Taoist Modern Merry

In the lunch break room of the Yangcheng Police Station, the prostitute Yan Cuiluan used both hands to skillfully massage the black and white Shuangsha's short hair, and said, "Are you two brothers comfortable?"

Black and white Shuangsha didn't reply, but both nodded.Although their personalities are not very good, they know how to enjoy themselves and know not to talk when they are enjoying themselves.

Whoooo! ! !Yan Cuiluan suddenly sobbed in a low voice, she had a flattering look just now, but now she was aggrieved.It is said that a woman's face is fickle, which is comparable to the weather in June. It seems to be true.

A woman's tears are the best weapon, and they are even more deadly to a man.Especially after being lingering, a man will have a vague pity for a woman, and it is easier to be captured by a woman's tears.

Yan Cuiluan is a senior prostitute, and she has enough experience in capturing a man's heart.

Hearing the sound of sobbing, Black and White Shuangsha both sat up, each of them rubbing the snow-white peaks of Yancui Mountains and said: "Beauty, why are you crying when you are fine?"

"I feel very wronged..." Yan Cuiluan hesitated to speak, seducing the curiosity of black and white, and gradually leading them into the trap.

Sure enough, both black and white evil spirits asked: "Why are you wronged? Do you feel wronged by accompanying us?"

"Of course not. I was wronged for my four friends. They didn't do anything and were taken to the police station in a daze."

"Oh? Where did this come from? They were suspected of gathering a crowd to beat people when they caused trouble on the road. Is there anything wrong with being brought to the police station?"

"Slander! This is slander!" Yan Cuiluan suddenly yelled with great excitement, and began to confuse right and wrong: "Those three bastards were the ones who complained first, and they were the ones who beat me first, but they turned around and slandered me and me. My friends made trouble and beat others. That little bastard is a practicing family son, relying on his own kung fu, he insisted on beating up a few of my friends, and even threatened me to let me play the flute for him..."

What does it mean to tell nonsense with your eyes open? Yan Cui Luan at this time is undoubtedly that.Of course, speaking nonsense with your eyes open is a science, and those who can control this way can make people who clearly know that he is lying will still believe him.

Black and white are notorious, but they are still able to get along well in the police station, which shows that their wisdom is not low, and they clearly know that Yan Cuiluan is trying to beat back.

However, they had already hated Tianluzi in their hearts, and Yancuiluan's backlash was just right, just to their liking.They were worried that they didn't know how to deal with Tianluzi, and now Yancuilan's attack just happened to be an opportunity.

"The police station will investigate this matter. If the truth is as you said, justice will be given to you and your friends, and some people who fooled the police will be punished accordingly." Bai Sha had a murderous look on his face. Meaning, Youyou said.

Hearing this, Yan Cuiluan burst into tears and laughed, and massaged her hands even harder.In this age, the truth is fabricated, and her goal has been achieved.

In the lunch break room, the black and white evil spirits had already left, and Yan Cuilan's powder-smeared face took on a ferocious look, and he murmured fiercely to himself:

"Ma'am, I have seduced countless men, and I have never been unsuccessful. I didn't expect to miss it today, and it was a little beginner. When I took out two lumps of meat, those stinky men were eager to touch. You It’s a good boy, even if you don’t touch it, you still show disgust. Unforgivable! Absolutely unforgivable! Since you don’t know good from bad, then sister will use the hands of the police to destroy you! Hahahaha..."

The mouth of the green snake, the needle on the tail of the wasp.Both are not poisonous, but most poisonous to women's hearts.A woman will hate you for a lifetime and even kill you for a trivial thing.Women's revenge is often insane, and they don't need to do it themselves to destroy a country.

I would rather offend a villain than a woman.Our Comrade Tianluzi seems not to understand this truth.

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In the interrogation room of the police station, the confessions of Ji's father and daughter have been recorded, and the black and white twins are asking Tian Luzi something.

"What's your name?" Bai Sha pretended to write on the paper with a pen in his hand, and asked without raising his head.

"Zhang Tianlu!" Tian Luzi leaned back on the chair. He liked this kind of soft chair, which was much more comfortable than those hard benches.

"ID card." Heisha asked fiercely with a flash of light in his eyes.

Hearing this, Tian Luzi took out his ID card and threw it on the table.Fortunately, before departure, Ji Changtian not only helped him get a degree, but also an ID card for him.

Bai Sha glanced at his ID card, and suddenly said coldly: "The four injured were maimed by you?"

Tian Luzi still looked unchanged and said: "Not bad."

"You are a Lianjiazi, otherwise how can you single out four people."

"Yes, I know some punches."

"There are many Lianjiazi who have unique skills, but they are arrogant and arrogant, and there are many people who fight if they disagree with each other."

"..."

"You possess unique skills at such a young age, you must also be arrogant and not take the world seriously."

"..."

Black and white Shuangsha didn't seem to be recording a statement at all, but rather seemed to be brewing some conspiracy.

Ji Changtian narrowed his eyes, he had seen too many shady scenes, as early as when he saw Yan Cuiluan helping Bai Sha, he knew that things would not go so easily.So he took out his phone and sent a text message.

"Just now, we received reports from eyewitnesses. According to what they said, it was you who suddenly shot and disabled the four wounded." Heisha said suddenly.

Are there any witnesses at the scene?Tianluzi laughed wildly, the witness was probably that prostitute Yan Cuilan.

At this moment, he finally knew that the world 800 years later would be darker than the world 800 years ago. To wrong someone 800 years ago, he needed to fabricate some trumped-up charges.

"Just to make a point, I disabled them, but I didn't hit them first. It was they who were about to stab me with a knife, and I hit them. It should be regarded as self-defense." Tian Luzi also tried to distinguish for himself. .

"Is there any evidence?"

"..."

"The knives at the scene should have fingerprints on them." Ji Yuxian said suddenly.

"Oh yes!" Heisha nodded, and continued to talk to Tian Luzi: "However, there were only three knives at the scene, which means that one person did not use the knife. According to the statement you just made, it was because the four injured You are self-defense when you use a knife. Obviously your confession does not match the facts of the case, you are lying about the facts of the case. You hit Yang Gui who did not use the knife on you, and you have been suspected of violating the personal safety of others."

It has to be said that the Black and White Shuangsha has a talent for wronging people by catching Tian Luzi's speech problems and being able to give him two shit basins.It must have been something like this before.

At this time, Tian Luzi finally knew why there was a person like Dou E, the first wronged person in the ages, because there were too many villains like Black and White Shuangsha from ancient times to golden ages.

Facing the oppression of black and white evils, although Tian Luzi's expression is still calm, the idea of ​​killing has appeared in his heart.

The way is natural, and he can do whatever he wants, so he made a sudden move.The two palms with a little strength hit the black and white Shuangsha's heads respectively, knocking them unexpectedly to the ground.

It was too sudden, the Ji family father and daughter didn't react, neither did Black and White Shuangsha, or they had already been beaten.No one thought that Tian Luzi, a stunned young man, would dare to attack the police in the police station.

Under the sluggish gaze of the crowd, Tian Luzi kicked the table away, ran to the side of the fallen black and white Shuangsha, and quickly raised and lowered his feet to greet the fat bodies of the two.

The shrill screams resounded through the police station, and there were countless police officers in the vast police station, but no one wanted to see what was going on, and they didn't even show the slightest surprise on their faces.

Tiaozi tortured and beat suspects and forced them to question the "truth of the case" was very common. Although it didn't happen every day, it still happened once or twice a week.

If we let them know that the person being beaten in the interrogation room at this time is not a suspect but a black and white double evil, I don't know how they will feel.

The fists and feet that have been strengthened with strength are very heavy, and one punch or one kick can break a person's bones.After Tian Luzi's punches and kicks, the black and white Shuangsha had broken bones in many places, and their faces were swollen like pig's heads.

Only then did the Ji family's father and daughter come to their senses, and they both stepped forward to hold Tian Luzi back.

"Zhang Tianlu, you are crazy. You attacked the police at the police station. Do you want to go to jail?" Ji Yuxian lost his composure, hugged Tianluzi's arms tightly to his chest, and fell between her two soft deep grooves.

"Hee hee hee, I'll beat them up if I want to!" Tian Luzi changed his ruthlessness just now, and said with a smile, rubbing his hands up and down intentionally or unintentionally.

If you want to be beaten, you can be beaten, what kind of theory is this, anyway, Ji Yuxian can't understand it, but her father who is a farmer can understand it a little bit.

Judging from the aggressive situation of black and white Shuangsha just now, they are determined to put Tianluzi in prison.With the two shit bowls buckled down, Tian Luzi didn't even have a chance to tell them apart.Since being wronged and imprisoned is an inevitable event, why not beat up two fat pigs.

bang!The door of the interrogation room was opened, and the cops who were busy outside looked over one after another.They are used to it. Whenever the door of the interrogation room is opened, they will always look over subconsciously, wanting to see how the suspect was beaten.

Unlike usual, although they also saw two pig heads crawling out that had been beaten beyond recognition this time, the two pig heads that crawled out were actually wearing striped uniforms.

"Help, hit...people...birds!" Black and White Shuangsha said intermittently in a vague voice, spitting out a mouthful of blood every time he said a word.