Counterattack Tianjiao
Chapter 012 Uncle, you are lecherous!
Johnson waited for a long time and the girl didn't respond, so he was a little impatient.
"What game are you playing?"
Weiwei still didn't respond, whether she didn't hear it or didn't want to answer.
"Your mother, let me let me tutor you to study for you," Johnson said loudly into Weiwei's ear.
Weiwei pulled off the headset and turned to Johnson: "Uncle, can you knock on the door when you enter a girl's room, and it's extremely impolite to interrupt others when they're playing, and..."
"Well, you play, I'll wait, you've played enough and we'll learn later." Johnson was speechless, he couldn't think of a better way to treat the little girl.
Weiwei puts on the headset, puts down the teddy bear, and chatters endlessly with the keyboard in her left hand and the mouse in her right hand: "Small sample, let me pretend to be a force for my sister, let me see if she doesn't kill you... Yo, I'm still driving invincible, okay, I fit together..."
Johnson glanced at the screen. Weiwei was playing "Zhengtu 2s", a masterpiece released by Giant Network. Johnson played it a lot when he was in school. Because it was too expensive, he stopped playing it later.Weiwei is not very proficient in playing. It looks like a national escort car activity. The three enemy countries collectively robbed the escort car. Her purple insured car was beaten to only half of its HP. The girl rushed left and right, but the opponent's Matthew There are many black spots, but fortunately, it is okay to prepare, otherwise it will be smashed by the opponent.Afterwards, the escort vehicles lined up in a long queue, and the enemy used concentrated forces to defeat them one by one. At a glance, we could see the result of the country's poor voice command. If this continued, the entire country's escort vehicles would be smashed.
"No, let me try, if this continues, your escort car will be smashed." Zhuang Johnson really couldn't stand it.
The girl turned her head and looked at Johnson in surprise: "You will do this too?"
"A little bit, not very proficient, but if you continue like this, your escort car will not be able to keep it."
The girl had no choice but to give it to Johnson. Johnson hung up the headset, left the keyboard and right the mouse, first hid the escort car in the convoy, then decisively grabbed the microphone, commanded everyone to gather at Longya Bridge by voice, and waited for the escort car behind. When the follow-up bodyguard car arrived, Johnson directed everyone to approach in a group, and then gathered in the ancient town on the border, and collectively advanced to the final delivery point. Although there were many enemies, they couldn't hold back. Everyone's bodyguard car could share most of the impact, and it was safe in the end. Escort delivery car.
"Yeah, uncle, you're amazing!" The girl was so excited that she showed her true colors, hugged Johnson's neck and kissed him passionately, and the two numb lumps on her chest rubbed against the man's arm.
Before starting to pull the second cart, Johnson first commanded all the well-equipped tubas to follow the Qing people, and the opposite command was eager for quick success, commanding the chariot to cross the side and reach Longya Bridge. When the convoy commanded by Johnson reached the head of Longya Bridge, the car was stuck , the escort carts in the back were squeezed into bumps, Johnson used the headset to inform the major families, showed the family chariot, knocked out the opponent's convoy and continued to move forward, the opponent was unwilling to retreat, the ancient border town gathered again, Johnson commanded everyone to go out At the border crossing, the ancient town of dart carts was abandoned to meet the enemy. Fortunately, with the influence of the first cart, everyone believed in the command of Johnson and charged into the enemy group without hesitation. During the melee, Johnson used the group attack to kill the king of Wei, Combining skills to beat the king of Wu with one hand, leading everyone to beat the king of Qi, the opponent lost troops, and the commander was scolded by the people, and there has been no effective attack on a large scale since then...
"Uncle, you are so awesome, the national escort car can command so well, then I will scold that idiot commander in the national war and replace you, uncle..." The game conductors are so chic and easy, the girl admires them all.
"It's just for fun occasionally, not professional, but the opponent's command is too bad, otherwise we would not be opponents..." Johnson was telling the truth.
"Then you are also very good. You are easy to catch, you don't procrastinate at all, and you killed the three kings of the opponent...Look at everyone sending you flowers"
Sure enough, the LCD screen nationals sent a large number of red and white roses and the entire screen of blue enchantresses, as well as congratulations from a large number of players on the national and world channels.
"Uncle, you are really the best among men. Not only are you good at martial arts, but you are also super good at playing games. You are so cool..." The girl's eyes were full of peach blossoms, "My mother doesn't want you, you can consider me..."
Johnson pretended not to hear, and deliberately changed the topic: "Your mother asked me to help you with your homework, not to play games with you, how about studying now?"
"Okay, anything is fine, as long as it's uncle..." The girl sat on Johnson's lap affectionately, fell into his arms and stopped him around his neck. .
Filled with warmth and soft jade, the man immediately became short of breath, and the little Zhuang Chen raised his head again in disappointment. Zhuang Chen wanted to push the girl away, but what he caught was a soft lump.
"Come down," Johnson picked up the girl and threw her on the bed.
The little fairy threw herself on the bed, hugged the pillow and laughed loudly, out of breath.
"What's the matter, little guy?" Johnson was baffled by her smile.
The girl didn't answer, but looked at Johnson with a smirk.
Johnson was a little terrified by her laughter. He scowled and stared: "What are you laughing at? Tell me, don't tell me, let's see if uncle doesn't scratch you..."
Speaking of which, Zhuang Johnson deliberately made a movement of scratching the opponent's stomach.
The little goblin dodged left and right, and was finally caught by the man, who had to disarm and surrender, still grinning wickedly.
"What's the matter, little one," said Johnson, grabbing the girl by the neck, "or I'm going to kill you"
"Uncle, you're a lecher! You don't really want to eat everything, do you... the... things below you... are hard..." The girl lowered her head shyly.
Johnson was embarrassing, in order to cover up the embarrassment: "Hurry up and study hard, you must study hard, only by studying hard can you become a useful elite, contribute to the cause of human liberation, and change the universe and the future..."
Mom, hurry up to find a job tomorrow and move out as soon as possible, otherwise my brother and I can do all kinds of beastly things...
……
Weiwei's basics are actually pretty good, but she usually lacks practice and has too many absenteeism. Johnson's little guidance is very effective. Fortunately, I worked hard in high school. After simple calculations, the formulas and theorems are clear It's in the chest, so it's a matter of course for the counseling to be high-rise.
Dinner is very rich, four dishes and one soup: sweet and sour pork ribs, Longjing shrimp, mapo tofu, honey sauce, plus seaweed egg drop soup, the ribs are smooth but not greasy, sweet and delicious, the tofu is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, especially the seaweed egg The flower soup is extremely delicious. For the first time in many years, SC Johnson felt a kind of mother's taste.
"Xiao Zhuang, what's wrong with you?" Linda saw that Zhuang Chen was worried, "If you have something on your mind, tell your sister, don't worry about it."
"Without Sister Linda, I just suddenly thought of my mother." Johnson was a little sad.
Johnson seems to have gone back to the past all of a sudden, seeing his hometown and his grandfather...
"What game are you playing?"
Weiwei still didn't respond, whether she didn't hear it or didn't want to answer.
"Your mother, let me let me tutor you to study for you," Johnson said loudly into Weiwei's ear.
Weiwei pulled off the headset and turned to Johnson: "Uncle, can you knock on the door when you enter a girl's room, and it's extremely impolite to interrupt others when they're playing, and..."
"Well, you play, I'll wait, you've played enough and we'll learn later." Johnson was speechless, he couldn't think of a better way to treat the little girl.
Weiwei puts on the headset, puts down the teddy bear, and chatters endlessly with the keyboard in her left hand and the mouse in her right hand: "Small sample, let me pretend to be a force for my sister, let me see if she doesn't kill you... Yo, I'm still driving invincible, okay, I fit together..."
Johnson glanced at the screen. Weiwei was playing "Zhengtu 2s", a masterpiece released by Giant Network. Johnson played it a lot when he was in school. Because it was too expensive, he stopped playing it later.Weiwei is not very proficient in playing. It looks like a national escort car activity. The three enemy countries collectively robbed the escort car. Her purple insured car was beaten to only half of its HP. The girl rushed left and right, but the opponent's Matthew There are many black spots, but fortunately, it is okay to prepare, otherwise it will be smashed by the opponent.Afterwards, the escort vehicles lined up in a long queue, and the enemy used concentrated forces to defeat them one by one. At a glance, we could see the result of the country's poor voice command. If this continued, the entire country's escort vehicles would be smashed.
"No, let me try, if this continues, your escort car will be smashed." Zhuang Johnson really couldn't stand it.
The girl turned her head and looked at Johnson in surprise: "You will do this too?"
"A little bit, not very proficient, but if you continue like this, your escort car will not be able to keep it."
The girl had no choice but to give it to Johnson. Johnson hung up the headset, left the keyboard and right the mouse, first hid the escort car in the convoy, then decisively grabbed the microphone, commanded everyone to gather at Longya Bridge by voice, and waited for the escort car behind. When the follow-up bodyguard car arrived, Johnson directed everyone to approach in a group, and then gathered in the ancient town on the border, and collectively advanced to the final delivery point. Although there were many enemies, they couldn't hold back. Everyone's bodyguard car could share most of the impact, and it was safe in the end. Escort delivery car.
"Yeah, uncle, you're amazing!" The girl was so excited that she showed her true colors, hugged Johnson's neck and kissed him passionately, and the two numb lumps on her chest rubbed against the man's arm.
Before starting to pull the second cart, Johnson first commanded all the well-equipped tubas to follow the Qing people, and the opposite command was eager for quick success, commanding the chariot to cross the side and reach Longya Bridge. When the convoy commanded by Johnson reached the head of Longya Bridge, the car was stuck , the escort carts in the back were squeezed into bumps, Johnson used the headset to inform the major families, showed the family chariot, knocked out the opponent's convoy and continued to move forward, the opponent was unwilling to retreat, the ancient border town gathered again, Johnson commanded everyone to go out At the border crossing, the ancient town of dart carts was abandoned to meet the enemy. Fortunately, with the influence of the first cart, everyone believed in the command of Johnson and charged into the enemy group without hesitation. During the melee, Johnson used the group attack to kill the king of Wei, Combining skills to beat the king of Wu with one hand, leading everyone to beat the king of Qi, the opponent lost troops, and the commander was scolded by the people, and there has been no effective attack on a large scale since then...
"Uncle, you are so awesome, the national escort car can command so well, then I will scold that idiot commander in the national war and replace you, uncle..." The game conductors are so chic and easy, the girl admires them all.
"It's just for fun occasionally, not professional, but the opponent's command is too bad, otherwise we would not be opponents..." Johnson was telling the truth.
"Then you are also very good. You are easy to catch, you don't procrastinate at all, and you killed the three kings of the opponent...Look at everyone sending you flowers"
Sure enough, the LCD screen nationals sent a large number of red and white roses and the entire screen of blue enchantresses, as well as congratulations from a large number of players on the national and world channels.
"Uncle, you are really the best among men. Not only are you good at martial arts, but you are also super good at playing games. You are so cool..." The girl's eyes were full of peach blossoms, "My mother doesn't want you, you can consider me..."
Johnson pretended not to hear, and deliberately changed the topic: "Your mother asked me to help you with your homework, not to play games with you, how about studying now?"
"Okay, anything is fine, as long as it's uncle..." The girl sat on Johnson's lap affectionately, fell into his arms and stopped him around his neck. .
Filled with warmth and soft jade, the man immediately became short of breath, and the little Zhuang Chen raised his head again in disappointment. Zhuang Chen wanted to push the girl away, but what he caught was a soft lump.
"Come down," Johnson picked up the girl and threw her on the bed.
The little fairy threw herself on the bed, hugged the pillow and laughed loudly, out of breath.
"What's the matter, little guy?" Johnson was baffled by her smile.
The girl didn't answer, but looked at Johnson with a smirk.
Johnson was a little terrified by her laughter. He scowled and stared: "What are you laughing at? Tell me, don't tell me, let's see if uncle doesn't scratch you..."
Speaking of which, Zhuang Johnson deliberately made a movement of scratching the opponent's stomach.
The little goblin dodged left and right, and was finally caught by the man, who had to disarm and surrender, still grinning wickedly.
"What's the matter, little one," said Johnson, grabbing the girl by the neck, "or I'm going to kill you"
"Uncle, you're a lecher! You don't really want to eat everything, do you... the... things below you... are hard..." The girl lowered her head shyly.
Johnson was embarrassing, in order to cover up the embarrassment: "Hurry up and study hard, you must study hard, only by studying hard can you become a useful elite, contribute to the cause of human liberation, and change the universe and the future..."
Mom, hurry up to find a job tomorrow and move out as soon as possible, otherwise my brother and I can do all kinds of beastly things...
……
Weiwei's basics are actually pretty good, but she usually lacks practice and has too many absenteeism. Johnson's little guidance is very effective. Fortunately, I worked hard in high school. After simple calculations, the formulas and theorems are clear It's in the chest, so it's a matter of course for the counseling to be high-rise.
Dinner is very rich, four dishes and one soup: sweet and sour pork ribs, Longjing shrimp, mapo tofu, honey sauce, plus seaweed egg drop soup, the ribs are smooth but not greasy, sweet and delicious, the tofu is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, especially the seaweed egg The flower soup is extremely delicious. For the first time in many years, SC Johnson felt a kind of mother's taste.
"Xiao Zhuang, what's wrong with you?" Linda saw that Zhuang Chen was worried, "If you have something on your mind, tell your sister, don't worry about it."
"Without Sister Linda, I just suddenly thought of my mother." Johnson was a little sad.
Johnson seems to have gone back to the past all of a sudden, seeing his hometown and his grandfather...
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