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Jiji was alone at home. He cooked two side dishes, warmed a pot of wine, hummed a little song, and poured it alone in the room.

He was pouring himself a drink, pondering how beautiful it was, suddenly, his head was pinned by hands from behind, at the same time, his neck felt cold, and a gleaming dagger lay across his neck, and a hoarse voice It sounded in my ear: "If you don't want to die, don't shout!"

"Yes, sir! Please spare me!" Jiji was terrified, thinking that a burglar had come to the house.

"Tell me about how you set up a trap for your third sister to seduce the young master of Jiji's family!"

Jiji was taken aback and said, "What?"

"I don't want to repeat it a second time!" The hand twisting his neck suddenly increased strength, and Gigi felt that his neck was about to be twisted.He was scared out of his wits.

Jiji knew in her heart that since this person had already explained that they set up a trap to punish the young master, he must be someone who knew the inside story. It seemed that someone couldn't resist suing the officials, and the yamen sent people to investigate.Now that the knife was on his neck, what choice did he have, but fortunately, it was for money, the crime would not be death, and he could just push everything on the crazy lady.

Jiji stammered and said: "It's all my wife's idea, it has nothing to do with me! She saw that Jiji's family is rich, and she is usually obsessed with sex, so she came up with this idea. I went to seduce the young master of Jiji’s family, but failed to seduce him several times. So my wife said to set up a trap. She invited him to the house, charmed him with drugs, and then took off his clothes , Sanniang also took off her clothes and went to bed, and when he woke up, I rushed in with a stick while we were having sex. That’s it. But my third sister refused, so...—Master, please forgive me! It's all my wife's idea, it's all this bitch's greed for money, it has nothing to do with me!"

The man behind said: "It really has nothing to do with you?"

Jijicai was overjoyed. Hearing this, the man in black seemed to relax, and hurriedly said: "It's really all my wife's idea, and it has nothing to do with me!"

Behind him said: "Okay, take out the confession letter that forced Jiji's young master to write and the money that was used to extort him!"

Jiji hurriedly agreed, got up and took out the things from the box, and put them on the table. From the corner of his eyes, he saw a man in black standing there, with a black scarf covering his face, his eyes were cold, and he was holding a cold gun. Short knife, very scared in my heart.

The man said: "Now, close your eyes and go to bed and sleep! Don't get up, and don't open your eyes!"

"Yes!" Jiji repeatedly agreed, and when the man let go of his neck, he hurriedly got up, walked to the bed, climbed onto the bed, and lay down.I have been afraid to open my eyes.

After waiting for a long time, I don't know whether it was because of drinking too much or what, but the man didn't move, and he couldn't help feeling sleepy, lying on the bed and really fell asleep.

In his sleep, he was suddenly awakened by the pain. When he opened his eyes, his whole body was already on fire!The bed, and the entire room, became a sea of ​​flames!Moreover, the smoke was billowing, and it was impossible to identify the direction at all.

Howling, he rolled out of bed and wanted to slap the flames on his body, but no matter how he slapped them out, soon, his whole body turned into a ball of fire, rolled a few times on the ground, and stopped moving.

In the hidden place outside Jijicai's house, the man in black was hiding in the dark, observing the fire all the time, seeing that the fire had burned down the whole house, he turned around and left.

Jijicai's house caught fire, and the head of the village rushed to put out the fire with the villagers, but the fire was too big, and he didn't really plan to put out the fire, so he watched the three big tile-roofed houses burn to pieces.

The villagers found Ji Jicai's body that had been burned into coke in the house. After dawn, they sent people to the yamen to report the case. The yamen came to investigate and finally confirmed that he fell asleep after being drunk, causing the fire and burning to death. The case was closed as accidental death .

After the man in black killed Jijicai, just after passing Jiji Mountain, a voice called out: "Stay here for me!"

Todashan turned into a deer shape, and he released countless strands of majestic energy, densely woven into a giant net, and swept towards the man in black.The huge net grows in the wind, and instantly becomes several acres in size, covering the head and face, rolling towards the whole black-clothed man like water.Time and space seem to be trapped and frozen.

At the moment when the man in black was about to be caught, the man in black forcibly urged it, bursting out with unprecedented potential, and suddenly accelerated between life and death!

"call out!"

There was no time to spare, the man in black dodged the giant net of mighty energy, and with all his strength pumped his limbs, a huge force of ten thousand catties exploded, landslides and tsunami, space shattered into slag, and a part of the mighty energy net was twisted.The next moment, Xiao Bailong dived into the bottom of the water, and the water surface rolled up with huge waves.Like a fish in water, the flame man urged, and shot towards the Western Regions with lightning bolts!

"Three-star technique!" Toda-san was furious.The palm of the volley slashed down, shaking mountains and seas, the world seemed to collapse because of this palm, and the endless space fragments, following the palm wind, formed a majestic tornado and blasted into the water.

A large lake.It rolled up in an instant, and countless fish, shrimp, seaweed and coral were blown up and flying all over the sky. The [-]-meter-deep lake water evaporated an area of ​​hundreds of acres, and the water in all directions was imprisoned and frozen by a force. .It completely revealed a large messy land under the water.

The power of Toda-san's palm is so violent, he really has the ability to move mountains and fill seas.

"So fast, he escaped after all!" Toda-san gritted his teeth fiercely.Withdraw the gesture.He looked at the boundless sea leisurely, with a hint of hatred in his deep eyes.The muscles in the corners of his eyes twitched a few times.

That night, Toda-san put on a mask and came to the Kyoto restaurant.

The clerk at the restaurant immediately recognized him, he was taken aback, and quickly came up with a smile on his face, and said, "Master, you are here."

Toda-san said, "Is Miss Momoe Yamaguchi here?"

"Yes! Please sit upstairs, and I will invite Ms. Momoe Yamaguchi for you."

After all, the clerk led Toda-san upstairs, and poured fragrant tea in the innermost private seat.Then he closed the door and backed out.

After a while, the door was pushed open with a creak, and Momoe Yamaguchi appeared at the door, still dressed in white.Although she is wearing a mask, her expression cannot be seen, but.From her extraordinarily bright eyes, she saw joy.

Baihui Yamaguchi sat down opposite Todashan in her robe, and said in her original female voice, "You're here!——Where have you been these days? I heard that you visited in secret, but I've searched all over the place." There is no shadow of you in the entire capital."

"What do you want me to do? I said I quit your organization."

"I'm looking for you to tell you that the person who paid my organization to kill you has revoked the commission to kill you. In other words, at least, you don't have to worry about my organization assassinating you."

"Thank you!" Toda-san knew from this result that the person who entrusted Yamaguchi Baihui and the others to organize the assassination of him should also be for the baby they might suspect in him.Now, the baby appeared elsewhere, proving that he was not here, so this person canceled the entrustment.

"You came today because you figured out that you want to take on that mission, right?"

Toda-san shook his head.Said: "I'm here to ask you for help."

"what's up?"

"I used to follow the female head catcher who protected me, do you have a way to know where she is?"

Momoe Yamaguchi looked at him: "I can find her, but you have already opted out of my organization, I can't use the power of the organization to help you find her! Unless you rejoin my organization."

Toda-san had already thought of this result, and said, "It's not impossible for me to rejoin, but I still won't accept that task."

skbh didn't expect Toda Shan to agree to the request so quickly, and he was very happy, saying: "I will not force anyone in the organization to accept any tasks, everything is voluntary."

"That's good! I'll rejoin."

"Thanks! Still. I really hope you'll give that task some serious consideration."

"You said that the person who entrusted the organization to kill me has decided not to kill me now. Do I still need to kill him?"

"Of course it's not necessary, but this is a task with a very attractive bounty. After you complete this task, the money you earn will never be spent in a few lifetimes!"

"You have to spend your life. The more rewards, the greater the danger. I am a very contented person. The current money is enough for me to spend."

"Who would think too much money? You just..."

"Needless to say, I don't have that interest right now."

"Okay, I won't persuade you anymore. Let me know when you figure it out. You can do it anytime."

Toda-san changed the subject, and said, "How long will it take you to find the female catcher who was protecting me?"

"I will do it as soon as possible. If there is no accident, there should be news within five days. As soon as there is news, I will notify you immediately!"

"Fine, farewell!" Toda-san stood up and cupped his hands.

Momoe Yamaguchi didn't hold back either, she got up and handed her hands.Toda-san stepped out and left the restaurant.

For the next few days, Toda-san was busy with food assistance.Although for the magistrate, Toda-san did not solve the two cases, but the magistrate's word is still worthwhile, and the master has given gifts to all the officials in the magistrate's office according to Toda-san's instructions, so it is much more convenient to do things .Even so, it took several days to complete all kinds of complicated procedures.

Toda-san received aid grains, although the amount of these grains was not much, but what Toda-san wanted was not relief, but to use this batch of grains to test the Changping Warehouse.He wants the magistrate to know that with his method, he can help the people and make money at the same time.thus forming a system.

On the day of receiving the supplementary food, Momoe Yamaguchi sent someone to send him an invitation card, inviting him to a restaurant for a drink.

Toda-san knew right away that the matter of finding someone must have taken shape.That night, it was raining lightly.He changed his attire, wore a mask, and held an oil-paper umbrella, and walked to the restaurant in the light rain.

It is still the innermost private seat.A banquet had already been set up, and Momoe Yamaguchi sat cross-legged on a low and wide couch in a white dress, wearing a mask.Looking at him, she reached out her hand to signal him to sit too.

Naturally, Toda-san was not in a hurry to ask about the outcome of the matter. He put away the oil-paper umbrella by the door, took off his shoes, and sat on the couch.Knees crossed, quietly waiting for the other party to speak.

Momoe Yamaguchi took off the mask, revealing her extremely beautiful face, and said, "Wearing this all day, I'm suffocated to death, what do you think?"

Toda-san also took off the mask.Smile at her.

Yamaguchi Baihui said: "Drink first. I heard that you drink well. If you can get me drunk today, I will tell you the result."

Toda-san laughed and said, "What if you don't get drunk?"

"Naturally, I will tell you the matter, but you have to promise me one thing."

"Don't give me tasks, I don't want to take any tasks."

"Of course it's not a task. It's a small thing, something you can do. Please help."

"Okay! I will help if I can."

Momoe Yamaguchi smiled, dazzling beauty.

Toda-san sighed, and said, "It looks like you have a good capacity for drinking, so I'm afraid I can help you with this favor."

"That's not necessarily true." After finishing speaking, she picked up a wine jar from under the table and slapped the mud seal, and immediately, the room was full of fragrance.She took two large bowls, poured them full, and said, "I'm quick to talk and quick to do things. I know you're eager to know the outcome of that matter, so let's have a drink and see who gets drunk first." !"

Toda Shan said: "This is not what a girl should do. It's too unrefined, but I like it." After finishing speaking, he picked up a bowl and drank it all in one gulp.

Toda-san also brought a bowl. She drank as beautifully as she was, and drank it almost without hearing a sound.

Toda-san said, "Should we continue drinking or wait a while?"

"Of course, wait a while and continue to drink. It won't be a cow's drink anymore? Eat vegetables! Drink after a cup of tea!"

The two ate food in silence without speaking.Only the sound of dripping rain outside the window made the night more peaceful.

The time for a cup of tea soon came, and the two drank another bowl of tea.This time, Yamaguchi Baihui's white porcelain face had a blush.Toda Yama's face didn't change color, but he began to feel a little dizzy.

After eating vegetables and a cup of tea, the two still didn't speak, they both liked to sit quietly like this, listening to the sound of rain outside.

In this way, the two of them drank five sea bowls of wine continuously, and Momoe Yamaguchi's original pretty face turned into a pink peach blossom.Toda-san still didn't blush, he drank strangely, even if he was drunk, he wouldn't blush.However, he felt a churning in his stomach.However, he still pressed it.

At the eighth sea bowl, Momoe Yamaguchi's pretty face turned into a blooming red peony.As for Toda-san, he finally felt that he couldn't hold back the churning of his stomach, and knew that if he drank another bowl of sea, he would probably be successful on the spot.Then he cupped his hands drunkenly and said: "I admire! I never imagined that you, a girl, can hold such a good amount of alcohol! I lost!"

Hu Tianshan smiled sweetly, and said: "Actually, I'm about to die, but luckily I persisted until the end. Your drinking capacity is really good, better than I imagined! Just like your martial arts and immortal skills, you can always surpass me imagination."

"Ashamed!" Toda-san said, "Finally, what do you want me to do?"

Momoe Yamaguchi asked curiously, "You don't want to know the situation of your female guard first?"

"Speak first and then talk. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry at this moment."

Momoe Yamaguchi swayed her delicate body, quickly put her hands on her chest, and took a deep breath.She was just suppressing the wine with her profound skills, just like trapping a ferocious beast in a cage. In fact, she was far inferior to Hu Tianshan in terms of drinking capacity.

Toda-san also noticed it, and said with a wry smile: "You don't hesitate to damage your body and drink too much, I'm afraid what you want me to do will not be easy."

Yamaguchi Baihui had already suppressed the surge of alcohol, smiled sweetly, and said, "Let's talk about your beautiful female guard first, I have already found her, and I am investigating a big case, but it seems that it is not going well. .”

Toda-san said: "Can you give her a letter for me?"

"no problem."

Toda-san took out a letter from his arms and handed it to Momoe Yamaguchi, which he had written in the past few days, talking about the bullying of Jiji's family in Wu Village, and asking her to use her own findings during the investigation as an excuse , Report to the king of the Wuji Kingdom and send someone to investigate and deal with it.

Momoe Yamaguchi took the letter and put it in her arms.Said: "Do I need to wait for her reply?"

"No, I'm asking her to help with one thing. Whether it can be done or not, I will know when the time comes."

"Okay, don't worry, I will help you deliver the letter to her as soon as possible."

"Thanks! You can now say what you want me to do! What is it?"

Momoe Yamaguchi looked at him and said slowly, "I want you to help me and kill someone!"

Hu Tianshan frowned, and said with a big tongue: "I said, I will not kill people from Baoxiang Kingdom."

"This is not the people of Baoxiang Kingdom, but my own business. I need to find someone to complete it. In other words, I am the client. If you want to complete it, I will pay you out of my own pocket. With my organization It's irrelevant. ——Don't worry, this person is definitely a damned person, he is the one who destroyed France!"

"Your martial arts are superior to mine, so you can do it yourself?"

"If I can do it by myself, I don't need to fight for wine to beg you." After finishing speaking, Momoe Yamaguchi shook her body again, her chest and belly were overwhelming, and she could hardly hold it down anymore.She forced a smile and said, "This matter can only be done by you, no one else can."

Hu Tianshan said: "Well, since I lost the bet, I can only listen to you. Come on, who do you want me to kill?"

"The son-in-law of the lord who destroyed the Goose Department in France is named Goose Puzi."