Super Farmer Onmyoji

Chapter 99 Watching Horror Movies

After dinner, for some reason, it started to rain outside, and the rain was not small, and a crystal rain curtain was drawn between the sky and the earth, splashing the sky like smoke.

Looking at the sky outside the window, Lin Hai frowned and said, "Why does it rain so much in autumn? It's still sunny during the day, but it rains at night. It's really strange!"

Zhang Wanting crossed her arms, leaned against the kitchen door, and said to Lin Hai who was washing dishes: "It's raining heavily outside, why don't you sit at my house for a while and leave when the rain calms down?"

Lin Hai looked at the busy rain outside, and nodded: "It seems that this is the only way!"

There are no rich entertainment activities at night in the countryside. There is an anti-Japanese drama on TV, which has a disgusting storyline. There is even a scene where the protagonist tears the devil with his hands. With his hands, he tears the Japanese devil into pieces It's two and a half, I'm a good boy, is this an anti-Japanese war movie or a science fiction movie?What a fucking dick!Domestic dramas are really challenging the bottom line of public IQ!

"It's really boring!" Zhang Wanting turned off the TV and threw away the remote control: "Wouldn't it be better to watch "Crayon Shinchan" instead of watching this kind of bad drama?"

"It makes sense!" Lin Hai nodded: "I don't know if the heads of those directors have been kicked by donkeys now!"

"I look like it!" Zhang Wanting covered her mouth and smiled, "Forget it, why don't you watch a horror movie with me!"

"Horror movies?!" Lin Hai's eyes lit up. In his student days, those dicks called gross movies "horror movies".A buddy in the dormitory once told a legendary story when he was a child.

In the era when DVD players were still popular in every household, it was very fashionable to go to the video store to rent a DVD and watch it back.That buddy went to the store to rent a disc, and a young man with a stubble came next to him and said to the boss, "Boss, find me a horror movie!"

The boss enthusiastically recommended to him, such as "Sadako", "Ghost Girl Hanako", "Zombie Daochang" and so on.

The Maotou boy kept shaking his head, "You are not scary enough, I want the one that doesn't wear clothes, it's very scary!"

"Grass!" The boss fainted directly.

Later, the synonym of "horror movie" spread in the dormitory and became a well-known code name.

Lin Hai smiled and told this story to Zhang Wanting, thinking that Zhang Wanting would laugh heartily, but who knew that Zhang Wanting gave him a blank look: "Director Lin, you are such a hidden pervert!"

"Korea's "Pen Fairy", have you seen it?" Zhang Wanting clicked on the broadcast URL on the computer.

Lin Hai shook his head: "No! I heard it's scary!"

Zhang Wanting chuckled: "Let's watch this, I like watching horror movies the most. One summer vacation, I locked myself in my bedroom and watched horror movies for three days and three nights. It was so exciting!"

Before the film started, Lin Hai thought that Zhang Wanting was very courageous, and she must belong to the kind of pervert who watched horror movies while eating popcorn and laughing.Who knew that Lin Hai was startled dumbfounded by Zhang Wanting's high-pitched screams as soon as a clip came out.

Lin Hai shuddered: "Grandma, you scream louder than the people in the movie!"

Halfway through the movie, Zhang Wanting was already holding Lin Hai's arm tightly, her soft and plump body was next to Lin Hai.Lin Hai's little heart was beating thump-thump-thump-thump, and he was distracted for a while.His mind was no longer on the movie, but on Zhang Wanting.

Zhang Wanting asked suspiciously: "What's the matter? Are you scared too? I can hear your heart beating so fast!"

Lin Hai, the stinky hooligan, grabbed Zhang Wanting's tender little hand and made an exaggerated frightened expression like an actor: "Yes! Yes! I'm so scared! It's really scary!"

"You are a big man, you have to hold on!" Zhang Wanting did not resist, she never thought that she would be deceived by Lin Hai's exaggerated acting skills.

The two just held hands like this, their palms were covered with sweat from nervousness.

Zhang Wanting was out of fear, while Lin Hai was out of excitement, because he finally got the goddess' little hand.She was secretly happy in her heart: "Hahaha! Horror movies are really good!"

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