After the two agreed on the business and chatted for a while, Aunt Luo happily got up and left.

Looking at Aunt Luo's big piggu like a millstone and her waist like a bucket, Chen Qiulan couldn't laugh or cry.If such an old woman rides on Liu Gao naked, what kind of disharmonious picture would it be? Thinking that she would share Liu Gao with an old mother, she felt really uncomfortable.

However, even if he wanted to repent or something now, he had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky when Aunt Luo caught up with him.

The two women have made a plan, as for what kind of plan it is, no one knows except the two of them, and Liu Gao, the target of the plan, is currently burning a fire in the deep mountains and old forests to roast snake meat .

Roasting game in the forest is what he likes to do the most. He is used to carrying some salt with him when he goes up the mountain. When he catches a snake or something, he will roast it in the forest to eat when he is interested.Desolate Village Red Apricot 30

He was very lucky today. He found a large bag of shiitake mushrooms in the old forest in the morning, and caught a small snake weighing about half a catty on the road at noon. The little snake fell to death against the stone, tore off the snake's skin three or five times, lit a fire and roasted happily, drooling while roasting.

He set up a grill with a few twigs, sprinkled some salt on the sizzling grilled snake, then jumped into the nearby mountain stream to turn over rocks, found some crabs, and climbed back to the fire Come on, throw the crabs into the fire, while roasting the snake meat, use a wooden stick to pile the hot charcoal on the dead crabs, watching the crabs slowly burn to yellow and red, and faintly scatter With the smell of meat and snake meat, Liu Gao was already gulping down his saliva.

It's almost ready, I'll order some mountain spring first!

Liu Gao took out a drink bottle from the snakeskin pocket next to him, jumped to the stream again, filled a bottle of cool stream water, and said to himself: "The mineral water sold in the city is so bad, one bottle is worth more For a few dollars, what I am drinking now is pure natural mountain spring water, pollution-free, sweet, rich in minerals, me/fuck!"

Jumping back to the fire, took off the snake meat, blew a few breaths on the still sizzling snake meat, opened his mouth to bite, the extremely crispy snake meat was so beautiful that Liu Gao was addicted.For a while, he started to eat a lot, licking the oil and water on his hands while eating, the way he ate, it was really unflattering for people to see.In just 2 minutes, he ate the snake meat into his stomach. Liu Gao licked his lips/lips, picked up the bottle and drank two big sips of water, let out a triumphant cry, and then used a wooden stick to remove the cooked crab from the Dig it out from the fire, wrap it in leaves, hold it up, jump to the edge of the stream, throw it into the water, firstly to cool down the heat, and secondly, wash it well again.

Sitting by the stream, Liu Gao picked up the cooked crabs, washed them and then lifted the hard shells to see if there were any leeches inside, sprinkled some salt on them, and started to eat again.

After a while, a few crabs were also eaten. Liu Gao patted his stomach and smiled contentedly. He was half full and not hungry anymore. The day was really f/m/ comfortable.Fuck his/mother’s urbanites, I don’t need a house like a tortoise shell, nor a car that measures the road every day. I have this big forest, and I live a life like a fairy.I can't die of hunger, and when I go back to the village, there are still a large group of women who can sleep.The women in the village are all white/tender, wild and romantic, sweet, juicy, and disease-free. They can play as they like.

The more Liu Gao thought about it, the more complacent he became, and he couldn't help humming a ditty: "It's been a long time since I came to my sister's house, and my sister's bum is covered with moss...Brother has birds but no cages, and sister has birdcages but no birds. A birdcage for a baby bird, let’s see if the baby bird is male or not..."

With a broken voice with incomplete pentatonic voice, he sang rural and vulgar folk songs, but they had such a taste, Liu Gao laughed himself while singing.

When he was full, he found a bag of shiitake mushrooms, so Liu Gao went to the mountains and forests to pick March chanterelles.

Sanyue chan is shaped like a strawberry, but much smaller than a berry, but much sweeter.In the third month of the lunar calendar, that is, during the Ching Ming Festival, there are March chanterelles everywhere on the mountain, wild game, and the more you eat, the more you want to eat.

Liu Gaozhi picked all the way up the mountain stream, picked one and ate one until his stomach was full, and then turned back satisfied.Along the way, I saw a lot of oxen in the forest (grows on a kind of thorns, the fruit is the same as that of San Yue, but slightly longer, with a slightly sour taste, sweet and sour, and a It’s a pity that it’s not ripe yet, but sooner or later these will enter Liu Gao’s mouth.

Um!It's time to go back now. I have an appointment with Fan Yuxiang tonight. I'm going to sleep with this old lady at Fan Yuxiang's house. I heard that old women are very experienced in sex/love. It seems that she can let me enjoy it A lot of fun that I didn't enjoy, hahaha...

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