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269 Female Frequency Tang Monk
Yi Bingshui and Li Kai had dinner, because it was Saturday, and Li Kai was going to a nightclub, but Yi Bingshui didn't want to go, so she went back to school alone, read a book for a while, and found it boring, so she went online to play "Journey to the West" 3", she didn't play this kind of confrontational game originally, but Li Kai was playing, and some of her classmates were also playing, so she registered an account and chose Tang Seng, [Here I want to explain, the system is for To attract female players, Tang Seng has a female frequency] Now his female Tang Seng is still a fairy.
She got on the machine, shot a few little monsters, and saw a weird house, she couldn't help but went forward to check it out.
But just as she controlled Tang Seng to approach, a white light hit her, and she was dizzy for a while. When she woke up, she heard a strange voice, but she didn't know what she said. She was studying German, but the voice was a bit like The Japs on the TV talk.
This is, a mob hit Tang Seng, and Yi Bingshui felt his arm hurt, what's going on.
At this time, another mob hit Tang Seng, this time Tang Seng's hand was bleeding, and Yi Bingshui felt that his hand was in sharp pain, and it was also bleeding.
Yi Bingshui was terrified, he kept screaming.
But it was really strange, she called for a long time, but no one came.
At this time, a person slowly said in strange Chinese: "Don't shout, you only have three lives, that is to say, if Tang Seng dies three times, then you will die too. Okay, play the game for me , be careful not to die!."
Yi Bingshui's face turned black with fright, she stammered and asked: "Who are you, who are you?"
The voice said: "I am Amaterasu, little girl, you'd better play the game well, remember, don't die."
Yi Bingshui fainted when she heard the cold voice.
Yi Bingshui woke up and found herself in a Buddhist temple. She heard a woman saying to herself: "Actually, I have been waiting for someone here today. Last night, I had a strange dream. I dreamed that the Buddha told I, today I will meet a predestined person in this place. Today, I will come to the temple early in the morning, until I meet you in the afternoon, I think you are probably the person who the Buddha asked me to wait for."
Yi Bingshui was a little suspicious, looking at the woman blankly, a little puzzled, and a little bit at a loss, she knew that this woman was a PC, but she didn't know what to do.There are also some firm things in her character. It seems that she must have fallen under the Japanese spell, so when she comes here, she has to find a way.She didn't know if she could go back, but just as she thought about going back, she saw a flash of white light, and she realized that she was sitting by the computer desk.She wanted to go in by herself, ah, she returned to the Buddhist temple by herself.
Now, she was relieved, she was able to travel through, which made her wake up from the horror.
In the game, the sky gradually darkened, but Yi Bingshui was still on the spot, not knowing where to go.
The woman seemed to see her problem, and smiled gently: "If you don't mind, why don't you go back with me first, and make plans tomorrow."
Yi Bingshui nodded, and thought: "It seems that there is no better way, or there is no better way than this way. However, I am a female Tang monk, how did I become like this?"
Seeing that she agreed, the woman stood up and said: "Your clothes don't seem to be suitable, why don't you still wear the 'veil'." Yi Bingshui was very grateful to see her so careful and meticulous.Put on the "black gauze" obediently, and go down the mountain with her.
Where the woman took Yi Bingshui to, Yi Bingshui was really tired after tossing around for a whole day, so she fell asleep and fell asleep.
On the second day, Yi Bingshui woke up and found that a well-fitting women's ancient costume had been prepared in the room.Yi Bingshui had just finished washing up when a little girl named Xiao Wu came in and said, "Little lady, my wife told you to come over."
Yi Bingshui saw that her eyebrows were very cold, and thought to herself, Madam treats me like this, don't be at odds with other people's family, it's not beautiful.Little girl, how can I find a way to coax her.Seeing that she didn't care about him, he purposely chatted up with her out of words: "Sister Fifth, your rouge is so beautiful."
Xiao Wu'er glanced at her and ignored her.Yi Bingshui said again: "Little sister Wu, what kind of powder did you use? It smells so good." Xiao Wu walked forward on her own, still ignoring her.
Yi Bingshui saw that she was annoying, so she suddenly smiled and said: "Sister Wu, look what is on your skirt, where is it crawling..."
Xiao Wu saw that she thought some kind of bug was crawling on her skirt, she was startled, and hurriedly turned her head to look.
Yi Bingshui said with a smile: "Ah, it turned out to be a bird embroidered on it. I thought it was real."
Seeing that Xiao Wu was furious, Yi Bingshui smiled and said, "Good sister, don't be angry, it's my fault tonight, my sister will make an apology for you, and another day, my sister will buy you candy." Yi Bingshui immediately knew that Tang In modern times, it is inevitable to use the ancient language in the natural address.Knowing that the word girl did not exist in the Tang Dynasty, the word elder sister does not seem to refer to elder sister, but the real elder sister should be called elder sister...
Xiao Wu was stalked by her, angry and funny, seeing her talking funny, couldn't help but burst out laughing.Yi Bingshui took the opportunity to grab her hand and said: "Good little Wu, you are only beautiful when you smile."
Xiao Wu became happy and laughed even more.After a while, they talked and laughed with Yi Bingshui.
When the woman saw it from the window, she couldn't help smiling, and said to herself, "What a lovely person."
Yi Bingshui talked and laughed with Xiao Wu for a while, and he already knew that his wife's surname is Li, and her husband's surname is Yuan, and they belong to the family of officials.Originally living in the capital, his ancestral home is in Shandong, so he is not considered a local.Just because I came back to my hometown to visit the tomb, I came here to be a pilgrim.I have lived here for a while, and this morning my wife said that she was going to pack up and prepare to leave.Only then did Yi Bingshui feel relieved, thinking that there were naturally many human traffickers in ancient times, but the woman didn't look like a bad person no matter what, so she happily went to see the woman.
Seeing Yi Bingshui coming in, Mrs. Yuan smiled slightly and said: "Little lady, I have something I want to discuss with you. I don't know if it is possible."
People in the Tang Dynasty were not called like later generations. Women did not follow their husband's surname after marriage, and servants did not call their masters "lords".There are high-quality officials and officials, generally called positions or ranks.The common people's family members call the mistress "Lady", but Mrs. Yuan is called "Madame" because she is an official family, so she is called "Mrs. Yuan".
"Then I will be bold," the woman said, "It is fate that I met the young lady in the temple, and I like your temperament very much.
Yi Bingshui said heartily: "You are so kind, it doesn't count if you let me eat and drink for nothing, but you want me to eat and drink for nothing for a long time. You can't find such a good thing with a lantern." The best thing is the best thing, and he said: "My wife loves me wrongly, how can I ask Yi Bingshui to repay her kindness. It's just that my wife is very young, how can Yi Bingshui be worthy of it."
Seeing her answer, the women couldn't help being overjoyed and said, "Yes, yes. My eldest daughter is 16 years old, and my second daughter is [-] years old. If you are willing to be my daughter, it will make people very happy."
Yi Bingshui saw that there was no need to refuse, and hurried forward to pay respects to his mother.The women called out happily: "Son, what's your name?" Holding Yi Bingshui's hand, the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, and said: "My son's beauty is truly unparalleled in the world."
Yi Bingshui was a little embarrassed by her praise, and said with a smile: "Master, my name is Yi Bingshui, and my father is a businessman. My mother is the most beautiful, unmatched."
Madam Yuan called everyone to meet the new master.The sudden appearance of Yin Yi Bingshui can be said to be of unknown origin.Yi Bingshui didn't dare to say that she came from thousands of years later, but only vaguely said that she fell asleep in the Buddhist hall for some reason, and when she woke up, she disappeared from her family.Fortunately, Mrs. Yuan did not pursue her origin, but instead told everyone that Yi Bingshui was originally her natal niece and covered it up for her.Now that I have recognized my goddaughter, from now on, I will be everyone's serious master, and I want everyone to serve her wholeheartedly.Then let Yi Bingshui choose a girl she likes and serve her specially.Yi Bingshui asked for Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu was also very happy, following behind her with bouncing jumps.
The current female Tang Seng looks exactly like Yi Bingshui, only wearing a casual silk top and denim. Looking at her clothes, she can't help feeling a lot of emotion.I thought to myself, do I have to be an ancient man from now on?
While thinking about it, Xiao Wu walked over with a smile, pointed to her little bag, and said, "Miss, this is all you need."
Yi Bingshui was stunned when she called her, but she already knew that the people of Tang called her mistress and daughters "women", or they were called "jiniang" by ranking. Madam Yuan was called madam because of her rank, so she had to Responding: "Don't look at the small baggage, but it is the most precious thing, you have to put it away for me." These things were brought by her from another world, and the only connection with that world now is them.Thinking of this, a sudden burst of loneliness came to my heart, and I felt sad.
Seeing her like this, Xiao Wu said, "Little lady, we can go shopping."
She is a little girl at heart, so she naturally looks at people according to her own joy. On weekdays, she follows Madam, and she is very happy to see Madam shopping. But I dare not imagine.
So, seeing that Yi Bingshui was unhappy, she asked her to go shopping.
After hearing this, Yi Bingshui felt that going shopping would make her feel better, so she said, "By the way, Xiao Wu, let's go out. Xiao Wu, let's go."
Xiao Wu said, "It's not okay to go out like this."
Yi Bingshui said: "Why not, I will go out like this."
Xiao Wu laughed and said, "Unless the lady becomes a man."
"When you become a man, you become a man." Yi Bingshui thought of an idea, and she smiled, "You get me a men's suit."
Xiao Wu looked at Madam, Madam thought for a while and nodded in agreement.Give orders to have men prepare men's clothes for Yi Bingshui.Yi Bingshui was depressed by the title of "lady", so she changed into men's clothing. People called him "Langjun" according to the address of the young master at the time, or "Sanlang" in order, which sounds better The "lady" or "second mother" is much more comfortable, so she is more determined to wear men's clothes.
The carriage is ready for departure.In the carriage, Yi Bingshui asked a question, only to realize that it is the seventh year of Zhenguan.
Yi Bingshui went all the way and calculated: The seven years of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty?Is it the year of AD?Zhenguan is Li Shimin's year name.The founding of the Tang Dynasty was in 618. Li Yuan was the emperor for a few years before passing it on to Li Shimin, so the seventh year of Zhenguan should be about 630 years.Yi Bingshui majored in foreign languages. She always only remembers stories but not the year in history. It is not easy to remember the date of the founding of the Tang Dynasty.
Yi Bingshui's calculation is not too far away, the seventh year of Zhenguan is exactly 632 AD.
Yi Bingshui thought to himself: From 2013 to 632, God!A difference of more than 1000 years, ....
Yi Bingshui was full of thoughts all the way, excited for a while, and dazed for a while, and looked at Wu'er inexplicably.
Yi Bingshui walked all the way, looking around casually.They bought some things in the street, and then walked to a stone gate, where they were blocked by a group of guards, who shouted loudly: "The mountain is closed today, no one is allowed to pass through." One of them had a face like a hedgehog with a pointed nose The guards were like driving cattle, urging them to leave quickly.
Seeing this group of people being rude, Yi Bingshui wondered: "Is this the road you opened? Or the tree you planted?"
The guard of "Mountain Pig" said arrogantly: "What a mess, get out!"
Yi Bingshui originally saw that they didn't like Feng Shan inexplicably, but he was annoyed when he saw him uttering bad words, so he smiled at Xiao Wu: "Everyone says good dogs don't block the way. Why is there a bad dog here?"
"Wild Pig" said angrily, "Boy, who do you think is not a good dog?"
Yi Bingshui smiled and said again: "I'm sorry, are you a good dog?"
Seeing that Yi Bingshui said he was a good dog, "Wild Pig" realized that he had been fooled, and became angry and angry: "Who are you calling a good dog?"
Yi Bingshui smiled and said, "It's not good to say you're not a good dog, and it's not good to say you're a good dog, so what are you? Oh, I see, it turns out to be—"
"What is it?" "Wild Pig" raised his voice, screaming angrily.
"It turned out to be a big vicious dog!" Yi Bingshui said in a long voice.The echo in the valley was extremely loud, and her long voice was reversed, and it sounded like it was a big vicious dog—a vicious dog—a vicious dog—
The guards couldn't help laughing when they heard this.
The wild boar was furious, and stabbed directly at Yi Bingshui with the tip of the spear.
Yi Bingshui is a spirit fairy, and said: "Good job. There was a flash of sword light, and there was a "Dang", and the tip of the spear was put aside.
During the fight, Yi Bingshui uttered a few lines of poetry, but heard a voice behind him: "Little brother, good at poetry, good at martial arts."
When Yi Bingshui looked back, he turned out to be a young military general with a silver helmet and black armor. When the guards saw him bowed and saluted, he was obviously the leader of the guards.Yi Bingshui saw that although the visitor was dressed in military attire, his appearance could not conceal his elegance and handsomeness, and his behavior was polite, so he knew that there might not be much fun to watch today.Seeing him boasting about his poetic talent, he shook his head and said nonsense: "It's average, it's the third best in the world."
The silver-helmed general was startled when he heard this: "'Ordinary, the third in the world'. But I don't know who is the first and second."
What Yi Bingshui said was just a matter of mouth, there is no such thing as first or second.Hearing this question from him, I was very happy, thinking that the ancients really had no sense of humor.But his face remained calm, and he said in a serious manner: "It's a pity that Xiongtai has never heard of one of the best people in the world. It's a pity."
General Xuanjia said: "I would like to hear the details."
While talking, Yi Bingshui thought about how to deal with it, and thought: Li Dunai is the most outstanding poet in Tang Dynasty, but it is a pity that he has not yet been born.If the four masters of the early Tang Dynasty were moved out, it would not show their cleverness.He made up his mind and said, "Of course it's Li Da and Du Er."
"Li Da? Du Er? Who is that?" General Xuanjia looked bewildered.
She got on the machine, shot a few little monsters, and saw a weird house, she couldn't help but went forward to check it out.
But just as she controlled Tang Seng to approach, a white light hit her, and she was dizzy for a while. When she woke up, she heard a strange voice, but she didn't know what she said. She was studying German, but the voice was a bit like The Japs on the TV talk.
This is, a mob hit Tang Seng, and Yi Bingshui felt his arm hurt, what's going on.
At this time, another mob hit Tang Seng, this time Tang Seng's hand was bleeding, and Yi Bingshui felt that his hand was in sharp pain, and it was also bleeding.
Yi Bingshui was terrified, he kept screaming.
But it was really strange, she called for a long time, but no one came.
At this time, a person slowly said in strange Chinese: "Don't shout, you only have three lives, that is to say, if Tang Seng dies three times, then you will die too. Okay, play the game for me , be careful not to die!."
Yi Bingshui's face turned black with fright, she stammered and asked: "Who are you, who are you?"
The voice said: "I am Amaterasu, little girl, you'd better play the game well, remember, don't die."
Yi Bingshui fainted when she heard the cold voice.
Yi Bingshui woke up and found herself in a Buddhist temple. She heard a woman saying to herself: "Actually, I have been waiting for someone here today. Last night, I had a strange dream. I dreamed that the Buddha told I, today I will meet a predestined person in this place. Today, I will come to the temple early in the morning, until I meet you in the afternoon, I think you are probably the person who the Buddha asked me to wait for."
Yi Bingshui was a little suspicious, looking at the woman blankly, a little puzzled, and a little bit at a loss, she knew that this woman was a PC, but she didn't know what to do.There are also some firm things in her character. It seems that she must have fallen under the Japanese spell, so when she comes here, she has to find a way.She didn't know if she could go back, but just as she thought about going back, she saw a flash of white light, and she realized that she was sitting by the computer desk.She wanted to go in by herself, ah, she returned to the Buddhist temple by herself.
Now, she was relieved, she was able to travel through, which made her wake up from the horror.
In the game, the sky gradually darkened, but Yi Bingshui was still on the spot, not knowing where to go.
The woman seemed to see her problem, and smiled gently: "If you don't mind, why don't you go back with me first, and make plans tomorrow."
Yi Bingshui nodded, and thought: "It seems that there is no better way, or there is no better way than this way. However, I am a female Tang monk, how did I become like this?"
Seeing that she agreed, the woman stood up and said: "Your clothes don't seem to be suitable, why don't you still wear the 'veil'." Yi Bingshui was very grateful to see her so careful and meticulous.Put on the "black gauze" obediently, and go down the mountain with her.
Where the woman took Yi Bingshui to, Yi Bingshui was really tired after tossing around for a whole day, so she fell asleep and fell asleep.
On the second day, Yi Bingshui woke up and found that a well-fitting women's ancient costume had been prepared in the room.Yi Bingshui had just finished washing up when a little girl named Xiao Wu came in and said, "Little lady, my wife told you to come over."
Yi Bingshui saw that her eyebrows were very cold, and thought to herself, Madam treats me like this, don't be at odds with other people's family, it's not beautiful.Little girl, how can I find a way to coax her.Seeing that she didn't care about him, he purposely chatted up with her out of words: "Sister Fifth, your rouge is so beautiful."
Xiao Wu'er glanced at her and ignored her.Yi Bingshui said again: "Little sister Wu, what kind of powder did you use? It smells so good." Xiao Wu walked forward on her own, still ignoring her.
Yi Bingshui saw that she was annoying, so she suddenly smiled and said: "Sister Wu, look what is on your skirt, where is it crawling..."
Xiao Wu saw that she thought some kind of bug was crawling on her skirt, she was startled, and hurriedly turned her head to look.
Yi Bingshui said with a smile: "Ah, it turned out to be a bird embroidered on it. I thought it was real."
Seeing that Xiao Wu was furious, Yi Bingshui smiled and said, "Good sister, don't be angry, it's my fault tonight, my sister will make an apology for you, and another day, my sister will buy you candy." Yi Bingshui immediately knew that Tang In modern times, it is inevitable to use the ancient language in the natural address.Knowing that the word girl did not exist in the Tang Dynasty, the word elder sister does not seem to refer to elder sister, but the real elder sister should be called elder sister...
Xiao Wu was stalked by her, angry and funny, seeing her talking funny, couldn't help but burst out laughing.Yi Bingshui took the opportunity to grab her hand and said: "Good little Wu, you are only beautiful when you smile."
Xiao Wu became happy and laughed even more.After a while, they talked and laughed with Yi Bingshui.
When the woman saw it from the window, she couldn't help smiling, and said to herself, "What a lovely person."
Yi Bingshui talked and laughed with Xiao Wu for a while, and he already knew that his wife's surname is Li, and her husband's surname is Yuan, and they belong to the family of officials.Originally living in the capital, his ancestral home is in Shandong, so he is not considered a local.Just because I came back to my hometown to visit the tomb, I came here to be a pilgrim.I have lived here for a while, and this morning my wife said that she was going to pack up and prepare to leave.Only then did Yi Bingshui feel relieved, thinking that there were naturally many human traffickers in ancient times, but the woman didn't look like a bad person no matter what, so she happily went to see the woman.
Seeing Yi Bingshui coming in, Mrs. Yuan smiled slightly and said: "Little lady, I have something I want to discuss with you. I don't know if it is possible."
People in the Tang Dynasty were not called like later generations. Women did not follow their husband's surname after marriage, and servants did not call their masters "lords".There are high-quality officials and officials, generally called positions or ranks.The common people's family members call the mistress "Lady", but Mrs. Yuan is called "Madame" because she is an official family, so she is called "Mrs. Yuan".
"Then I will be bold," the woman said, "It is fate that I met the young lady in the temple, and I like your temperament very much.
Yi Bingshui said heartily: "You are so kind, it doesn't count if you let me eat and drink for nothing, but you want me to eat and drink for nothing for a long time. You can't find such a good thing with a lantern." The best thing is the best thing, and he said: "My wife loves me wrongly, how can I ask Yi Bingshui to repay her kindness. It's just that my wife is very young, how can Yi Bingshui be worthy of it."
Seeing her answer, the women couldn't help being overjoyed and said, "Yes, yes. My eldest daughter is 16 years old, and my second daughter is [-] years old. If you are willing to be my daughter, it will make people very happy."
Yi Bingshui saw that there was no need to refuse, and hurried forward to pay respects to his mother.The women called out happily: "Son, what's your name?" Holding Yi Bingshui's hand, the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, and said: "My son's beauty is truly unparalleled in the world."
Yi Bingshui was a little embarrassed by her praise, and said with a smile: "Master, my name is Yi Bingshui, and my father is a businessman. My mother is the most beautiful, unmatched."
Madam Yuan called everyone to meet the new master.The sudden appearance of Yin Yi Bingshui can be said to be of unknown origin.Yi Bingshui didn't dare to say that she came from thousands of years later, but only vaguely said that she fell asleep in the Buddhist hall for some reason, and when she woke up, she disappeared from her family.Fortunately, Mrs. Yuan did not pursue her origin, but instead told everyone that Yi Bingshui was originally her natal niece and covered it up for her.Now that I have recognized my goddaughter, from now on, I will be everyone's serious master, and I want everyone to serve her wholeheartedly.Then let Yi Bingshui choose a girl she likes and serve her specially.Yi Bingshui asked for Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu was also very happy, following behind her with bouncing jumps.
The current female Tang Seng looks exactly like Yi Bingshui, only wearing a casual silk top and denim. Looking at her clothes, she can't help feeling a lot of emotion.I thought to myself, do I have to be an ancient man from now on?
While thinking about it, Xiao Wu walked over with a smile, pointed to her little bag, and said, "Miss, this is all you need."
Yi Bingshui was stunned when she called her, but she already knew that the people of Tang called her mistress and daughters "women", or they were called "jiniang" by ranking. Madam Yuan was called madam because of her rank, so she had to Responding: "Don't look at the small baggage, but it is the most precious thing, you have to put it away for me." These things were brought by her from another world, and the only connection with that world now is them.Thinking of this, a sudden burst of loneliness came to my heart, and I felt sad.
Seeing her like this, Xiao Wu said, "Little lady, we can go shopping."
She is a little girl at heart, so she naturally looks at people according to her own joy. On weekdays, she follows Madam, and she is very happy to see Madam shopping. But I dare not imagine.
So, seeing that Yi Bingshui was unhappy, she asked her to go shopping.
After hearing this, Yi Bingshui felt that going shopping would make her feel better, so she said, "By the way, Xiao Wu, let's go out. Xiao Wu, let's go."
Xiao Wu said, "It's not okay to go out like this."
Yi Bingshui said: "Why not, I will go out like this."
Xiao Wu laughed and said, "Unless the lady becomes a man."
"When you become a man, you become a man." Yi Bingshui thought of an idea, and she smiled, "You get me a men's suit."
Xiao Wu looked at Madam, Madam thought for a while and nodded in agreement.Give orders to have men prepare men's clothes for Yi Bingshui.Yi Bingshui was depressed by the title of "lady", so she changed into men's clothing. People called him "Langjun" according to the address of the young master at the time, or "Sanlang" in order, which sounds better The "lady" or "second mother" is much more comfortable, so she is more determined to wear men's clothes.
The carriage is ready for departure.In the carriage, Yi Bingshui asked a question, only to realize that it is the seventh year of Zhenguan.
Yi Bingshui went all the way and calculated: The seven years of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty?Is it the year of AD?Zhenguan is Li Shimin's year name.The founding of the Tang Dynasty was in 618. Li Yuan was the emperor for a few years before passing it on to Li Shimin, so the seventh year of Zhenguan should be about 630 years.Yi Bingshui majored in foreign languages. She always only remembers stories but not the year in history. It is not easy to remember the date of the founding of the Tang Dynasty.
Yi Bingshui's calculation is not too far away, the seventh year of Zhenguan is exactly 632 AD.
Yi Bingshui thought to himself: From 2013 to 632, God!A difference of more than 1000 years, ....
Yi Bingshui was full of thoughts all the way, excited for a while, and dazed for a while, and looked at Wu'er inexplicably.
Yi Bingshui walked all the way, looking around casually.They bought some things in the street, and then walked to a stone gate, where they were blocked by a group of guards, who shouted loudly: "The mountain is closed today, no one is allowed to pass through." One of them had a face like a hedgehog with a pointed nose The guards were like driving cattle, urging them to leave quickly.
Seeing this group of people being rude, Yi Bingshui wondered: "Is this the road you opened? Or the tree you planted?"
The guard of "Mountain Pig" said arrogantly: "What a mess, get out!"
Yi Bingshui originally saw that they didn't like Feng Shan inexplicably, but he was annoyed when he saw him uttering bad words, so he smiled at Xiao Wu: "Everyone says good dogs don't block the way. Why is there a bad dog here?"
"Wild Pig" said angrily, "Boy, who do you think is not a good dog?"
Yi Bingshui smiled and said again: "I'm sorry, are you a good dog?"
Seeing that Yi Bingshui said he was a good dog, "Wild Pig" realized that he had been fooled, and became angry and angry: "Who are you calling a good dog?"
Yi Bingshui smiled and said, "It's not good to say you're not a good dog, and it's not good to say you're a good dog, so what are you? Oh, I see, it turns out to be—"
"What is it?" "Wild Pig" raised his voice, screaming angrily.
"It turned out to be a big vicious dog!" Yi Bingshui said in a long voice.The echo in the valley was extremely loud, and her long voice was reversed, and it sounded like it was a big vicious dog—a vicious dog—a vicious dog—
The guards couldn't help laughing when they heard this.
The wild boar was furious, and stabbed directly at Yi Bingshui with the tip of the spear.
Yi Bingshui is a spirit fairy, and said: "Good job. There was a flash of sword light, and there was a "Dang", and the tip of the spear was put aside.
During the fight, Yi Bingshui uttered a few lines of poetry, but heard a voice behind him: "Little brother, good at poetry, good at martial arts."
When Yi Bingshui looked back, he turned out to be a young military general with a silver helmet and black armor. When the guards saw him bowed and saluted, he was obviously the leader of the guards.Yi Bingshui saw that although the visitor was dressed in military attire, his appearance could not conceal his elegance and handsomeness, and his behavior was polite, so he knew that there might not be much fun to watch today.Seeing him boasting about his poetic talent, he shook his head and said nonsense: "It's average, it's the third best in the world."
The silver-helmed general was startled when he heard this: "'Ordinary, the third in the world'. But I don't know who is the first and second."
What Yi Bingshui said was just a matter of mouth, there is no such thing as first or second.Hearing this question from him, I was very happy, thinking that the ancients really had no sense of humor.But his face remained calm, and he said in a serious manner: "It's a pity that Xiongtai has never heard of one of the best people in the world. It's a pity."
General Xuanjia said: "I would like to hear the details."
While talking, Yi Bingshui thought about how to deal with it, and thought: Li Dunai is the most outstanding poet in Tang Dynasty, but it is a pity that he has not yet been born.If the four masters of the early Tang Dynasty were moved out, it would not show their cleverness.He made up his mind and said, "Of course it's Li Da and Du Er."
"Li Da? Du Er? Who is that?" General Xuanjia looked bewildered.
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Before graduation, the pure school beauty was pregnant with twins for me
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Honghuang: The underworld is in a tyrant state, and Hou Tu is going crazy!
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Elf: Flying Man
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Violators of the Doomsday Game
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Longevity Through the Path of Survival: Starting with Playing the Suona, Funeral Cultivation Begins
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Back in the 1990s, she became rich through scientific research
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Despite Having God-Level Talent, I Ended Up Living Off My Partner.
Chapter 424 2 days ago