Rebirth of the best little prince

"My lord, this guy is so rude, please give this person to your subordinates, and your subordinates will let him see that the majesty of the Tang Dynasty is inviolable," Zhuo Yifan finally realized his duty, how could he let Li Yunfei alone? People face these people alone, besides, sending unnecessary troubles away is also a necessary job for him as a servant, so at this time, Zhuo Yifan is very responsible and wants to take up this challenge.

"So that's the case, but there's no need, let's wait and see the good show. After all, this is a rare leisure time, so leave this kind of thing to others. That drinking guy over there, should you come over? Do what an apprentice should do. Now, your master, I have been threatened by others. As an apprentice, instead of helping out, I will just sit there and watch the show. This is unfilial, drunkard, what do you think?" Heita looked at Zhuo Yifan, who was about to plead for his life, and shook his head slowly, not as nervous as imagined, but with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he said something loudly to the restaurant beside him. sentence.

"Pfft,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Cough, Cough, Cough, Cough, Cough, Cough." Hearing Li Yunfei's voice, the alcoholic was still drinking and watching a good show, but he didn't expect that his whereabouts would be caught. Li Yunfei found out that he spit out a sip of good wine in his mouth immediately. The alcoholic has an important responsibility on his body, but now he is on a mission, and Li Yunfei found out that he was lazy to drink, and this is going to be bad luck.

"That guy, is he really drinking secretly? Damn it, he didn't call me like this, ha,,,,,,, forget it, this guy is going to be unlucky today, hey, hey, this is the end of eating alone, He deserved it, but if this alcoholic behaved well this time, he might have escaped. Should I be a hindrance? Forget it. After all, this time is related to Datang's face, so let him take a good look at it. , "Zhuo Yifan looked at the drunkard poking his head out of the window, and couldn't help feeling contemptuous and envious at the same time. Since he was able to enjoy life in such a leisurely way in such a busy season, it was simply Zhuo Yifan. The life everyone dreams of living.

"Hey, drunkard, life is really leisurely. How can I say that I don't seem to be here these days. It's a bit unfilial to pay my respects to my master. Today, I saw my master being threatened by others like this. Could it be that you As an apprentice, I don't feel the slightest sense of humiliation. As a master, I was threatened by others, don't you think it's very face-saving?" Li Yunfei rubbed his forehead. For his two disciples, he really had a headache. He just wanted to fight with others, but the other one drank every day, almost because he spent more time drunk and less time sober. Li Yunfei sometimes wondered why he accepted them as disciples. The most surprising thing was that Li Yunfei His master Qiubeard seemed to be very satisfied with these two apprentices, it seemed like birds of a feather flocked together and people were divided into groups.

"What, it's unforgivable for someone to dare to offend the master. Let me teach him a lesson, let him know how stupid he is, and how regretful he is to offend your old man." It seems that it was just a trivial matter, but hearing what Li Yunfei said, it seemed like he had been humiliated. Li Yunfei is the master of a drunkard. At this time, his master was threatened by others. This does not mean that he is unfilial as an apprentice. , coupled with the humiliation of the master, and the humiliation of the disciple a hundred times, the drunkard seems to understand now.

"Shua, bang,,,,,,, hiccup!,,,,,," the drunkard dodged, and with a lightning speed, he slammed on Li Yunfei and Heita, startling countless smoke and dust, the drunkard The strong appearance of the drunkard also stunned many people. The image of a drunkard is too easy to attract attention. It is almost as good as a beggar. Moreover, this profession is rarely seen in Luoyang City. The appearance is unique, and it immediately attracted everyone's attention, but the belch destroyed all his image, even though the alcoholic had no image at all.

"Hey, I don't want to admit it, but it's really embarrassing. Maybe I will always be laughed at if I take such an apprentice, but if you underestimate the drunkard, you will have bad luck. There is no doubt that the drunkard is powerful," Li Yunfei pressed Seeing the behavior of the drunkard, he couldn't help turning his head away, as if I didn't know him, Zhuo Yifan also twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, he wondered why there were always such strange people around Li Yunfei, of course Zhuo Yifan Fan himself is not considered an ordinary person, so thinking about drunkards in this way feels like a joke.

"Where did you come from as a beggar? This is not the place for you to appear. When will beggars be so arrogant in Luoyang City? It really opened our eyes. This is a scene that cannot be seen in other places. Just because you look like you want to stand out for others, he is your master, old man,, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,,,,,,,, " Heita was taken aback by the sudden drunkard, but When he saw the appearance of the person who came, and the drunkard called Li Yunfei in an upside-down manner, it really brought him to the extreme. What he said was the truth, and the other people who were surprised at first couldn't help but smile.

"It is you who want to fight the master, you are worthy, you dare to look down on the master, the old man, as the second disciple of the master, naturally you must be punished, so that you barbarians know what it means to respect the master and respect the way , with my alcoholic here, you don't want to move even a finger of the master, don't blame me for not reminding you, you are really lucky today, you met me instead of the big brother, otherwise, he would let you Do you know what the scariest thing in the world is, why, did you get scared?" The alcoholic didn't care what other people thought of him, although he only took a step forward, he appeared in front of Heita in the blink of an eye, which made him a little nervous The red nose, coupled with the stubble on the mouth, is ridiculous.

"Ah,,,,,,, you,,,,,, how did you come to me, it was so far away just now, who are you, you can't be a beggar at all, and, you It really stinks, if you don't leave, even if you're an old guy, I won't let you go," Heita looked at the drunkard staring at him, and immediately took a few steps back in a panic, especially if the drunkard was still The smell of alcohol in his mouth made him really unbearable. He covered his nose with his hand, and then pointed at the alcoholic as if he was avoiding the plague.

"I,,,,,, who am I, you didn't hear what my master said, hiccup,,,,,,, call me a drunkard, and don't really look like a ghost, don't think I'm a drunkard, It’s a real ghost, you are much uglier than me, even your brother is not much worse than you! No wonder women in Tang Dynasty look down on people like you, even if they are also men, I will do it for you I feel sad, ugly is not your fault, hiccup,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Crow Crap, it’s your fault." The drunkard took out the wine gourd, took another sip of wine, and then swayed on his feet. There is no mastery at all, as if everything just now was an illusion.

"You bastard, looking for death, it's impossible, how could you dodge at such a close distance," Heita didn't want to waste any more words with the drunkard, so he punched the drunkard, but he didn't expect that his steps were sloppy just now , looking like he couldn't stand still at all, when his fist was about to stick to the drunkard's body, the drunkard seemed to turn into a gust of breeze, and appeared staggeringly beside Heita.

"Oh, oh, he's so rude, he's really not a good boy. If he rushes so fast, he'll fall down easily," the drunkard said slowly while looking at Heita with a drunken eye. The legs in front of the tower's feet are a bit too coincidental. Heita punched with hatred, so he naturally used the maximum speed. Besides, he never thought that the drunkard would suddenly disappear and even trip him up. son.

"Puff chirp, bang," two loud noises made everyone feel that the ground trembled three times, and the dust and smoke were lifted up by the huge body of the black tower. Feeling the pain, after all, Hei Ta rushed so fast, and fell in a dog-eating posture. Everyone knew that Hei Ta must have fallen hard this time, and only Li Yunfei and Zhuo Yifan remained optimistic. play attitude.

"But,,,,,, damn it, what did you do just now, I'm going to kill you, kill you, ah,,,,,,," Heita really knows what pain is this time, let's not talk about it His nose was sore from being bumped, and a lot of nosebleeds flowed out. Just this fall alone made him feel the pain of displacing his internal organs. He almost made Heita think that he was doomed this time. Heita has always been a proud man When I was on the grassland, I was never thrown so embarrassingly. Moreover, wrestling has always been the specialty of grassland people. Now that I am so embarrassed by a drunkard, I can't restrain the anger in my chest.

"Tsk, tsk, young people nowadays are like this. They don't listen to the advice of the adults at all. They don't know that they will suffer a disadvantage if they don't listen to the old people. They always regret it when they are hit hard. Boom, boom, boom,,, ,,,, I'll do it," the drunkard looked at Heita with a ferocious face, he still didn't mean to be serious at all, he didn't take Heita to heart at all, at this time he still didn't forget to sneak a few drinks in his busy schedule. After sipping wine, seeing Heita rushing towards him, a sneer appeared on the corner of the drunkard's mouth, and then directly hit Heita's chest with his head,