Merry King Kong does not fall less

In the Oracle Temple under the night, the inexplicable special forces have controlled the entire area at the bottom of the cliff.

"Pineapple jackfruit...Parashita..."

When the old monk Wu Se Ding was meditating and chanting in front of the stone statue of the Buddha, special soldiers with heavy guns came in behind him, but he turned a blind eye and listened but did not hear, still meditating and chanting with a calm expression.

"Mr. Wuying! Long time no see, please stay safe!"

Suddenly, a voice familiar to the old monk came to his ears.

"Eni Tuo Buddha! Almighty! Excuse me, do you come to the Oracle Temple to pray to the Buddha?"

After the old monk recognized who it was, he asked with a clear smile, and the mood of meditation disappeared immediately.

"Unexpectedly, 50 years ago, Wuying Xuanzang, who was a master of black and white, gave up his position as the chairman of the National Martial Arts Association, and came to this hidden small temple to become a monk. It is really puzzling!"

When the special forces behind the old monk stood on both sides and opened up a road, I saw a tall and burly bearded man with vicissitudes of life, wearing a black windbreaker and blue sunglasses, smiling calmly and handsomely. In the oracle temple, he sat cross-legged behind the old monk.

"If the benefactor is not here to pray for blessings, then please leave! Don't let your arrogance tarnish the peaceful atmosphere of the temple, and the old monk's Dharma name Wuse is not Wuyingxuanzang! I'm afraid the benefactor came to the wrong place I got the wrong guy!"

The old monk knew that the visitor was not good, so he turned around calmly and said to the middle-aged man in front of him with his hands clasped. This middle-aged man reminded the old monk of the past when he was young.

"Mr. Wuying, we have been looking for you for a long time! And you have lived in seclusion in this temple for so many years, it is time to leave here! Your old friend, Godfather Chiba misses you very much! That's why I let you I'm here to ask you to catch up with him!"

When the middle-aged man looked around the temple and said, the old monk shook his head, opened his eyes and sighed: "Benefactor, I have been out of the world for many years! Please go back!"

"Mr. Wuying, you should call me Long Zeye, please be kind! Don't always call me the benefactor, it will make the friendship between me less familiar!"

When the bearded man Long Zeye said with a casual smile, he picked up the ceramic teapot on the table and poured a cup of tea for the old monk and himself.

"Eni Tuofo! I really am no longer Mr. Wuying! My name is Wuse, the old Wuying Xuanzang is no longer in this world! The benefactor has been away for many years, it seems that you are doing well now, You have become a Shangguan and have your own subordinates! And you don't seem to be old at all, you are still so young!"

After the old monk unceremoniously took a sip of the tea made by Long Zeye, he could not help but sigh in his indifferent laughter, but it was also full of surprise, because the man in front of him was actually the same as him 50 years ago. As young as I saw.

"Hehe, what an official! I'm just an errand, and this time I'm here on behalf of Chiba's godfather. He really misses you! Of course, it's also for a very important matter, which is about finding the daughter of Asura! So let me ask you to go back! And you are mistaken, I am already very old! It’s just that I take good care of it, so I don’t age so fast!”

After Long Zeye drank the cup of tea in his hand, he immediately explained his purpose of coming, because he didn't have much time, so he had to complete the task as soon as possible.

"Hehe, you see, this old man is already an old man in his 80s. Maybe he couldn't stand the bumps on the way and passed away first to visit the Buddha! So it's better to avoid it! You go back and tell your godfather about Asura's death. As for the matter of the girl, let it develop naturally! Don’t force things about fate!”

Although the old monk said it jokingly, he already expressed his position that he would never compromise.

"Oh, Mister Kirikage! I still don't know what you are capable of? Don't embarrass me! Before Godfather Chiba sent me to find you, he had already asked Inuzuka Tong to take care of your grandson and granddaughter! You I know, Inuzuka Tong has always been ruthless in his work, I'm afraid your grandson and granddaughter will be frightened by him! That's not good!"

After Long Zeye said with a threatening sneer, the old monk's expression immediately turned serious.

"Okay! Then take me away. I haven't gone out for many years! But please remember, I don't want my two grandsons to be involved! For the sake of past friendship, I hope you can help This old man is busy!"

After the old monk frowned, his expression of admitting defeat was only compromising, but he still proposed a compromise condition to Long Zeye.

"Don't worry, as long as you promise to go back with me to see Godfather Chiba, then I guarantee with my personality that Inuzuka Tong will never hurt your two grandsons at all! Your grandson and granddaughter will live an ordinary and stable life forever!"

Seeing that the old monk had compromised, Long Zeye smiled triumphantly and stated the relatively equal conditions.In his view, only when interests are equal can there be room for bargaining.

"Speaking of which, I actually miss your Godfather Qianye a lot. Since he is still obsessed with that matter, then I will end this matter with him!"

After the old monk spoke quickly, he asked coldly again: "I don't know the benefactor of Longze, when can we set off?"

"Mr. Wuying, don't worry! Let's go after we finish drinking these cups of tea!"

After filling the cups of tea in front of him again, Long Zeye picked up the cup of tea in front of him while drinking and said, the corners of his mouth could not help but sneer lightly, his eyes were full of complacency, because his task was completed.

"Hehe, it seems that there is God's will in the dark! Jiang Tian, ​​Hui Na! I leave it to you to find the daughter of Asura! I hope you can realize the reason for finding the daughter of Asura from that painting." method!"

Seeing Long Zeye's triumphant look, the old monk couldn't help thinking to himself that he was the one favored by the Buddha in the end.

Afterwards, the old monk smiled for a moment and then continued to close his eyes and meditate, but Long Zeye did not realize that Jiang Tian and Liu Shenghuina had brought the painting entrusted by the old monk before him, and then he was about to After drinking the tea, the old monk was asked to leave the Oracle Temple and board a military plane to leave Mount Fuji.

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When the old monk was taken away from Mount Fuji by special forces, Jiang Tian was taking a refreshing cold shower in the bathroom in the five-star Sakura Hotel under Mount Fuji.

"I wash my front... I wash my back... I wash my toes... I wash my penis... Yahoo... It would be great if I could have a girl wipe my back right now!"

When Jiang Tian was happily washing various parts of his body with the scented and refreshing soap, he thought about asking Liu Shenghuina to come in to help him wipe his back on the grounds of conditions, but this lewd thought was quickly extinguished by the bathroom The lights were turned off.

"Hello? What are you doing! Why did it suddenly become pitch black! Who turned off the light?"

When Jiang Tian, ​​who was still covered in soap bubbles halfway through washing, yelled unhappily in the bathroom, the cold water sprayed on him by the shower head of the water heater also stopped inexplicably.

"Wow! Why is there no water? I still have bubbles in my eyes! What is this five-star restaurant in tm saying, and it cut off the electricity and water when I was taking a shower! Fortunately, I was in the dark You can also see it, otherwise you will be blind! You have to complain to the hotel when you go out later!"

When Jiang Tian casually took the towel and wiped the water and foam on his body in the dark, he saw four figures hiding outside the bathroom door, covering their mouths and snickering. These four people were Yagyu Huina and Her three companions, because they didn't like Jiang Tian, ​​sneaked into Jiang Tian's room to carry out their trick plan.

"Haha... Turn off the electricity and water while he's in the middle of the shower! What a boring and despicable way to prank someone!"

When Huina Liusheng gloated and said, her best friend Keiko Aoi couldn't help laughing and said: "Pfft... But it's very effective! Look at how embarrassed he must be now!"

Seeing that Yagyu Huina and Aoi Keiko were happy, their male partner Nakayama Jiro said: "Since the first move of the trick plan is successful, let's quickly carry out the second move!"

"What's the second move?"

After Huina Yagyu and Keiko Aoi asked in unison, their other male partner, Nara, replied proudly: "Although the second move is a little older, it is all-testing! Jiang Tian made a fool of himself, you three, put your ears close!"

After Nara Yahara whispered in the ears of Yagyu Ena, Aoi Keiko, and Nakayama Jiro, the three of them laughed loudly, and then when Jiang Tian wiped off the foam on his body, Yagyu Eina and the four People shouted in unison outside the bathroom: "It's bad! There's a fire! Run away!"

"Fire? Where is the fire?"

When Jiang Tian heard the shouts from outside the bathroom door, he couldn't help being startled. Then, just as he was about to put on his clothes, Liu Shenghuina and the others broke open the bathroom door according to their own plan. Jiang Tian said eagerly: "Jiang Tian! The hotel is on fire! Why are you still taking a bath! Hurry up and leave!"

"Why did you all rush in? I haven't dressed yet!" Jiang Tian saw Liu Shenghuina and the four of them in a hurry, so he believed it and said: "No wonder I lost electricity and water in the middle of washing. It's on fire!"

"Now that you know, what clothes are you wearing! Just cover your important parts with a towel! Let's go! It will be too late if you don't go!"

When Nakayama Jiro and Nara Yahara dragged Jiang Tian out of the bathroom with realistic expressions, Yagyu Huina and Aoi Keiko at the side saw Jiang Tian's naked body at three o'clock, and they all held back their laughter and helped Pushing Jiang Tian said: "Stop talking! Let's go! Leave the hotel and go downstairs!"

When Liu Shenghuina and the four of them worked together to push Jiang Tian to the door of the room, Jiang Tian couldn't help turning his head and said with concern: "Then you four don't run together! Hurry up!"

"Just go out first! We will follow behind you!"

After Liu Shenghuina finished speaking, she and the other three pushed Jiang Tian out of the room, and then closed the door of the room, and then the four of them laughed loudly in the room.

"Huh? Hey! Why didn't you come out, why did you close the room?"

When Jiang Tian tilted the door and covered his lower body with a towel in his hand, he heard unstoppable laughter coming from the room, and after he realized that he was being tricked, he She heard a woman screaming in the hallway.