Blood-quenched mountains and rivers

Hearing the girls say it's funny, Yang Wei turned his head, and suddenly remembered the snow-white long-legged "old bustard" who used him as a dog before, so he put on a posture with evil intentions: "Then I have a The funniest thing, you have to listen carefully, it’s time to wait! It’s said that we, Mr. Xu and the chief steward, lost our way on the grassland, and we couldn’t get out no matter how we walked. The master Xu said to the chief steward I have a good news and a bad news, which one do you want to hear first? The manager was curious, so he asked what the bad news was? Mr. Xu said helplessly that we are lost, and I guess we will have to eat cow dung in the future It’s been a while. The chief steward was taken aback, and hurriedly asked about the good news? Chief Xu let out a long sigh of relief, and there’s plenty of cow dung!”

Liren Chunxiao dared to fabricate such a story about the head of Xu Da, I am afraid that only Yang Wei who is dissatisfied, the rest of the people suppressed their smiles and got up to leave, but Ziyan turned around and stood there, dumbfounded expression.

It turned out that Xu Yan couldn't find Zi Yan and the gang of little girls this afternoon, and these little girls were all alive and kicking in the past few days. She had never heard of many jokes passed down among the girls in the courtyard. , so I came along curiously, and finally heard the story about myself and the chief steward, the manure pipe.

Originally, Xu Yan was in a good mood today, and felt that the guy Chu Yunling threw over could tell some jokes, and it was not useless. It would be good to entertain some guests between singing and dancing at night with his jokes.

But I didn't expect that this daring thing dared to make a joke about himself in his own territory, and he still had enough cow dung to eat?This mouth is really bad enough, no wonder it was beaten into a pig's head, if it wasn't for the fact that the cow dung in the French Concession was not hard to find, she really wanted to feed Yang Wei a whole bucket of cow dung.Blood quenching mountains and rivers 9

Especially this guy who doesn't know how to live or die still dare to look at him with that kind of eyes?

Yang Wei has already lost the time to pay attention to his eyes at this moment, he is purely the one who forgets the pain when the scar is healed.

Beauty!A pure natural beauty!Yang Wei was stunned the first time he saw Xu Yan. What is stunning?What does it mean to be astonished?This is different from those beauties in later generations who rely on makeup, especially Yujie Fan, who is full of plump figure.

I saw that Xu Yan had just woken up not long ago, and seeing that it was still far away from the time to pick up business in the afternoon, so she didn't put on much makeup.Although she has reached this age, Xu Yan's face is very delicate, not inferior to that of a little girl, and her big eyes are full of intelligence, as if she can speak.

Speaking of beauties, although Yang Wei is an otaku and rarely goes to the street to see beautiful girls, there are always enough pictures of beauties on the Internet. Yang Wei, who has read all the beautiful pictures on the Internet, has never seen such beautiful girls For such a natural beauty like Xu Yan, if you look carefully, her appearance is [-]% like that of her favorite movie star Qiu Shuzhen, it is almost carved out of the same mold!

Seeing Yang Wei's salivating appearance, Xu Yan was filled with hatred!After taking advantage of his mouth, he still dares to take advantage of himself with his eyes. When did he become so handsome and beautiful that Chun Xiao was in charge of the house, so that even a guy like him could come up to bully him?The more Xu Yan thought about it, the angrier she became. She was so angry that she even gave a "puchi" laugh.

As soon as the laughter started, the faces of the girls who were hiding in the corner to watch the excitement all changed, and they didn't care about Yang Wei, and scattered like birds and beasts!

If you want to ask why these girls are so scared, there is another allusion when you talk about it in detail. It can be summed up in a witty saying secretly passed by the girls in Liren Chunxiao.

It's not too far off to say, that is, a few years ago, the son of a small local warlord went straight to the beauty Chunxiao when he came to the big city for the first time.What is a word called?Yes, "Yelang is arrogant", the smaller the place, the more people who have no vision, the more they feel that they are great. The warlord's son thought, why don't these cousins ​​treat themselves as the emperor when he comes to the beauty Chunxiao with his status? ?But he didn't want him to throw out a ticket, but no one even picked it up.

Originally, let alone a son, so what if the warlord's father came?Which one of the beauties in the French Concession, Chunxiao, greeted and sent off every day was not a person with a head and a face?Not to mention that he is just a small local warlord.

If it's a business, you should give money, give money, and laugh and laugh, then the girls will also sell him face, but today the money is thrown on the ground, if any girl picks it up, it is equivalent to tearing down the signboard of Liren Chunxiao.

The warlord's son who couldn't hold back his face named Xu Yan and asked Xu Yan to take off his clothes. He performed a meat scene with his guards on the street, but Xu Yan chased him for three streets with a three-foot-long machete. Like a gourd.

His son was cut off in the French Concession, and I immediately said harshly, saying that he was going to tear down Liren Chunxiao’s beams to make a splint for his son, and peeled off Xu Yan’s skin to make a plaster for his son. At the same time, before the little warlord had time to seek revenge from Xu Yan, he was the first to be wiped out in the Zhiwan War. Not only did the splints and plasters disappear, but he himself was blown to nothing.

Xu Yan looked at Yang Wei and said softly: "Let me see if your skin is tender or not. To make five-spice rice wine, it's better to burn a pot of fragrant meat!"

Although it sounds like a joke, Yang Wei is still very nervous, and he is not heartless in arranging others under the fence, which is a typical manifestation of the character of an otaku.

Xu Yan turned sideways and grabbed Yang Wei's collar, almost exposing her snow-white thighs at once. Xu Yan, who didn't realize that she was naked, said angrily: "I don't tell jokes as much as you do, listen! Have you ever said that you are dead? I said that if you die today, there will be an extra grave in the mass grave in Xiziwan tomorrow!"

In Xu Yan's eyes at this moment, Yang Wei is a guy who doesn't know how to live or die, but in the final analysis, although Yang Wei suffers a lot from his losses and suffers from a lot of crimes, he still has a deep-rooted consciousness of a modern person in his bones.

Thinking that Xu Yan can kill people just because of a joke seems a bit too small, but looking at Xu Yan's thrilling smile, Yang Wei still shivered secretly, as the old saying goes, it is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a villain , Rather than digging a villain's ancestral grave to offend a woman, although Yang Wei never thought that he would lose his life because of such a trivial matter, he also realized that he had offended a woman who could not be offended.