Almighty flower care master

Obscene, obscene, obscene

Qin Yang whistled and walked towards the classroom, while educating himself in his heart, Qin Yang, how can you be so wretched, that's a teacher, you are too shameless!

It is probably because his expression is too vile, and when the slut sees the slut, Xiao Feng sloppily leaned over, put his shoulders on his shoulders and smiled and said: "Boss, seeing you smile so swaying~, something good must have happened, right? wrong?"

"Hey, Buddha said don't say it, don't say it!" Qin Yang said with a smile.

"Too disrespectful of brotherly loyalty." Xiao Feng despised him for a while, then said with mischievous eyes: "Boss, there is something I need to ask you for a favor?"

"Do you want to borrow money?" Qin Yang glanced at him, waved his hand, and said proudly: "How much? Cash or check."

"Damn it, I know you are rich now, don't show off." Xiao Feng was about to vomit.

Qin Yang smiled and said, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Feng swayed for a while, and then said with a suppressed voice: "Boss, it's like this, aren't you going to perform on stage tomorrow? I was thinking, can you play a romantic piece, and then on the stage, Confess to Zhen Dan for me?"

"Confession? You're very coquettish." Qin Yang said speechlessly, he didn't see that this guy was so romantic.

Xiao Feng giggled and said, "Average is average, number three in the world, in a word, do you want to help or not?"

"I want to help, but have you ever thought about what to do if the confession fails? In front of the teachers and students of the whole school, it is not embarrassing, but embarrassing." Qin Yang said angrily.

"No, absolutely not, I'm confident!" Xiao Feng patted his chest as a promise, thinking to himself, even if it's embarrassing, it's the one who's embarrassing you. Anyway, I won't be on stage, and no one will recognize me if I fail. It succeeded, and it just so happened that I was the only leader in sao.

Fortunately, Qin Yang doesn't know how to read minds, otherwise he would have kicked this bitch to death.

Qin Yang smiled wryly: "How about I let you go up to play the piano and confess your love?"

Xiao Feng said with a bitter face: "Boss, aren't you talking nonsense? If I can play the piano, of course I will go by myself. The problem is that I can't, so I have to ask for your help. This is related to my brother and my life." It’s a matter of happiness, Boss, you have a chivalrous heart, you can’t just ignore death.”

"Lifelong sex~ Fu is right, don't think I don't know your dirty thoughts." Qin Yang rolled his eyes contemptuously, thought for a while, and said, "That's good, but, what should I say?"

When Xiao Feng heard this, he immediately took out a written note and handed it over, Qin Yang took a look, his face changed, "I feel a little sick to my stomach, I'll spit it out first, and I'll talk about it next time. "

After speaking, he ran away quickly, he thought he was already swaying, but compared with this guy, he found that he was as pure as a cabbage.

The cheapest person is invincible, how cheap!

Xiao Feng was dumbfounded, grabbed the note and muttered to himself: "Is this necessary? It's just a few words. As for such a big reaction?"

Just as Wang Kang was walking all the way, Xiao Feng quickly grabbed him and asked, "Xiao Kangzi, how about this love letter?"

"Love letters, I like them the most." Wang Kang pushed his glasses, grabbed them over and took a look, and the muscles on his cheeks twitched.

"This...was written by you? Are you sure you took it correctly?" Wang Kang asked, resisting the urge to vomit.

"Yes, have you been overwhelmed by my literary talent?" Xiao Feng laughed.

"Yes, but I'll spit it out first." Wang Kang threw down the note and ran, his speed was enough to win the Olympic [-]-meter champion.

"Not at all." Xiao Feng was not reconciled, and went to find Ren Qiang and Qian Gang again, and then he successfully induced Ren Qiang and Qian Gang to vomit as well.

"Second, don't hurt people, okay, it's too disgusting." Ren Qiang said with a bitter face after vomiting.

"Damn it, can you save face? What's wrong with it? Can't I change it?" Xiao Feng argued forcefully. '

"It's not bad, but it's too good, I can't appreciate it at all." Qian Gang sighed from the side, and said humbly, he vomited the most just now, and he hasn't recovered yet.

"It doesn't matter if you can't appreciate it, as long as my little Dan can appreciate it." Xiao Feng didn't know where his confidence came from, and his chest slapped.

"That's right." Ren Qiang and the three looked at each other, thinking that even if it meant embarrassment, it was the matter of Xiao Feng, a fat man, and it had nothing to do with him.

Don't add insult to injury now, when will it be.

"Then the three of us discuss it, and help you revise it!" Wang Kang is worthy of being a fighter in boring Sao, his mind is spinning fast, and he immediately understands the eyes of Ren Qiang and Qian Gang.

Ren Qiang and Qian Gang smiled viciously, and hurriedly got together to revise it.

After several revisions, the final draft was finalized. Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows and read it aloud.

Dear Dan, I have been obsessed with you since the first moment I saw you.

I know, you are the goddess I have been looking for. <The wind in the sky is even gentler.

Your mind is wider than the vast sea.

Ah, Goddess.

You are my goddess.

You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life.

Ah, Goddess.

My favorite goddess!

……

After reading it, Xiao Feng felt that the effect had indeed been strengthened a lot, so he smiled proudly.

"Is my voice very magnetic and sexy?" He asked, turning his head sideways.

The heads of Ren Qiang and the other three nodded like rattles, and they said to themselves that sex is a fart, that's disgusting, okay?

Xiao Feng didn't notice anything wrong with Ren Qiang and the others, he sighed, and said regretfully: "It's a pity, I have such a magnetic and sensitive voice, after all, it won't come in handy."

"No, didn't you want to confess to Zhen Dan?" Ren Qiang asked suspiciously.

"Yeah, but instead of me going, let the boss go instead of me, or confess in front of the teachers and students of the whole school after the piano performance, how about it, isn't it very creative? I think Zhen Dan will definitely be taken by me." I'm so touched that I'm dying." Xiao Feng sighed, and he didn't know what X-rated scene was reminded of.

"Boss?" Ren Qiang and the three wailed in their hearts, and cursed in unison: "You bitch!"

……

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In the past few days, there has been a legend about a beautiful woman making love in the mouths of drivers of all sizes in the blue sea.

In the section of Zhongshan West Road in Lanhai City, passing vehicles, whether they are buses, taxis or private cars, will subconsciously slow down when passing by, in order to feel the seductive sexuality of a prostitute uniform!

Zhongshan West Road was originally a section with very little traffic. The arrival of the beautiful women traffic police not only failed to relieve the traffic pressure on the road, but made this section the most congested road in Lanhai City!

Of course, the reason why the legend became a legend is precisely because of its exaggeration and beautification. Some people don't believe it, some people are curious, and some people try their best to put it into action.

Land Rover is one of the tens of thousands of men who put it into action.

As the name suggests, Land Rover drives a Land Rover. A man driving a Land Rover is very attractive, even though the Land Rover himself is not very attractive, but he believes that there is no woman in this world whose legs cannot be opened with money.

Of course, Lu Rover also knows that in picking up girls, in addition to being rich and powerful, there is also a romance, so although he has never seen what that beautiful woman looks like, he still bought a bouquet of roses and took them. They paid 10 yuan in cash and put them in the car together.

Flowers and money are both additions to a man's charm. With these two, is there any reason why he can't easily handle a small affair?

Land Rover is a little bit looking forward to the temptation of the uniform on the hotel bed tonight.

Land Rover drove his Land Rover, and when passing the traffic booth, he deliberately slowed down the speed of the car. From a distance, he saw the graceful figure in the traffic police uniform.

There is no way to see whether the breasts are big or not, but the legs are definitely very long. Under the contraction of the belt, the waist is also absolutely slender. Just seeing these two things, Lu Rover feels that this trip to pick up girls is not considered In vain.

Then finally, he saw the face of a prostitute, even though he claimed to have seen countless female prostitutes, when he saw the face of a prostitute, Land Rover's head was congested with blood, and his lower body was also congested.

God, you treat me so well.

Land Rover thanked God a few times, and stopped the car beside the traffic police booth.

He lowered the car window, squeezed out what he thought was the most charming smile, smiled at the beautiful woman, and said with a smile: "Beauty, do you have time? How about having a meal together?"

"I'm sorry, parking is not allowed here, please drive away immediately!" Shi Yanyan said coldly, over the past few days, the men who have struck up a conversation with her have been eight hundred if not one thousand. I've listened to it countless times, and it's almost nauseating.

She didn't understand. Are all men animals whose lower body supports the upper body?

Get into heat when you see a beautiful woman?

Is this no different from a beast?

For some reason, Shi Yanyan suddenly missed Qin Yang a little bit. Of course, it wasn't because he missed Qin Yang's goodness, but because he felt that Qin Yang acted like a man in front of her.

Women are very strange. A man who shows interest in her is not a man, but if he is not interested, he is a top-notch man.

If Qin Yang knew this, he wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"I know that parking is not allowed here, so it doesn't matter if you want to pay a fine." The smile on Lu Rover's face remained unchanged. He took out the roses he had prepared earlier, handed them to Shi Yanyan, and said, "This flower, send for you!"

"You want to fuck me?" Shi Yanyan spoke quickly.

"That's right!" Lu Rover was happy. He was still thinking about how to express his heart in a roundabout way, but Shi Yanyan said it so directly, it was like a roundworm in his stomach.

If he doesn't take the opportunity to win this woman, God will never forgive him.

"Why do you pick me up? Just because you send me a bouquet of flowers, or because you drive a Sao package Land Rover?" Shi Yanyan still didn't have much emotion in her words, she was not used to talking to strangers, especially It's a strange man.

There are too many men caught by her. Every time she sees a man, she feels like she is looking at a suspect.

Lu Rover was originally excited by Shi Yanyan's directness, but once it was too direct, he couldn't bear it a bit. After hesitating for a while, Lu Rover smiled and said: "If you like the car, I can give it to you."

"It's not rare! Is there anything else? If there is nothing else, you can go!" Shi Yanyan said with a straight face.

Lu Rover thought to himself, why is this woman so beautiful, she is so charming even when she has a straight face, isn't this killing people?

Naturally, he would not leave, but said: "Then what do you want? No matter what it is, I will satisfy you. Besides, what is there to do with a broken relationship? I have a villa in Liyuan, and you can move in today Stay, I will take care of you."

"Is there any more?" Shi Yanyan asked with a sneer.

"More?" Lu Rover panicked. The woman's appetite was too big. He wasn't sure what was going on, so he said, "What else do you want?"

"I want your life, will you give it?" Shi Yanyan said contemptuously.

"Hehe, beauty, you are so humorous." Land Rover laughed amusedly.

"Yeah, I think so too." Shi Yanyan didn't understand what humor is at all, so she directly showed Lu Rover what humor is.

She strode forward and grabbed Lu Rover's arm. Lu Rover was slightly happy. This girl is too straightforward, I like it.

Then, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Shi Yanyan is very direct in everything she does, and she is also very direct when beating someone.

At the same time she grabbed Lu Rover's hand, the other hand grabbed Lu Rover's already sparse and pitiful hair, pulled it down hard, dragged half of Lu Rover's body out of the car window, and slammed her knee on his stomach viciously .

"Ow!"

Lu Rover was in pain, his stomach was churning, and tears flowed.

"Get out!" Shi Yanyan said loudly.

"Woman, are you crazy?" Lu Rover wailed, wiping away tears.

"I said, let you go, believe it or not, I smashed your car!" Shi Yanyan doesn't want to give any face, she has never been a woman who is easy to talk to.

"You...you..." Lu Rover was completely out of breath. He dared to swear that he had never seen such a violent woman in his life.

"I want to complain to you, I swear, you are finished!" Land Rover stammered and left the words, and drove away.

"Complain to me, you think I'm rare, I don't want to do this bullshit job for a long time!" Shi Yanyan smiled coldly, took off the police cap and threw it on the ground, stepped on the motorcycle, and drove directly towards the police station go.

She didn't need others to fire her, she wanted to fire herself a long time ago!

Shi Yanyan returned to the police bureau, went directly to Ma Xiong's office, threw the white gloves in his hand on Ma Xiong's desk, and said coldly: "Ma Bureau, I am now formally applying to be transferred back to the criminal police team." In a word, whether you approve or not!"

Ma Xiong was very helpless and angry, but he also had a headache.

Although he didn't know much about Shi Yanyan's identity, when Shi Yanyan came to the police station to take up his post, the head of the Organization Department of Lanhai City personally sent him over.

The Minister of Organization is in charge of the big and small official hats in Lanhai City, and he is not something he can afford to offend!

"What's wrong with you, why are you so angry? Is there something unpleasant?" Ma Xiong asked pretendingly concerned.

"You don't need to worry about these, I just ask you, whether to approve or not?" Shi Yanyan's tone was very aggressive, and he didn't regard the director as a cadre at all.

Ma Xiong wanted to die, what the hell was going on, that bastard who didn't have eyesight offended this lady, didn't he intend to kill him?

"Okay, I approve!" Ma Xiong thumped his head and groaned sadly.

If he dared not to criticize, it would be a trivial matter for Shi Yanyan to let go of the pick, but if he really screwed up the police, he would also be a dumb eater of Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't tell if he was suffering!