Counterattack Tianjiao
Chapter 020 Johnson's best friend
Zhang Lin didn't answer the girl directly, and turned to Linda with a smile, "Sister, you are beautiful again."
"Little girl, I know how to lie to my sister. My sister is old. I can't compare to giving you these fresh and tender flower bones." Linda smiled, hiding her inner disappointment, "How is it, is Japan fun?"
Zhang Lin threw down her LV bag, lazily lay down on the large sofa in the living room, and kicked off the Givenchy leather sandals on her feet: "Forget it, the scenery is beautiful, and there are not many handsome guys..."
Seeing Johnson carrying the box upstairs, Linda couldn't help approaching Zhang Lin, and asked in a low voice, "Tell me, what's going on with Johnson?"
"I still want to ask you, how did Johnson live with you..."
Johnson put his luggage in the storage room upstairs, and saw two women whispering downstairs...
Three women in one drama, not now one woman in three dramas, SC Johnson can be sure.
……
After dinner, Johnson received a call from a stranger. It seems that he has no relatives in China!Why would someone call him? Besides, he never answered domestic calls in his previous business. After hesitating for a long time, Johnson still answered the phone.
"Hey, who, who are you?"
"Hey, Johnson! It's Lu Guan, I want to die!" A hoarse voice came from the phone, and Johnson immediately smiled happily when he heard that it was Lu Guan.
Lu Guan, nicknamed "Rolling Tube", has a very powerful name. You can imagine the courage his parents had when they thought hard to name him. Johnson's buddy has been playing since he was a child. Although he is fat and hoarse, he has hobbies and It has a wide range, especially love island country love action movies and bed mechanics. When you have nothing to do, you can masturbate while watching small movies. When you encounter beautiful women or other visual stimulation, you can masturbate in the toilet, in the woods or in the wild, so it is very popular in the circle of brothers. This nickname is "Rolling Tube".
Ever since they were young, they had been together with Johnson, and they talked about everything, especially when it came to women. Lu Guan was simply Johnson's first teacher.In primary school, he led Johnson to chase little girls; in junior high school, he led Johnson to study pornographic movies and pornographic literature; in high school, he encouraged Johnson to fight girls, but every time it was Johnson who stood guard for him, he and the girl were in love with each other. Xiao Shulin fought hard; life in college was even more colorful, the two chased after Jiang Xiaoting, a beautiful teacher at the time, until Johnson...
I don't know if this kid put Teacher Jiang Xiaoting down later, and if this bad guy has lost weight, Zhuang Chen said happily to himself.
"'Masturbate', um, it's Johnson, have you masturbated recently?" Johnson followed Lu's view.
"Cut, that's all in the past tense. My brother has a regular girl now. I'm studying at Yenching University. I'll introduce you when I have time." Lu Guan chattered, "I'll tell you something, I haven't seen you for a few years, how do you start?" The duckling is coming"
"Who did you hear that from?" Zhuang Johnson wondered, who the hell deliberately corrupted himself, knowing that he must look good.
"Who said that, you don't watch the news, the recent crackdown, "Society and Law" is rebroadcast every day, rolling air in prime time, the police station has your phone number, and our former buddies have watched it, buddy, you are very promising , a promising career, Midnight Cowherd."
Johnson wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. Did the fucking police station know the law and broke the law, and even disclosed the phone number of the person involved? If he didn't care about his previous identity, he would have sued them.
"Who gave you the phone number?" Johnson wanted to confirm.
"A buddy, I just joined the police this year, otherwise I wouldn't be able to contact you."
What the fuck buddy, this publicity doesn't matter, I can't wash it off even if I jumped to the Yellow River, the most important thing is that people in my small circle think so. "Cowherd".
"Are you free tomorrow? Heipi, Mice, and our Dream No. [-] and Erxue all said to get together and think about it, so I can inform them.
When Johnson heard that they were all his hard-core buddies, whom he hadn’t seen for many years, and wanted to be the current situation, he immediately agreed with this powerful idea: "Okay, where are you going? Tell me."
"How about 'Paramount', the last time I went there, I felt very excited, my sister is so hot"
"Do you often go to these places for wild food?" Johnson's sister, Lu Guan, said.
"Brothers are brothers, that's what I understand, but now I have given up my old bad habits, changed my mind, and started a new life. Instead of masturbating and looking for chickens, I went out to fight every day. Hee hee hee, envy me, hahaha" Lu Guan was very proud.
"Okay, I'm capable enough, but who will be the host this time?" Johnson thinks this is a very profound question.
"Of course you are. You've become a cowherd. It's fun and you want money. I keep the money and want to pick up girls. How can you mess around..."
"..."
Heipi's original name was Li Jindong, and everyone called him Heipi because he was dark and thin and tall; Mouse, whose original name was Zheng Hao, because of his impressive looks, was called a "rat with eyebrows and mouse eyes" in Johnson's words; Erxue's actual name was Xiao Xue, a Because the girl spent all day with these gangsters, the classmates added a word "two" to her head. Fortunately, Xiao Xue had a cheerful personality and didn't care, so Er Xue's title has been used all the time.
……
Outside, the sky is full of stars, and the interior is warm...
The TV is newly bought. The 52-inch large LCD is set on the wall of the living room. It is simple, stylish, elegant and generous, bringing a wider vision to the owner. The appearance has an extraordinary expressiveness and a sense of the concept of the times, which perfectly matches the entire home style. .
Zhang Lin was reclined on the sofa, and the little fairy Weiwei used the little cousin's stomach as a temporary pillow, and she slept comfortably on it.
Linda adjusted the TV with a palette. It doesn't matter whether the program is good or bad, the key is to cover up the unrest in her heart.
"Linlin, you and Xiaozhuang have known each other before?" Linda endured and endured, and finally raised the question in her heart.
"Sister, didn't I tell you everything, today he helped me out of the siege?" Zhang Lin immediately regained her spirits, pushed Weiwei away from her arms, and sat up excitedly, "What do you think of Johnson?"
The little fairy Weiwei looked at Aunt Xiaobiao contemptuously: "Yeah!"
Zhang Lin ignored Weiwei, her eyes were full of peach blossoms, and she looked like she was thinking about spring.
"Xiao Zhuang, it's not bad, why, interesting?" Linda tested Zhang Lin, "Do you want my sister to tell him?"
"No, sister, I just feel that he is very special." Zhang Lin blushed, hesitated to speak, and finally couldn't hold back, "Although he is not very handsome, but he is kind of cool, I...very have a feeling"
After Zhang Lin finished speaking, she was so ashamed that she quickly covered her face with a pillow, threw herself into the sofa, and never looked up again.
"Hey, I'm really not ashamed, so evil!" Weiwei taunted Zhang Lin while watching the Korean drama.
Linda is someone who has been there, and knows that Xiao Nizi is in love, "Come on, tell me, why do you feel it?"
Zhang Lin leaned on Linda's ear, whispering for a while...
Linda was terrified when she heard that, oh my god, the current little girl gave her first kiss at the first contact, not only did she give her first kiss, she even reached...reached...it's so embarrassing!
"Little girl, I know how to lie to my sister. My sister is old. I can't compare to giving you these fresh and tender flower bones." Linda smiled, hiding her inner disappointment, "How is it, is Japan fun?"
Zhang Lin threw down her LV bag, lazily lay down on the large sofa in the living room, and kicked off the Givenchy leather sandals on her feet: "Forget it, the scenery is beautiful, and there are not many handsome guys..."
Seeing Johnson carrying the box upstairs, Linda couldn't help approaching Zhang Lin, and asked in a low voice, "Tell me, what's going on with Johnson?"
"I still want to ask you, how did Johnson live with you..."
Johnson put his luggage in the storage room upstairs, and saw two women whispering downstairs...
Three women in one drama, not now one woman in three dramas, SC Johnson can be sure.
……
After dinner, Johnson received a call from a stranger. It seems that he has no relatives in China!Why would someone call him? Besides, he never answered domestic calls in his previous business. After hesitating for a long time, Johnson still answered the phone.
"Hey, who, who are you?"
"Hey, Johnson! It's Lu Guan, I want to die!" A hoarse voice came from the phone, and Johnson immediately smiled happily when he heard that it was Lu Guan.
Lu Guan, nicknamed "Rolling Tube", has a very powerful name. You can imagine the courage his parents had when they thought hard to name him. Johnson's buddy has been playing since he was a child. Although he is fat and hoarse, he has hobbies and It has a wide range, especially love island country love action movies and bed mechanics. When you have nothing to do, you can masturbate while watching small movies. When you encounter beautiful women or other visual stimulation, you can masturbate in the toilet, in the woods or in the wild, so it is very popular in the circle of brothers. This nickname is "Rolling Tube".
Ever since they were young, they had been together with Johnson, and they talked about everything, especially when it came to women. Lu Guan was simply Johnson's first teacher.In primary school, he led Johnson to chase little girls; in junior high school, he led Johnson to study pornographic movies and pornographic literature; in high school, he encouraged Johnson to fight girls, but every time it was Johnson who stood guard for him, he and the girl were in love with each other. Xiao Shulin fought hard; life in college was even more colorful, the two chased after Jiang Xiaoting, a beautiful teacher at the time, until Johnson...
I don't know if this kid put Teacher Jiang Xiaoting down later, and if this bad guy has lost weight, Zhuang Chen said happily to himself.
"'Masturbate', um, it's Johnson, have you masturbated recently?" Johnson followed Lu's view.
"Cut, that's all in the past tense. My brother has a regular girl now. I'm studying at Yenching University. I'll introduce you when I have time." Lu Guan chattered, "I'll tell you something, I haven't seen you for a few years, how do you start?" The duckling is coming"
"Who did you hear that from?" Zhuang Johnson wondered, who the hell deliberately corrupted himself, knowing that he must look good.
"Who said that, you don't watch the news, the recent crackdown, "Society and Law" is rebroadcast every day, rolling air in prime time, the police station has your phone number, and our former buddies have watched it, buddy, you are very promising , a promising career, Midnight Cowherd."
Johnson wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. Did the fucking police station know the law and broke the law, and even disclosed the phone number of the person involved? If he didn't care about his previous identity, he would have sued them.
"Who gave you the phone number?" Johnson wanted to confirm.
"A buddy, I just joined the police this year, otherwise I wouldn't be able to contact you."
What the fuck buddy, this publicity doesn't matter, I can't wash it off even if I jumped to the Yellow River, the most important thing is that people in my small circle think so. "Cowherd".
"Are you free tomorrow? Heipi, Mice, and our Dream No. [-] and Erxue all said to get together and think about it, so I can inform them.
When Johnson heard that they were all his hard-core buddies, whom he hadn’t seen for many years, and wanted to be the current situation, he immediately agreed with this powerful idea: "Okay, where are you going? Tell me."
"How about 'Paramount', the last time I went there, I felt very excited, my sister is so hot"
"Do you often go to these places for wild food?" Johnson's sister, Lu Guan, said.
"Brothers are brothers, that's what I understand, but now I have given up my old bad habits, changed my mind, and started a new life. Instead of masturbating and looking for chickens, I went out to fight every day. Hee hee hee, envy me, hahaha" Lu Guan was very proud.
"Okay, I'm capable enough, but who will be the host this time?" Johnson thinks this is a very profound question.
"Of course you are. You've become a cowherd. It's fun and you want money. I keep the money and want to pick up girls. How can you mess around..."
"..."
Heipi's original name was Li Jindong, and everyone called him Heipi because he was dark and thin and tall; Mouse, whose original name was Zheng Hao, because of his impressive looks, was called a "rat with eyebrows and mouse eyes" in Johnson's words; Erxue's actual name was Xiao Xue, a Because the girl spent all day with these gangsters, the classmates added a word "two" to her head. Fortunately, Xiao Xue had a cheerful personality and didn't care, so Er Xue's title has been used all the time.
……
Outside, the sky is full of stars, and the interior is warm...
The TV is newly bought. The 52-inch large LCD is set on the wall of the living room. It is simple, stylish, elegant and generous, bringing a wider vision to the owner. The appearance has an extraordinary expressiveness and a sense of the concept of the times, which perfectly matches the entire home style. .
Zhang Lin was reclined on the sofa, and the little fairy Weiwei used the little cousin's stomach as a temporary pillow, and she slept comfortably on it.
Linda adjusted the TV with a palette. It doesn't matter whether the program is good or bad, the key is to cover up the unrest in her heart.
"Linlin, you and Xiaozhuang have known each other before?" Linda endured and endured, and finally raised the question in her heart.
"Sister, didn't I tell you everything, today he helped me out of the siege?" Zhang Lin immediately regained her spirits, pushed Weiwei away from her arms, and sat up excitedly, "What do you think of Johnson?"
The little fairy Weiwei looked at Aunt Xiaobiao contemptuously: "Yeah!"
Zhang Lin ignored Weiwei, her eyes were full of peach blossoms, and she looked like she was thinking about spring.
"Xiao Zhuang, it's not bad, why, interesting?" Linda tested Zhang Lin, "Do you want my sister to tell him?"
"No, sister, I just feel that he is very special." Zhang Lin blushed, hesitated to speak, and finally couldn't hold back, "Although he is not very handsome, but he is kind of cool, I...very have a feeling"
After Zhang Lin finished speaking, she was so ashamed that she quickly covered her face with a pillow, threw herself into the sofa, and never looked up again.
"Hey, I'm really not ashamed, so evil!" Weiwei taunted Zhang Lin while watching the Korean drama.
Linda is someone who has been there, and knows that Xiao Nizi is in love, "Come on, tell me, why do you feel it?"
Zhang Lin leaned on Linda's ear, whispering for a while...
Linda was terrified when she heard that, oh my god, the current little girl gave her first kiss at the first contact, not only did she give her first kiss, she even reached...reached...it's so embarrassing!
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