Taoist Modern Merry

In the intensive care ward of Yangcheng Second People's Hospital, Ji Yuxian and the local tyrants had been silent for a long time.

Those present were all smart people, and they all knew clearly that there must be many people who were watching in the dark and waiting for an opportunity to attack Ji Yuxian.This time, they were lucky enough to escape with their lives. Will they be so lucky next time?

An open gun is easy to block, but a hidden arrow is hard to guard against!I am in the clear and the enemy is in the dark, who can guarantee that I will not lose my mind for a moment and let the enemy take advantage of it.

In this regard, Tian Luzi only felt that the pressure was huge, like carrying a mountain on his shoulders.The three local tyrants secretly sweated for Tianluzi, his protection mission is a long way to go.As for Ji Yuxian, he was filled with guilt, which was towards Tian Luzi.

Sensing that Ji Yuxian's face was not very good-looking, Tian Luzi just thought about it for a while, and understood her thoughts.

So he stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder, and said, "Actually, you don't have to think about it. I'm very casual. If I don't want to do something, even if someone puts a knife on my neck, I won't do it." made."

Ji Yuxian listened, her delicate body trembled, and she understood the meaning in Tian Luzi's words: He is willing to protect her!

"..." Ji Yuxian was either happy or sad in his heart, but he couldn't say anything when he wanted to say something.

She wanted Tianluzi to continue to protect her, but she was also afraid that she would hurt him.If you care about him, you should think about him!There is no doubt that Ji Yuxian cares about Tianluzi.

If the atmosphere is too depressing, one needs to do something alone to enliven the atmosphere.

At this time, Chen Gang assumed such a role, and he asked carelessly: "My third son, your yellow talisman..."

Han Feng Hanyu didn't see the scene of Tian Luzi performing the mysterious art, but Ji Yuxian was lucky enough to see it, so she calmed down and joined Chen Gang, casting doubtful eyes on Tian Luzi.

"That's a magic spell, a kind of mystical art. I originally wanted to use it to kill that sniper." Tian Luzi explained without hiding it.

"Mystery? Charms? What a mess, you're not a Taoist priest, how could you know these things?" Han Feng looked puzzled, Han Yu and Chen Gang stared wide-eyed and waited for the answer, like little kids seeking knowledge.

"He is indeed a Taoist priest from Wudang Mountain!" Before Tian Luzi could reply, Ji Yuxian had already spoken first.

"What? The third child is a Taoist priest?" The three local tyrants couldn't sit still anymore, and the two rushed to Tian Luzi's side in the cold wind and rain, and touched them with their hands up and down, saying that they didn't seem to be the same.

"I am indeed a Taoist priest, and my Dharma name is Tianluzi." Tianluzi smiled.

"It turns out that Taoist priests are not much different from ordinary people after changing their clothes." Han Feng Han Yu muttered in unison: "Sir, tell me the truth, how many people have you deceived?"

"Cheat? I haven't cheated before, why should I lie?" Tian Luzi couldn't understand. Does being a Taoist priest have anything to do with cheating?

Our ignorant Comrade Tian Luzi still doesn't know that in today's society, people generally think that Taoists, nuns and monks are actually the embodiment of liars.Because people are often deceived by these people for money, sex and even youth. Lovely people are afraid of being deceived.

Han Feng Han Yu didn't speak any more, but his face was full of expressions that I understood.

"As a Taoist priest, do you really know mystical skills, third child? Like in TV dramas, you can immobilize a person with a single finger? Can you take off a woman's skirt with a wave of your finger?" Chen Gang asked expectantly, obviously What crooked idea is playing in my heart.

At the same time that Han Feng Han Yu despised Chen Gang, he was also very puzzled.In which movie, there is a plot where a Taoist priest can take off a woman's skirt with a wave of his finger, why don't they know.

"Yes, yes, yes..." Tian Luzi was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"Then third, you have to teach me mystical arts no matter what! When I learn mystical arts, when I see a beautiful girl, I will take off her skirt with a wave of my finger. Then I just stare... Wahaha!!!" As Chen Gang said, he got up hugging the pillow.

Who are these people!No, it should be said that these are all orangutans, how can they be so wretched in public.

Tian Luzi ignored Chen Gang's flirtatious behavior, and said directly: "Mysterious arts have a restraining effect on evil things, but they cannot be used to deal with ordinary people, otherwise you will have to pay a heavy price for it."

"How big is it? In terms of using mystical techniques to take off someone else's skirt, how much does it cost?"

"I don't know much about this. I once tried to kill people with mystical techniques, but I lost my hearing for a year. It took a year for my hearing to recover."

"So evil? Why is it different from the one on TV?"

"You'd say it was TV, too."

"Hee hee, if that's the case, let's forget it. If the price is that I won't lift in the future, it will be really troublesome."

"..."

After some conversation, the sky was already bright, and it was already past six o'clock in the morning.Tian Luzi, Ji Yuxian and Han Fenghanyu left the intensive care unit and took a taxi back to Yangda University.

As soon as he got into the taxi, Tian Luzi heard the familiar sound of the piano, which was his "Climbing the Moon and Picking the Stars".

I don't know if it's because of the poor quality of the audio in the car. The quality of the piano sound has dropped significantly, and the effect of stimulating fighting spirit is no longer so obvious, but it can also make people excited, blood pressure rise, and heartbeat speed up.

"Where are you going?" Affected by the sound of the piano, the taxi driver's voice was very high-pitched, as if he was working hard, and it was like a shot of chicken blood.

"Go to Yangda University!" Ji Yuxian asked the driver after reporting his destination, "Brother Driver, do you like the song "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars" very much?"

"I like it! I like it very much. Last night I drove late at night. When I walked to the road with few people, I felt a little flustered, so I turned on the radio and heard this song. The moment I heard it, I fell in love. I don’t feel tired after a night of sleepless nights. This "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars" is simply a divine comedy. Those so-called divine comedies such as "Jiangxi Style", "Xuanjing", "Uneasy" and so on, cannot be compared with "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars" !"

The driver said incessantly: "I have never heard a piano song that can make people listen to motivation, so I checked it on the Internet with my mobile phone and found out that this song is called "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars". This Divine Comedy It can be said that it became popular all over the country overnight, and all major music websites can see that this song is on the charts."

Hearing this, Ji Yuxian glanced at Tian Luzi next to him, and took out his mobile phone to search online.As a result of this search, she was completely overwhelmed.No matter which website you click on, the No.1 song on the chart is "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars".

Ji Yuxian didn't believe in evil, and opened the music software 'Qianqiandongting' and 'Cool Cat', only to find that the number one song was still "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars".She tried to click to listen to it, but the result indicated that there were too many people ordering it, and it could not be played temporarily. Please wait in line.

It was only at this time that Ji Yuxian was convinced that Tian Luzi, who was sitting next to him, became famous overnight, and he was still so popular.Still, she found it a little unbelievable.

Back at Yangda University, Ji Yuxian went to her dormitory, while Tianluzi and Hanfeng Hanyu returned to dormitory 5#305, ready to freshen up and go to the cafeteria to sacrifice to the Wuzang Temple.

From afar, Tianluzi could see a lot of people crowded in front of the 5#305 dormitory, it was so bustling.

"Strange, why are there so many people crowded in front of our dormitory?" Tian Luzi had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Could it be that we were not in the dormitory last night, and there were thieves visiting?" Han Feng also asked suspiciously.

"Stop talking, go and have a look." Han Yu said.

So, the three of them didn't dare to neglect any more, and rushed up quickly.

"Zhang Tianlu is back!" Someone shouted, and the voice resounded everywhere.

The crowd crowded in front of the 5#305 dormitory immediately became agitated by this, and immediately surrounded Tianluzi.As for the cold wind and rain, they were directly squeezed outside.

The two looked at Tianluzi who was surrounded by everyone, and then at themselves, with bitter expressions on their faces.The same people, why is there such a big difference?

The moment Tianluzi was surrounded, he had already reacted.When he was afraid of trouble and wanted to escape, it was already impossible to escape.

It turned out that the reason why so many people gathered in front of the 5#305 dormitory was not because the dormitory was stolen, but because "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars" became popular overnight, and Zhang Tianlu became a star overnight.

"Tianlu, can you sign for me?"

"Student Tianlu, how did you create the Divine Comedy "Climbing the Moon and Picking the Stars"?"

"Little handsome Tianlu, let's take a photo together."

"Brother Tianlu, I admire you so much."

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Facing everyone's ravings, Tian Luzi finally understood why Nan Ruxin said that he would beg to live in her villa.Judging from the current situation, if he continues to live in the 5#305 dormitory in the future, he will definitely be blocked day and night.

Since he was surrounded and couldn't escape, Tian Luzi had no choice but to meet the requirements of the alumni one by one, taking group photos together, signing autographs, and answering questions.He just wanted to get rid of the group of people in front of him quickly, and then hide immediately.

However, Tian Luzi underestimated the popularity of his piano song "Climbing the Moon and Picking the Stars".Only then did he dismiss one person, and two people joined the ranks of siege in the distance.

In this way, the result was that more and more people surrounded Tian Luzi.If there are too many people, the scene will be chaotic.

"Sister, please don't kiss my face, my face is full of your saliva."

"Senior, haven't I already signed for you, why are you here to ask for an autograph again?"

"Who touched my ass?"

"Beauty, don't touch me, okay?"

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