Best pick-up bodyguard
16 Crazy woman, why did you bite my pectoral muscle again?
After 10 minutes, the police asked about the relevant matters and left here. Of course, Wu Guanghui did not let the two daughters come down, which means that Xu Tian's skills were also hidden.Xu Tian was still a little bit reluctant to see the beautiful sister go away. A few minutes later, Wu Guanghui also left the villa with the remaining three bodyguards.
Wu Guanghui, who was sitting in the car, made a phone call and invited ten bodyguards to station outside the villa, just in case something unexpected happened.
The two sisters didn't come out to eat at night, because the attack in the afternoon was too shocking, and they had no appetite to eat at all.
The next morning, Wu Jiarui was still the same as usual, she walked to the bathroom to wash in a daze, her eyes were half-closed and the corners of her mouth showed a cute smile, her little face was even redder than yesterday, her hair was a little slack because of sleeping, Prince Charming in her dream The blurred face turned into Xu Tian, who actually kissed himself.
When I walked to the bathroom, I saw the figure habitually yelling: "Ah! Hooligan".
Xu Tian was still rinsing his mouth, but when he screamed like this, the cup in his hand fell into the washbasin, and he washed his mouth clean in front of the faucet, and said angrily, "Future wife, why are you screaming again? ?Although the barking sounds nice, it’s too loud for my ears. If I want to bark, I have to lower my voice twice, so that I can hear it better.”
Wu Jiarui heard Xu Tian's words, and her face turned a little red: "Who, who is your future wife, hum! Hooligan".Suddenly, he realized that the toothbrush in Xu Tian's hand looked familiar, and his face turned a little flushed in an instant: "You, you...".
"Future wife, you are stuttering or have a fever, let me see."
He slapped Xu Tian's hand away and said angrily, "You're the one who stuttered!".Then he asked viciously: "Why do you use my sister's toothbrush instead of my mug? Don't you have one? And why don't you get up and put on your clothes?".
Xu Tian shook his head with wide innocent eyes, and asked suspiciously: "No, future wife, don't be so stingy, I don't have any clothes on, don't you also have pants on?".
After being told by Xu Tian, Wu Jiarui realized that besides wearing a large pajamas, she really forgot to wear pants. The pajamas were very long and blocked her bottom. Although she was wearing a small underwear, her thighs still felt the chilly air flow.His face was even more blushing, and he said stubbornly: "I... I wear pants, but the clothes are too long so you can't see them."
"Oh, so that's the case. By the way, your legs look longer than mine, and your height is not as tall as mine? Let me see what's going on!".
Wu Jiarui watched Xu Tian get closer and closer, and couldn't hold on to the front line, holding her head and shouting: "Ah!!! Hooligan!".
Seeing his future wife suddenly run away, Xu Tian was very surprised, and said to himself: "Is this called hooligans? Then they saw me the day before yesterday, doesn't it also mean that they are female hooligans, so Yaqi She's also a female hooligan. No, the dictionary means 'a person who doesn't have a regular job, who often provokes troubles, has bad and indecent behavior, and is the object of ridicule on entertainment programs'. This is called a hooligan. Now I have a regular job, and I don't I often provoke and make trouble, and it is even more impossible to be obscene. This water flowing downhill cannot be compared to people. The same is true for ridicule. I have never laughed at others. It seems that Bai Xue and his future wife and crazy women laugh at me the most. What about hooligans? Another important reason is that I have two months to go, and I have nothing to do with hooligans at all! It’s really unreasonable to make trouble.”
After Wu Jiaxin heard her sister's cry, she knew that she was sleepwalking again. Afraid that the hooligan would take advantage of her, she quickly put on her clothes and walked downstairs, but when she was at the stairs, she found her sister came back shyly, which made Wu Jiaxin Feeling that my sister must have been taken advantage of by the hooligan, I saw Xu Tian coming out of the bathroom, walked to the living room with a cold face and asked, "Hooligan, what did you do to my sister?".
Xu Tianzhen replied innocently: "I didn't do anything, but my future wife ran back without wearing pants, crazy woman, what do you want from me?".
Hearing that the hooligan actually called himself a crazy woman, and even called his younger sister his future wife, his shoulders were shaking with anger, his cheeks were flushed with anger, and he said angrily and coldly, "Say it again if you have the ability."
Seeing Wu Jiaxin's cold face, Xu Tian felt something was wrong and hurried back a few steps, wondering, "Did I say something wrong? Then why did you bite my chest muscle the day before yesterday?".
When Xu Tian had just finished speaking, Wu Jiaxin rushed towards Xu Tian with fire in her eyes, "Miss Xu Tianben is going to kill you, you are not allowed to talk about what happened the day before yesterday!".
But Xu Tian was taken aback by Wu Jiaxin's aura, and forgot that the sofa in the living room was behind him, so he took a few steps back and sat on the sofa, while Wu Jiaxin happened to rush towards this side with all his teeth and claws, so the two became entangled together .Xu Tiangang didn't put on his shirt after washing up.
Due to inertia, Xu Tian was pushed back by Wu Jiaxin, and he didn't stand up for a while. He suddenly felt a pain in his left chest, and she was pulling it out, which made the pain even worse.Hurriedly hugged her head with both hands and shouted: "Crazy woman, why did you bite my chest muscle again, let go of it, it hurts to death."
But because Xu Tian hugged her too tightly, Wu Jiaxin could only make a buzzing sound, but the strength of her teeth did not loosen.Xu Tian suddenly remembered how he let her loosen the day before yesterday, and was about to pinch her chest muscles, when suddenly Wu Jiarui's voice came from next to his ear: "Sister, what are you hooligans doing?".
Asked by Wu Jiarui, Wu Jiaxin suddenly woke up and loosened her mouth. Xu Tian also took the opportunity to pick up Wu Jiaxin and throw it to the other side of the sofa, and said to Wu Jiarui angrily: "Future wife, this crazy woman bit my chest again, Look at another bloody tooth mark."
Wu Jiarui looked at Xu Tian's pair of chest muscles with a tooth mark on the left and right sides, and it happened to be in the middle of the microphone, like a pair of shy big eyes, and seeing Xu Tian's angry and frightened expression, couldn't help but burst out laughing : "Haha... you deserve it, who told you to take advantage of my sister".
Seeing her sister laughing, Wu Jiaxin glanced at her reproachfully: "Sister, stop laughing", but Wu Jiarui couldn't control her laughter: "Haha... my sister, I can't stop."Wu Wu Jiaxin had no choice but to pull her sister back with a blushing face.
Seeing the backs of them leaving, Xu Tian shouted angrily: "Hey, mad woman, don't go, tell me why you bit my chest muscle. Mad woman, you are a big villain."If it weren't for grandpa who often said that beating women is bad, I really wanted to bite back with a tooth for a tooth, and I would understand more that grandpa likes to say that the loser must be a man. Isn't this abuse, I believe grandpa has been abused before.
Today is Saturday without school, and two or ten minutes later, both twin sisters were wearing the same trendy jeans and green trendy autumn clothes, and they both walked downstairs with expressionless faces.This made Xu Tian unable to tell who was his future wife for a while, usually because their voices were a little different, and the other was that the two had different personalities.But now they all have a cold expression so that Xu Tian can't tell who is the elder sister and who is the younger sister.
Xu Tian asked suspiciously: "Which of you is my future wife?".
Puff!
Wu Jiarui found that Xu Tian was getting cuter and cuter, and couldn't help laughing when thinking about what happened just now.Wu Jiaxin's expression changed and she tugged at the corner of her sister's clothes: "Sister!".Seeing her sister's serious look, Wu Jiarui quickly withdrew her smile, but the smiles kept coming from the corners of her eyes.
Wu Jiaxin asked coldly: "Xu Tian, are you our bodyguard?".
Xu Tian was puzzled by the crazy woman's question: "Yes! Don't you know about the crazy woman?".
Hearing Xu Tian call himself a crazy woman again, his shoulders trembled with anger, but he still resisted the urge to go forward and desperately.But Xu Tian was so frightened that he turned over and quickly hid behind the sofa, looking at Wu Jiaxin nervously with his arms crossed.
"Pfft... sister, I can't take it anymore, let me laugh, haha...".
Wu Jiaxin also had nothing to do with her sister, and felt embarrassed when thinking about what happened just now, but now she must find a way to drive this hooligan out, and looked at Xu Tian expressionlessly: "Since you are our bodyguard, you must learn to drive. If you can't drive, how can you be qualified to be our bodyguard? What's more, Uncle Chen is injured now. What if we don't have a car to go to school the day after tomorrow? Our home is so far away from school. Crowded bus?".
Wu Guanghui, who was sitting in the car, made a phone call and invited ten bodyguards to station outside the villa, just in case something unexpected happened.
The two sisters didn't come out to eat at night, because the attack in the afternoon was too shocking, and they had no appetite to eat at all.
The next morning, Wu Jiarui was still the same as usual, she walked to the bathroom to wash in a daze, her eyes were half-closed and the corners of her mouth showed a cute smile, her little face was even redder than yesterday, her hair was a little slack because of sleeping, Prince Charming in her dream The blurred face turned into Xu Tian, who actually kissed himself.
When I walked to the bathroom, I saw the figure habitually yelling: "Ah! Hooligan".
Xu Tian was still rinsing his mouth, but when he screamed like this, the cup in his hand fell into the washbasin, and he washed his mouth clean in front of the faucet, and said angrily, "Future wife, why are you screaming again? ?Although the barking sounds nice, it’s too loud for my ears. If I want to bark, I have to lower my voice twice, so that I can hear it better.”
Wu Jiarui heard Xu Tian's words, and her face turned a little red: "Who, who is your future wife, hum! Hooligan".Suddenly, he realized that the toothbrush in Xu Tian's hand looked familiar, and his face turned a little flushed in an instant: "You, you...".
"Future wife, you are stuttering or have a fever, let me see."
He slapped Xu Tian's hand away and said angrily, "You're the one who stuttered!".Then he asked viciously: "Why do you use my sister's toothbrush instead of my mug? Don't you have one? And why don't you get up and put on your clothes?".
Xu Tian shook his head with wide innocent eyes, and asked suspiciously: "No, future wife, don't be so stingy, I don't have any clothes on, don't you also have pants on?".
After being told by Xu Tian, Wu Jiarui realized that besides wearing a large pajamas, she really forgot to wear pants. The pajamas were very long and blocked her bottom. Although she was wearing a small underwear, her thighs still felt the chilly air flow.His face was even more blushing, and he said stubbornly: "I... I wear pants, but the clothes are too long so you can't see them."
"Oh, so that's the case. By the way, your legs look longer than mine, and your height is not as tall as mine? Let me see what's going on!".
Wu Jiarui watched Xu Tian get closer and closer, and couldn't hold on to the front line, holding her head and shouting: "Ah!!! Hooligan!".
Seeing his future wife suddenly run away, Xu Tian was very surprised, and said to himself: "Is this called hooligans? Then they saw me the day before yesterday, doesn't it also mean that they are female hooligans, so Yaqi She's also a female hooligan. No, the dictionary means 'a person who doesn't have a regular job, who often provokes troubles, has bad and indecent behavior, and is the object of ridicule on entertainment programs'. This is called a hooligan. Now I have a regular job, and I don't I often provoke and make trouble, and it is even more impossible to be obscene. This water flowing downhill cannot be compared to people. The same is true for ridicule. I have never laughed at others. It seems that Bai Xue and his future wife and crazy women laugh at me the most. What about hooligans? Another important reason is that I have two months to go, and I have nothing to do with hooligans at all! It’s really unreasonable to make trouble.”
After Wu Jiaxin heard her sister's cry, she knew that she was sleepwalking again. Afraid that the hooligan would take advantage of her, she quickly put on her clothes and walked downstairs, but when she was at the stairs, she found her sister came back shyly, which made Wu Jiaxin Feeling that my sister must have been taken advantage of by the hooligan, I saw Xu Tian coming out of the bathroom, walked to the living room with a cold face and asked, "Hooligan, what did you do to my sister?".
Xu Tianzhen replied innocently: "I didn't do anything, but my future wife ran back without wearing pants, crazy woman, what do you want from me?".
Hearing that the hooligan actually called himself a crazy woman, and even called his younger sister his future wife, his shoulders were shaking with anger, his cheeks were flushed with anger, and he said angrily and coldly, "Say it again if you have the ability."
Seeing Wu Jiaxin's cold face, Xu Tian felt something was wrong and hurried back a few steps, wondering, "Did I say something wrong? Then why did you bite my chest muscle the day before yesterday?".
When Xu Tian had just finished speaking, Wu Jiaxin rushed towards Xu Tian with fire in her eyes, "Miss Xu Tianben is going to kill you, you are not allowed to talk about what happened the day before yesterday!".
But Xu Tian was taken aback by Wu Jiaxin's aura, and forgot that the sofa in the living room was behind him, so he took a few steps back and sat on the sofa, while Wu Jiaxin happened to rush towards this side with all his teeth and claws, so the two became entangled together .Xu Tiangang didn't put on his shirt after washing up.
Due to inertia, Xu Tian was pushed back by Wu Jiaxin, and he didn't stand up for a while. He suddenly felt a pain in his left chest, and she was pulling it out, which made the pain even worse.Hurriedly hugged her head with both hands and shouted: "Crazy woman, why did you bite my chest muscle again, let go of it, it hurts to death."
But because Xu Tian hugged her too tightly, Wu Jiaxin could only make a buzzing sound, but the strength of her teeth did not loosen.Xu Tian suddenly remembered how he let her loosen the day before yesterday, and was about to pinch her chest muscles, when suddenly Wu Jiarui's voice came from next to his ear: "Sister, what are you hooligans doing?".
Asked by Wu Jiarui, Wu Jiaxin suddenly woke up and loosened her mouth. Xu Tian also took the opportunity to pick up Wu Jiaxin and throw it to the other side of the sofa, and said to Wu Jiarui angrily: "Future wife, this crazy woman bit my chest again, Look at another bloody tooth mark."
Wu Jiarui looked at Xu Tian's pair of chest muscles with a tooth mark on the left and right sides, and it happened to be in the middle of the microphone, like a pair of shy big eyes, and seeing Xu Tian's angry and frightened expression, couldn't help but burst out laughing : "Haha... you deserve it, who told you to take advantage of my sister".
Seeing her sister laughing, Wu Jiaxin glanced at her reproachfully: "Sister, stop laughing", but Wu Jiarui couldn't control her laughter: "Haha... my sister, I can't stop."Wu Wu Jiaxin had no choice but to pull her sister back with a blushing face.
Seeing the backs of them leaving, Xu Tian shouted angrily: "Hey, mad woman, don't go, tell me why you bit my chest muscle. Mad woman, you are a big villain."If it weren't for grandpa who often said that beating women is bad, I really wanted to bite back with a tooth for a tooth, and I would understand more that grandpa likes to say that the loser must be a man. Isn't this abuse, I believe grandpa has been abused before.
Today is Saturday without school, and two or ten minutes later, both twin sisters were wearing the same trendy jeans and green trendy autumn clothes, and they both walked downstairs with expressionless faces.This made Xu Tian unable to tell who was his future wife for a while, usually because their voices were a little different, and the other was that the two had different personalities.But now they all have a cold expression so that Xu Tian can't tell who is the elder sister and who is the younger sister.
Xu Tian asked suspiciously: "Which of you is my future wife?".
Puff!
Wu Jiarui found that Xu Tian was getting cuter and cuter, and couldn't help laughing when thinking about what happened just now.Wu Jiaxin's expression changed and she tugged at the corner of her sister's clothes: "Sister!".Seeing her sister's serious look, Wu Jiarui quickly withdrew her smile, but the smiles kept coming from the corners of her eyes.
Wu Jiaxin asked coldly: "Xu Tian, are you our bodyguard?".
Xu Tian was puzzled by the crazy woman's question: "Yes! Don't you know about the crazy woman?".
Hearing Xu Tian call himself a crazy woman again, his shoulders trembled with anger, but he still resisted the urge to go forward and desperately.But Xu Tian was so frightened that he turned over and quickly hid behind the sofa, looking at Wu Jiaxin nervously with his arms crossed.
"Pfft... sister, I can't take it anymore, let me laugh, haha...".
Wu Jiaxin also had nothing to do with her sister, and felt embarrassed when thinking about what happened just now, but now she must find a way to drive this hooligan out, and looked at Xu Tian expressionlessly: "Since you are our bodyguard, you must learn to drive. If you can't drive, how can you be qualified to be our bodyguard? What's more, Uncle Chen is injured now. What if we don't have a car to go to school the day after tomorrow? Our home is so far away from school. Crowded bus?".
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