School Grass Immortal Doctor

"Hey, I'm so kind, I saved another girl's life!" After the girl left the office of the Miracle Medicine Department, Zeng Shuai shook his head and said to himself.

After the girl left, Zeng Shuai continued to see the patients behind him. After seeing a few patients, a group of people suddenly flooded in. Zeng Shuai couldn't help frowning and said, "I'm sorry, please come one by one in line."

Unexpectedly, the group of seven or eight said: "Doctor, we are together, so we treat one patient."

Zeng Shuai let out an "oh" and said, "Which patient is it?"

The group of people immediately pointed to one of the men, and said, "That's him, a miracle doctor. You are a famous doctor. Let's see, what kind of disease is he? We'll record it for you, and you cured his disease." , we can just promote it to you."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Shuai frowned again, and said flatly, "Our principle is that we don't allow taking pictures or videotaping."

Hearing the words, the group of people immediately said: "Then what should we do? We also want to record a video for him."

Zeng Shuai couldn't help rolling his eyes, and said: "You don't look sick, why are you doing crazy things? You want to video him, but when he recovers, you can just record slowly. What are you recording now? , look at his face is dark purple, you can still recognize him after recording?"

The group of people heard the words, look at me, I look at you, and finally put away the mobile phone in their hands, said: "Okay, we won't record it, we will record it after he recovers, genius doctor, take a look at him!" What is the disease and how did it become like this?"

When Zeng Shuai heard this, he smiled lightly and said, "Okay. Let me take a look." He said.But he glanced at everyone.Although these guys put away their mobile phones, there are still two hidden pinhole cameras shooting them. Obviously, these guys are here to find fault, and this patient is what they found to make things difficult for him.

Thinking of this, Zeng Shuai couldn't help laughing, let alone find a healthy person.Even patients with intractable diseases can't help him.He glanced at the so-called "patient" with a smile, and saw that his face was dark purple, his brows were furrowed, his teeth were clenched, his legs were closed, and his face was in pain. When he looked at it suddenly, he really thought he had something Sudden illness?

However, how could Zeng Shuai be deceived by others?He glanced at the "patient" immediately.Then he knew why.

At this moment, the group of people began to ask Zeng Shuai again: "Genius doctor, genius doctor, what's wrong with him? Look at him like this, what's wrong with him?"

Zeng Shuai ignored the questioner, just smiled lightly, and asked the so-called "patient", "What's wrong with you?"

The "patient" took a look at Zeng Shuai, but closed his mouth even tighter, and said nothing. At this time, the group of people who came with the "patient" hurriedly said: "Doctor, he is dumb, and he can't speak." say."

"Huh?" Zeng Shuai smiled lightly when he heard the words, and said, "Mute, then I can also cure his dumb disease together."

"Ah? No, no, no, it must be very expensive to treat the mute. He doesn't have that much money." The man said quickly.

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "It's okay, we are a charity hospital here, so we can still do some charitable deeds, so the treatment doesn't cost much, just two hundred and fifty."

"Two hundred and five?" The group of people couldn't help being taken aback when they heard the words, why did this sound like a curse?Those people look at me, I look at you, and finally decided to pay the money, otherwise, in order to save the 250 yuan, if they don’t even treat the dumb disease, they may be suspected, so the group of people decided Pay the 250 yuan first.

After the group of people paid the money and came back with the payment invoice, Zeng Shuai smiled and said, "Okay, then shall I treat him now?"

"Okay, okay, thank you, the genius doctor." The group of people smiled quickly, and while speaking, they quietly pointed at Zeng Shuai with a pinhole camera.

Zeng Shuai didn't care about this, he just came to the "patient" with a smile, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with you? You can tell me."

The "patient" had a painful expression on his face, but he closed his mouth tightly, and still didn't say a word.

Hearing this, Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "Can you speak?"

The other party still didn't say a word.

Zeng Shuai chuckled, making the other person hairy from laughing, and then saw Zeng Shuai walking around him, stretched out a finger, and tapped on the so-called "patient", the other party immediately said "ah". There was a scream, and at the same time, a smell of urine immediately permeated the office of the Department of Miracle Medicine, but it was the so-called patient who peed all over his pants, not only putting on thick long johns and cotton trousers, but also My jeans were soaked through, and there was a puddle of urine on the floor.

"You..." The "patient" looked angry, pointed at Zeng Shuai, and just said a word, as if being strangled by someone, he didn't continue to speak.

Zeng Shuai couldn't help but shook his head, and said, "Young man, it's fine to hold back and not talk, but don't play with holding your urine if you have nothing to do, it will kill you!"

"Then you shouldn't have let me urinate on the spot!" The young man said depressedly and angrily.

Zeng Shuai shook his head and said, "I won't let you urinate on the spot. Do I want you to continue to hold back? You know that because you hold back urine for a long time, the bladder is over-expanded, causing a large number of bladder blood vessels to be damaged, and the urinary system is also affected. After a certain infection and influence, I am afraid that in the future..."

"I'm afraid what?" The young man suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at Zeng Shuai nervously.

Zeng Shuai shook his head and said flatly, "From now on, you won't be able to be a 'juren'."

"Can't be a 'juren'?" The young man was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

"Just don't lift it! You idiot!" Zeng Shuai said flatly.

"What? No!" The young man was taken aback. He was only in his 20s. If he didn't lift it now, wouldn't he become a living eunuch?No, absolutely not.

"No?" Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "Then do you feel distended pain in your lower abdomen now, and it feels like a tendon is being pulled, and your little brother has shrunk into a ball?"

Hearing that, the young man felt it himself, but his face was pale.

Seeing this, Zeng Shuai said indifferently: "Did I hit the mark? Huh, I dare to tell you responsibly that this is just the beginning. Later on, your lower abdomen will become more and more painful, and the urinary system will continue to be infected and worsen. You will urinate and bleed when you pee, and your bladder will fester and fester, and spread to the prostate and penis. At that time, even your prostate will have to be operated on, and the penis will be cut open with a scalpel! Oh, miserable Ah, peeing will be a problem in the future, let alone how miserable it is!" Zeng Shuai said while shaking his head.

When the young man heard the words, he became anxious immediately, grabbed a middle-aged man next to him, and said, "You just made me urinate, why didn't you tell me these things? You are also a doctor yourself, so you don't understand? I It’s all like this, 1000 yuan is definitely not enough, I want you to be responsible for curing my disease, and then compensate me 5 yuan for damages!”

"Don't worry, don't worry!" The middle-aged man heard the words and said quickly: "Let's go back and talk slowly."

"No, I have to say yes here. I have already been deceived by you once, and I can't be deceived by you again. I must settle here!" The young man grabbed the other party and did not let go, saying: "Otherwise, I will announce your conspiracy to the public!"

"You...are you insane? What are you talking nonsense?" The middle-aged man's face suddenly changed when he heard this, and he wanted to leave the young man.

Unexpectedly, when the young man saw this, he rushed forward, hugged the middle-aged man even tighter, and said loudly: "Want to leave? Let me settle the account before leaving!"

Seeing that the middle-aged man was caught by the "patient" and couldn't get away, the others rushed forward together, pushed the young man away, and made a gesture to beat the young man, the young man hurriedly shouted : "Doctor Zeng, these guys are doctors from Wankang Private Hospital in Mianzhou, they asked me to blackmail you, you must not let them go!"

Zeng Shuai didn't want to bother them at first, so he let them bite the dog, but now that the other party has already said it, he can't help but ask, otherwise he will be regarded as weak, cowardly and timid!So, Zeng Shuai immediately took a step forward and said, "Okay, you guys stop first, okay?"

However, that group of people ignored Zeng Shuai at all. Zeng Shuai shook his head helplessly, so he could only go forward and patted one of them. The group of seven or eight people immediately stood on the spot, unable to move.

Then Zeng Shuai said: "If you want to fight, you have to choose a place. Don't think that I don't know that you are here to find trouble. I have seen your little tricks. I just didn't bother to care about you, but in the end you started fighting among yourself. , I can’t ignore it.” Then, Zeng Shuai directly found two pinhole cameras from the briefcases in the hands of two of them, and said with a smile: “You say, if I post these videos online , what effect will it have?"

The middle-aged man heard the words and said quickly: "Don't, don't, Zeng Miracle Doctor, don't..."

Hearing this, Zeng Shuai smiled, and said, "The original intention of you to shoot the video was to post it on the Internet and promote it for me? Now it's just right, I'll post it for you, so you don't have to do it. What do you think? How?"

"Don't be like this, Doctor Zeng, we know we were wrong, so you can just bypass us this time, okay? We apologize to you!" The middle-aged man smiled apologetically.

Zeng Shuai smiled lightly and said, "If an apology is useful, why do we need the police? By the way, I also have some friends in the political and legal system, so why not let them handle this matter."

"Miraculous Doctor Zeng, don't, we apologize to you and compensate you, isn't it okay?" The middle-aged man said hastily.

"Compensation?" Zeng Shuai narrowed his eyes and said calmly, "I don't need compensation, I'm not short of money, otherwise I wouldn't be a charity hospital! I just want you to accept the punishment for provoking this genius doctor." ( To be continued..)