Taoist Modern Merry

Tian Luzi took a look at the cold wind and cold rain, and after seeing them nodding in acquiescence, he told Chen Gang about the cold and dead pulse.

Ji Yu listened idly, covering her mouth with her small hands and showing sympathy, women's sympathy is always more overflowing than men's.

"There is such a strange problem with the first and second child? It is about the lives of brothers, I should pass it on to you Cai Lifu, but..." Chen Gang was a little embarrassed.

Han Feng thought that Chen Gang had some scruples, so he smiled and said: "Fourth, if it's really inconvenient, forget it, it's okay, we can go to the Cai Lifo Martial Arts Academy to learn."

"What nonsense are you talking about? It's not a matter of inconvenience. It's just that there is a rule to learn from Cai Lifu, that is, you must first learn from a teacher."

As soon as Chen Gang finished speaking, the faces of the people present became extremely weird. Two 'shemale' worshiped a 'gorilla' as their teacher?Such a situation sounds so ridiculous.

"Is it okay not to be a teacher?" Han Feng Hanyu also asked with a strange expression.

"No, even if you go to the martial arts school, you still have to learn from a teacher. Since you have to learn from a teacher anyway, it's better to worship under my Chen Gang. I won't charge you tuition."

Chen Gang insisted that his tone and expression when he spoke sounded like a strange uncle who was abducting a little girl.No, it should be 'gorilla'.

In the end, in order to save his life, Han Feng Hanyu had no choice but to bite the bullet and worship Chen Gang as his teacher.As for the apprenticeship ceremony, it was just a toast to Chen Gang by Han Feng Han Yu.

Many years later, it was only after the cold wind and cold rain that I learned that there is no such rule as "to learn art, you must first learn from a teacher" when learning Cai Lifu.This is entirely a prank made by Chen Gang, who is unhappy that he is the fourth child.

Seeing that the matter had been settled, Tian Luzi opened his voice and said: "The coldness of the veins is no small matter, we should not delay. Tomorrow morning I will teach you Tai Chi, and the fourth brother will teach you Cai Lifo."

"Okay!" Hanfeng Hanyu looked expectant, the cold and excruciating pulse had troubled them for too long, and they were eager to get rid of it.

"Third brother, can I learn your Tai Chi too?" Chen Gang asked suddenly.

"Of course, but are you sure you want to learn?" While speaking, Tian Luzi couldn't help but flashed in his mind, a funny picture of a 'gorilla' twisting its buttocks and doing Tai Chi.

Chen Gang also seemed to feel that his body type was not suitable for practicing Tai Chi, so he stopped talking after a few laughs.

At this moment, the two young couples at the table next to them had finished their meal and left, and the beautiful waitress brought five of them in.

After Han Feng Hanyu accidentally saw the five people, their expressions suddenly became gloomy.

Tianluzi could see clearly from the side, and thought to himself: Does the first and second know those five people?With such thoughts in mind, he subconsciously looked at the five people sitting at the next table.

One of them was dressed in gold and silver, and was dressed in Armani. I don't know if he was flattened by someone or naturally with arrogance on his face.His face is pale and his eyes are lifeless, obviously a product of excessive indulgence.

Judging from the fact that the other four people kept flattering this man, he should have the final say among the five.

"Hey! Aren't these two beauties from the Han family?" The leading man noticed the cold wind and rain sitting at the table next to him, exclaimed exaggeratedly, stood up and walked over.

It is not a compliment for a man to be called a great beauty.Especially for the cold wind and cold rain who have been troubled by the yin and cold for more than 20 years and know the pain, it is undoubtedly a slap in the face.Being a man and not looking like a man has always been a pain in their hearts.

Hanfeng Hanyu clenched his fists tightly, trembling slightly all over his body, gritted his teeth and held back and did not reply, as if he was worried about something.

Tian Luzi and Chen Gang next to him knew that there must be something wrong between Hanfeng Hanyu and that man.But the cold wind and rain did not break out, and they couldn't do anything to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings.

Seeing that the two of Han Feng and Han Yu were silent, the man put his hand on Han Feng's shoulder, pretending to be surprised and said: "Oh! The Han family still has spare money for you to come here to eat, your Han family's money Isn’t it all spent on doing sex reassignment surgery for you?”

"Tang Hao man, you fucking fart!" Han Feng threw off the man's hand and said angrily, "I'll fuck all the women in your Tang family."

Han Yu also stood up angrily, while Chen Gang and Tian Luzi sat as if nothing had happened, but their eyes were already gloomy.

Tang Haoren was overwhelmed by the sudden yelling, and stood there in a daze for a long time without reacting.In his memory, the two monsters of the Han family would not dare to fight against him no matter what.

Because they were suffering from Yin and cold, which directly caused the cold wind and cold rain, the two were regarded as monsters since they were young.They have no friends, but they are never short of people who laugh at them.

After all, they had two friends, Tian Luzi and Chen Gang, so they cherished this friendship very much and felt that they could not lose face in front of their friends.

So, even though they knew that Tang Hao's people were not something they could offend now, nor the Han family, they still cursed loudly.

"Dead shemale! How dare you scold me?" Tang Hao's nose twisted in anger, he stretched out his hand and shouted: "Go, fuck me, beat those two dead shemale to me!"

The four punks behind Tang Hao heard this, and rushed up immediately, with two fists and two legs, greeting Han Feng Han Yu and the other two respectively.

Tian Luzi narrowed his eyes and wanted to make a move, but someone was faster than him.Chen Gang stood up suddenly, picked up the stool and threw it out, blocking the fists and feet of the four punks.

Immediately afterwards, he jumped up and stepped heavily on the table.This guy didn't know why he was nervous, but he started warming up on the table.As a result, several good dishes were trampled to pieces, and the table was overwhelmed and crushed to the ground.

Depend on!What kind of monkey are you a gorilla playing on the table, do you have to crush other people's tables before you are willing?Tian Luzi's head was full of black lines, and he looked like I didn't know this guy.

Because there was too much movement, people who were eating around put down their chopsticks to keep a distance, but no one left but stood far away to watch the show.Chinese people in this era like this set.

"Grandma, the table of this 'country man' is not very solid, it will fall over if you step on it." Chen Gang rushed towards the four punks who had been pushed back by the stool just now, cursing.

Hehe, this is not because the table is not solid, but because your body shape and weight are different from ordinary people.No matter how solid the table is, if you crush the crab to death with a big rock, I am afraid it will be overwhelmed and crushed.

Tian Luzi was very curious about how Chen Gang's women could bear his terrifying weight in the future.Thinking about a delicate woman being crushed under the gorilla Chen Gang, he felt weird thinking about it.

Beauty and the Beast?Well, Comrade Tianluzi is thinking too much.

Given that Chen Gang's size was too large, the four gangsters all took out their knives and came up to him.Four cold lights flickered, and they all stabbed at Chen Gang without any skill at all.

"Four idiots!" Chen Gang yelled, squatted down quickly, and swept across the spot with his elephant-like legs.While dodging the knife, he also swept the four punks to the ground.

Chen Gang was unforgiving, rushed forward and stomped four feet in a row.

Click click click. . . . . .There were four crisp fracture sounds in a row, and the four punks all had a broken leg, rolling on the ground and screaming in pain.

At this time, no matter how stupid Tang Hao was, he knew that the gorilla in front of him was not an ordinary person, so he slipped out the door with oil on his feet.

Fight a gorilla?Don't be stupid, is that beast a human can match, 36 moves is the best plan.

"You fucking want to run, have you asked your uncle me?" Chen Gang squatted slightly, his huge body weighing more than 400 jins was two feet off the ground, and instantly jumped in front of Tang Hao and blocked his way .

"What do you want to do? I'm from the Tang family in Yangcheng. You'd better not mess around." Tang Hao's voice was trembling, and he couldn't speak clearly, obviously frightened.

"The Tang family? I've never heard of it."

After finishing speaking, Chen Gang's big hand like a sunflower fan slapped Tang Haoren's face fiercely.The latter suddenly looked like a kite with a broken string. His body turned over for several weeks and fell to the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood with a few teeth mixed in it.

"You..." Tang Haoren, who had a few more purple blood marks on his face, stared at Chen Gang with vicious eyes, like a poisonous snake that chooses to eat someone.

Tang Hao is the only child of the Tang family. He has never been beaten by anyone since he was a child. Now that he was slapped by Chen Gang and lost two teeth, his anger is naturally out of the question. At the same time, he still holds a grudge against Chen Gang.

"What are you, are you dissatisfied? If you dissatisfy, I will slap you!" After Chen Gang finished speaking, there was a slap, and purple bloodstains appeared on the other side of Tang Hao's face.

"Haha, this is symmetrical." Chen Gang sized up Tang Haoren, and said this with satisfaction.

The people watching around were amused and laughed out loud, that gorilla was so funny.

Amidst the loud laughter, Chen Gang grabbed the collar of Tang Haoren's Armani shirt and lifted it up like a chicken.The latter could no longer care about the pain, struggled violently and yelled for help.

"Old one, old two, you fuck him." Chen Gang raised him in front of the cold wind and rain.

The cold wind and cold rain heard it, but did not act, but hesitated whether to do it or not.From the anger in their eyes, it can be seen that they really wanted to slap Tang Haoren, but they seemed to be scruples for not doing it for a long time.

"Han Feng Han Yu, if you dare to slap me, I will make your life worse than death, and your Han family will be ruined." Tang Hao yelled desperately, he believed that Han Feng Han Yu would not dare to slap him.

At this time, Tian Luzi had already heard a little sign. The reason why the cold wind and rain did not dare to do anything should be because of their family.So he punned:

"Those who humiliate others will always be humiliated! First and second, even if you don't beat him now, his revenge will still come to you. People don't need to cause trouble, but they must not be afraid of trouble!"

Hearing the sound, both the wind and the rain trembled, and they already had a decision in their hearts.