Rebirth of the Merry Tyrant

"Are you sick? Have I seen you before?" Before Song Xiaomei could speak, Lin Yaya became anxious. Where did this neurosis come from?

"Today is the first time we met." Ling Tian replied unhurriedly.

"You said it was my husband when we met for the first time, you are really crazy!" Lin Yaya was really angry. Although this person is good-looking, but he is very ordinary in clothes and has no temperament, how dare he say it is him husband!

"Honey, don't worry, it's also the first time that Cousin Xiaomei and Shi Xiaocai met, didn't she also say that she is Shi Xiaocai's girlfriend? This is fate, cousin will understand us, right, cousin?"

Ling Tian winked his eyes at Song Xiaomei as he spoke, the meaning was obvious, the two of them wanted to help each other, he helped Song Xiaomei take care of Shi Xiaocai, and Song Xiaomei helped him take care of Lin Yaya.

"Yes, yes, I understand very well, I am very happy to see my brother-in-law." Song Xiaomei betrayed Lin Yaya with such unscrupulous rebellion.

"I'll go first, Xiaomei, can you go?" Lin Yaya couldn't take it anymore, she stood up and walked outside, pretending that Ling Tian was crazy and her cousin was also crazy.

"Cousin, I want to stay with Shi Xiaocai for a while, you go back first!" Song Xiaomei didn't want to leave so easily, she was going to make up for this little monk.

"Wife, I'll see you off!" Seeing that the beauty was about to leave, Ling Tian hurriedly chased him out, but Lin Yaya didn't give him a chance, and went straight to his Porsche sports car after going out, and drove away, leaving Ling Tian depressed, In fact, with Ling Tian's strength, he could catch up, but he still held back, he has plenty of time, so don't worry.

"Brother-in-law, don't worry, I have already recognized your status on behalf of our family. In fact, my cousin is not in a relationship, and my aunt is also very anxious. You are so handsome, and my aunt will definitely agree." Song Xiaomei poured a glass of wine for Ling Tian. .

"Hey, on behalf of our dormitory, I also agreed to the matter between you and Shi Xiaocai. After adding your cousin, you will become my own sister. Who dares to bully you and tell your brother-in-law." The more Ling Tian looked at Song Xiaomei, the cuter she became. A sister is also good.

"Amitabha, Ling Tian, ​​you just sold me out like this?" Shi Xiaocai looked at Ling Tian angrily, this guy really added to the confusion, he was worried about how to get rid of Song Xiaomei, but now he recognized his younger siblings.

"Hey, I didn't sell you, it was you who sold yourself. Just now you took tens of thousands of dollars from Xiaomei, haha!" Ling Tian said and pointed to Shi Xiaocai's backpack.

"It's a beggar, not my selling money." Shi Xiaocai quickly explained.

"Husband, if you take my money, you will be mine. Don't be shy. Give the money to the Buddha, and treat it as if I redeemed you from the temple. If it's not enough, I'll give it to you." Song Xiaomei said proudly and took it out. A card, at first glance, the level of that card is actually a black gold card.

Black Gold Card, with an initial limit of 500 million yuan and no upper limit.It is called "Aladdin's magic lamp", with it you can overdraft unlimitedly, let luxury cars, luxury cruise ships, private jets serve you, in short, as long as you can think of things, use this little card It can be done.The people who own it are not ordinary, even those on the Hurun wealth list may not be able to get it into their pockets. It is a privileged credit card owned by the super rich.

To become a cardholder, you must be a member of the Hurun Fortune Rankings or a member of the Hong Kong Jockey Club, and the minimum annual consumption must be more than RMB 0, which does not include large purchases of cars and houses.Even if you meet all the basic conditions, you may not be able to become a cardholder of the Black Gold Card, because this card is not allowed to apply for it on your own initiative, and you must write a recommendation letter from the president of a branch of ICBC to pass it, and the privacy is very high .

In fact, Ling Tian also has one, which was given to him by his father yesterday. The Ling family is not on the rich list, but the strength of the Ling family is actually much stronger than those on the so-called rich list, but in terms of fame, the Ling family I chose to be low-key, but in terms of life, my mother likes to be high-key and a local tyrant.

"Black gold card! Shi Xiaocai, you're lucky. A few days ago, my father didn't even get half of the black gold card, and the bank wouldn't accept it. Song Xiaomei actually has it, the real Bai Fumei! You're here Let her, brother support you!" Dai Jin almost drooled looking at this card, no wonder Song Xiaomei looked down on her, she has more money than herself.

"I support you too, Xiaomei is very beautiful and cute, Song Xiaomei, Shi Xiaocai, your names match well." Seeing that Ling Tian and Dai Jin both supported Shi Xiaocai and Song Xiaomei together, Yuan Bao also expressed his attitude, As a prank, he wanted to see the monk relapse, hehe, this kind of thing has only been seen in novels, so I really look forward to it in reality!

"Amitabha, this poor monk is really careless in making friends. Song Xiaomei, I will return this money to you, so you can let this poor monk go. This poor monk has already accepted Buddhism, and the five aggregates and six poisons are all vain." Shi Xiaocai said from the package. Zhong took out the tens of thousands of dollars and put them on the table.

"Hmph! This is Miss Ben's dowry. Since you have already accepted it, there is no reason to return it. I don't want the money, but I want the person!"

After Song Xiaomei finished speaking, she kissed Shi Xiaocai's handsome face with a bang, then stood up and walked out, leaving behind Shi Xiaocai, Ling Tian and others who were stunned in place, and the black gold card on the table with tens of thousands of dollars left The money disappeared at the gate.

"Tough! Tougher than me!" Ling Tian admired Song Xiaomei for a while. He felt like kissing Lin Yaya just now, but he didn't dare to do that. This Song Xiaomei dared to kiss Shi Xiaocai. The other party was so helpless even a monk. Scruples, what scruples do I have, the worst thing is to get a slap in the face, I must be more courageous when I see beautiful women in the future.

"Why am I not so lucky?" Yuan Bao was envious for a while, envious of Shi Xiaocai's wealth and sex.

"Shi Xiaocai, is this considered breaking the sex ring?" Dai Jin asked with some doubts.

"Amitabha!" Shi Xiaocai's face was blushing, he ignored these people, he couldn't calm down for a long time, Song Xiaomei's soft lips, sweet breath was still around him, his calm heart was disturbed by this kiss, and It's getting more and more chaotic...

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, when practicing the deep prajna paramita for a long time, sees that the five aggregates are all empty, and overcomes all hardships. Shariputra, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and the same is true... "

Under the surprised eyes of Ling Tian and the others, Shi Xiaocai actually started to recite the scriptures. It seems that this little monk was really stimulated. Seeing that he was engrossed in reading, Ling Tian and the others simply continued eating, drinking, talking and laughing , but when he heard the phrase "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form", Ling Tian laughed and spit out a sip of wine. It is really appropriate for the monk to recite this Buddhist scripture after being kissed forcibly!