The Great Poaching and Hunting of Flowers

After the whole talk, that dead fat man almost couldn't take it anymore. At this time, he still looks a little bit hurt. I know what is going on in his mind, it's just that the desire is stimulated, and what Tian Daguan said is indeed too tempting, no man will not like it, unless he is a eunuch, otherwise he is The Buddha must also become a Buddha of Joy.

"My God, there is such a blessing in the world, why didn't I get hit earlier."The fat man said with a look of regret.

Seeing that the fat man had almost completely relaxed his vigilance, Tian Daguan continued to add more information, "Brother, don't interrupt, let me finish first, I guarantee that you will fall in love with it after listening to it."

"Say it brother, you will be my brother from now on."The fat man swears that he will risk everything for beauty.

"Brother, let me tell you, the pure type you can choose a college student, or a high school student who has just completed, or that kind of little girl. If you are lucky, you might still be a virgin."

Tian Daguan also said with bright eyes, just swallowed his saliva vigorously, his mouth was dry, and the fat man was itching to say it, so he hurriedly urged, "Brother, you should hurry up and talk about it!" , what about the charming type?"The fat man became extremely anxious, like a sullen man who hasn't touched a beautiful woman in ten years.

"There are so many charming types, such as the working white-collar worker, the sullen office queen, the sexy little secretary of the big boss, and the most alluring one is the university teacher *, in short, there are many, many more, Whatever you choose, you will be satisfied."

Tian Daguan's revelation made that fat man almost unbearable on the spot. This is really too evil, even a man can't stand it.

"My big brother, this is so heavenly, I really want to stay there for the rest of my life, I can't stand it."The fat man shouted loudly, the bottom is already facing the sky, as hard as steel, it's not because he has poor concentration, but because it really makes people so angry.

Even Tian Daguan himself couldn't take it anymore. The memories of his ex were flashing in his mind, not to mention how glamorous he was, there were all kinds of them, only you couldn't think of them, there was no one that the ex hadn't been on.

"Hey buddy, calm down, there are still two types in the back, don't rush to choose."Mr. Tian reminded with a very experienced face, this made Fatty tangled to death, the two types in front were enough to dazzle him, he didn’t know how to choose, and there were more in the back, didn’t that make him even more confused How to choose.

Officer Tian took advantage of the situation and said, "The mature and coquettish ones are easier. There are top-quality beautiful women, the kind of good-looking women in their 30s who just can't let go of their sexuality. There will also be a little shyness of a little girl, and the best widow, although it is not very popular, but has the innocence of a young woman, which is called a charming, and the best slut, the kung fu in bed is extremely high, He is very good at serving people, he is easygoing, he can do anything, but he can suck you dry."

"Oh, I can't fucking take it anymore, brother, when will the hospital arrive?"The fat man wailed.

Tian Daguan showed a slight smile and said, "It's just ahead, when you get there, you can play with any type of beauties, I guarantee you a worthwhile trip."

"Brother, my eldest brother, who is closer than my parents, I would like to thank you in advance, let's not say anything. From now on, my younger brother's life will be yours."

The fat man patted his chest and said, he just missed saying that Mr. Tian was his reborn parent.

"Okay buddy, here we are".Mr. Tian stopped the car at this time, he quickly opened the car door, stepped forward, and opened the car door for the fat man. At this time, the fat man only thought of all kinds of beauties, and he was so anxious that he forgot about him at the moment Pretending to be a wounded man, he quickly got out of the car and shouted, "Beauties, mighty and invincible, guarding a hundred girls in the night, golden spears can't fall, here I come, the fat brother of Masai Pan'an."The dead fat man opened his hands to hug left and right. He was completely shameless, so fat, he dared to call Masai Pan'an.

Tian Daguan couldn't help laughing at this moment, and immediately hit the fat man's major acupuncture points, making the fat man freeze in the way he hugged the whole world.

"Brother... brother... what are you doing".The fat man was a little silly, what was going on, it just made him confused for a moment.

"Look, what's written there, you fat man."Mr. Tian pointed to the quiet building in front of him. The building was written in big characters and looked very dilapidated.

The fat man's eyeballs followed the direction Mr. Tian pointed, and he couldn't help reading out, "Longevity Crematorium".

"Not bad, fat man, you are not illiterate, don't you like all kinds of beauties very much, as long as you go in there, there are all kinds of beauties, and you will die if you do a good job."

Mr. Tian said with a smile, Fatty Fatty still doesn’t understand at this time, he was completely deceived, there is no such hospital at all, everything is made up by Mr. Tian, ​​the purpose is to lure him Be fooled, let your guard down completely.

"Brother, we don't have any deep hatred with you. At worst, we don't need you to pay for medical expenses, so you can let me go a lot."The fat man cried with a burst of tears.

"Pretend, just pretend for me, although I don't know why you approached me, but you definitely have bad intentions, fat man, remember to act better next time, you said you are a fucking 200 A person who weighs so much, suddenly ran in front of my car, and was hit by my [-]-per-hour car and flew several meters away. You fucking treat you as a three-year-old child, or you are really an official. If you are blind, I will tell you, fat man, if you don’t give me a reason to come today, you can go in and enjoy your glamorous life.”

Tian Daguan said lightly, the meaning couldn't be more obvious, the fat man couldn't help but smiled awkwardly, "Brother, we are really your brother, we came to you this time, just to lure you into my master's sect , but I didn’t expect it, brother, you have been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, brother, you are really willing to bow down.”

Mr. Tian glanced at the fat man, and couldn't remember when his predecessor had such a brother, and immediately scolded, "Fatty man, don't get too close, I'm not so easy to be fooled by you, so you can fool me again!" , you'd better go inside and enjoy your romantic life."

The fat man became anxious when he heard this, and immediately begged, "Brother, don't, really, do you still remember that boy from the Lin family you helped when you were 11 years old? That person is me, brother, can you remember it?" ? Although we have changed a little bit."