natural doctor

When Gu Feng returned to the department, he found a woman sitting there. !.

This woman is about forty years old, and her clothes are neither gorgeous nor ordinary, it can only be said to be a mix, anyway, she is already an old lady, so it doesn't make much difference what she wears.

Gu Feng looked at the woman's face carefully, and found that he didn't recognize her, so he said, "Auntie, are you waiting for me?"

The woman turned around and said a little unhappy: "Why am I waiting for you? I'm waiting for a doctor!"

Gu Feng was a little sweaty, and said to himself, do you always look at me like a doctor? "Auntie, may I ask..."

The woman waved her hands again and again, and interrupted him with a cloudy face: "Do you think I look like an aunt?"

Gu Feng nodded, "Like it!"

The woman's face became even more unhappy, she was bored for a while and suddenly said, "Even if it's like, can't you call me big sister? Don't you know that a man has to be sweet to please a woman?"

Gu Feng sweats madly, you are older than my mother, and you still call me sister?Still want me to please you?

Did you make a mistake?

But for hospitals, patients are customers.For Gu Feng, the customer is the emperor, as long as the emperor is happy, the elder sister is the elder sister, as long as he is not called a mother!

Gu Feng changed his tune and said, "Elder Sister!"

The aunt who asked a lot and was a little bit talkative immediately opened her eyes with joy, and happily agreed, "Hey!"

Gu Feng asked, "What's the name of the doctor you're waiting for?"

The aunt said: "His surname is Gu, but I don't remember his name. I heard that his medical skills are very good, so I came here to let him have a look!"

Gu Feng said: "My surname is Gu."

The aunt looked at him down and shook her head, "He's a Chinese medicine doctor!"

Gu Feng said: "I am also a Chinese medicine practitioner!"

"But……"

My aunt originally wanted to say, I heard people say that this Chinese medicine doctor surnamed Gu is very old!But she has never heard of the question of this age, and she can't make it up, so she can only ask, "Is there no other doctor here whose surname is Gu, who is also a Chinese medicine doctor, and who is older than you?"

Gu Feng shook his head, "Not to mention our department, even the entire hospital, I am the only one named Gu!"

The aunt seemed taken aback, "Could it be you!"

Gu Feng can't laugh or cry, you always come here to see a doctor?Still checking the account.

"Big... sister, the ambition is not based on age. Although the ginger is old and spicy, the pepper is young and spicy. A doctor's medical skills are not measured by age."

The aunt shook her head, "You're right, but I've also heard that you can't do things well without hair on your mouth! Old doctors eat more salt than young doctors, and they cross more bridges than they walk. Which one do you think? When the patient comes, don’t you want to find an old and experienced one?”

Although Gu Feng likes to bicker with Lin Zixuan, he has no interest in flirting with an aunt, so in the end, he conceded decisively, "Sister, let's stop arguing, can this work? Let me show you, if you can see it, just From my point of view, I will find you an old doctor if you can't do well, what do you think?"

The aunt asked suspiciously, "Aren't you going to take my money?"

Gu Feng said seriously: "Of course I won't accept your money!"

The aunt was overjoyed and was about to speak.

Gu Feng has already answered the second half of the sentence, "But the hospital needs to collect money!"

The aunt frowned again, "Then I still won't watch it!"

Gu Feng is a little annoyed, he came to my place, is it because you can ignore it if you don't want to?Almost on the spot, the overlord forced her down on the examination bed and forced her to see a doctor.But just looking at the skill of this broken-mouthed man, it is obvious that he is not the one to be provoked. If he didn't get mad, he let himself be called sister obediently, but if he got mad, wouldn't he be called mother?

After thinking about it, he took out five yuan and said, "Well, big sister, I will return the registration fee to you, how about you let me see?"

The aunt was stunned, and looked at Gu Feng stupidly.

Gu Feng couldn't figure out whether he was crazy or stupid, and he actually paid others to see a doctor for him!But I have already had an early autumn wind, if I don't find something to do, I am afraid this afternoon is doomed to be useless, so I emphasized again: "It won't delay you for a long time, I just take a look at it." Already!"

After the aunt came back to her senses, she didn't go to pick up the money. Instead, she said angrily, "I want to see my mother for five yuan. What do you think of my mother?"

If it's 50 yuan, maybe I will consider it!

Gu Feng looked embarrassed, and explained with both laughter and laughter: "Sister, I don't want to see you, I mean to see a doctor for you."

Only then did the aunt breathe a sigh of relief, and touched the sweat on her forehead, "Doctor, please speak clearly, I was scared to death by you, I thought you had the legendary Oedipus complex!"

Gu Feng sweated wildly, and said in his heart limply, I was scared to death by you, okay!

The aunt sat down again, and pushed the five dollars back, "Young man, you can't buy anything with five dollars now, you should save it to buy tissues!"

Gu Feng asked suspiciously: "Why do you want to buy paper towels?"

The aunt smiled and did not explain.

However, Gu Feng felt that her smile was very meaningful, and it also made him feel trivial.

"Okay, don't pretend to be stupid with the eldest sister, I will show you if you want to see it!"

Gu Feng had no choice but to stop thinking, and asked solemnly, "Sister, what do you feel uncomfortable about?"

The aunt looked a little shy, and said in a jiffy, "This..."

Seeing her like this, Gu Feng couldn't help saying badly, didn't this aunt come to see a gynecologist?

After a while, the aunt said: "Young man, it's like this, what about me? I'm the director of the nearby Sitian Street Office. You know that although such an official is small, he has a lot of things to do. When he goes into the house, the people he meets There are also many..."

Gu Feng listened for a while, but until she finished speaking, he still didn't understand what she was going to say?All I know is that she is a sesame official and needs to see people all day long.

"Sister, just tell me what's wrong with you? I'm a little dizzy from being around you."

The aunt said hesitantly: "Actually... it's nothing, just... that body odor, always... Anyway, it affects work very much, and it's not easy to get in touch with people."

Gu Feng sniffed lightly, and finally realized, underarm odor!

Although this kind of problem is not big, it often brings a lot of inconvenience to people, because the pungent smell of underarm odor makes people feel particularly annoying, and most people who smell this kind of smell cover their noses and stay away.This will cause a lot of psychological burden and inferiority complex to people with body odor, which will affect work and study, as well as communication.

This kind of problem is divided into four levels: weak, mild, medium and strong, but this aunt seems to belong to the lightest level. If it weren't for Gu Feng's keen sense of smell, I'm afraid she wouldn't be able to smell it!

Seeing Gu Feng's puzzled expression, the aunt quickly explained: "I took a shower before I came here, and I used antiperspirants, and I didn't dare to move too much during the journey, because I was afraid of sweating. Sweat has a smell. And the smell is not as strong as usual."

Gu Feng asked: "Have you treated it before?"

The aunt said: "It can be said that it has been treated all the time. Some doctors said that the only way to cure this disease is surgery. There is no other way. I’m also afraid of surgery, so I can only apply some medicine. But recently, I heard from Aunt Li from the other side that her stubborn tinea capitis was cured by you. So I wanted to come and show you.”

Gu Feng smiled wryly, I'm in the Department of Chinese and Western Medicine, not a specialist in Dermatology and Venereal Diseases!But when the patient came, there was no reason to refuse him. After thinking about it, he asked, "Sister, are you afraid of surgery?"

The aunt nodded vigorously, "I'm afraid, I'm terribly afraid. If you want to use a knife on me, I won't cure you."

Gu Feng said: "Then are you afraid of injections?"

The aunt said, "Although I am afraid of getting an injection, it is barely tolerable."

Gu Feng nodded, "That's fine. You sick horse will be cured!"

The aunt asked worriedly, "Do you want to have an operation?"

Gu Feng shook his head, "No need!"

The aunt asked again: "Will it relapse in the future?

Gu Feng said: "No!"

The aunt asked suspiciously, "Is it true?"

Gu Feng smiled and said, "It's not true, you'll know after trying it."

After speaking, Gu Feng called Liu Shiya in and asked her to lead the aunt into the examination room beside her.

Gu Feng washed his handles, put on gloves, walked in, and asked the aunt who had already changed her clothes and was only wearing underwear and a vest to raise her hands.

The aunt was a little hesitant, but when she saw a nurse standing beside her, she felt more at ease, and finally raised her hand.

Gu Feng raised his hands vigorously, and the silver needles in his hands pierced the aunt's armpits at the same time.

The aunt only felt a slight pain in both armpits at the same time, as if bitten by an ant, and before she could call out, Gu Feng had already withdrawn the needle.

"All right!"

Hearing Gu Feng's words, the aunt was still a little overwhelmed. She looked down at her armpits. There was no cut or bleeding, as if nothing had happened.

The aunt said in disbelief, "Is this all right?"

Gu Feng nodded, "Yes, well, you don't have to feel embarrassed about this anymore in the future."

The aunt said half-believingly and suspiciously: "Young man, your eldest sister and I are dozens of years old, don't fool me, don't think that I am just a woman, but my appeal is very strong, these few All the middle-aged and elderly women in the community listen to me, as long as I say something casually, your place will be more deserted than it is now, and you, a doctor, will no longer care about you."

Gu Feng smiled wryly, "Eldest sister, I dare not fool anyone if I fool you! Don't worry, if you have any problems, just come back and find me!"

The aunt said cheerfully: "Okay, you bill!"

Gu Feng asked: "What order?"

The aunt said: "Bill and pay!"

Gu Feng shook his head, "No need to pay the fee!"

The aunt was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "Okay, if your medical skills are really so good, I will thank you very much."

Gu Feng smiled wryly, thank you so much, thank God if you don't bother me!