Taoist Modern Merry
Chapter 84 A person who has a driver's license but can't drive
After listening to Tian Luzi's words, Chen just understood, and his heart is full of yearning.
So, he put on a flattering expression, and said coyly: "Third brother, you are also a person who has cultivated energy, and you must know the method of cultivation..."
Before Chen Gang finished speaking, Han Feng Hanyu waved their hands and said contemptuously: "Fourth brother, I despise you, don't tell people that you are my brother when you go out, shame on you!"
"You..." Chen Gang blushed, feeling so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.But he couldn't find words to refute, and he also felt that he was indeed too shameless.
"Stop making trouble, let's talk about business." Tian Luzi said with a smile, he still likes to see his brother messing around.
Hearing what Tian Luzi said, Han Feng Hanyu and Chen Gang immediately quieted down.According to their understanding of the former, when the third child said something serious, it was really something serious.
Depend on!Is not this nonsensical.
"Fourth, you want to enter Longya, and you are eager to improve your own strength. I can understand that." Tian Luzi pondered, "However, the journey of cultivation is to change your fate against the sky, and there is no room for impatience and negligence. Therefore, I hope you don't rush and take care of your heart."
"I understand!" Chen Gang nodded. He also understood this truth, but his heart was filled with uncontrollable urgency.This is similar to the reason why men can't resist going to prostitutes even though they know they are not clean.
"You and I are brothers, you want to ask me to cultivate the method of strength, of course I can give it to you." Hearing such words, Chen Gang was overjoyed.But after hearing Tianluzi's next words, his heart sank to the bottom: "But my cultivation method is based on Tai Chi, which is not suitable for you, and it is useless to teach you."
Chen Gang didn't doubt Tian Luzi's words, he still trusted his cheap third brother very much.
Confusion flashed in his eyes, facing the bottleneck, Chen Gang didn't know how to deal with it, let alone whether his dream of entering Longya could be realized.
Seeing Chen Gang's bewildered eyes, Tian Luzi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Why, depressed? Don't know where to go?"
"A little bit!" Chen Gang didn't hide it, because he knew that with his simple mind, he couldn't fool Tian Luzi at all.
"Are you sure you want to obtain the qualification to enter the dragon tooth at all costs?"
"Very sure."
"So you have a goal, so what are you still confused about?"
Chen Gang was shocked, and stared at Tian Luzi with burning eyes.
"Don't look at me like that. It will make people misunderstand that you have taken a fancy to me. I am different from you. I can't be as affectionate as you are."
Tian Luzi made a small joke. He learned the word 'basic love' from the movie "Lost in Thailand".
The others laughed, but Chen Gang didn't.
"Okay, don't act like someone else owes you a lot of money. Judging from your situation, there is a way worth trying." Tian Luzi said seriously.
"Really?" Chen Gang almost yelled, grabbing Tian Luzi's shoulders with a pair of big hands, forgetting to control the force in his emotions.
That's why Tianluzi, a weirdo, can bear it. If it were an ordinary person, he might have been caught and broken his arm long ago.
Too lazy to answer Chen Gang's stupid question, Tian Luzi continued: "The essence of cultivating strength is actually to break through one's own limits. Cai Lifo takes the masculine route, and I don't know much about it. I can only use the most primitive method to try to break through. limit."
"The most primitive way? What?" Chen Gang raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Find someone to fight, or let someone come to fight with you." After finishing speaking, Tian Luzi paused, and then continued: "You are aggressive by nature, and this method is just right for you. You know, any martial arts master is After continuous fighting, I just created an unrivaled skill."
"Is it really possible?"
"Theoretically, it should be possible. To be honest, I'm not sure. Isn't there nothing you can do? Why don't you give it a try?"
"Hmm... That makes sense. But now in a society ruled by law, I can't go around looking for people to fight, right? Even if I look everywhere, I may not be able to find a master."
"Aren't there many martial arts gyms outside now?"
"You mean to let me go to the gym?"
"In my words, it's called visiting someone to discuss. Of course, if you think so, it's okay."
It's obviously a dirty business, but insisting on giving it a good name, this is undoubtedly the same as setting up a chastity archway by a bitch!
When the people around heard this, they all rolled their eyes, thinking silently that this guy is too shameless.Even Chen Gang, who has always been shameless and proud, has to bow down.
"That's right, why didn't I think of going to the gym." Chen Gang patted himself on the head, turned around and was about to go outside.
Tian Luzi quickly pulled him back, and said angrily: "What are you in a hurry, I haven't finished talking yet."
"Hee hee, keep talking."
"Just imagine, if someone tramples on your martial arts gym, you will be beaten to the ground in the end. And the person who beat you will brag about your name and origin, saying that you are welcome to go to his martial arts gym in the future." What are you going to do to get revenge?"
"Does it need to be said, of course I came back to find you to beat him!"
The corners of Tianluzi's eyes twitched, and he muttered in his heart: You really think highly of me. When someone beats you, you think of asking me for help for revenge.
Thinking like this in his heart, he said: "Isn't this enough? If you just do this, there must be many people who will come to trouble you in the future. It is more efficient for others to come to you than you to go to others."
"Haha! This is a good idea, let's do it like this!" Chen Gang laughed again and again, his face full of eagerness.
"So, at the same time as you go to the kicking gym, I will establish a Tai Chi martial arts gym. Every time you go to the kicking gym, report the name of my Tai Chi martial arts gym, so that people who seek revenge on you can find the place. "
"Why do you have to start a Tai Chi martial arts gym? Isn't it the same reason why I founded the Cai Lifo boxing gym?" Chen Gang asked.
"There are two reasons!" Tian Luzi explained: "One, because I want to promote Tai Chi, opening a Tai Chi martial arts gym is a good way. You go to the kicking hall, once or twice is nothing, but when you see a martial arts hall, go there Kick, this is bound to cause a big commotion. In this way, you will definitely be popular, and my martial arts school will also be popular. If the martial arts school is popular, naturally a lot of people will come to sign up to learn Tai Chi."
"What about the second reason?"
"Second, if a martial arts school wants to stand upright, it must have a master to be the curator to control the scene, and I am that master. Although your Cai Li Fo boxing is a bit hot, it is not enough to control the scene." Tian Luzi Said boldly, without any blush or embarrassment.
Shameless, too shameless, even if you have real materials, you don't have to show off like this.Doesn't this guy know that modesty is a Chinese virtue?
Chen Gang was speechless. Although he didn't want to admit it, he also knew that what Tian Luzi said was the truth.After sighing, he smiled wryly and said, "Why do I feel like I've been sold by you?"
"It can't be considered a sale, it's a win-win for us. You advertise for my martial arts gym, and I help you fight off the masters you can't match. Our brothers will surely be invincible all over the world." Tian Luzi smiled and said: "Of course, the decision is in your hands. Even if you don't want to be the thug, I will help you find a way."
"Well, I'll be the thug. Since I can kill two birds with one stone, why not do it." Chen Gang didn't hesitate, and quickly agreed.
After playing Tai Chi and having breakfast, the three local tyrants left together.
Tianluzi and Ji Yuxian took Nan Ruxin's car to Tianlu Entertainment Company, because Nan Ruxin said that today they would shoot an advertisement for Haoran muscle-building powder and Haoran whitening powder.
Tian Luzi sat in the back row, looking at the car curiously.
Nan Ruxin's car is a Mercedes-Benz S600. As a Mercedes-Benz S-class car, it goes without saying that its interior is luxurious.The maximum horsepower reaches 517ps, and the rear-wheel drive can drift, which is almost comparable to the performance of a sports car.
Through the rearview mirror, Nan Ruxin noticed Tian Luzi's strange behavior, and couldn't help asking: "Xiao Lu, are you interested in my car?"
"Eh..." Tian Luzi was a little embarrassed, he couldn't tell Nan Ruxin that he got his driver's license through the back door, and now he wants to learn to drive.
"What do you mean by not talking? Acquiescence?" Nan Ruxin laughed and said, "If you like it, I will give you this car. Anyway, I still have a BMW 760li. This car has bulletproof glass, which can better protect your little one." Daughter-in-law."
It has to be said that Nan Ruxin, a rich little woman, has very different tastes. She is a girl who bought two monsters.
Lying down and shot, Ji Yuxian expressed that he was wronged, his pretty face flushed like a ripe apple.This shyness is due to a girl's reserve, but in fact, deep down in her heart, she is happy.
After taking a look at Ji Yuxian, Tian Luzi had no intention of explaining: "Forget it, I see that you often drive this car, and you must like it very much. Gentlemen don't steal people's love."
He said it nicely, but Tian Luzi was actually bleeding in his heart.A shitty gentleman doesn't win people's love, he refuses just because he can't open it.
Nan Ruxin seemed to see what he was thinking, and said with a charming smile: "Since when did you become hypocritical? How dare you say you don't want it? You will refuse, there must be some reason. No driver's license?"
"Nothing, I have a driver's license!" Tian Luzi took out a small book and raised it like a show, and then said in a low voice: "I just don't know how to open it."
What?People who have received a driver's license can't drive. What's the matter?
"Your driver's license is from a counterfeit, right?" Nan Ruxin looked at Tian Luzi suspiciously, held the steering wheel with one hand, and snatched his driver's license away.
She looked up and down, left and right, and finally came to a conclusion: Tianluzi's driver's license is real, and it comes with an international driver's license.
It's unreasonable for a person who can't drive to get a driver's license!
(ps Thank you very much for the reader 'Hengshui Crab House' for pointing out the flaws, thank you Honglian! There will be an update every day before the 17th of this month, and there will be a big outbreak of 17 on the 10th)
So, he put on a flattering expression, and said coyly: "Third brother, you are also a person who has cultivated energy, and you must know the method of cultivation..."
Before Chen Gang finished speaking, Han Feng Hanyu waved their hands and said contemptuously: "Fourth brother, I despise you, don't tell people that you are my brother when you go out, shame on you!"
"You..." Chen Gang blushed, feeling so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.But he couldn't find words to refute, and he also felt that he was indeed too shameless.
"Stop making trouble, let's talk about business." Tian Luzi said with a smile, he still likes to see his brother messing around.
Hearing what Tian Luzi said, Han Feng Hanyu and Chen Gang immediately quieted down.According to their understanding of the former, when the third child said something serious, it was really something serious.
Depend on!Is not this nonsensical.
"Fourth, you want to enter Longya, and you are eager to improve your own strength. I can understand that." Tian Luzi pondered, "However, the journey of cultivation is to change your fate against the sky, and there is no room for impatience and negligence. Therefore, I hope you don't rush and take care of your heart."
"I understand!" Chen Gang nodded. He also understood this truth, but his heart was filled with uncontrollable urgency.This is similar to the reason why men can't resist going to prostitutes even though they know they are not clean.
"You and I are brothers, you want to ask me to cultivate the method of strength, of course I can give it to you." Hearing such words, Chen Gang was overjoyed.But after hearing Tianluzi's next words, his heart sank to the bottom: "But my cultivation method is based on Tai Chi, which is not suitable for you, and it is useless to teach you."
Chen Gang didn't doubt Tian Luzi's words, he still trusted his cheap third brother very much.
Confusion flashed in his eyes, facing the bottleneck, Chen Gang didn't know how to deal with it, let alone whether his dream of entering Longya could be realized.
Seeing Chen Gang's bewildered eyes, Tian Luzi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Why, depressed? Don't know where to go?"
"A little bit!" Chen Gang didn't hide it, because he knew that with his simple mind, he couldn't fool Tian Luzi at all.
"Are you sure you want to obtain the qualification to enter the dragon tooth at all costs?"
"Very sure."
"So you have a goal, so what are you still confused about?"
Chen Gang was shocked, and stared at Tian Luzi with burning eyes.
"Don't look at me like that. It will make people misunderstand that you have taken a fancy to me. I am different from you. I can't be as affectionate as you are."
Tian Luzi made a small joke. He learned the word 'basic love' from the movie "Lost in Thailand".
The others laughed, but Chen Gang didn't.
"Okay, don't act like someone else owes you a lot of money. Judging from your situation, there is a way worth trying." Tian Luzi said seriously.
"Really?" Chen Gang almost yelled, grabbing Tian Luzi's shoulders with a pair of big hands, forgetting to control the force in his emotions.
That's why Tianluzi, a weirdo, can bear it. If it were an ordinary person, he might have been caught and broken his arm long ago.
Too lazy to answer Chen Gang's stupid question, Tian Luzi continued: "The essence of cultivating strength is actually to break through one's own limits. Cai Lifo takes the masculine route, and I don't know much about it. I can only use the most primitive method to try to break through. limit."
"The most primitive way? What?" Chen Gang raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Find someone to fight, or let someone come to fight with you." After finishing speaking, Tian Luzi paused, and then continued: "You are aggressive by nature, and this method is just right for you. You know, any martial arts master is After continuous fighting, I just created an unrivaled skill."
"Is it really possible?"
"Theoretically, it should be possible. To be honest, I'm not sure. Isn't there nothing you can do? Why don't you give it a try?"
"Hmm... That makes sense. But now in a society ruled by law, I can't go around looking for people to fight, right? Even if I look everywhere, I may not be able to find a master."
"Aren't there many martial arts gyms outside now?"
"You mean to let me go to the gym?"
"In my words, it's called visiting someone to discuss. Of course, if you think so, it's okay."
It's obviously a dirty business, but insisting on giving it a good name, this is undoubtedly the same as setting up a chastity archway by a bitch!
When the people around heard this, they all rolled their eyes, thinking silently that this guy is too shameless.Even Chen Gang, who has always been shameless and proud, has to bow down.
"That's right, why didn't I think of going to the gym." Chen Gang patted himself on the head, turned around and was about to go outside.
Tian Luzi quickly pulled him back, and said angrily: "What are you in a hurry, I haven't finished talking yet."
"Hee hee, keep talking."
"Just imagine, if someone tramples on your martial arts gym, you will be beaten to the ground in the end. And the person who beat you will brag about your name and origin, saying that you are welcome to go to his martial arts gym in the future." What are you going to do to get revenge?"
"Does it need to be said, of course I came back to find you to beat him!"
The corners of Tianluzi's eyes twitched, and he muttered in his heart: You really think highly of me. When someone beats you, you think of asking me for help for revenge.
Thinking like this in his heart, he said: "Isn't this enough? If you just do this, there must be many people who will come to trouble you in the future. It is more efficient for others to come to you than you to go to others."
"Haha! This is a good idea, let's do it like this!" Chen Gang laughed again and again, his face full of eagerness.
"So, at the same time as you go to the kicking gym, I will establish a Tai Chi martial arts gym. Every time you go to the kicking gym, report the name of my Tai Chi martial arts gym, so that people who seek revenge on you can find the place. "
"Why do you have to start a Tai Chi martial arts gym? Isn't it the same reason why I founded the Cai Lifo boxing gym?" Chen Gang asked.
"There are two reasons!" Tian Luzi explained: "One, because I want to promote Tai Chi, opening a Tai Chi martial arts gym is a good way. You go to the kicking hall, once or twice is nothing, but when you see a martial arts hall, go there Kick, this is bound to cause a big commotion. In this way, you will definitely be popular, and my martial arts school will also be popular. If the martial arts school is popular, naturally a lot of people will come to sign up to learn Tai Chi."
"What about the second reason?"
"Second, if a martial arts school wants to stand upright, it must have a master to be the curator to control the scene, and I am that master. Although your Cai Li Fo boxing is a bit hot, it is not enough to control the scene." Tian Luzi Said boldly, without any blush or embarrassment.
Shameless, too shameless, even if you have real materials, you don't have to show off like this.Doesn't this guy know that modesty is a Chinese virtue?
Chen Gang was speechless. Although he didn't want to admit it, he also knew that what Tian Luzi said was the truth.After sighing, he smiled wryly and said, "Why do I feel like I've been sold by you?"
"It can't be considered a sale, it's a win-win for us. You advertise for my martial arts gym, and I help you fight off the masters you can't match. Our brothers will surely be invincible all over the world." Tian Luzi smiled and said: "Of course, the decision is in your hands. Even if you don't want to be the thug, I will help you find a way."
"Well, I'll be the thug. Since I can kill two birds with one stone, why not do it." Chen Gang didn't hesitate, and quickly agreed.
After playing Tai Chi and having breakfast, the three local tyrants left together.
Tianluzi and Ji Yuxian took Nan Ruxin's car to Tianlu Entertainment Company, because Nan Ruxin said that today they would shoot an advertisement for Haoran muscle-building powder and Haoran whitening powder.
Tian Luzi sat in the back row, looking at the car curiously.
Nan Ruxin's car is a Mercedes-Benz S600. As a Mercedes-Benz S-class car, it goes without saying that its interior is luxurious.The maximum horsepower reaches 517ps, and the rear-wheel drive can drift, which is almost comparable to the performance of a sports car.
Through the rearview mirror, Nan Ruxin noticed Tian Luzi's strange behavior, and couldn't help asking: "Xiao Lu, are you interested in my car?"
"Eh..." Tian Luzi was a little embarrassed, he couldn't tell Nan Ruxin that he got his driver's license through the back door, and now he wants to learn to drive.
"What do you mean by not talking? Acquiescence?" Nan Ruxin laughed and said, "If you like it, I will give you this car. Anyway, I still have a BMW 760li. This car has bulletproof glass, which can better protect your little one." Daughter-in-law."
It has to be said that Nan Ruxin, a rich little woman, has very different tastes. She is a girl who bought two monsters.
Lying down and shot, Ji Yuxian expressed that he was wronged, his pretty face flushed like a ripe apple.This shyness is due to a girl's reserve, but in fact, deep down in her heart, she is happy.
After taking a look at Ji Yuxian, Tian Luzi had no intention of explaining: "Forget it, I see that you often drive this car, and you must like it very much. Gentlemen don't steal people's love."
He said it nicely, but Tian Luzi was actually bleeding in his heart.A shitty gentleman doesn't win people's love, he refuses just because he can't open it.
Nan Ruxin seemed to see what he was thinking, and said with a charming smile: "Since when did you become hypocritical? How dare you say you don't want it? You will refuse, there must be some reason. No driver's license?"
"Nothing, I have a driver's license!" Tian Luzi took out a small book and raised it like a show, and then said in a low voice: "I just don't know how to open it."
What?People who have received a driver's license can't drive. What's the matter?
"Your driver's license is from a counterfeit, right?" Nan Ruxin looked at Tian Luzi suspiciously, held the steering wheel with one hand, and snatched his driver's license away.
She looked up and down, left and right, and finally came to a conclusion: Tianluzi's driver's license is real, and it comes with an international driver's license.
It's unreasonable for a person who can't drive to get a driver's license!
(ps Thank you very much for the reader 'Hengshui Crab House' for pointing out the flaws, thank you Honglian! There will be an update every day before the 17th of this month, and there will be a big outbreak of 17 on the 10th)
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