The Great Poaching and Hunting of Flowers

Glancing at Juejue's younger sister and Xu Tianzhen, Tian Daguan also strode forward, very chic, in this life, he doesn't want to live such a boring and depressing life, seeing a beautiful woman who likes and catches eyes, If he doesn't catch up, he will never give up. He wants a real romantic life, a romantic life that belongs to him, Tian Boguang.

"Brother, this is the appearance you want. The little brother is here first. I wish you success in no time, and you will be able to embrace the beauty back home."Li Mingfeng saw Tian Boguang, Tian Daguan finally fell out with Tian Yi and Xu Tianzhen completely, he didn't know how happy he was, he immediately smiled.

Officer Tian took the information in Li Mingfeng's hands, and said very kindly, "I have been brothers for so many years, and you still know me best."Mr. Tian looked like he found some comfort in Li Mingfeng's place.

"Brother, we are brothers. If Xiaoyi and Naive are innocent, don't take it seriously. They can't understand brother's pain."

Li Mingfeng said as if I understood you, but he snorted coldly in his heart, "You idiot, you can't be supported by mud, you will be reborn as Liu Ah Dou, you fucking don't deserve to let Tian Zhen like you".

"That's right, Mingfeng is the only one who understands my pain, so I'll go first, if I go a little later, the beauty will be chased away."Mr. Tian expressed a very eager look and said, really only beautiful women are left in his mind, at least in Li Mingfeng's eyes, this is how we Mr. Tian are.

"Then the little brother will not hinder you."Li Mingfeng stood aside very happily, stretched out his left hand, as if to please, but he sneered in his heart, and regarded us, Mr. Tian, ​​as nothing, no longer in his eyes.

Mr. Tian happily walked out of the gate of Tian's house. Surprisingly, he didn't drive out, but intercepted a taxi. This surprised all the guards. Taking a taxi really didn't match Mr. Tian's flamboyant style. .

Li Mingfeng was even happier and laughed. After this incident, Mr. Tian was finally completely abolished, and he could no longer pose any threat to him.

After getting in the taxi, Tian Boguang looked at all kinds of objects on the road with curious eyes. Although his predecessor Tian Boguang had all these in his memory, what he saw was more novel than what he remembered.

Brother Taxi, seeing Mr. Tian, ​​like an African refugee coming to a big city for the first time, he couldn’t help being a little surprised. Those who came out of that kind of high-end villas, he would definitely think that Mr. Tian is an African refugee.

"Brother, you are not a returnee or something."Brother Taxi, after much deliberation, this is the most likely possibility.

"Well, our Huaxia has changed so much that I can barely recognize it."After Tian Daguan stayed for a while, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Although the taxi brother felt that Mr. Tian's answer was a bit strange, he didn't think too much about it, and immediately said, "Yeah brother, not only our China has changed a lot, but the whole world has changed a lot. Who would have thought of it?" , we can live this kind of life in peace and contentment."

Mr. Tian nodded his head, expressing his agreement. As a person living in a feudal society, he has a deep understanding of this, the most profound. The life of ordinary people in the past was a pain, and it is completely incomparable to the present.

"By the way, brother, where are you going, you haven't said the address yet."

Brother Taxi, suddenly remembered this incident. According to the memory of his predecessor, Tian Daguan found a random place and got out of the car. He wanted to take a good stroll in this modern city. After all, he will live in this modern world in the future. .

After walking around for half an hour, Mr. Tian finally got tired of it, and there happened to be a bus stop in front of him, and it was a coincidence that the No. * bus at that stop happened to pass by the address of the little nurse and beauty .

Tian Daguan patiently waited for the train at the station, but it was not lonely. All kinds of beauties walked in front of him. Those pairs of white and slender calves were so charming that Tian Daguan shouted. But come on, modern society is really wonderful.

Although it is said that in this society where people's hearts are not old, many people see injustice and choose to have nothing to do with themselves, but there are still people with a sense of justice.

A woman in her thirties, well dressed, probably a very conservative person, wearing a pair of big glasses, giving people a feeling that she can't be said to be beautiful or ugly.

"Hey pervert, look at you dressed like a dog, I didn't expect you to be so perverted, those eyes are always peeking at us lesbians, do you know, this is very rude."

The woman in her thirties pointed at us, Mr. Tian, ​​and cursed. She seemed to dislike Mr. Tian's voyeurism.

Mr. Tian was suddenly pointed at and scolded, Xiao Xiaoyi couldn't help but startled and said, "Me? Is it me?"

Seeing Mr. Tian's expression, the woman became even more unreasonable, and said as if I saw through you, "Who else is it if you don't, pretend, pretend for me, pretend hard, tell you, we It is because there are people with no quality like you that Huaxia is so at odds."

Seeing this, the people around didn't really care too much, and they all thought they were watching a play to pass the boring time. Of course, some hypocrites would inevitably point and curse a few words in a low voice.

Of course, there were one or two gold-worshiping women who kept winking at Mr. Tian, ​​so they could see how extraordinary Mr. Tian was.

Mr. Tian is quite speechless at the moment. What the hell is this called? He was shot while lying down. He is a bit innocent. He is a bitch. Since all the beauties are showing their beautiful legs, they are just for men to see. Well, he took a few more glances, so what.

"Why don't you have anything to say, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you have money."Seeing that Mr. Tian was stunned and didn't refute, the woman immediately said proudly with a victorious attitude.

This really annoyed us Tian Daguan, he really regarded him as a soft persimmon, you can pinch it if you want.

"Damn it, I don't care if I have money. Let me tell you, even if you are an ordinary person like you, even if you take off your clothes and ask me to take a look, I will not take a look at you."

Officer Tian suddenly counterattacked, making the woman furious, pointing at Tian Boguang, "You...you...you..."; she was stunned and couldn't say anything.

"What are you, beauties showing their beautiful legs are meant for men to see, otherwise you think all beauties are like you, you are a complete narcissist and conservative, wrap yourself up like a rice dumpling, for fear that others will bite you Like, you don’t look in the mirror, what do you look like? You can tell at a glance that you are an old maid without a man. Also, I don’t call it peeping, it’s called appreciation, understand? Old maid A common man".

Mr. Tian said that he was justifiable and confident, but this sentence made the young men and women present agree in their hearts. A woman's beautiful legs are nothing more than to show men, so as to prove that she is attractive and satisfy her natural beauty. of vanity.

The woman was so scolded that her face turned red with anger, but she didn't know where to start scolding. Looking at it again, she almost became the object of discussion by others. She was an old maid and had no man. She made a wise choice. Take a step back, and the sky is brighter.

It was Mr. Tian's turn to be a little proud, and then the bus arrived, which saved the woman from embarrassment for a while, but to their surprise, Mr. Tian and her were on the same bus. car.

It was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and there were fewer people taking the bus on this line, so although there were a lot of people, the standing position was still a bit loose.

Tian Daguan chose a place closer to the window and stood on the left side of the car. Although the window was open, for him who has a different sense of smell than ordinary people, he still smelled something uncomfortable. smell.

"Wow, this is the body fragrance of that beauty. It smells really refreshing. She must be quite young, and she is still a virgin. Damn, giant panda."

Tian Daguan muttered in his heart, in his cognition, women of every age group have different body fragrances, and ordinary people may not be able to tell the difference, but he can.

Officer Tian couldn't help but glanced a few times, and finally, he came up with the answer, the owner of the body fragrance that made him feel comfortable was none other than the woman who scolded him just now, it wasn't that there were no beauties in the car, But the only woman in the car, who fits that age group, and is still a virgin.

"No, according to my experience, a woman who can exude this kind of body fragrance, no matter what, should be a beauty. How could she look like that? Is it possible that Master Tian is also mistaken."

Tian Daguan was puzzled in his heart, he is a real master when it comes to looking at women and distinguishing beautiful women by body fragrance. It was the first time he had encountered such a thing, firstly, he had lost his sight, and secondly, his method of distinguishing beautiful women by smell was not working.

Therefore, we Tian officials couldn't help taking a few more glances at the woman's buttocks, which made him see a very interesting thing. A very gentle man used a small blade to skillfully cut the woman's buttocks. The woman's wallet walked away, she was very familiar with the road, she was obviously a habitual offender, and it only took two seconds in total, what is called a person, this is a motherfucker, and even Tian Daguan has to admire it a little After a while, people are not only skilled, but also smart.

And who would have imagined that a person who looks so refined would be a habitual offender. This is a kind of psychological warfare, which is very clever. His attire will give people an illusion, and subconsciously exclude him from the list. Doubtless.

At this time, just as Tian Boguang was about to speak, the woman turned her head and looked at Tian Boguang with some vigilance, and then she immediately realized that something was wrong, her wallet was gone, her first thought was Well, it was Tian Daguan who did it. With the combination of new and old grudges, the woman completely broke out.

"My wallet is missing. You must have stolen it. No wonder you've been spying on others. You can tell you're not a good person just by looking at you."

The woman pointed at Mr. Tian and yelled loudly, and added the words "thieves' eyebrows and mouse eyes" to him, and the gentle man was nervous and guilty for a while, but when he heard that the woman was not referring to him, he couldn't help but relax He breathed a sigh of relief, but he still couldn't hide his guilty conscience. He has been in this business for a long time, and he has never missed a hand. Today is the first time that the owner discovered that the wallet was missing before the person escaped.

"Yes, yes, I also saw him staring at the hip pocket of this lady's trousers. I thought he was just a hobbyist."The gentle man spoke with certainty, as if he didn't see the truth.

Seeing this, Mr. Tian couldn't help praising the cleverness of the thief. When he stood up like this, although he was a thief calling for a thief, his brilliance was that he didn't point out that Mr. Tian was a thief and a pickpocket. The credibility of officials as thieves, in this way, he will be completely wiped out, and no one will think that the thief will be him.

In addition to the words of the gentle man, everyone in the car has already regarded Mr. Tian as a thief, nonsense, if you didn't have malicious intentions, why would you stare at his wallet.