Taoist Modern Merry

Because of the drug-related incident at the 'Grass Mud Horse' nightclub and the murder of Tang Haoren, Shuangjiang Town was full of uproar and turmoil.

Tian Luzi and Chen Gang didn't care about this, and left Shuangjiang Town with the Han family early in the morning, heading straight for Xuanye International.

After throwing the members of the Han family to Bai Yexuan, Tian Luzi passed away.Oh no, I became a shopkeeper and returned to Yangda University.

When Han Feng Han Yu and Chen Gang left yesterday, they didn't ask for leave, so they ran to the playground as soon as they came back.They left early and were late for no reason, and they didn't know how the instructor Cheng Gaoyuan would punish them.

Tianluzi has an amnesty order, so he is not in a hurry, and walks leisurely.When he passed the gate of Yangda, he accidentally discovered that his name was written on the blackboard of the security room's receipt announcement.

"It's strange. Not many people know me, Tianluzi, and there are only a handful of people who know that I am in Yangda. Who sent me the letter?"

Confused, Tian Luzi murmured to himself and walked to the window of the mail room.I saw a fat woman sitting in the window, eating melon seeds and picking her feet.

Tianluzi resisted the discomfort in his stomach and said: "Take the letter!"

"Show your student ID card!" The fat woman shouted out her fat hand.

The woman is sick, and very sick.Obesity, kidney deficiency, endocrine disorders, menopause, bad breath and beriberi.

Tian Luzi, who has a lot of research on medical skills, just glanced at the fat woman, and this thought flashed in his mind.

Tian Luzi took out his student ID card, and was about to hand it over, but saw that what the fat woman stretched out was the fat hand that just picked her foot.So he withdrew his hand without hesitation and took back his student ID card.

The fat woman noticed Tian Luzi's strange behavior, she pulled her long face immediately, and said in a bad tone: "What do you mean, kid? Do you still want to pick up the letter?"

"Of course." Tian Luzi said with a bitter face.

"Then show me your student card."

"I can show you, but you can't touch my student ID card."

While talking, Tian Luzi took his student card and opened it in front of the fat woman.

"Neuropathy!"

After looking at Tian Luzi's student ID card, the fat woman rummaged through a large pile of letters, and finally took a letter and threw it to him.

Thankfully, the fat lady carried the letter in the hand that ate the sunflower seeds.Otherwise, Tianluzi would probably not want that letter.

Looking at the envelope, Tian Luzi was surprised to find that the sender was Nan Ruxin.

"Isn't she in Yangcheng, why don't you send a letter if you have nothing to do?"

Suddenly Tian Luzi's eyes lit up, and he said to himself with a yummy expression: "Could it be a love letter? Could it be that a South American fell in love with me, and he was embarrassed to say so, so he used a letter to express his love for me?"

Opening the envelope, 10 bills fell out. Tian Luzi picked it up and looked, but he was disappointed.It wasn't a love letter at all, but 10 tickets to a concert.

"Nan Ruxin Guqin concert? VIP?" With Tian Luzi's little common sense, he couldn't figure out what the concert and VIP on the ticket meant.

Really confused, Tian Luzi took out his mobile phone and dialed Nan Ruxin's number.

"Are you finally willing to call me?" Nan Ruxin's pleasant voice came from her hand: "Did you receive the ticket?"

"Tickets? Oh, you mean the ten tickets in the envelope, right?" Tian Luzi smiled.

"Aren't you surprised?"

"Surprise? Why should I be surprised?"

"You were not surprised at all when you received the ten tickets for the VIP concert that I, Nan Ruxin, personally sent to you?"

"Isn't it just a few tickets? Why should I be surprised. By the way, what is a VIP?"

The other side of the phone was silent for a long time, and then Nan Ruxin's frustrated voice came out again: "Did you come from Mars? Forget it, remember to bring your friends to see tonight."

"What are you looking at? Beep beep..." When Tian Luzi was about to ask, Nan Ruxin had already hung up the phone, and she must have lost her mind.

Comrade Tian Luzi felt very wronged, and just about to call back, suddenly there was a somewhat familiar cold breath coming from behind him.He was taken aback for a moment, then a smile appeared on his face, and he already knew who the person behind him was.

"We met again." Tian Luzi didn't turn around to look, but said as he walked forward.

"Zhang Tianlu, why are you wandering here as a freshman if you don't go to military training?" The cold voice sounded again, and then a woman in sportswear came to Tianluzi's side and walked side by side with him.

The woman is none other than the woman who was touched by Tian Luzi on the playground before.

"The instructor can't beat me, and he won't let me go to military training!" Tian Luzi shamelessly distorted the facts, and his gaze fell on the woman's breasts intentionally or unintentionally.

"Hum!" The woman snorted angrily, as if she was not very satisfied with Tianluzi's answer.

"Being able to meet twice at Yang University, we are considered destined. I wonder if the beauty can tell Fang's name?"

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"You said that you are a big beauty, what are you doing with a stinky face all day long, are you not afraid that you won't get married?"

"..." It can be seen that the woman is trying her best to bear it. If she didn't know that she couldn't beat Tianluzi, she might have done it long ago.

"Beauty..." Tian Luzi was ignorant of current affairs, and opened his mouth to say something else.

"Shut up! Wait here!" The woman yelled coldly, and suddenly rushed to the side.

Tian Luzi was taken aback for a moment, and when he saw the woman rushing into the bathroom, he realized that beauties also have three urgencies.Since the beauty asked him to wait, he couldn't go away.

Taking a leisurely look around, Tian Luzi was surprised to find that there were many people pointing at him in the distance.

"Isn't that Zhang Tianlu, the man of the year among freshmen?"

"That's right, he is my idol. It is said that he defeated the instructor, so he doesn't need military training."

"Worthy of being the most coquettish person in the University of Yangzhou, approaching 'Snow Girl' so close, she is still safe and sound."

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Just when Tianluzi was attracting attention and feeling good about herself, the woman finally walked out of the bathroom.

"Beauty, what are you making me wait for?" Tian Luzi lingered unscrupulously on the woman's long legs.

"Someone wants to see you, come with me!" the woman said in a cold voice, and stepped forward with her long legs.

Tian Luzi was not angry at all, he followed closely behind the woman, his eyes fixed on the beautiful legs and buttocks of the woman in front, his expression was so wretched no matter how you looked at it.

Looking at the beautiful legs and buttocks, Tian Luzi didn't know how far he had gone and where he had been.Suddenly, the woman walking in front stopped, and Tian Luzi bumped into him without noticing for a moment, his hands just grabbed the woman's round buttocks.

So soft, so elastic, and feels great!So, Tian Luzi rubbed his hands involuntarily.

"Have you touched enough?" The extremely cold and murderous voice sounded.

Tian Luzi felt as if his body had fallen into an ice cave, and his hands retracted like an electric shock. He said awkwardly, "I couldn't control it for a while, I'm sorry, hee hee."

"Hmph!" The woman snorted coldly, and made a move to lift her cunt leg.

How can women do this trick?Tianluzi was so depressed that he jumped back quickly, narrowly avoiding the trick of cutting off children and grandchildren.

The woman didn't give chase, and pushed open the front door and walked in.At this time, Tian Luzi discovered that the woman had brought him to the principal's office.

According to the records in the Encyclopedia of Common Sense, when a student is taken to the principal's office, there is usually nothing good to happen.For this reason, Tian Luzi turned around without hesitation and was about to run away.

At this moment, a kind voice came from the principal's office: "You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the temple. Since you are here, come in and have a seat!"

Tian Luzi was taken aback for a moment, but finally gave up the idea of ​​running away.

In the principal's office, the cold woman was sitting on the special leather chair that originally belonged to the principal, holding a cup of tea and pouring it into her mouth.An old man stood by the window with a brush flying in his hand. It was Ren Shuhuai, the principal of Yang University.

Tian Luzi's eyes lit up, he walked forward gently, and quietly watched Ren Shuhuai's pen go wild, and the latter wrote wild grass.

Looking at it, Tianluzi's eyes were full of eagerness to move.

The woman who is drinking water can be seen on the side, and there is a strange flash on her pretty face. She can feel Tianluzi's love for calligraphy.Only people who love calligraphy will be eager to try it when they see other people swipe their brushes.

Zhang Sanfeng's book of the eight methods is for calligraphy and painting. Tianluzi is proficient in the eight methods, so he is also proficient in calligraphy.

From the beginning to the end, Tian Luzi just watched quietly, although he was eager to try, he kept restraining himself.

It wasn't until Ren Shuhuai put away his pen that he said: "Suddenly the soul throbbed, and he sighed in shock. He only looked at the spirit, but not the five senses. The ups and downs, highlighting the majestic and majestic momentum."

Hearing this, Ren Shuhuai suddenly turned around and stared at Tian Luzi, his voice trembling slightly: "Do you know magic?"

"The principal must have liked to hide the real crazy grass since he was a child, and he has copied it for many years. Even if you write your own style now, you still carry his shadow." Tian Luzi smiled.

Ren Shuhuai stood on the spot in a daze, looking at Tian Luzi like a monster.If an old man in his seventies and eighties said this to him, then he would not be surprised.But when a freshman uttered the words, he had to be shocked.