Taoist Modern Merry

Tian Luzi's voice was like thunder on dry land, not only stunned Chen Gang, but also stunned everyone present.

Everyone stared at Tianluzi with monster-like eyes. No matter how they thought about it, they couldn't understand how a person's voice could make such a shocking sound.

Could this be the legendary lion's roar skill?

Seen as a monkey by everyone, Tian Luzi was very embarrassed, whether he wanted to laugh or cry.

In fact, he was only afraid that Chen Gang, a reckless man, would really kill that stupid man, so he shouted in a hurry.After all, it is an eternal truth to kill people to pay their lives and pay their debts.Perhaps Chen Gang is not afraid, but he will also cause trouble.

Just when Tian Luzi was so embarrassed, Chen Gang suddenly leaned in front of him, and asked furtively, "Third brother, tell me honestly, did you use the lion's roar just now? The sound just now shocked me." My ears hurt, I saw the lion's roar in the movie is like this."

"No! In this era, there should be no people who can use lion roar skills, but there were in ancient times." Tian Luzi said, he was not lying, because he had fought with a person who could learn lion roar skills 800 years ago .

"The lion's roar skill also has a big horn?"

"..."

Sometimes, Tian Luzi really wondered if Chen Gang's head was caught by the door.The latter expressed his innocence, he just watched too much "Kung Fu".

"You two, time is running out, so the interrogation is the most important thing." Han Rantian saw that the two were sneaking around, seeming to be talking about something unimportant, so he reminded him aloud.

"Oh, yes, the interrogation is important! The interrogation is important!" Chen Gang reacted, and asked Tian Luzi solemnly: "Third brother, you said just now that the interrogation is not like this, so you are talking about how it should be interrogated?"

"Go get two toothpicks!" Tian Luzi didn't answer Chen Gang's words, but said something inexplicable.

Although I don't know which one Tianluzi is playing, but out of trust in him, Hanfeng quickly fetched the toothpick.

In the eyes of everyone, Tian Luzi took the toothpick, walked to the lunatic next to the stupid man and squatted down.The lunatic's eyelids were pushed up with a toothpick so that he could not close his eyes.

After finishing all this, Tian Luzi handed a machete to Chen Gang and said: "Take the knife and cut off the limbs of that stupid big man. Don't be afraid that he will die from bleeding too much. He can't die without me. Remember , cut slowly one by one, without interrogation.”

"Ha, you and I are indeed in the same league! No, you are more evil than me, third child." Chen Gang said with a look of admiration: "But, are you sure it will be useful?"

"Yes! Just do it!"

"Okay! Do you want to sprinkle some salt on the wound after the cut?"

"what ever!"

. . . . . . .

With a bloodthirsty expression on Chen Gang's face, the hand holding the knife kept moving, and the machete cut the limbs of the dumb man one by one.When the knife sees blood, the knife penetrates into the flesh, the one who strikes the knife as if nothing happened, and the onlookers can't bear it.

These two guys are not humans, they are demons!Such thoughts flashed through the minds of those present, and they couldn't bear to look at it any more, and closed their eyes one after another.They can close their eyes and not look, but not the lunatic with the toothpick on his eyelids.

The unhurried knife after knife stimulated him all the time and hit his spirit.He suddenly discovered that it turned out that he would feel so uncomfortable when the knife was cut on others.

After a cup of tea, Chen Gang cut dozens of knives, and basically no intact skin can be seen on the limbs of the stupid man.As for the madman who had been watching, tears and snot flowed down his face, his face was full of horror, and his spirit had collapsed.

"Fourth, it's fine. If you cut it off again, he will really die!" Tian Luzi told Chen Gang to stop when he was almost done, and said, "You can interrogate now, and he will know everything."

Chen Gang looked at the stunned man who was already in shock, wondering: "He's already in shock, how can I ask?"

"When did I ask you to ask him?" Tian Luzi pointed to the madman who had collapsed and said, "Go ask him!"

At this time, no matter how stupid Chen Gang was, he knew that the purpose of what Tian Luzi did and what he asked him to do was to defeat the spirit of that madman.

"Third son, it's a pity that you were not born hundreds of years earlier." Chen Gang said suddenly and solemnly.

Tian Luzi was taken aback, unable to react for a while: "What do you mean?"

"If you were born hundreds of years earlier, then the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty would not be on the table at all."

"..."

After Chen Gang finished speaking, he ignored Tian Luzi's reaction, went to the maniac who had collapsed and squatted down, looked at him sympathetically and asked, "What's your name?"

Without the slightest hesitation, the lunatic replied in horror: "Yang Luo, nickname Goudan."

"How many women are there in your family?"

"Three, mother, elder sister and younger sister."

"is it beautiful?"

"Pretty!"

"Big boobs? Round ass?"

. . . . . . . . . .

Hearing Chen Gang's questions getting more and more outrageous, everyone couldn't help but have black lines all over their heads.In the end, it was Tian Luzi who said: "Fourth, what are you doing? Ask a serious person!"

"Yes! Yes! Am I trying to test whether he will lie or not." Chen Gang quibbled a few words, and after seeing everyone's eyes turned unfriendly, he asked seriously: "Where is the lair of the Green Gang?"

"Grass Mud Horse nightclub in the center of town!" replied the lunatic.

"Fuck! Do you still dare to curse people at this time? I'll slap you!" Chen Gang slapped him.

At this moment, Frost's voice sounded: "Brother Chen Gang, he didn't lie to you. There is indeed such a nightclub in the center of Shuangjiang Town."

"What? There really is a nightclub named 'Grass Mud Horse'?" After finishing speaking, Chen Gang felt that something was wrong, so he added: "Well, I didn't mean to scold you."

Hanshuang shook her head, expressing that she didn't care, she was here to find someone for his Han family, so he couldn't scold him back.

"Now that we know the base camp of the Green Gang, it's not too late. Let's go for the fourth."

Tian Luzi ordered Chen Gang, turned to Hanfeng Hanyu and said, "My fourth brother and I don't know the way. The first brother, you take us there. The second child, you send the injured to the hospital. If the hospital asks, you just say that they self-harmed." Make it look like this. Others are waiting for news here, if they all go, they will get in the way."

He was anxious to save people, but Tian Luzi didn't choose his words carefully.The members of the Han family are all smart people. Although they don't want to admit that they are burdensome, they also know that what the former said is the truth.

"It's a bit far from the town center, I'll drive you there." Frost said.

"Of course that's good, let's go!" Tian Luzi rushed out first, followed by Chen Gang and others.

Tian Luzi left the Han family mansion in a hurry, but he didn't see the car, so he was puzzled and wanted to ask.Frost had already run towards a tractor parked by the side of the road, took out the ignition rocker of the tractor and started manual ignition.

"Unexpectedly, there is such a classic handed down now! Brother Frost, don't you want to tell me that your car is this tractor, right?" Chen Gang was overwhelmed with emotion, and had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Yes!" Frost shook the ignition rocker vigorously, and said a word with difficulty.

"You mean, you're going to use this tractor to take us to the nightclub in the center of town?"

Beep beep! ! !There was a loud sound, and the diesel engine on the walk-behind tractor finally started to work, and the black smoke from the jets made Chen Gang, who was standing closer, choked enough.

"I'm kidding you, our Han family used to have a car, but..." In the middle of speaking, Han Shuang, who was sitting in the driver's seat, suddenly changed his words: "I hope you two can make it easier, the tractor It's always faster than walking!"

Chen Gang was silent because he knew that Hanshuang was more reluctant to ride a tractor than he was.It was originally a high and envied existence, but now it has fallen to the bottom, and the feeling is not felt by the person involved.

As for Tianluzi, a caveman, he didn't think there was anything wrong with riding a tractor. In his eyes, a tractor was just like a BMW.

Everyone got into the rear compartment of the tractor. Amidst the rumbling sound and thick smoke, the tractor drove onto the asphalt road in a very aggressive manner, attracting many people to watch and give pointers.

"If you dare to tell others that I, Chen Gang, have been on a tractor in the future, I will be in a hurry with you!" Chen Gang said depressingly.

Chen Gang is a veritable wealthy local tyrant, asking him to ride a tractor made him feel humiliated.

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It was night now, and there were many cars parked in the parking lot in front of the 'Grass Mud Horse' nightclub.Although there are no famous cars, there are also some mid-to-high-end cars.

Beep beep! !There was a sudden roar in the distance, and a headlight as dim as the light of a firefly was getting closer.The sound alarmed the security guard at the entrance of the parking lot. He stood up and looked in the direction of the sound in doubt.

After a while, he finally saw clearly that it was a fucking tractor driving over.

what's the situation?He must have drunk too much during the day, and the bar has not yet woken up, and the security guard is completely sluggish.

Surrounded by gorgeous and beautiful cars, the worst is the van, Hanshuang ignored the pointing of many people around, and just drove the tractor to the entrance of the nightclub's parking lot in a coquettish manner.

The security guard was still in a daze, and Frost didn't honk his horn to wake him up, because the rumble of the tractor was comparable to the horns of all cars.Besides, tractors don't have horns at all.