The Great Poaching and Hunting of Flowers

"No, don't come here, I beg you, whether you like beautiful women or money, I can give it to you, as long as you can spare me once, please."

Seeing the fat man approaching with a smile, the dude couldn't help but promise the most beautiful thing in the world, something that is indispensable for a man, this is the only thing he can think of that can seduce a grown man, this thing is very unreal , so money and beauty are the first choice.

"Hehe, isn't that right, then can you find me that beauty you hugged just now?"The fat man looked very excited, which made the rest of the dandies see hope, and they all looked like they had escaped from death. They couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Like, in their view, the dead fat man is just a helper invited by Tian Daguan, as long as the fat man is taken care of, then Tian Daguan will have nothing to worry about.

Mr. Tian couldn't help smiling, and couldn't help but secretly said, "It's a pity, if this fat man was born in ancient times, he must be an insidious military strategist. It seems that it wasn't the people from the Demon Sect who made him so insidious." , but he is an extremely sinister guy."

"Okay, of course, big brother, as long as you let us go, we will worship you as big brother, and promise to let big brother hug the beauty every day and live a life like a fairy."

Seeing that there was really hope, the dandy immediately said, afraid that the fat man would have some thoughts and regret it, anyway, they were willing to pay whatever price they had, so of course they had to strike while the iron was hot.

"Yes, yes, we are all willing to recognize you as the eldest brother, and promise to honor you every day, and let you live a life of incomparable sex."

"That's right, brother, no matter what type of beauties you like, we can find them for you, whether it's a pure little lolita, a top-quality woman, or even some big [sun and moon] star beauties, as long as you If you want, we can find it for you, big brother."

"Also, big brother, no matter you like the pure type, the charming and coquettish type, or even the coquettish and explicit type, we can find it for you, big brother."

Seeing the situation, the dandies hurriedly promised a lot of benefits. Anyway, they are not afraid that you like beauties, but they are afraid that you don't like beauties. For them, what kind of beauties are not at their fingertips.

Tian Daguan couldn't help but feel sad for these sperm-brained guys. They were destined to be the targets of the fat man. It's not that they are stupid, but that the fat man is too insidious.

"That's right, it really made my little brother almost rebel. You guys are really interesting, but it's a pity, I don't like it very much..." The fat man paused, "Hey, you understand."It's disgusting to say the least.

"My God, could it be that he is...".All the dandies couldn't help coming up with an answer, each of them was stunned for a moment, looked at each other, couldn't help clamping the chrysanthemum, and couldn't help shouting in their hearts, it's really unlucky, I thought that the beautiful woman could seduce the fat man, let myself wait for others He was spared a catastrophe, but he never thought that this fat man doesn't like women.

"Looking at your thin skin and tender meat, it should be okay."The fat man said with a bit of embarrassment, the dandies couldn't help feeling the urge to cry, why is it so sad today, they didn't dare to think about such a sinister and perverted fat man who still likes masculinity, if the fat man really If you fell in love with them and dealt with them all, it would be fine if they all died, so as not to be ashamed of living in the world.

One of the dandies endured his nausea, forced a smile and said, "Brother...Brother, no matter what type you like, we can find it for you, even if it's the thin skin and tender meat you like."

"What do you mean, please explain clearly."Fatty pretended to be happy and stared at the dude.

"That's right, that's right, that's right, no matter if you like women, men, or shemale, we can find you for Big Brother."

The dandy said it while resisting the urge to vomit, and the others quickly echoed, "Yes, big brother."It's not uncommon to like masculinity, but they are so disgusting because of martial arts training, men's yang energy is much stronger than ordinary men, basically it will not happen that a male warrior will be masculine, unless He is an eunuch, or he has practiced some kind of miraculous kung fu, or he has practiced pure yin kung fu, and he has become a hermaphrodite. Otherwise, men who practice martial arts will never show masculinity. Excessive yang energy naturally created them not to have this habit.

"What, you perverts, I didn't expect you to like masculinity. Originally, I wanted to say that because of your thin skin and tender meat, you are sensible, and you even send beautiful women. I just need to chop off a little of your meat and use it to make human pork buns. I don’t care about my sex food, I don’t think you can slander me for what I like, it’s really unforgivable, you all just wait to drink my water of life.”

The fat man cursed with a very unfriendly expression, he looks like a pure man, you dare to doubt what I like, it really pissed me off.

All the dandies were completely dumbfounded, this time it's over, this is a flattery, they can't help cursing the fat man in their hearts, he is so evil and inhuman, and he still likes to eat human meat pork buns, it's really devoid of conscience Now, they couldn't help comparing themselves with the fat man, and found that they were a very good person, at least they didn't like the pork buns.

"Okay, I've decided. I'll chop up the meat of one of your legs and use it to make the delicious and charming pork buns with human meat that you will never get tired of eating."The fat man's eyes were shining, he swallowed greedily, and said in an extremely intoxicated manner, as if he was reminiscing about the delicious pork buns with human flesh, as if he had really eaten those pork buns with human flesh.

All the dandies turned green at the moment, they were all frightened by this evil fat man, they couldn't imagine what it would be like when the fat man took their leg meat to make human pork buns.

"Help, someone is going to eat people, help."One dude was so anxious that he couldn't help it. He could only use the primitive method that he disdained the most on weekdays. Seeing this, the other dudes could only shout, and they were really forced to do nothing. What? Those who are shameless can leave it alone. This is what they asked for. Usually, they are accompanied by a driver and attendant. Today, in order to force and humiliate Mr. Tian, ​​they didn't even call a driver. Even their mobile phones are usually taken by the driver to help them watch. They are young and old, so they will carry a mobile phone with them.

Although the young masters shouted weakly, they were still a bit loud. The fat man was also afraid of causing other troubles, so he moved quickly, grabbed a young master, knocked him unconscious with a punch, and threw him in the middle. The young masters were thrown in the middle, each of them fainted, the dead fat man still refused to let the eight young masters drink his water of life one by one, the eight young masters woke up one by one, and then mouthed again. He foamed and fell to the ground.