Best pick-up bodyguard

In the evening, at a certain corner of the coastal city, a man was wearing a shabby black leather jacket, looking like a down-and-out wage earner, setting up a fire on the beach, staring at the grilled fish, and smelling the smell of fish , Xu Tian swallowed her saliva vigorously, as exaggerated as she wanted to be, because she was exhausted after traveling on the sea for three days, and she hadn’t eaten or had a good time, and now the only thing she wanted was to lie down on the ground and sleep when she was full. .

Eat the grilled fish in big mouthfuls, and you are not afraid of the thorns on the fish's body getting stuck in your throat.

In this quiet night, it was suddenly broken by a clear female voice, "Sir, please don't set fire in the protected area, or I will fine you 1000 to [-] yuan in cash, please leave immediately."

A mature policewoman about 22 years old slowly walked towards Xu Tian, ​​and a seductive figure of a devil slowly emerged beside the fire, with a hint of coldness in those clear and bright eyes , like an iceberg, seems to be implying to all men, saying 'I am not easy to mess with, if you mess with me, there will be no good fruit to eat'.Her cute little cherry mouth, pretty oval face, and baby-like skin attract the original thoughts of men everywhere.

Xu Tian was eating the grilled fish, looked at a pair of beautiful legs that suddenly appeared beside him, and looked along those beautiful legs, his eyes lit up, and then stayed on his chest. Xu Tian, ​​who had never seen a woman before, Then he said directly: "Is this the woman grandpa described? It turns out that women are like this. No wonder grandpa likes to say that if a man and a woman are singled out, the loser must be the man. It turns out that's the same thing. But what do you think It should be more familiar."

After hearing what Xu Tiangang said, the iceberg melted in an instant, and her face flushed with anger, her shoulders trembled. Regardless of what Xu Tian thought, the policewoman thought she was being molested naked, and exploded He cursed: "Damn ruffian, stinky rascal, if you dare to talk nonsense, don't blame me for being rude to you."

"I'm not talking nonsense. Sister, you have such big chest muscles. I'm sure I can't beat you. Besides, my sister is so beautiful. I won't lie. According to the comparison of gravity, my sister's attractiveness is three times stronger than that of ordinary women. , so I was nervous for a while, and my sister is not called a dead ruffian, I am called Xu Tian, ​​and I am not a hooligan, because I am a late adult," Xu Tian explained honestly.

"You!!! ╰_╯" The policewoman looked at Xu Tian's innocent expression, and anyone who saw it wanted to step forward and beat him up.

Xu Tian didn't care about Sanqi 21 and then asked: "What's wrong with you, sister? Why is your face so red? Grandpa told me that there are two common reasons for blushing, one is fever, and the other is deficiency. Oxygen, I can see a doctor, but I have to touch you, hypoxia is easier, just artificial respiration, um, sister, your face has turned purple, can't it be poisoning?"After Xu Tian finished speaking, he stretched out his hand, ready to feel the pulse of the policewoman, to confirm whether she was poisoned.

The female policeman forcefully opened Xu Tian's hand, stretched her other hand to her waist, quickly pulled out the pistol and pointed at Xu Tian, ​​cursing a little irrationally: "Say another fucking word, believe it or not, my old lady!" shot you."

The female policeman felt an inexplicable fire burning in her body, and her eyes seemed to be spitting out flames to stare at him. For some reason, she was very annoyed when she heard this kid talking, and she wanted to tear him apart like that.Xu Tian didn't have the awareness in that aspect, but he still felt very uncomfortable watching it.

Xu Tian knew that it was a pistol, but he also knew that this weapon was not very lethal to him. However, when he saw the gun, he felt an urge to touch it, but he held back.Then he asked curiously and half-jokingly: "Sister, why are you angry? The book says that anger can easily make you old. You see, I have never been angry. I am still so young. In fact, I am over 1000 years old."

"I'll give you 1 minute, immediately! Immediately! Get out of here, or don't blame me for being rude to you." Afraid that she couldn't control herself, the policewoman clicked the real man with a single shot, so she tried her best to suppress the anger in her heart. He immediately issued an ultimatum.

Regardless of whether the female policewoman will get angry or not, Xu Tian is still like a child, always asking endless questions, and continues to ask: "Sister, why don't you talk, don't let me talk, and sister, I will talk to you Why are you angry? I think my voice is very attractive, why do you hate Nan? Well, let me think about it."After Xu Tian finished speaking, he fell into deep thought.

The female policeman found that Xu Tian was relying on this, so she made up her mind to show Xu Tian some color, reached out and took off the handcuffs around her waist, handcuffed them directly on Xu Tian's hands, and said: "Now I suspect that you are the same as the first two It is related to the theft of underwear near the sky, please follow me to the police station for investigation."

Xu Tian raised his head happily and said, "Oh, I know why, hey, what is the iron ring that my sister put on my hand? It's so strange."He looked at the policewoman suspiciously.Although Xu Tian touched a gun in the devil's base, he had never seen handcuffs.

The female policeman ignored him, but under her angelic face, there was a sly smile on the corner of her mouth, and she thought to herself, "It depends on how you run now, how dare you molested my aunt and grandma, and fell into my hands, so I won't beat you to death." Minions all over the floor, my name is written upside down, hum...'.

"Sister, you look good when you smile, but it makes me feel a bit bad," Xu Tian said honestly.

"Sister, why don't you talk?".

"Sister, these two iron hoops trap me and I feel uncomfortable"

"Sister...why...".Xu Tian began to give the policewoman a hundred thousand whys again, until the policewoman was forced to flush again, and the aggrieved look was really uncomfortable.

The female policeman was forced to put her head in her hands and screamed: "Ah...! I beg you, please don't ask, can you? If you ask again, I really... can't help but beat you, and I will beat you to death It's brutal."Those two watery eyeballs, anyone who looked at them couldn't help but love them, but what the policewoman said just now made people laugh and cry, and people couldn't get used to it. The policewoman who was still heroic just now , but now she is tearful like a little girl.

Seeing that the policewoman was going to get mad, Xu Tian was quiet for a while, "Sister, I'll ask another question, so I won't ask any more."Xu Tian couldn't help but asked again.

"Sister, there's only one, there's really only one, really." Xu Tian looked at the policewoman's cannibalistic eyes, and nodded vigorously at the policewoman seriously.

When the policewoman heard Xu Tian start talking again, she was about to lose her temper, but she took a deep breath and said silently: "It's okay, I'm used to it, it's okay, I'm used to it, don't be impulsive."

"Okay, after the questioning, follow me to the police station for investigation. I ran to the seaside to grill fish alone in the middle of the night. There must be something wrong."The policewoman reluctantly agreed to Xu Tian's small condition, and then thought about the strangeness of it.

"Sister, I heard that the police station is a place for bad guys. I'm not a bad guy yet, why did you take me there?".Xu Tian asked the last question suspiciously.

The female policeman thought about the question, and then replied casually: "You are not a bad person, you can lie to ghosts!".

"I heard from my grandfather that there is no ghost as handsome as me."

"Just you, poof...haha...ah!!!".When the female policeman heard what Xu Tian said, she didn't realize it for a while, and she rolled Xu Tian's eyes, just laughed a few times, rolled her eyelids, and passed out.

"Um, sister, what's wrong with you, you couldn't be too happy to pass out, this is too exaggerated, ah! I haven't eaten or slept for three days, and I'm still sleepy, um... I fell asleep."After Xu Tian finished speaking, he stretched and lay down opposite the policewoman, ready to fall asleep.

It turned out that when the policewoman saw the terrifying scene just now, Xu Tian easily squeezed the handcuffs into twists, and finally turned into iron balls again. Seeing such a thin and small figure, she couldn't help pinching the steel handcuffs into such a shape so easily. Believe it is true, unless... finally raised his head and saw Xu Tian's eyes were blood red, with a faint evil light, and his head was half down, but he could still see the two sharp teeth at the corners of Xu Tian's mouth, plus the fact that he was almost beaten by Xu Tian before. Tian had a nervous breakdown, and then was stimulated like this again, and the policewoman passed out directly.

Seeing this beautiful elder sister fainting suddenly, Xu Tian opened his big dark eyes with some doubts in his eyes. He raised his right hand and scratched the back of his head, then shook his head and said to himself: "I heard grandpa say ghosts." It looks scary, but I didn’t expect it to be true, so why didn’t I think it? Apart from being a little ugly, there’s nothing scary about it, so is it useful?”.