My teacher is as beautiful as a demon
401. Hanging meat stall
Liang Jun said that we people in the Northeast have regional accents. For example, when we talk about the sun in Mandarin, he will say Yitou;For example, when the sun burns human flesh, people from the Northeast would say that the sun shines silver at night.Let’s talk about a certain driver, long-distance trafficking, long distance, really boring, there is a young woman in the car, he pulls one, and seeing that the young woman looks pretty good-looking, the driver has a bad idea, that place will support Putting up a tent, the girl had never seen a man like this, so she asked curiously, Master driver, what are you?The driver said, I am a meat stall.The girl asked again, what is the meat stall for?The driver master said, if the car is not strong, put it in the right gear, and the car will be strong. The girl said, let me try it, and the driver said, okay, you can grab it with your hands now, and I said, hang the meat The gear, you just shake it like this, and the car will have a lot of energy.
The girl grabbed his meat gear out of curiosity, the driver trembled with excitement, accidentally stepped on the gas pedal, the car rushed out, knocked down a small tree, the girl got out of the car and looked , Said, this meat stall is really strong, it overturned the big tree.
Before he finished speaking, Liang Jun couldn't stop laughing. However, he soon felt that something was wrong. Seeing Nan Ba Po Po's gloomy and frightening face, Liang Jun finally realized how inappropriate a joke he had made. , I smiled at Nanba Po Po embarrassingly, Nan Ba Po Po was really upset, and it took me a long time to say something, she knows me very well, doesn't she?
Liang Jun had no choice but to say, I was just joking, and I won't do it next time, okay?Nanba Po didn't pay any attention to him anymore, she just started the car silently and ignored him all the way. This made Liang Jun regret it very much, and it was also a lesson for him.
On this road, they drove 16.5 kilometers along the Shanghai-Nanjing Expressway, went straight into the Beijing-Shanghai Expressway, drove 80.3 kilometers along the Beijing-Shanghai Expressway, headed towards Nanjing/G42, and turned slightly right into the Shanghai-Chengdu Expressway. I couldn't stop, so I asked, Aunt Nan, where are we going?Baba Nan was still annoyed at his lack of eloquence, so she just ignored him until they reached the Ningzhen Highway, and then told him that this time they were going to Qixia Mountain.Liang Jun had nothing to say, and said, what are you doing in Qixia?Grandma Nan said angrily that he just slept there.Liang Jun saw that she was still angry when she spoke, so he didn't bother her at all, but lowered his head to read the introduction of Qixia Mountain.My teacher is as beautiful as a demon 401
According to the book, Qixia Mountain is located 22 kilometers northeast of Nanjing City. , all over the peaks, known as "Jinling No. 1 Xiushan".Especially Qixia in late autumn, the maple forest is like fire, and the mountains are red all over, just like a beautiful picture scroll, known as "the head of the cow in spring, the Qixia in autumn".
Three hours later, the car entered a village.Liang Jun looked at the village and asked strangely, where is this?Ms. Qi, that is, Nanbapo, finally had the patience to talk to him, and said, this is my hometown.
ah?Liang Jun stared blankly at the village outside the car window, looking at the houses, and muttered in his mouth, this village is so amazing that there is such a beautiful woman.For some reason, Nan Ba Po fell in love with this sentence, and a touch of brilliance began to bloom at the corners of her lips.However, she quickly put away that smile, and Liang Jun didn't see it at all.
I heard that the most promising daughter of the Qi family in the village came back. Many people came to Nan Ba Po's mother's house, including seniors, relatives in the village, and village cadres. The most interesting thing was Nan Ba Po's elementary school and junior high school. Classmates, who were a little bit promising, all drove over, hoping to see her beauty. Nanba's rare attitude improved, and she entertained guests with her mother. They were all related to the Qi family's seven aunts and eight aunts. Then there are the friends of Nan Ba Po's younger brother, all of them were astonished when they saw Nan Ba Po Po, they obviously had a generation gap with this Nan Ba Po Po, and they only heard that she was a very beautiful woman, but unfortunately they didn't see her. Today, I was immediately amazed, not only the beautiful appearance, but especially the aura of looking down on ants, which made these young animals talk about it, secretly coveting it and being in awe at the same time.
Nan Bapo's younger brother is a teenage boy, leading a group of middle-aged and middle-aged men, and was giving a lecture to those subordinates. A young man laughed and said, "Why does your sister never go back to the village?" Nan Bapo's younger brother Qi Dong spit out a cigarette Circle, lazily said that my sister doesn’t like it. She doesn’t like to come to such a small village. My sister is in Shanghai, and the money she earns is not as good as a fraction of the savings of all the people in the village.
The teenagers gasped in an uproar.Among them, a young man who had seen the scenes nodded and said, the cars in the yard look very high-end.
Amidst the din of people, Liang Jun slapped his head, ran to the courtyard, and moved a box of genuine and priceless 30-year-old Moutai from the car. A box of limited edition Yellow Crane Tower cost more than 8000 yuan each. This was three times, and it was when he was about to set off in Shanghai that he had to put it aside so that Grandma Nan agreed and brought it from her home.
Although the Qi family has seen a lot of things in the world, Ba Po Nan often moves these things back, but now that Liang Jun has taken them down, the Qi family has a lot of face.In order to thank the guests who came to visit, the Qi family simply sent out those cigarettes box by box.
After two hours of fuss, Baba Nan was finally able to escape and went back to the room on the second floor to rest. Liang Jun, who was talking to the Qi family, finally seized an opportunity to go upstairs to see someone.At this time, Grandma Nan had already fallen asleep. When Liang Jun entered, she was still asleep, and the thin quilt on her body was not so tightly covered, revealing a snow-white thigh.
Liang Jun almost had a nosebleed, and his heart beat wildly.He stood there blankly, his eyes sneaking into the quilt, you know, it is too rare for a queen like Nan Bapo to see such a spring, Liang Jun stared at that white thigh, Liang Jun thought in his heart Struggling, I wanted to continue watching, but I was afraid that Grandma Nan would find out.However, the more this was the case, the more problems arose. Just as Liang Jun was staring at the scenery, Nan Bapo's eyes opened.
Nanba Po asked sharply, what are you going to do?
Liang Jun said, don't do anything, just appreciate it.Nan Bapo scolded, get out!
Liang Jun was skeptical: Auntie, an unparalleled young man like me is standing by your side, in such a moonlight, won’t Auntie be a hungry tiger?I just wanted to resist, but I couldn't resist. "
Nanba Po raised her delicate eyebrows, Liang Jun, you are becoming less and less like a student now.You are so glib, who did you learn from? "
Liang Jun said hehe, he is self-taught and enlightened.
The girl grabbed his meat gear out of curiosity, the driver trembled with excitement, accidentally stepped on the gas pedal, the car rushed out, knocked down a small tree, the girl got out of the car and looked , Said, this meat stall is really strong, it overturned the big tree.
Before he finished speaking, Liang Jun couldn't stop laughing. However, he soon felt that something was wrong. Seeing Nan Ba Po Po's gloomy and frightening face, Liang Jun finally realized how inappropriate a joke he had made. , I smiled at Nanba Po Po embarrassingly, Nan Ba Po Po was really upset, and it took me a long time to say something, she knows me very well, doesn't she?
Liang Jun had no choice but to say, I was just joking, and I won't do it next time, okay?Nanba Po didn't pay any attention to him anymore, she just started the car silently and ignored him all the way. This made Liang Jun regret it very much, and it was also a lesson for him.
On this road, they drove 16.5 kilometers along the Shanghai-Nanjing Expressway, went straight into the Beijing-Shanghai Expressway, drove 80.3 kilometers along the Beijing-Shanghai Expressway, headed towards Nanjing/G42, and turned slightly right into the Shanghai-Chengdu Expressway. I couldn't stop, so I asked, Aunt Nan, where are we going?Baba Nan was still annoyed at his lack of eloquence, so she just ignored him until they reached the Ningzhen Highway, and then told him that this time they were going to Qixia Mountain.Liang Jun had nothing to say, and said, what are you doing in Qixia?Grandma Nan said angrily that he just slept there.Liang Jun saw that she was still angry when she spoke, so he didn't bother her at all, but lowered his head to read the introduction of Qixia Mountain.My teacher is as beautiful as a demon 401
According to the book, Qixia Mountain is located 22 kilometers northeast of Nanjing City. , all over the peaks, known as "Jinling No. 1 Xiushan".Especially Qixia in late autumn, the maple forest is like fire, and the mountains are red all over, just like a beautiful picture scroll, known as "the head of the cow in spring, the Qixia in autumn".
Three hours later, the car entered a village.Liang Jun looked at the village and asked strangely, where is this?Ms. Qi, that is, Nanbapo, finally had the patience to talk to him, and said, this is my hometown.
ah?Liang Jun stared blankly at the village outside the car window, looking at the houses, and muttered in his mouth, this village is so amazing that there is such a beautiful woman.For some reason, Nan Ba Po fell in love with this sentence, and a touch of brilliance began to bloom at the corners of her lips.However, she quickly put away that smile, and Liang Jun didn't see it at all.
I heard that the most promising daughter of the Qi family in the village came back. Many people came to Nan Ba Po's mother's house, including seniors, relatives in the village, and village cadres. The most interesting thing was Nan Ba Po's elementary school and junior high school. Classmates, who were a little bit promising, all drove over, hoping to see her beauty. Nanba's rare attitude improved, and she entertained guests with her mother. They were all related to the Qi family's seven aunts and eight aunts. Then there are the friends of Nan Ba Po's younger brother, all of them were astonished when they saw Nan Ba Po Po, they obviously had a generation gap with this Nan Ba Po Po, and they only heard that she was a very beautiful woman, but unfortunately they didn't see her. Today, I was immediately amazed, not only the beautiful appearance, but especially the aura of looking down on ants, which made these young animals talk about it, secretly coveting it and being in awe at the same time.
Nan Bapo's younger brother is a teenage boy, leading a group of middle-aged and middle-aged men, and was giving a lecture to those subordinates. A young man laughed and said, "Why does your sister never go back to the village?" Nan Bapo's younger brother Qi Dong spit out a cigarette Circle, lazily said that my sister doesn’t like it. She doesn’t like to come to such a small village. My sister is in Shanghai, and the money she earns is not as good as a fraction of the savings of all the people in the village.
The teenagers gasped in an uproar.Among them, a young man who had seen the scenes nodded and said, the cars in the yard look very high-end.
Amidst the din of people, Liang Jun slapped his head, ran to the courtyard, and moved a box of genuine and priceless 30-year-old Moutai from the car. A box of limited edition Yellow Crane Tower cost more than 8000 yuan each. This was three times, and it was when he was about to set off in Shanghai that he had to put it aside so that Grandma Nan agreed and brought it from her home.
Although the Qi family has seen a lot of things in the world, Ba Po Nan often moves these things back, but now that Liang Jun has taken them down, the Qi family has a lot of face.In order to thank the guests who came to visit, the Qi family simply sent out those cigarettes box by box.
After two hours of fuss, Baba Nan was finally able to escape and went back to the room on the second floor to rest. Liang Jun, who was talking to the Qi family, finally seized an opportunity to go upstairs to see someone.At this time, Grandma Nan had already fallen asleep. When Liang Jun entered, she was still asleep, and the thin quilt on her body was not so tightly covered, revealing a snow-white thigh.
Liang Jun almost had a nosebleed, and his heart beat wildly.He stood there blankly, his eyes sneaking into the quilt, you know, it is too rare for a queen like Nan Bapo to see such a spring, Liang Jun stared at that white thigh, Liang Jun thought in his heart Struggling, I wanted to continue watching, but I was afraid that Grandma Nan would find out.However, the more this was the case, the more problems arose. Just as Liang Jun was staring at the scenery, Nan Bapo's eyes opened.
Nanba Po asked sharply, what are you going to do?
Liang Jun said, don't do anything, just appreciate it.Nan Bapo scolded, get out!
Liang Jun was skeptical: Auntie, an unparalleled young man like me is standing by your side, in such a moonlight, won’t Auntie be a hungry tiger?I just wanted to resist, but I couldn't resist. "
Nanba Po raised her delicate eyebrows, Liang Jun, you are becoming less and less like a student now.You are so glib, who did you learn from? "
Liang Jun said hehe, he is self-taught and enlightened.
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