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"Haha, you are asking the right person. When I was in school, the teachers were afraid of me..." Speaking of her happy things, Pu Tianyun became proud and began to talk about the highlights: "I didn't like it at that time. I like to bite the pen when I write. Our Chinese teacher is very strict with me. Once in a composition class, he saw that I didn’t write and asked me what happened. I told him that my pen fell into the toilet. So the Chinese teacher taught me I didn’t go, and led the boys in the class to take the magnet stone (there was an iron section in the middle of the pen holder) to the toilet to fish for the pen. While picking it up, I muttered, no one is allowed to take it for myself, and I have to hand it in , made the toilet stink to the sky. He also blocked all the boys in the school from the toilet, and got two classes in a row. As a result, a large group of people were all flushed because they couldn't go to the toilet. The dean It happened to have diarrhea, and I was so anxious that I almost put it in my pants. Later, my aunt found out about it and beat me up hard."

"Haha, you are...disgusting." Ye Jing burst out laughing when she heard Pu Tianyun's story.

"What are you talking about, so happy..." At this moment, Ye Mei came in, saw Pu Tianyun sitting together holding hands with each other, and smiled knowingly.

"Putianyun... talking about his troubles when he was a child." Ye Jing hurriedly pulled her hand out, stood up and said, "Sister, let me help you light the fire, let's talk."

"Okay." Ye Mei glanced at Pu Tianyun and said, "I don't want to eavesdrop." Before leaving, she confessed: "You call Xiaomei up, it's getting late, let her wake up, wait a minute Have a meal."

"Oh" Pu Tianyun responded, turned around and walked towards the West Room.

"Pounding" Pu Tianyun knocked on the door a few times, stood outside and shouted: "Xiaomei, don't sleep late, get up and eat quickly."

"Uncle Tianyun, I've woken up a long time ago, and I'm reading extracurricular books," she muttered in reply.

When did this girl love to study? When Pu Tianyun heard her wake up, she turned around and prepared to go to the main room.

"Uncle Tianyun, come in, let me ask you a few questions, I don't understand many of these books?"

"I don't know how to ask your aunt, she is a teacher," Pu Tianyun hastily declined. I don't know whether it is this little girl's limited talent in learning or Pu Tianyun's lack of expressive ability. Mostly half an hour.Pu Tianyun's mouth was parched, but the girl stared at Pu Tianyun with her eyes wide open and shook her head vigorously.

"Come here quickly, or I will tell my aunt that you won't give me a lecture and won't let her be your girlfriend."

"You little girl really knows how to arrange people." Pu Tianyun smiled wryly and pushed the door in. Xiaomei was lying on the bed in a small gown, staring at a book on the pillow with great interest.

From time to time, she raised her sexy and alluring calves, regardless of her own image.

This little girl must be an awesome little fairy when she grows up, Pu Tianyun speculated looking at her soft and smooth body.

"What's the problem?" Pu Tianyun said casually, without reading her book at all, and was going to deal with it indiscriminately.

"Uncle, what is ashes picking?"

"Picking up the ashes means... you ask about picking up the ashes?" Pu Tianyun was taken aback and stared at her.There is a folk saying that the father-in-law and his daughter-in-law have an affair called pawing.Someone explained: to pick up ashes, you have to bend down and kneel on the ground, which will dirty your knees.Knee daughter-in-law is the same pronunciation, dirty knees, and the implicit meaning is dirty daughter-in-law.

This is a term describing incest, which refers specifically to the incest in which the father-in-law and daughter-in-law have sex.

It is said that this allusion comes from Wang Anshi: Once Wang Anshi walked through his daughter-in-law's room and saw his daughter-in-law sleeping on a bed with transparent gauze curtains, his eyes couldn't help but shine.After all, Wang Anshi was a poet, so he wrote a sentence on the dusty wall: "There is a pipa in the satin tent. I just want to play it." After writing, he hid aside to observe his daughter-in-law's movements.The daughter-in-law saw her father-in-law sneaking around outside, so she came out to see what her father-in-law wrote on the wall. When she saw the words and sentences left by her father-in-law, she immediately understood what they meant, so she added a line after the father-in-law's poem: " I would like to borrow a song from my father-in-law, especially to keep Fengshui in my house." Wang Anshi was secretly happy when he saw what his daughter-in-law said, but he didn't expect his son to appear at this moment, so he hurriedly wiped the handwriting on the wall with his sleeve.The son was surprised and asked his father what he was doing. Wang Anshi said that he was picking up ashes.