School Grass Immortal Doctor

Figured out?Figure out what a fart!The young man was slandering in his heart, but there was a wry smile on his face, and he said: "Master Zeng, don't make fun of me, I was wrong last time, I am here to apologize to you." Saying that, the young man He put the two bottles of Feitian Moutai and two bottles of Ruan Zhonghua in his hand beside Zeng Shuai's desk.

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "Young man, it's your fault. You came to give me a gift in front of so many people outside. Isn't that clearly making me make a mistake?"

The young man smiled and said: "Miraculous Doctor Zeng, this is not a gift, I am here to apologize to you, this thing is just to express my apology, absolutely no intention of bribing you."

Zeng Shuai smiled and nodded, "Okay, I accept your apology, you can go, don't block the patients behind."

"Uh..." The young man was stunned, and quickly said: "Master Zeng, I am also your patient? I hung up your number early, just to ask you to save me, you must save me Ah!" School Grass Immortal Doctor 409

"Your disease..." Zeng Shuai frowned, slowly shook his head and said, "It's difficult to cure."

The young man's eyes lit up when he heard the words, because Miracle Doctor Zeng just said "difficult to cure" instead of directly saying "incurable" like the doctors in other hospitals, which means that Miracle Doctor Zeng may still be able to cure him Sick, so the young man hurriedly said: "Master Zeng, I know that your old medical skills are superb, like a god descending from the earth, you can definitely cure my illness, right?"

Zeng Shuai frowned and said: "It's not impossible, but this disease requires a lot of precious Chinese medicinal materials. If the family is not rich, I advise you not to treat it."

"One million!" The young man hurriedly said: "As long as the genius doctor Zeng is willing to cure my illness, I am willing to give you one million."

"100 million?" Zeng Shuai smiled faintly and shook his head.Said: "100 million is only enough for one course of treatment. If you don't have money, you still don't want to be treated. Anyway, if it is cured, you still have to go out and mess around with that thing."

What?The young man's eyelids twitched, and he said, "Miraculous Doctor Zeng, I know I was wrong, and I will never go out and mess around again! That's right. Miracle Doctor Zeng, the one million I just said is just for you Personal thanks, as long as the "medicine" fee required in the course of treatment, I will definitely give you. A course of treatment is 100 million, how many courses of treatment will be needed in total?"

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "Seven."

"Seven? That's 700 million? Oh, plus the diagnosis and treatment fees of Miracle Doctor Zeng, it's 800 million in total!" The young man's face suddenly turned ugly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Then how about it, Miracle Doctor Zeng I will go back and ask my father for money, and when I get the money, no matter what, I will ask Miracle Doctor Zeng to save my life!"

"Your life is not in any danger, at most it's just saving your lifeline." Zeng Shuai smiled faintly.Said: "Well, you go, after you raise money, I will give you systematic treatment."

"That's good. Thank you, Miracle Doctor Zeng, then I'll go first!" Finished speaking.The young man turned away with a sad face.Their family is rich, and their total assets are at least tens of millions, but most of them are real estate, facades, cars, etc., and the working capital is only 300 to 800 million. If the medical expenses plus "medicine" costs need to be [-] million If not, then their family will have to sell the house to sell the appearance, and they will definitely not be able to sell for a good price.

"It doesn't matter, go back and talk to Dad first, if he wants to hold a grandson, sell the house and sell the appearance, he has to treat me." The young man thought in his heart.

"Hey, this is really cheating!" Zeng Shuai shook his head and called the next patient.

The third patient turned out to be a white-collar beauty in a professional suit. She passed a fart without saying a word when she entered the door.

"puff……"

Zeng Shuai couldn't help frowning and said, "Oh, girl, your way of greeting is different."

"Ah?" The white-collar beauty was at a loss for a while, and said, "Doctor, what are you talking about?"

Zeng Shuai smiled and shook his head, then frowned again, this fart smell is too strong, it can catch up with biological and chemical weapons, you said such a beautiful girl, why is she farting such a stinky fart.Zeng Shuai held his breath and said, "Girl, do you have any questions?"

The white-collar beauty smiled obediently, but blushed again, looking a little embarrassed, twitched for a few seconds, and then said: "Doctor, I have something wrong with my stomach, I often...often...it's just farting. At first I I can still hold it back, and I went to many hospitals to see doctors, but nothing worked, and my farting problem became more and more difficult to control. I let it go in the elevator, at the banquet, and at the press conference. Let it go, let it go at the board meeting... now basically let it go as soon as you have it, it's hard to hold back, doctor, you must help me!"

"Pfft..." As soon as he finished speaking, there was another loud fart.School Grass Immortal Doctor 409

Zeng Shuai frowned again, thought for a while, and asked, "Then let me ask you a question. When you fart, how do the people around you generally react?"

The white-collar beauty smiled and said: "Speaking of which, I'm quite lucky. Although I often play it in crowded places, there is no sound and no smell... To tell you the truth, I just played two. You didn't hear the sound, did you? Did you smell the smell? Oh, I'm sorry, I just said it, and another one came, but it doesn't matter." The white-collar beauty explained with a blushing face.

Hearing this, Zeng Shuai couldn't help rolling his eyes, and quickly wrote a prescription for this white-collar beauty, handed it to her and said, "Girl, go to the pharmacy to get the medicine."

"So soon?" The white-collar beauty was surprised, and then took a look at the prescription, and couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? Doctor, I have a stomach problem, why are you still prescribing nasal drops for me? Do I need this? You Is the "medicine" prescribed wrong?"

Zeng Shuai nodded and said: "Don't worry, that's right, I'm a genius doctor, how could I go wrong? Nasal drops are a must. First, I have to heal your nose, then your ears, and finally I can do it." Solve your gastrointestinal problems... Do you understand what I mean?" Zeng Shuai thought to himself, fortunately, I know how to breathe, otherwise I would really be fainted by you.

"Ah? This...what...what do you mean?" The pretty white-collar woman blushed even more, "Could it be..."

"That's right, let me just say it. Your fart is not only loud but also smelly. Since you can't hear or smell it, it means that you have problems with your sense of smell, hearing and stomach, so you need to treat them together." Zeng Shuai said lightly.

"Really...Really?" The white-collar beauty still didn't believe it.

"Look at her." Without further ado, Zeng Shuai pointed to He Jiajia who was standing next to him. The girl's face was purple from suffocation. Zeng Shuai smiled and said, "Jiajia, don't embarrass yourself, hurry up!" Go out and get some air."

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