The Merry God of the City

(Rolling all over the floor, please recommend and collect...)

When he came back, Xing Feng was watching TV. Now this time happened to be news time, but the general content was hello, me, hello, everyone, the world is peaceful, long live peace!

Xing Feng scolded while watching, and when he saw some experts predicting something, the chief of the police station directly turned off the TV, and then ran to take a shower.Of course, Ling Yu felt that this might be because the other party didn't want to disturb the two-person world between him and Xing Lan...

Well, the world of two people is actually each holding a bowl of rice, facing a large pot of braised elbows!

The dinner was not a pleasant one. Xing Lan's psychological quality is actually very strong, but even with his strong psychological quality, he couldn't eat the meat after the autopsy.

Ling Yu was very happy to eat, it was different from the taste in the memory of 'Ling Yu' in the past.This kind of taste that was really eaten in his mouth made Ling Yu feel very refreshed, and he had already eaten three big bowls before he knew it.

And after Xing Lan reluctantly ate a bowl, he really couldn't eat any more.In fact, even though Xing Lan is a girl, her usual appetite is about two bowls of rice, and she usually exercises a lot, which naturally consumes more energy.

However, when she looked at the meat at this time, she thought of the corpse in the autopsy room... Then she could only put down the bowl, looked at Ling Yu who was chewing, and sighed helplessly. Thick lines... But it turns out that this guy is definitely not a thick line, otherwise he wouldn't have been timid and cowardly for more than ten years because of the shadow of his childhood.

"Is this guy really sick?" Xing Lan felt as if he knew the truth, after all, he fell completely and lost all consciousness!But suddenly he woke up inexplicably. Although the human brain is the most complicated thing, and anything is possible, the sequelae may also appear along with it!If this guy falls and has mental problems, it's not something incomprehensible.

Therefore, Xing Lan felt that after the case came to an end, it was very necessary for her to take Ling Yu to the hospital for a full-body examination. She would rather guard a demented husband than a psychopath... …

"What's the matter?" Ling Yu noticed Xing Lan's gaze, and asked strangely: "Your gaze is full of pity and determination... It seems that you have made some kind of determination? Could it be that you plan to meet with me tonight? After a romantic dinner, make an alliance with me next month?"

"Fart!" Xing Lan was furious. This bastard is definitely mentally ill. Otherwise, he would never tease himself like this. Also, what is the alliance under the moon?This guy knows how to throw bad words around!in addition……

Xing Lan looked at the pot of braised elbows, feeling extremely depressed: What kind of cheating romantic dinner is this?When you have a romantic dinner, do you want to eat braised pork elbow?

"If that's not the case, what's going on with that look in your eyes?" Ling Yu hiccupped, but he didn't bother with the problem anymore, he just patted his stomach and said, "I'm so full, the stewed elbow made by my uncle , It really is extraordinary!"

"Hmph!" Xing Lan gave this guy a blank look: "Food!"

Ling Yu smiled and said: "Food is the most important thing for the people. Being able to eat and drink proves that I am in good health. In the future, our two babies will definitely grow up happily and happily..."

"I'm going...you're not done yet, are you?" The veins on Xing Lan's forehead jumped up, this guy is simply the kind of existence that can drive people to death!

"Okay, it's over, it's over..." Ling Yu quickly retreated.

"Hmph, foodie, hurry up and tell me, how can we prevent the third investigation room from intervening in this matter?" Xing Lan asked.

The corner of Ling Yu's mouth curled up slightly: "Want to know?"

"Nonsense!" Xing Lan slapped the table and stared!It's a bit like an angry female King Kong.

"If you want to know, you should be gentle!" Ling Yu sighed and said, "Look at you, it's not appropriate to be so rough and barbaric!"

"You...you despise me for being barbaric, don't you? Well, break off the engagement!" Xing Lan snorted.

"If you say you can cancel it, then you can cancel it?" Ling Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Uncle has the final say. If uncle nods, then cancel it. If uncle doesn't nod, no matter how reluctant you are, in your life, you can only You can follow me! Children born in the future must have my surname Ling!"

"You..." Xing Lan was so depressed that she was going crazy: "Are you finished?"

"Forget it, I won't tease you...Actually..." Ling Yu glanced at Xing Lan: "Actually, the way to prevent the third investigation room from meddling is very simple...but if you want to know..."

"What do you want?" Xing Lan's face darkened, thinking that this guy would definitely open his mouth.

"Well, how about kissing me?" Ling Yu asked with a smile.

"You!!!!" Xing Lan's small white teeth were about to be crushed!

"I don't want to?" Ling Yu leaned back on the chair indifferently and said, "It's okay, I don't care!"

"Hmph, good! Just treat it as a mosquito bite, what can I do?" Xing Lan slapped the table boldly, then rushed across the table, grabbed Ling Yu's neck, and was about to hit him Stick it on your mouth!

Seeing that the two mouths were about to come together, Xing Lan suddenly frowned, feeling that there was something extra on his mouth, but it didn't look like this guy's mouth. What does the mouth feel like, but I still instinctively perceive it, this is definitely not a mouth!

Looking down, he saw that Ling Yu stretched out a hand at some point and blocked the mouths of the two of them.

"What are you doing?" Xing Lan was really annoyed: "Are you kidding me? You said you wanted it, so what?"

"Hey, hey, I said I want you to kiss me, but I didn't say now! Besides, you have a reluctant face like you want to kiss cow dung, how can I bear such an insult?" Ling Yu turned She rolled her eyes: "Let's talk about when you plan to kiss me sincerely!"

"You!" Xing Lan said angrily: "In the future, I have nothing to do with this case!"

"Well, that's right..." Ling Yu nodded, and then said: "That's how it is... This time, it's your advance information!"

"Advance payment? This can also be advance payment?" Xing Lan felt that he was going crazy, adding up his left and right brains, I'm afraid he didn't know what this guy was thinking!

"Business is done by people! Why can't you change it?" Ling Yu waved his hand indifferently and said, "Whenever you are willing, pay in one lump sum! Well, let me think about it, if you are a policeman, you will spend an average of There are cases, although I don’t necessarily have to deal with them every day... But there will always be corresponding things... Well, even if this is the case, twice a month, 24 times a year, after one year, if you are willing If you kiss me, well, you have to kiss me 24 times in one breath! Tsk tsk, just think about it, it's very evocative!"