and then showed an extremely wretched smile, "Don't worry, the investigation will fail, we can play voyeurism."