mountain masseuse
Chapter 42 Blame the old man
Maoershan Village is located at the foot of a remote mountain, so the traffic has become extremely inconvenient. I don't know if it's just a coincidence or Li Linger was prepared. Early in the morning, a tractor rattled at the door, and Bo Qi picked up the burden. After going out, Li Linger stood on the tractor and waved to him. He handed her the bundle and climbed onto the tractor easily.
The tractor headed towards the town along the winding and potholed mountain road. Looking at the village that was getting farther and farther away, Bo Qi suddenly felt a little sad. Girl, vaguely saw her waving at him, and Bo Qi also stretched out his right hand and waved goodbye to her.
The speed of the tractor is like a turtle, but its swaying and swaying is like a ship in a strong wind on the sea. Li Linger and Bo Qi are sitting side by side on the edge of the carriage, and their bodies sway from side to side as the tractor sways. I don’t know how many times , Bo Qidu clearly felt her chest pressed against his chest, and that soft feeling stimulated his body like an electric current, causing his body to change unconsciously.
Li Ling'er looked at Bo Qi shyly. She couldn't remember how many times they had had close physical contact along the way. She deliberately moved her butt out, trying to keep herself away from him. The incompatibility between men and women passed down by the ancestors has continued to this day at the foot of this remote mountain.
Perhaps God deliberately teased her, the big girl in the mountain village, the tractor clanged, as if it had run over a big rock, and a violent shaking caused Li Linger, who had no time to hold on to the iron rail, to throw her body into it. Fortunately, I didn't want to get too close, but it turned into an extremely intimate contact. Li Ling'er threw herself on Bo Qi's body impartially, and the tall and straight mountain on her chest threw herself on Bo Qi's crotch impartially. Bo Qidun felt the pain and frowned.
Li Ling'er felt something soft and somewhat hard against her mountain peak, and suddenly got up immediately, her fair face turned red, and when she saw Bo Qi's painful expression, she felt a little puzzled , asked softly: "Hello! What's the matter with you?"
Bo Qi quickly turned his lower body inside, forced a smile and replied: "No, it's fine!"
But his deliberate movement attracted Li Ling'er's attention. She clearly saw the lone peak on his crotch, and then she turned her head to the outside in embarrassment.
In this way, the two walked on the flat road leading directly to the town after more than two hours of bumpy journey with embarrassment. The tractor on the flat road can finally be regarded as a mechanized treadmill, and the speed is much faster.
When we came to the town, the sun had already reached the middle of the sky, and the scorching sun at noon shone on the earth, making the soil and even the air billow with steam.
Pedestrians on the road avoided them, and there were only a few scattered people on the wide Qingshiban street. At a glance, the tea stalls and restaurants on the roadside seemed much more lively.
"Are you hungry?" Li Linger took Bo Qi and hid under the eaves.
Bo Qi grinned foolishly and rubbed his stomach, "It's really a little bit!"
"Let's go, I'll take you to eat delicious food. It's not too late to find my uncle after eating." Li Ling'er walked ahead with a little satisfaction.
"Do you come to the city often?" Bo Qi asked, seeing that Li Ling'er seemed to be familiar with the city.
"Of course, you have to know that for our profession, it is better to earn money in the city, such as building a house, helping the dead to see Fengshui and so on. The city earns more money than the village." Li Linger said.
Bo Qi felt hairy all over his body when he heard it, and suddenly felt chilly all over.
"Look at you, an old man is still afraid of this!" Li Ling'er gave him a white look.
"Who's afraid? I'm not afraid!" Bo Qi said stiffly.
Li Ling'er shook her head, then suddenly chuckled, "Then why don't we go to the cemetery tonight?"
Bo Qi hugged her body tightly, "Hey! Forget it, I don't want to go."
Li Linger felt complacent again.
Soon the two stopped at a noodle shop.
"It's here. I often come here to eat noodles when I go to the city. It's delicious." Li Ling'er looked at this familiar storefront and said.
After eating the big bone soup noodles, Bo Qi felt full, and his energy returned to the original level.
"How's it going, isn't it delicious?" Li Linger said looking at Bo Qi's unsatisfied expression.
Bo Qi nodded, "This is my first time in the town, the food in the town is delicious."
"You don't even look at who brought you here." Li Ling'er was really proud this time.
After paying the bill, the two left the noodle shop and came to a coffin shop. There were coffins of all sizes inside and outside the room, which made people feel uncomfortable.
Li Ling'er didn't feel uncomfortable, she walked into the coffin shop with a smile, looked around and shouted: "Master, master!"
Suddenly, an old man in black with white hair and disheveled hair sat up in a coffin not far in front of her. The old man lowered his head, really looking like a dead body.
"Ah! Ghost!" Bo Qi who was standing at the door shouted in shock.
The old man stroked his hair, raised his head, stroked his white beard, looked up and down, left, right and looked at Bo Qi for a while, "Which family's doll is this, so immature!"
Bo Qi regained his composure, walked into the room, stretched his neck to look at the old man for a while, touched his chest and let out a sigh, "It's okay, it's okay, his face is still a little rosy, his eyes can still move, he's not dead, he's not dead! "
Hearing Bo Qi's words, the old man jumped out of the coffin, walked up to Bo Qi, sniffed him, then waved his hand and said, "What a stinky mouth!"
Bo Qi was stunned on the spot, but Li Linger couldn't help laughing with a puff.
"Girl, I told you to bring a date to show to the uncle, so you found a kid with such a bad mouth?" The old man looked at Li Ling'er who was smiling happily, and said angrily.
Li Ling'er stopped laughing, glanced at Bo Qi, and quickly explained: "Master, no, I just met him!
"I brought it to the uncle when I first met you. Could it be that the uncle is behind? Or is it that your young children are too fast?" the old man asked.
Seeing that things were getting more and more wrong, Li Linger had no choice but to change the subject: "Master, I bought you something good."
As soon as he heard something good, the old man's eyes sparkled, and he hurried to Li Ling'er, "Where is it? Take it out!"
Li Ling'er opened the bag, took out a bamboo pot from it and handed it to the old man, "The homemade sorghum wine, master, try it to see if it tastes good."
The old man hurriedly took it over and opened the lid, leaned over to the pot and sniffed it, and said intoxicatedly, "Smell! It's so fragrant!"
"What are you still doing in a daze, bring it here!" Li Ling'er hurriedly said to Bo Qi.
Suddenly, Bo Qi handed over to the old man a package that Li Ling'er had just packed in a roasting stew shop passing by.
The old man took the things in Bo Qi's hands and quickly opened them, and a strong aroma immediately filled the whole room, "Hey! It's you, little girl, who understands me as an old ghost. You have good wine and good food. Tell me, what are your plans?" ?”
Li Ling'er knew that she had been discovered, so she hurriedly said coquettishly: "Master, I have encountered a problem, it is this kid, he has evil spirits in his body, and I have tried everything I can but can't get rid of the evil spirits in his body, help me help me?"
The old man put down the wine and chicken in his hands, wiped his hands on his body, walked up to Bo Qi, picked up his wrist and touched it for a while, his face immediately became serious, "Girl, how can this kid have evil spirits in his body, clearly It's crazy!"
"That's right! The uncle is the uncle, and you can't hide anything from you." Li Linger began to flatter her.
"I can't cure this kid, you take him away quickly, take him away quickly!" The old man suddenly became very angry.
Seeing the old man's sudden anger, Li Ling'er looked puzzled, "Master, what's wrong with you? You never got angry before, no matter what I did wrong, I accepted gifts from others, besides, they are all from the village. Folks, how can you refuse to save me!"
"I said I can't save him, but I can't save him. If he doesn't leave, I will leave!" After speaking, the old man walked into the backyard with his hands behind his back, and closed the door of the backyard with a bang.
"What kind of uncle are you, you are just a strange old man!" Bo Qi said to Li Ling'er, and then shouted in the direction of the backyard: "If you don't cure it, you don't cure it, I don't care about it!"
The tractor headed towards the town along the winding and potholed mountain road. Looking at the village that was getting farther and farther away, Bo Qi suddenly felt a little sad. Girl, vaguely saw her waving at him, and Bo Qi also stretched out his right hand and waved goodbye to her.
The speed of the tractor is like a turtle, but its swaying and swaying is like a ship in a strong wind on the sea. Li Linger and Bo Qi are sitting side by side on the edge of the carriage, and their bodies sway from side to side as the tractor sways. I don’t know how many times , Bo Qidu clearly felt her chest pressed against his chest, and that soft feeling stimulated his body like an electric current, causing his body to change unconsciously.
Li Ling'er looked at Bo Qi shyly. She couldn't remember how many times they had had close physical contact along the way. She deliberately moved her butt out, trying to keep herself away from him. The incompatibility between men and women passed down by the ancestors has continued to this day at the foot of this remote mountain.
Perhaps God deliberately teased her, the big girl in the mountain village, the tractor clanged, as if it had run over a big rock, and a violent shaking caused Li Linger, who had no time to hold on to the iron rail, to throw her body into it. Fortunately, I didn't want to get too close, but it turned into an extremely intimate contact. Li Ling'er threw herself on Bo Qi's body impartially, and the tall and straight mountain on her chest threw herself on Bo Qi's crotch impartially. Bo Qidun felt the pain and frowned.
Li Ling'er felt something soft and somewhat hard against her mountain peak, and suddenly got up immediately, her fair face turned red, and when she saw Bo Qi's painful expression, she felt a little puzzled , asked softly: "Hello! What's the matter with you?"
Bo Qi quickly turned his lower body inside, forced a smile and replied: "No, it's fine!"
But his deliberate movement attracted Li Ling'er's attention. She clearly saw the lone peak on his crotch, and then she turned her head to the outside in embarrassment.
In this way, the two walked on the flat road leading directly to the town after more than two hours of bumpy journey with embarrassment. The tractor on the flat road can finally be regarded as a mechanized treadmill, and the speed is much faster.
When we came to the town, the sun had already reached the middle of the sky, and the scorching sun at noon shone on the earth, making the soil and even the air billow with steam.
Pedestrians on the road avoided them, and there were only a few scattered people on the wide Qingshiban street. At a glance, the tea stalls and restaurants on the roadside seemed much more lively.
"Are you hungry?" Li Linger took Bo Qi and hid under the eaves.
Bo Qi grinned foolishly and rubbed his stomach, "It's really a little bit!"
"Let's go, I'll take you to eat delicious food. It's not too late to find my uncle after eating." Li Ling'er walked ahead with a little satisfaction.
"Do you come to the city often?" Bo Qi asked, seeing that Li Ling'er seemed to be familiar with the city.
"Of course, you have to know that for our profession, it is better to earn money in the city, such as building a house, helping the dead to see Fengshui and so on. The city earns more money than the village." Li Linger said.
Bo Qi felt hairy all over his body when he heard it, and suddenly felt chilly all over.
"Look at you, an old man is still afraid of this!" Li Ling'er gave him a white look.
"Who's afraid? I'm not afraid!" Bo Qi said stiffly.
Li Ling'er shook her head, then suddenly chuckled, "Then why don't we go to the cemetery tonight?"
Bo Qi hugged her body tightly, "Hey! Forget it, I don't want to go."
Li Linger felt complacent again.
Soon the two stopped at a noodle shop.
"It's here. I often come here to eat noodles when I go to the city. It's delicious." Li Ling'er looked at this familiar storefront and said.
After eating the big bone soup noodles, Bo Qi felt full, and his energy returned to the original level.
"How's it going, isn't it delicious?" Li Linger said looking at Bo Qi's unsatisfied expression.
Bo Qi nodded, "This is my first time in the town, the food in the town is delicious."
"You don't even look at who brought you here." Li Ling'er was really proud this time.
After paying the bill, the two left the noodle shop and came to a coffin shop. There were coffins of all sizes inside and outside the room, which made people feel uncomfortable.
Li Ling'er didn't feel uncomfortable, she walked into the coffin shop with a smile, looked around and shouted: "Master, master!"
Suddenly, an old man in black with white hair and disheveled hair sat up in a coffin not far in front of her. The old man lowered his head, really looking like a dead body.
"Ah! Ghost!" Bo Qi who was standing at the door shouted in shock.
The old man stroked his hair, raised his head, stroked his white beard, looked up and down, left, right and looked at Bo Qi for a while, "Which family's doll is this, so immature!"
Bo Qi regained his composure, walked into the room, stretched his neck to look at the old man for a while, touched his chest and let out a sigh, "It's okay, it's okay, his face is still a little rosy, his eyes can still move, he's not dead, he's not dead! "
Hearing Bo Qi's words, the old man jumped out of the coffin, walked up to Bo Qi, sniffed him, then waved his hand and said, "What a stinky mouth!"
Bo Qi was stunned on the spot, but Li Linger couldn't help laughing with a puff.
"Girl, I told you to bring a date to show to the uncle, so you found a kid with such a bad mouth?" The old man looked at Li Ling'er who was smiling happily, and said angrily.
Li Ling'er stopped laughing, glanced at Bo Qi, and quickly explained: "Master, no, I just met him!
"I brought it to the uncle when I first met you. Could it be that the uncle is behind? Or is it that your young children are too fast?" the old man asked.
Seeing that things were getting more and more wrong, Li Linger had no choice but to change the subject: "Master, I bought you something good."
As soon as he heard something good, the old man's eyes sparkled, and he hurried to Li Ling'er, "Where is it? Take it out!"
Li Ling'er opened the bag, took out a bamboo pot from it and handed it to the old man, "The homemade sorghum wine, master, try it to see if it tastes good."
The old man hurriedly took it over and opened the lid, leaned over to the pot and sniffed it, and said intoxicatedly, "Smell! It's so fragrant!"
"What are you still doing in a daze, bring it here!" Li Ling'er hurriedly said to Bo Qi.
Suddenly, Bo Qi handed over to the old man a package that Li Ling'er had just packed in a roasting stew shop passing by.
The old man took the things in Bo Qi's hands and quickly opened them, and a strong aroma immediately filled the whole room, "Hey! It's you, little girl, who understands me as an old ghost. You have good wine and good food. Tell me, what are your plans?" ?”
Li Ling'er knew that she had been discovered, so she hurriedly said coquettishly: "Master, I have encountered a problem, it is this kid, he has evil spirits in his body, and I have tried everything I can but can't get rid of the evil spirits in his body, help me help me?"
The old man put down the wine and chicken in his hands, wiped his hands on his body, walked up to Bo Qi, picked up his wrist and touched it for a while, his face immediately became serious, "Girl, how can this kid have evil spirits in his body, clearly It's crazy!"
"That's right! The uncle is the uncle, and you can't hide anything from you." Li Linger began to flatter her.
"I can't cure this kid, you take him away quickly, take him away quickly!" The old man suddenly became very angry.
Seeing the old man's sudden anger, Li Ling'er looked puzzled, "Master, what's wrong with you? You never got angry before, no matter what I did wrong, I accepted gifts from others, besides, they are all from the village. Folks, how can you refuse to save me!"
"I said I can't save him, but I can't save him. If he doesn't leave, I will leave!" After speaking, the old man walked into the backyard with his hands behind his back, and closed the door of the backyard with a bang.
"What kind of uncle are you, you are just a strange old man!" Bo Qi said to Li Ling'er, and then shouted in the direction of the backyard: "If you don't cure it, you don't cure it, I don't care about it!"
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