School Grass Immortal Doctor

Chapter 23, Yes, Fuck You, Make Everyone Laugh

Facing everyone's ridicule, Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "Yes, I'm here to mess with you and make everyone laugh."

"Boy, what did you say? Do you dare to say it again?" The school team members immediately became furious.

Zeng Shuai was still dressed lightly, and said: "You heard what I said just now, do you want to hear it again? Okay, let me say it again, this time you have to listen clearly, I—— - It's - come - do - you - you -!"

This time, the sound was loud, loud and distant, and even covered the noise of the entire stadium. There was a sudden silence on the stadium, and then a wave of people surrounded from all directions.

"Damn, you're so arrogant! Let me do it, let me do it first..." The school team members were eager to try and fix Zeng Shuai.School Grass Immortal Doctor 23

"Don't worry, let me mess with him first!" Duel Wang sneered, looked at Zeng Shuai and said, "Okay then, let's see who we mess with!"

"Don't speak so harshly, I'm not your good friend." Zeng Shuai rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, let's talk about the rules now."

"Still talking about the rules? Aren't you very arrogant? You don't even know the rules?" the heads-up king said contemptuously.

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "My rules may be different from yours, so let's talk about it."

The heads-up king was not fooled at all, and said with a smile: "The rules of basketball are the same on the entire planet, yours will be different? Unless you are from outer space."

Zeng Shuai chuckled, thinking that this kid was right, I really came from outer space, but everyone didn't believe it.

"Boy, stop talking nonsense, if you want to know the rules, then learn during the game!" Heads-up king said with a smile: "Come and choose how many balls to head-to-head, one ball, three balls, or five balls ?”

"There are no rules," Zeng Shuai shrugged. "Okay, let's start. I'll pick five balls."

"Okay, one-on-one five balls, I'll let you, you attack first, I'll defend, how about it?"

"Whatever you want, just do as you say, you'll suffer." Zeng Shuai pouted.

The heads-up king stopped immediately, "You are the one who suffers, and your whole family is the one who suffers!"

"I'm obviously attacking. What you said just now, I attack you."

"You were the one to attack first, and I'll defend!" The heads-up king was about to go berserk.

"The meaning is the same, okay, okay, why are you talking so much nonsense, hurry up and get ready to suffer, I'm going to attack."

The one-up king scratched his head, he was about to go crazy, who is talking nonsense...

The game started immediately, and all the other members of the school team came to the sidelines, resting and watching how the heads-up king abused this kid.

"Okay, here I come." Zeng Shuai held the ball and said to the heads-up king who was standing inside the three-point line, and then directly reached out and shot the basketball into the basket.

"Bang!" The basketball fell directly into the basket.

"Oh shredded coconut!" Zeng Shuai stretched out his hand and gestured with a V.School Grass Immortal Doctor 23

The spectators around were staring blankly at the basket, and the heads-up king was also in a blank blank. Was it because his eyes were dazzled just now? Great, isn't it?Unfortunately, it was a foul.

"Foul, the goal is invalid!"

"What do you mean?"

"You have to get inside the three-point line once before you can take the shot."

"Oh, that's it, then okay, come again."

For the second ball, after the start, Zeng Shuai held the ball and let him run inside the three-point line.

"Bang!" The ball went in again.

"Oh, shredded coconut!"

"Foul, the goal is invalid!"

"what happened again?"

"You don't even know how to walk? You're a rookie!"

"Okay, come again! The third ball!"

"foul……"

"Fourth ball."

"foul……"

"The fifth ball."

"Foul, foul, all fouls, all five balls are invalid, zero points." The heads-up king said with a smile: "Now, I will attack you and defend."

"Hey, why are you fouling?" Zeng Shuai shook his head, but smiled lightly, and said, "Okay, then come on, I'll play with others later." The way Wang put it in his eyes made him so angry that he singled out Wang's teeth.

However, the heads-up king possessed unique skills, and he also looked contemptuous, not paying attention to Zeng Shuai, who is thin and thin, "Hmph, such a thin body, there is no threat at all. Five goals, I scored one!" Even if I win, but I want to score five, and finish torturing this arrogant brat!"

"The first ball, I'm going to fly over his head and dunk it! Give him a shot!" the heads-up king thought to himself, and then he dribbled the ball and rushed towards Zeng Shuai, and then prepared to land one meter away from Zeng Shuai. Jump up, overwhelm the opponent, and finish the dunk. "Hey, I'm so fierce, that kid must be so frightened that he squatted on the ground."

The heads-up king grinned, and immediately sped up his speed. However, when he rushed in front of Zeng Shuai, Zeng Shuai didn't move, just staring at him coldly.The heads-up king snorted coldly in his heart, then jumped in front of Zeng Shuai and flew directly towards the backboard.

"Look, Brother Chao is flying!" School Grass Immortal Doctor 23

"Wow, brother Chao really wants to dunk!"

"Dump it, buckle it! Brother Chao is amazing!"

The audience around screamed, looking excitedly at the heads-up king, expecting him to give everyone a strong dunk.

Seeing this, Zeng Shuai smiled coldly in his heart: "Want to be handsome? Go ahead and dream!"

So, Zeng Shuai gently pushed up the void with his right hand, and the gravity technique was released immediately, and then he saw the legendary one-on-one king flying higher and higher, and then...

"Bang!" A fierce collision sounded.

"Ouch!"

With a scream, the surroundings were startled, and then there was a sensation immediately.

"Damn, isn't it, this is all right?"

"Brother Chao, are you okay, did you hurt from the bump?"

"Come on, brother Chao is hanging on the backboard, come and take him down..."

"Haha..." After all, most of the onlookers were watching the fun, and burst out laughing.

It took a few minutes for everyone to remove the heads-up king Wang Chao from the backboard. Zeng Shuai chuckled and said, "It's pretty high to fly, but sometimes the higher the better."

"You kid, don't make sarcastic remarks on the sidelines."

"I'm telling him, what's sarcastic talk?" Zeng Shuai shrugged and said, "Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let's single out Brother Wang Chao, right? There are still four balls, do you still want to hit?"

In the one-on-one match, Brother Wang Chao still maintained the posture of hanging on the backboard, his whole body was so painful that he couldn't even speak.

"He's already like this, how can he still fight?" The school team's 1.9-meter-high center stood up and said, "I'll fight with you!"

"Come on, you can." Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "But his four balls will be forfeited, and we have to play five balls again."

"Okay, if you hit five more, then hit five more, and I'll torture you all the same!"

"Hey, before that, that one-on-one opponent Wang Chao also thought the same way." Zeng Shuai shrugged and said with a sinister smile, "Don't jump too high."

"Take care of me!" the center forward said, "I just want to step on you, how about it?"

"Hey, the good medicine tastes bitter, and the good advice hurts the ear. I've come to this point. You can do whatever you want." Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "Stop talking nonsense, let's start. Should I attack first or you defend first?"

"You attack first, no, I'll defend first, shit, don't they all have the same fucking meaning?" The big, stupid center player obviously had a bad brain, so he finally said, "It's up to you, You attack first."

"Then I'm here." Zeng Shuai chuckled, dribbled the ball and started to attack.

In this round, although Zeng Shuai still had some fouls, when there was no foul, as long as he did not foul, he would score. So after five goals, Zeng Shuai's two three-pointers were effective and he scored six points.

Then switch to the center forward to attack. Zeng Shuai's height only reached the center's chest. The center wanted to use his height to suppress Zeng Shuai. Several shots were three-step layups. Either the ball hit the backboard and bounced back, or it flew directly from the top of the backboard, and it just couldn't get in anyway, causing the onlookers to laugh.

After five goals, Zeng Shuai actually won.

Seeing that Zeng Shuai won, all the school team members were not calm, and came to compete with Zeng Shuai one after another. Zeng Shuai played five balls with them every time, dozens of balls were scored, and Zeng Shuai gradually became a real player. As for those members of the school team, they were completely abused by Zeng Shuai. Some of them wanted to dunk to regain their morale, but they ended up hanging on the backboard like the heads-up king, and the court was full of joy.

"Everyone laughed very happily today, which means you did a good job today, hehe..." After the game, Zeng Shuai said this, this guy still remembers his grudge.But today he and Liang Zi of the school team are considered to be married, but Zeng Shuai is not afraid, he has strength, but he is afraid of wool!

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