Aunt Xue next door

"Go out first, save him from coming in later," Li Lili said defensively.The green beans were frying in the pot, creaking.

When I returned to the living room, Uncle Sun tried to chat with me.I didn't want to talk to him at all, and at the same time, I was afraid that if I talked too much with him, I would accidentally slip up.

I went straight to the balcony outside, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and the small courtyard was bright enough without lighting.While looking at the scene in the courtyard, I was thinking about how to deal with Uncle Sun.After much deliberation, it is still the best policy to let Li Lili rent a house outside and move out of here.Of course, this is the fundamental solution to the problem, and now we still need to think of a way to drive Uncle Sun out of Li Lili's house.

Suddenly, a few people who were still playing chess in the yard gave me inspiration.I excitedly ran downstairs and watched with other people.

After the game was over, the victorious person raised his eyelids and said to me, "Little friend, can you play? How about playing a game with uncle?" Aunt Xue 78

I shook my head: "No, I can't beat you."

"Then I'll teach you. Come and sit opposite and play the white chess." He greeted warmly.It can be seen that he is a chess fan.

I took a step back and said, "Uncle, I really don't know how to play. I think you must be the second best Go player in this yard, or in this area?"

He froze for a moment, showing his displeasure.The questioner said: "Then tell me in a daze, who is the number one in this area."

I raised my head and pointed to Li Lili's house: "Of course it's Uncle Sun, he's really a master at Go. It's hard to win if you compete with him."

He laughed loudly: "What's the old grandson? He played ten rounds with me. If he wants to win one round, I have to let him go."

I sneered: "Uncle, you are bragging. Uncle Sun has always told me that he is the king of chess in this area, killing all the invincible players in the courtyard."

He waved his hand and stopped laughing: "Okay, little friend, no matter how much your Uncle Sun brags to you, it's all lies. You call him down, and I will play a game of chess with him in front of you guys, and let him He was convinced of the loss. Didn’t he just win a few rounds in the next courtyard’s old Zhou this afternoon? Look at him. Hurry up and call him down, and watch me kill him without leaving any behind.”

I said in embarrassment: "Uncle Sun is at my cousin's house, I can't call him."

"Hey, this old grandson is a mess. Why do you run to Lili's house all day long?" A young man said, "I live next door to Lili, and I can't enter her house a few times a year." .”

The uncle who was eager to play chess said: "It's useless to be bullied by me. Go up and drag the old grandson down to see if I can't cure her bragging problem."

Everyone was really excited when they heard this, and ran towards the corridor together.I escaped by going to the toilet.I hid in the corridor opposite, and saw them dragging Lao Sun off their arms, and hurried into Li Lili's house.Close the door and lock it, and go straight to the kitchen.

"Ah." Li Lili screamed in fright: "What are you doing, you scared me."

My ping-pong trick succeeded, and I laughed so hard: "Sister Lili, I tricked Uncle Sun into pulling him down. Don't do any more food, let's just eat it. I'll close the window and the lights outside."

"Then don't tell him to eat?" Li Lili asked.

I didn't expect that she couldn't even react to this.I went up and hugged her, and untied her apron: "What are you calling him for? It took me a while to drive him away. How can you expect him to appear again. I'm going to close the window, The lights were also off, so he was too embarrassed to knock on the door."

Li Lili said: "Whoever changed, I wouldn't have the guts."

After I finished what I was doing, I saw Li Lili still busy in the kitchen.I went up and pushed her away, took two large bowls, filled them with rice, divided the two dishes that had been fried into two, and put them directly into the bowls.Then he took his share and went to the room.

After a while, Li Lili followed in.She sat next to me and said, "You're such a cunning little fellow." Aunt Xue 78

I got up and kissed her face: "You are mine, no one can take you away from me."

"Then whose are you?" Li Lili asked back.

I said casually, "My own."

"Ah?" She said dissatisfied, "Why, I belong to you, but you don't belong to me."

I took her hand and put it on my crotch: "I am not yours, but it is yours."

Li Lili squeezed: "Then it's settled. Tonight, if I let it stand, it has to stand. If it doesn't obey, it will fall asleep by itself. I'm asking you."

I put my head down on the rice, is it clear that I'm doomed?

After the meal, I took the initiative to take on the task of washing the dishes, and Li Lili went to take a shower.As soon as we finish our respective tasks, we can turn upside down on the bed and turn upside down.

When I was cleaning the last dish, there was a knock on the door, and Uncle Sun said outside: "Lili, why did you turn off the light, I haven't eaten yet."

I put the dishes through the clean water, put them in the cupboard, walked to the door of the living room and said, "Uncle Sun, my sister is already asleep, and I'm going to sleep too. You can go home and get something to eat yourself. You'll be fine in the future, so don't come here. disturb my sister."

"Um…."

I shut the door of the room with a snap, and Li Lili also came out wrapped in a bath towel.