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21 Civilized people die
Xiao Yaqi took a few bags of clothes, with a charming smile on her face: "Xiaotian, thank you for playing with my sister for a day. My sister is very happy today."
Xu Tian looked at Xiao Yaqi with blank eyes, and said, "But I'm not happy at all."
Suddenly Xiao Yaqi kissed Xu Tian's face, and a shyness flashed across her face: "This is your compensation, let's go!".
Xu Tian numbly glanced at Xiao Yaqi: "Just kiss, we all kissed that day."
Xiao Yaqi's face turned red slightly, and she felt embarrassed when she thought about what happened that day: "Huh! The little pervert is ignoring you, goodbye! Come to my sister's company when you have time to play. This is the landline number in my company. If the phone doesn't work, call Do you understand this call?" Without waiting for Xu Tian to answer, he turned around and waved his hands before entering the company.
Seeing Xiao Yaqi leaving, Xu Tian hurriedly shouted: "Yaqi, I must marry you as my wife!".
Xiao Yaqi, who was still on the company ladder, almost staggered and fell to the ground. She turned her head and gave Xu Tian an angry look. Then she walked into the company and found that the two guards looked at her with strange expressions. Their faces turned red, and then they turned cold instantly. Come down: "What are you looking at, that's my cousin, work hard, or this month's award will be cancelled."
The two guards quickly saluted: "Yes!".
After Xiao Yaqi hurried into the elevator, the doorman communicated with each other in a relaxed tone: "Did Li Si see it? I saw our chairman blushing just now."
Li Si gave him a straight look: "I see, I'm not blind, but I didn't expect our chairman to fall in love with a little kid."
Dong Yong asked suspiciously: "Isn't the chairman saying that he is her cousin?".
Li Si hated iron and said: "You are stupid. The chairman usually doesn't even look at us when he comes in and out, but today he explained to us that the little boy is her cousin. Don't you think it's strange? This is obviously A guilty conscience."
Dong Yong shook his head and retorted: "No way! Our chairman is one of the four beauties in Coastal City, but the goddess in my heart, how could she like a teenage child? Maybe she explained it to us because she was afraid of our misunderstanding. ".
"Idiot, didn't you see that kid uttered the wild words that he wanted to marry our chairman? If it was really the chairman's cousin, would he shout like that? What an idiot."
Dong Yong nodded lightly: "That's right, look at the famous brand on that kid's body, and that sports car seems quite expensive, which family's prince should it be?"
Li Si nodded seriously and said: "That car is more than expensive, it is a limited edition earl, you can't buy it even if you have money, the market price is more than 700 million US dollars, you know, it is US dollars, isn't it Renminbi".
Dong Yong secretly swallowed his saliva: "Oh my god! The RMB alone is enough for me to live for several lifetimes, and it is still in US dollars."
Xu Tian walked back along the road and it was already [-] o'clock in the evening. It was already dark, so he parked the car in the independent parking space of John's villa, and when he got out of the car, he found John walking around anxiously outside the door: "Hey, yellow-haired boy, are you in a hurry to pee?" Or what happened?".
When John saw Xu Tian came back, he ran quickly: "Master, you are finally back, return the key to me quickly."
Xu Tian opened his eyes wide and questioned, "You must be really urgent to urinate, you yellow-haired boy?".
John clamped his pants tightly, "Yes! Master, I have been holding back for a whole day, and I haven't even eaten lunch or dinner. Come on, Master, I can't take it anymore."
"Why are you so stupid, isn't there a toilet outside?".
John burst into tears, and said mournfully, "Master, you don't know that my door key and car key are in your hands. I didn't go home all day today, and I didn't bring a penny with me. What's worse is that I still have to charge money when I go to the bathroom, when did you Huaxia become like this?"
Xu Tian explained earnestly: "The book says that public toilet fees were born because we have a large population in China. There are three times more people who go shopping every day than your country m, so the aunt who cleans the toilet is more than your country m. The aunt will be three times as tired, of course she will have to collect money, do you understand the yellow-haired boy? Even if you have no money with you, you can run wild behind your villa and no one will see you."
John cried directly: "Master! I am a civilized person, please return the key to me quickly, woo woo...".
Seeing that he was about to collapse, Xu Tian threw a bunch of keys in his hand to him: "Here, I'm going back! I'll teach you a trick next week."As a result, John snatched the key as soon as he took it out and rushed into the villa.
The rogue shook his head: "Oh! No wonder grandpa likes to say 'civilized people will die', so he will take a pee soon, just find a place where no one is around and solve it on the spot, really!".
Pushing open the door of the villa, he found that the door was not locked. Suddenly there was a little movement in his head, and he also felt a sense of crisis. He quickly stepped into the villa, and suddenly felt his feet slip.
spray! !Wow~
It turned out that there was a green bucket on the door, but luckily I flashed fast, otherwise I would definitely become a drowned chicken, and I just stepped on a banana peel, and what was even worse was that the green bucket was filled with dirty water that had washed the floor. Xu Tian was very angry.
Suddenly the two sisters ran out of the bathroom, Wu Jiarui was holding a basin of water polo made of balloons, and Wu Jiaxin was holding one in each hand, and when she saw Xu Tianhou, she threw it over.
Xu Tian quickly dodged several water polo attacks from Wu Jiaxin, quickly picked up a few toothpicks on the table, and shot at Wu Jiaxin.The moment Wu Jiaxin was about to throw the water balloon, the toothpick popped the water balloon she held high.
All the water polo fell on Wu Jiaxin's beautiful sister's head, and her heart and shoulders were instantly wet.Wu Jiaxin was frozen in place, and suddenly squatted down and began to cry.
"Woooo..."This made Wu Jiarui at a loss. Originally, she and her sister planned to teach the hooligan a lesson, but in the end, stealing the chicken was a waste of money.
What Xu Tian hates the most is girls crying for no reason: "Crazy woman, why are you crying again? You look good at first, but when you cry, you look ugly. Be careful that you won't get married in the future."
Wu Jiarui asked angrily with her hands on her hips, "You stinky rascal, who do you think is ugly?"
Xu Tian wondered: "I didn't tell you about my future wife, why are you so angry!".
"Why didn't you mention me? My sister and I are twins. When you say that my sister is ugly, you are indirectly saying that my lady is ugly, huh!" Then he slowly helped Wu Jiaxin up: "Sister, it's all my fault that I didn't come up with such a bad idea. , hurt yourself."
Suddenly Wu Jiaxin shook off her younger sister's hand and rushed towards Xu Tian. Xu Tian was a little afraid of Wu Jiaxin, especially afraid that she would bite his chest muscles, and the only word in his mind was to run away, and hid behind the sofa with his hands on his chest.
Wu Jiaxin chased him for a few laps, but Xu Tian ran in the opposite direction, and put his hands on his hips angrily: "You gangster, stop for me."
"Man Khan, if you don't stop, you won't stop. What can you do to me?" Then he made a provocative face at Wu Jiaxin, which made her even more angry.
Suddenly Wu Jiaxin noticed that Xu Tian was looking at his chest without blinking, and he followed the trend, and found that his clothes had become transparent and wet all the way to his stomach, and the small hood inside could be clearly seen, a pair of The pretty little face turned red in an instant, and she hugged her chest quickly: "Ah! Hooligan!".
Xu Tian immediately shook his head and came to his senses. He realized that he had a problem, that is, he liked to look at women's chest muscles. It was strange. He forcibly pulled his gaze back, turned around and walked upstairs.
Suddenly Wu Jiarui blocked Xu Tian's way and kept staring at Xu Tian's face, which made Xu Tian very strange: "What's wrong with my future wife?".
"What's with the lipstick marks on your face?".
Xu Tian replied of course: "Of course Yaqi kissed her."
"Yaqi!" Wu Jiarui suddenly asked angrily, "Tell me, who is Yaqi?"
Xu Tian was very puzzled by Wu Jiarui's expression: "Yaqi is Xiao Yaqi, what's wrong with my future wife?".
Wu Jiarui half-closed her eyes and asked suspiciously: "You mean you are with Xiao Yaqi, one of the four beauties, who is also the chairman of Shengtian Group?".
"Yeah, what does this have to do with you?".
Wu Jiarui was startled suddenly, and secretly said: "Yeah! It's none of my business." Big or stubborn, she pursed her mouth: "Damn, of course it has something to do with it. You locked us in the villa for a day, and you hid outside alone and had a good time. , you are really a bad person."
Xu Tian was a little tired, mainly because he was very nervous and fought with the gangsters, and was dragged by Xiao Yaqi for a long time on the street, and his spirit was even worse, so he waved his hand casually: "Ha~ Future wife, you Play slowly, I'll rest first."
"Hey! Smelly gangster, hello!" He stomped his little feet angrily, and suddenly found seven or eight bags on the sofa. He took them out curiously and found that they were all men's name tags. He said to himself: "No way, that gangster really hooked up Are you going to Xiao Yaqi?"
Suddenly Wu Jiaxin's angry voice sounded: "Huh! That rascal looks like a boy, he must be supported by a rich woman, a useless man."
"Sister, are you not crying?".
"I'm your sister, how can I cry."
Wu Jiarui rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "That sister was crying so sad at the gate this morning."
I was a little embarrassed to be exposed by my sister, and pretended to be angry and said: "Okay, my sister's bones have grown hard, so let's see how my sister treats you."
"Ah ~ sister, please forgive me, I was wrong."The sound of laughter spread throughout the living room, while Xu Tian lay on the bed and fell asleep.
Xu Tian looked at Xiao Yaqi with blank eyes, and said, "But I'm not happy at all."
Suddenly Xiao Yaqi kissed Xu Tian's face, and a shyness flashed across her face: "This is your compensation, let's go!".
Xu Tian numbly glanced at Xiao Yaqi: "Just kiss, we all kissed that day."
Xiao Yaqi's face turned red slightly, and she felt embarrassed when she thought about what happened that day: "Huh! The little pervert is ignoring you, goodbye! Come to my sister's company when you have time to play. This is the landline number in my company. If the phone doesn't work, call Do you understand this call?" Without waiting for Xu Tian to answer, he turned around and waved his hands before entering the company.
Seeing Xiao Yaqi leaving, Xu Tian hurriedly shouted: "Yaqi, I must marry you as my wife!".
Xiao Yaqi, who was still on the company ladder, almost staggered and fell to the ground. She turned her head and gave Xu Tian an angry look. Then she walked into the company and found that the two guards looked at her with strange expressions. Their faces turned red, and then they turned cold instantly. Come down: "What are you looking at, that's my cousin, work hard, or this month's award will be cancelled."
The two guards quickly saluted: "Yes!".
After Xiao Yaqi hurried into the elevator, the doorman communicated with each other in a relaxed tone: "Did Li Si see it? I saw our chairman blushing just now."
Li Si gave him a straight look: "I see, I'm not blind, but I didn't expect our chairman to fall in love with a little kid."
Dong Yong asked suspiciously: "Isn't the chairman saying that he is her cousin?".
Li Si hated iron and said: "You are stupid. The chairman usually doesn't even look at us when he comes in and out, but today he explained to us that the little boy is her cousin. Don't you think it's strange? This is obviously A guilty conscience."
Dong Yong shook his head and retorted: "No way! Our chairman is one of the four beauties in Coastal City, but the goddess in my heart, how could she like a teenage child? Maybe she explained it to us because she was afraid of our misunderstanding. ".
"Idiot, didn't you see that kid uttered the wild words that he wanted to marry our chairman? If it was really the chairman's cousin, would he shout like that? What an idiot."
Dong Yong nodded lightly: "That's right, look at the famous brand on that kid's body, and that sports car seems quite expensive, which family's prince should it be?"
Li Si nodded seriously and said: "That car is more than expensive, it is a limited edition earl, you can't buy it even if you have money, the market price is more than 700 million US dollars, you know, it is US dollars, isn't it Renminbi".
Dong Yong secretly swallowed his saliva: "Oh my god! The RMB alone is enough for me to live for several lifetimes, and it is still in US dollars."
Xu Tian walked back along the road and it was already [-] o'clock in the evening. It was already dark, so he parked the car in the independent parking space of John's villa, and when he got out of the car, he found John walking around anxiously outside the door: "Hey, yellow-haired boy, are you in a hurry to pee?" Or what happened?".
When John saw Xu Tian came back, he ran quickly: "Master, you are finally back, return the key to me quickly."
Xu Tian opened his eyes wide and questioned, "You must be really urgent to urinate, you yellow-haired boy?".
John clamped his pants tightly, "Yes! Master, I have been holding back for a whole day, and I haven't even eaten lunch or dinner. Come on, Master, I can't take it anymore."
"Why are you so stupid, isn't there a toilet outside?".
John burst into tears, and said mournfully, "Master, you don't know that my door key and car key are in your hands. I didn't go home all day today, and I didn't bring a penny with me. What's worse is that I still have to charge money when I go to the bathroom, when did you Huaxia become like this?"
Xu Tian explained earnestly: "The book says that public toilet fees were born because we have a large population in China. There are three times more people who go shopping every day than your country m, so the aunt who cleans the toilet is more than your country m. The aunt will be three times as tired, of course she will have to collect money, do you understand the yellow-haired boy? Even if you have no money with you, you can run wild behind your villa and no one will see you."
John cried directly: "Master! I am a civilized person, please return the key to me quickly, woo woo...".
Seeing that he was about to collapse, Xu Tian threw a bunch of keys in his hand to him: "Here, I'm going back! I'll teach you a trick next week."As a result, John snatched the key as soon as he took it out and rushed into the villa.
The rogue shook his head: "Oh! No wonder grandpa likes to say 'civilized people will die', so he will take a pee soon, just find a place where no one is around and solve it on the spot, really!".
Pushing open the door of the villa, he found that the door was not locked. Suddenly there was a little movement in his head, and he also felt a sense of crisis. He quickly stepped into the villa, and suddenly felt his feet slip.
spray! !Wow~
It turned out that there was a green bucket on the door, but luckily I flashed fast, otherwise I would definitely become a drowned chicken, and I just stepped on a banana peel, and what was even worse was that the green bucket was filled with dirty water that had washed the floor. Xu Tian was very angry.
Suddenly the two sisters ran out of the bathroom, Wu Jiarui was holding a basin of water polo made of balloons, and Wu Jiaxin was holding one in each hand, and when she saw Xu Tianhou, she threw it over.
Xu Tian quickly dodged several water polo attacks from Wu Jiaxin, quickly picked up a few toothpicks on the table, and shot at Wu Jiaxin.The moment Wu Jiaxin was about to throw the water balloon, the toothpick popped the water balloon she held high.
All the water polo fell on Wu Jiaxin's beautiful sister's head, and her heart and shoulders were instantly wet.Wu Jiaxin was frozen in place, and suddenly squatted down and began to cry.
"Woooo..."This made Wu Jiarui at a loss. Originally, she and her sister planned to teach the hooligan a lesson, but in the end, stealing the chicken was a waste of money.
What Xu Tian hates the most is girls crying for no reason: "Crazy woman, why are you crying again? You look good at first, but when you cry, you look ugly. Be careful that you won't get married in the future."
Wu Jiarui asked angrily with her hands on her hips, "You stinky rascal, who do you think is ugly?"
Xu Tian wondered: "I didn't tell you about my future wife, why are you so angry!".
"Why didn't you mention me? My sister and I are twins. When you say that my sister is ugly, you are indirectly saying that my lady is ugly, huh!" Then he slowly helped Wu Jiaxin up: "Sister, it's all my fault that I didn't come up with such a bad idea. , hurt yourself."
Suddenly Wu Jiaxin shook off her younger sister's hand and rushed towards Xu Tian. Xu Tian was a little afraid of Wu Jiaxin, especially afraid that she would bite his chest muscles, and the only word in his mind was to run away, and hid behind the sofa with his hands on his chest.
Wu Jiaxin chased him for a few laps, but Xu Tian ran in the opposite direction, and put his hands on his hips angrily: "You gangster, stop for me."
"Man Khan, if you don't stop, you won't stop. What can you do to me?" Then he made a provocative face at Wu Jiaxin, which made her even more angry.
Suddenly Wu Jiaxin noticed that Xu Tian was looking at his chest without blinking, and he followed the trend, and found that his clothes had become transparent and wet all the way to his stomach, and the small hood inside could be clearly seen, a pair of The pretty little face turned red in an instant, and she hugged her chest quickly: "Ah! Hooligan!".
Xu Tian immediately shook his head and came to his senses. He realized that he had a problem, that is, he liked to look at women's chest muscles. It was strange. He forcibly pulled his gaze back, turned around and walked upstairs.
Suddenly Wu Jiarui blocked Xu Tian's way and kept staring at Xu Tian's face, which made Xu Tian very strange: "What's wrong with my future wife?".
"What's with the lipstick marks on your face?".
Xu Tian replied of course: "Of course Yaqi kissed her."
"Yaqi!" Wu Jiarui suddenly asked angrily, "Tell me, who is Yaqi?"
Xu Tian was very puzzled by Wu Jiarui's expression: "Yaqi is Xiao Yaqi, what's wrong with my future wife?".
Wu Jiarui half-closed her eyes and asked suspiciously: "You mean you are with Xiao Yaqi, one of the four beauties, who is also the chairman of Shengtian Group?".
"Yeah, what does this have to do with you?".
Wu Jiarui was startled suddenly, and secretly said: "Yeah! It's none of my business." Big or stubborn, she pursed her mouth: "Damn, of course it has something to do with it. You locked us in the villa for a day, and you hid outside alone and had a good time. , you are really a bad person."
Xu Tian was a little tired, mainly because he was very nervous and fought with the gangsters, and was dragged by Xiao Yaqi for a long time on the street, and his spirit was even worse, so he waved his hand casually: "Ha~ Future wife, you Play slowly, I'll rest first."
"Hey! Smelly gangster, hello!" He stomped his little feet angrily, and suddenly found seven or eight bags on the sofa. He took them out curiously and found that they were all men's name tags. He said to himself: "No way, that gangster really hooked up Are you going to Xiao Yaqi?"
Suddenly Wu Jiaxin's angry voice sounded: "Huh! That rascal looks like a boy, he must be supported by a rich woman, a useless man."
"Sister, are you not crying?".
"I'm your sister, how can I cry."
Wu Jiarui rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "That sister was crying so sad at the gate this morning."
I was a little embarrassed to be exposed by my sister, and pretended to be angry and said: "Okay, my sister's bones have grown hard, so let's see how my sister treats you."
"Ah ~ sister, please forgive me, I was wrong."The sound of laughter spread throughout the living room, while Xu Tian lay on the bed and fell asleep.
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