Taoist Modern Merry

"Brothers, I, Chen Gang, are here!" A rough voice sounded, it was the gorilla Chen Gang who had fought with Tian Luzi at the payment office earlier.

"Welcome to base camp 305." Han Feng Hanyu said this out of politeness, but he murmured secretly in his heart: Damn, you forgot to close the gate of the zoo, why did you let such a gorilla escape.

Chen Gang ignored the cold wind and rain, his gaze was fixed on Tian Luzi, his eyes burst out with fiery light again and he shouted: "Is it you?"

"Isn't it me? What are you doing here?" Tian Luzi was also very depressed, wondering whether he had offended the gorilla in his previous life, and the 'gorilla' came to pester him in this life.

"My dormitory is originally 5#305. Of course I came here to stay. But why did you come here?" Chen Gang strode across the gate and threw his luggage on the empty bed.

Tianluzi and the cold wind and rain could be seen, and the corners of his eyes twitched.The people of the Planet of the Apes are really different, even putting luggage is so rough and violent, which is beyond comparison with ordinary people.

"I'm also from the Department of Pharmacy, and the dormitory is also here." Tian Luzi didn't know whether to cry or laugh. He shared a dormitory with Chen Gang, and with the latter's martial-crazy temperament, he would definitely pester him to fight in the future.

Sure enough, after Chen Gang put down his luggage, he clenched his fists and said to Tian Luzi, "Zhang Tianlu, let's fight again."

Tian Luzi patted his forehead and said with a headache, "Student Chen Gang, why don't we stop fighting, I don't want to be expelled from school."

Who are these people!No, it should be said that these are all "gorillas". On the first day of registration, they clamored to start fighting. I am afraid that they will not live a stable life after 5#305.

Thinking in his heart, Han Feng Hanyu both stepped forward to persuade him: "They are both in the same dormitory, don't shout and kill them as soon as they meet, it hurts the peace, doesn't it."

At this time, Chen Gang found out that there were still two people in the dormitory. He turned his head and took a look at Hanfeng Hanyu, and suddenly said coyly: "Twin sisters? Hehe, I like it! When will the dormitory of the university allow men and women Mixed up, two beauties, do you want to take care of you? I am going to take care of you."

Han Feng Han Yu wanted to rush up to fight Chen Gang, but because of the latter's huge body, they gave up after all.Fighting the gorilla with the two of them as weak as a washboard is simply looking for abuse.

"I'm sorry, we are men." Han Feng said depressedly: "Of course we also ask for support, Chen Gang, are you sure you want to support us?"

"Man? Shemale? Hee hee, I won't do that crap. What do you guys think of me, Chen Gang?" Chen Gang retreated a few steps like seeing a monster, and said solemnly.

We all know that Chen Gang is a careless and reckless guy, so I don't bother to bother with him in the cold wind and rain.

"Cultivate for a hundred years to cross the same boat, and cultivate for a thousand years to share the same dormitory! Now that everyone is here, why don't we line up as brothers? Calling classmates and names seems a bit out of place." Han Feng suggested.

"This proposal is good, I agree with both hands and feet. I, Chen Gang, must be the biggest one, so I must be the oldest!" Chen Gang cracked his mouth and laughed loudly: "I will cover you from now on, whoever bullies you, you will come Tell me, I'll beat him up."

"We haven't reported our age yet, how do you know you are the oldest?" Tian Luzi rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Isn't it obvious that your small body is as big as mine?"

"..."

It turns out that Chen Gang's standard is: the big one is the oldest, not according to age.Regarding this, Han Feng Han Yu and Tian Luzi were full of black lines, and directly ignored him as a weirdo.

In the end, the four were still brothers arranged according to their age. The cold wind and cold rain were the oldest one and the second child respectively, Tian Luzi was the third child, and Chen Gang was depressed and ranked the fourth child.

For this reason, Chen Gang protested many times, but no one liked him. In the end, the minority obeyed the majority, and became his fourth child depressed.

What Tian Luzi reported was the age on the ID card that Ji Changtian helped him get. After all, he was born 800 years ago, so he can't report his real age to scare people.

In addition, Chen Gang also gave the four people in the 5#305 dormitory a name, called the local tyrants!Only Chen Gang could come up with such a weird name.

duh duh! ! !There was a knock on the door, Tian Luzi looked at the door, and found Ji Yuxian standing outside the door, holding a roll of quilt in his arms.

"Yu Xian? Why are you here?" Tian Luzi asked in surprise.

"Why did I come here? Didn't you see that I brought you the quilt? Let me in quickly. These things are dead." Ji Yuxian said depressedly, with sweat oozing from his forehead.

Seeing this, Tian Luzi hurried out of the way to let Ji Yu in.After entering, the latter discovered that there were three other people in the dormitory, and two of them were women. '

God!How could there be a pair of sisters spending time in the boys' dormitory? Could it be that Tianlu's dormitory is mixed with men and women?Inevitably, Ji Yuxian had the same thoughts as Chen Gang before.

Seeing the shocked look on Ji Yu's pretty face, Tian Luzi knew what she was thinking, so he stepped forward and introduced: "They are my roommates, and this is the fourth brother, Chen Gang. I met you at the payment office. Passed. These two are the elder one and the second, cold wind and cold rain, they are twin brothers!"

When talking about twin brothers, Tian Luzi deliberately emphasized his tone, and only then did Ji Yuxian realize that he had misunderstood.

After introducing his fellow dormmate, Tian Luzi introduced Ji Yuxian to Chen Gang and the others: "Her name is Ji Yuxian, and she is also a freshman in the Department of Pharmacy."

"Hello brother and sister, sister-in-law!" Han Feng Hanyu and Chen Gang shouted in tacit understanding.

In their eyes, since Ji Yuxian had come to help Tian Luzi make the bed, the two must have had an affair.So they bark very naturally, without being obtrusive at all.

Ji Yuxian's pretty face flushed, a trace of joy flowed in her heart for no reason, but she pretended to be angry and said: "Don't bark, I'm just from the same village as him."

"We understand, hee hee." Chen Gang and Han Feng Han Yu had an understanding look on their faces.

Ji Yuxian ignored them, asked Tian Luzi which bed he had, and began to help him make the bed.The latter saw her focused expression when making the bed, and something seemed to melt in her heart, what a wonderful woman.

"In order to celebrate our brothers' establishment of the local tyrants, let's go out to have a good meal tonight, and I'll treat you! None of you should compete with me to pay the bill. I'm in a hurry with whoever competes with me to pay the bill."

Chen Gang took out a stack of big red bills that were at least three centimeters thick from his bag, and stuffed them into the back pocket of his jeans.I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but half of the stack of banknotes was exposed, and Jiu Fen Sao Bao was very ostentatious.

Local tyrants, veritable rich local tyrants!Fighting to pay the bill for a meal with local tyrants, only a fool would do that. Tianluzi is not stupid, nor is the cold wind and rain, so they kept saying: "Don't worry, no one will grab you."

At this time, Ji Yuxian had already made the bed, and Chen Gang said: "Let's go to eat, sister-in-law, too."

"This..." Ji Yuxian pondered for a moment and then said, "Well, I haven't eaten yet, so it's better to go outside to buy some daily necessities after dinner."

Ji Yuxian agreed very naturally and didn't react at all. By doing this, she was tantamount to tacitly acquiescing the relationship between her and Tianluzi.

Outside Yangcheng University, there are many restaurants and eateries, both high-end and low-end.Many college students in this era have Brother Mi, and today is the day of registration, which directly led to the booming business of restaurants, large and small.

Among them, the 'Country House' restaurant is one of the more high-end restaurants. Chen Gang took the lead and led Tian Luzi and others straight to the gate there.

During the period, Han Feng Han Yu persuaded Chen Gang to change to a more ordinary restaurant.But how could Chen Gang, a veritable wealthy local tyrant, be willing to insist on going to a 'country house' on the grounds that I can't afford to lose face.

Tian Luzi and Ji Yuxian walked at the end, when suddenly a beautiful figure rushed out from the side, and they were about to bump into each other.Tian Luzi reacted quickly and pulled Ji Yuxian aside.

Ji Yuxian escaped the fate of being hit, but Tian Luzi was not so lucky, and was hit straight.He only felt that he was hit by two very elastic meat balls.

A gust of fragrance entered her bosom, it was the body fragrance unique to top-quality women, Tian Luzi could feel the pure Yin breath mixed in the fragrance, she was definitely a virgin.

Tian Luzi was knocked back a step, but the woman fell to the ground and let out a cry of pain, obviously injured.

It was an extremely plump and mature woman, wearing a light gray professional suit, with a short skirt that narrowed her waist and covered her hips, tightly wrapping her round buttocks.

The upper body is a thin off-white shirt with three-quarter sleeves, the neckline is opened very high, and no scenery can be seen.The fullness of the chest is a bit bigger than Ji Yuxian's, as if to push the buttons of the shirt open.

The woman fell to the ground and her phone was thrown aside.A dark blue strappy high-heeled shoe was also thrown out, and the legs without stockings were as white as jade, without a trace of blemish.

Generally speaking, women's legs are more or less flawed, but the woman in front of him has none.

Tian Luzi always liked looking at beautiful legs, but now seeing two beautiful white legs on the same level as Ji Yuxian, his eyes lit up immediately.

And because the woman fell to the ground, her legs unconsciously parted slightly, he could clearly see the translucent red panties under the woman's skirt, and a few mischievous and desolate grasses that were unwilling to be restrained by the panties.