Taoist Modern Merry

When two men who had never met before met for the first time, they said they would have a fight.In the eyes of outsiders, the two of them were either sick or crazy, so it was no wonder Ji Yuxian said so.

"Tianlu, don't fight with him, this is a school, you will be expelled if you fight."

Ji Yuxian rushed up and grabbed Tian Luzi's arm.Based on her understanding of Tian Luzi, the latter might actually agree to fight that 'gorilla'.

Chen Gang heard it from the side, and immediately became anxious, and used the aggressive method: "Zhang Tianlu, don't you dare to fight?"

Tian Luzi smiled slightly and said: "Why don't you dare, I will play with you today." After speaking, he turned to Ji Yu who was jumping in a hurry and said: "Don't worry, it's okay, the fight will be very fast."

Seeing the persistence in Tian Luzi's clear eyes, Ji Yuxian, who wanted to stop him, gave up because she knew she couldn't stop it.

Tian Luzi stretched his feet a little, squatted in a horse stance, slightly bent his hands forward, and made a standard Tai Chi gesture.

Chen Gang's eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to move first. His huge body rushed towards Tian Luzi like a tank, and his speed climbed a lot faster than before, and he hit Tian Luzi's face with a fist as big as a clay pot.

Hitting people doesn't slap people in the face. If someone slaps me in the face, I will disfigure him.

Tian Luzi also moved, he took a step forward, and swept his seemingly weak right hand to the side, like a woman gently brushing away fallen flowers.

However, it was this seemingly beautiful and harmless blow that swept Chen Gang's menacing fist aside.

Chen Gang was very surprised. He could clearly feel that there was a soft force acting on his hand just now, and his hand was blocked uncontrollably.

He used to fight with Tai Chi practitioners a lot before, but it never happened like this. None of those people could block his punches, they could only jump and dodge.

Leveraging strength to strike strength, four or two strokes of a thousand catties is the essence of Tai Chi, if you choose to dodge if you abandon it, you will fall into the bottom line.Chen Gang knew this, so he punched aggressively at the beginning.

If you miss a punch, make up for it again. Chen Gang's moves didn't have the slightest fancy punch to the flesh, and he punched out the second punch quickly.

Tian Luzi's face remained unchanged, and he used the same soft move, but he just changed his hand and blocked Chen Gang's second punch.Immediately afterwards, he wanted to take advantage of the latter's open door to bully him, but the latter had already kicked him sideways, very fiercely.

Tian Luzi had no choice but to postpone the bully's forward move, and raised his right foot to block the opponent's sideways kick.When the opportunity came, Tian Luzi hopped with one foot, bullied his body and bumped into Chen Gang's body.

bump!Chen Gang was knocked back again and again, and finally sat on the ground with his buttocks, making a dull sound.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? I just came to register, and I signed up before the start of school. Do you want to be expelled?" A hoarse voice suddenly sounded, and the person who came was Zhang Zhengxuan, the deputy director of the teaching office of Yangcheng University.

As usual, Zhang Zhengxuan came to see the payment status of the freshmen as usual.Every time he sees many students queuing up to give money to the school, he will be in a very good mood.

When he arrived today, he once again saw many freshmen blocking the payment office.But there were enough people, but none of them paid the fee, but formed a circle and watched the two freshmen playing heads-up.

The most hated thing in the world is nothing more than prostitution of wives and daughters, killing fathers and sons and cutting off people's wealth.Zhang Zhengxuan, who was cut off from his 'financial resources', was furious on the spot, and he had already made up his mind to severely punish those two thorny freshmen.

Although I don't know who it is, the one who dares to say expulsion must be someone who can talk in school.So Ji Yuxian became anxious immediately, but Tian Luzi, who was the person involved, was not at all anxious.

"You are?" Tian Luzi asked with a smile.

"Hmph, I'm the deputy director of the school's teaching office." Zhang Zhengxuan snorted angrily. He didn't like the smile on Tian Luzi's face very much.

"Oh, so it's the director. Actually, my friend and I didn't fight, we were just joking around." While talking, Tian Luzi ran to Chen Gang who had stood up, and put his hand on the latter's shoulder, Very friendly as well.

At this time, Chen Gang also came to his senses, opened his mouth and said with a smirk: "Yes, we are just playing around."

Is that all right?The fight was inseparable just a moment ago, but now they are hooking their shoulders together. Where did these two people come from?

"You..." Zhang Zhengxuan felt that his blood pressure was high again, so he quickly took two pills.

He wanted to have a fit, but it wasn't easy to do so. The people involved all hooked their shoulders and claimed that it was a joke. He had no way to investigate, so he had to leave angrily, but he also hated Tian Luzi and Chen Gang.

There was no show, and the freshmen lined up again to pay the fee. Ji Yuxian, who was so anxious, finally felt relieved.Tian Luzi originally wanted to line up behind Long Hongyan and continue touching his legs, but Ji Yuxian pulled him to the front, reasoning that he would not have another dispute with the 'gorilla'.

After what happened just now, Chen Gang did not embarrass Long Hongyan who jumped in line, but just queued quietly.Long Hongyan's silky legs that make countless men covet, in the eyes of Chen Gang, a martial idiot, is not attractive at all.

Listening to the voices of Ji Yuxian and Jiang Xueying, and missing Long Hongyan's silky legs, Tian Luzi lined up depressed.

After finally getting in line, he realized that he had no ticket at all.In the end, it was Ji Yuxian who paid the bills for both of them.

The consequence of this is that Tianluzi ushered in the contempt of all the girls around him, and the envy of all the boys.Obviously, everyone has listed Tianluzi in the ranks of eating soft rice.

After paying the fee, Jiang Xueying was about to return to the reporting office with Tian Luzi and Ji Yuxian, when Long Hongyan suddenly ran over and said, "Handsome guy, thank you for letting me intervene!"

Hearing this, Tian Luzi almost sat down on the ground.Although he knew that what Long Hongyan meant by jumping in meant jumping in the queue, he couldn't help thinking wrong.What does it mean to let you plug in? Can this not make people want to be crooked?

"Um, you don't need to apologize so seriously, it's just a matter of raising your hands." Tian Luzi said, his eyes fell on Long Hongyan's silky legs involuntarily.

On the side, Ji Yuxian could see clearly, feeling unwell for no reason, wishing to step forward and kick Tian Luzi's crotch.

"Having said that, I still feel a little sorry for you fighting with that 'gorilla' for me and almost being caught by the school. Let me treat you to dinner sometime. What's your mobile phone number?"

Hehe, asking for the phone number was Long Hongyan's real purpose.

"Ah...Sorry, I don't have a mobile phone." Tian Luzi blushed and said awkwardly.

"Hehe, it's okay. This is my mobile phone number. Remember to call it. I'm going to treat you to dinner." Long Hongyan thought that Tian Luzi was unwilling to tell her the number, so she didn't ask any more questions and handed a piece of paper to her. The strip was handed over.

Tian Luzi took it over to look at it, stuffed the note into his pocket and followed Ji Yuxian away, leaving Long Hongyan standing alone.

Looking at the back of Tianluzi going away, Long Hongyan whispered to herself: "A person who can dispatch four police cars to escort, even if he is not rich and handsome, he must be rich and rich. Zhang Tianlu, my sister will come to you again. Is it..."

Tian Luzi followed the two girls back to the Freshman Registration Office of the Department of Pharmacy. Li Feng, who had been waiting a little impatiently, came up to him and asked, "Why is it taking so long? Are there many people queuing at the payment office?"

"There are a lot of people, and something happened over there that delayed it." Jiang Xueying nodded.

"What is it?" Li Feng asked suspiciously.

"Let's talk about this later, let's take Tianlu and Yuxian to claim the dormitory first, otherwise it will be dark." Jiang Xueying looked at her watch, it was already past five o'clock in the afternoon.

"Okay!" Li Feng didn't insist, turned to Ji Yu and said: "Ji Xuemei, where is your luggage? Let me unscrew it for you."

Before Ji Yuxian could reply, Tian Luzi on the side moaned in pain: "Senior Li, you are not very kind, why don't you ask where my luggage is and help me unscrew it. "

"Hehe, from Henggu to now, seniors only help junior girls unscrew their luggage. Have you ever seen a senior in any university who helps juniors unscrew their luggage?" Li Feng said bluntly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"..." Tian Luzi was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood, but the next moment he smiled and said: "Senior Li, you just said that you want to help Yuxian unscrew the luggage, right?"

"Correct!"

"Sure?"

"Sure! That's my honor!"

"Well, I'll leave these two big bags to you." Tian Luzi pointed to the two big bags next to him.

"Isn't this your luggage?" Li Feng said with black lines all over his head, an ominous premonition flashed in his heart.

"Actually, those two large bags of luggage are all mine." Ji Yuxian said shyly from the side.

Hearing this, Li Feng staggered and almost fell to the ground.Seeing Tianluzi on the side, he was happy.The one who told you to unscrew the luggage for the school girl, and the one who told you to show courteousness in front of Yu Xian, now hit the iron plate.

In the end, Li Feng helped Tian Luzi share a pack of luggage for the sake of face, because he could only barely carry one pack after working so hard.

On the way to the dormitory, Ji Yuxian and Jiang Xueying walked in front, chatting and laughing, having a good time.Tian Luzi was carrying a large bag without panting, and followed the two women without any haste, admiring the buttocks of the two women.

At the end, Li Feng was already out of breath from exhaustion, and fell behind by a long distance, so he was barely crushed to the ground by the luggage.

At this time, Li Feng's intestines were full of regrets. If he had known about it, he would not have said that he would help Ji Yuxian unscrew his luggage.At the same time, he was also surprised by Tian Luzi's physical strength, and directly classified him as a pervert.